Chapter 027: Saving a Fake Hero
After getting rid of the eldest princess Meng Yao and capturing the queen's heart, Xiao Qi felt that the current life was a bit in line with the identity of the seventh princess.
The sun was very big, and Xiao Qibai walked out of the cold palace of processing sanitary napkins boredly.
Recently, the sales of sanitary napkins have been particularly good, and the queen yelled to increase the number of people, but was stopped by Xiao Qi, she said a set of theories that are in short supply, and the queen was overjoyed to hear it.
Sanitary napkins were sold by the government to the major brothel kilns, and became the most intimate thing for those women, and this sales channel alone earned a lot of money for the queen.
The queen is proud of the spring breeze, with Xiao Qi's help on the one hand, and a lot of silver on the right, and the emperor accompanying her every day.
The emperor came over every day, nominally to love the queen, but in fact, he thought in his heart, how much real money and silver were brought in from outside today, and with the queen's cash cow, he was in a happier mood than ever.
Although the queen has lost the charm of the past, the emperor with a grateful attitude still takes good care of this married couple.
If something is excessive, it must be reversed.
The emperor pampered the queen every day, and those beautiful concubines who were young and young gradually began to lose their breath, and they could smell the vinegar in the air everywhere.
On this day, Concubine Mei was walking by the lotus pond and met Concubine Hui, and the two couldn't help but sigh.
"My sister has seen the emperor these days?" Concubine Mei asked.
"Didn't my sister make a joke about my sister? The emperor has always loved his sister the most, and he has to spoil his sister every three or five days, and after my sister has eaten and drunk enough, it will be my turn to wait for my sister, my sister is talking like this today, isn't she going to shame my sister? ”
"I heard that the emperor has been tripped by the queen recently, although the emperor and queen are married couples, after all, they are also old, and they monopolize the emperor, don't our sisters want to drink the northwest wind?"
"What my sister said is reasonable, but we are soft-spoken, what can we do?" Concubine Hui let out a long sigh.
"I heard that the seventh princess from the palace is ugly in appearance, but her brain is very good, why don't we go and ask her to help us think of a perfect solution?" Concubine Mei instigated.
The two agreed in their conversation, and walked to the Xiaoxiang Pavilion.
Because the weather was too hot, Xiao Qi did not go back to Xiaoxiang Pavilion, but went directly to the Mandarin Duck River in the mountain behind the palace, and the water in the river flowed down from the mountain, which was very cool.
When I want to live in modern times, when it comes to summer, I must be the best friend of the fish. Xiao Qi didn't want to live up to such a beautiful landscape.
It's still good in ancient times, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the water is not polluted at all, and the air is fresh, it is really a paradise on earth. Although there is no electrical equipment, Xiao Qi still feels from the bottom of his heart that returning to nature is a kind of beauty.
"It's a pity there are no bikinis!" Xiao Qi was a little regretful, found a bluestone slab and sat down, took off her socks, and soaked her feet in the water, the cool water caressed her silky skin, which was very pleasant.
Xiao Qi was not satisfied, just took off her socks, glanced around, and found that except for a bird peeking at her bathing, there was no big living person.
Even if there are big living people, every summer on the beach, groups of men and women walk around with bare buttocks, in the beautiful name: back to nature.
Today she has such a good opportunity to return to nature, so she has to cherish it.
In the past, in the summer, there was Andi and her playing in the river, and at that time the two of them were like mandarin ducks in the water, very happy, as they wanted to be as affectionate as they wanted, and as happy as they wanted.
Although Andi is a negative man, Xiao Qi can't help but think of him in the depths of his heart. didn't hear An Di explain in person, Xiao Qi just didn't give up.
"Andi, Andi, where are you now, are you still alive now?" Xiao Qi fell into deep longing and couldn't extricate himself.
After half a ring, she put the worry behind and decided to go for a swim in the river.
The clothes of the ancients were troublesome, inconvenient to move, Xiao Qi couldn't manage so much, he pulled out his clothes after dividing five by two, took off the hair ornament from his hair, learned the style of a swimmer, and jumped into the water.
She loved the coolness of the water so much that she threw herself into the water until she had difficulty breathing, and then she came out of the water, revealing her charming face.
In one breath, she swam a few hundred meters away.
"Girl, girl, are you alright?" A man in white threw away the fishing rod in his hand and jumped into the water in a panic.
Xiao Qi's eyes grunted, a person just felt lonely swimming, there was a handsome guy who accompanied him to play in the Mandarin Duck River, God was too kind to himself.
This idiot thinks he's fallen into the river!
Xiao Qi immediately pretended to be drowning, and shouted in his mouth: "Help, help, son, help." ”
It looked like a drowning man, dressed vividly, which frightened the man in white more and more flustered.
"Girl, I'm here to save you, I'm here to save you!" The man in white trembled and walked towards Xiao Qi.
Xiao Qi pretended for a long time, and found that the man in white hadn't come over yet, so he couldn't help but peek a few times, and couldn't help but laugh in his heart.
She met a chicken in the water today and wanted to save the duckling.
The man in white hadn't walked to Xiao Qi's side, he had already become a mud bodhisattva and crossed the river, and he couldn't protect himself, he was fluttering and fluttering in the water, looking very embarrassed.
"Ancient people thought too well, sacrificing themselves to save others, and we have to see if we have this ability, what a big fool." Xiao Qi saw that the situation was not right, and swam over, turned behind the man in white, grabbed him by the collar, and easily pulled him ashore.
The man in white was obviously choked by the water, and his fair face turned red.
This person is really, obviously he can't swim, what else does he learn Lei Feng? Fortunately, the person did not suffocate, otherwise he would have to do artificial respiration by himself.
Xiao Qi looked at the man in white coldly, and found that this man was gentle and elegant, and he was very personable, but unfortunately he became a soup chicken, and his demeanor became humid.
The man in white gasped for breath, and finally restrained himself, and when he opened his eyes, he wanted to get up.
When he saw a charming face in front of his eyes, he was dumbfounded, pointed at Xiao Qi, and couldn't say a word for a long time.
Needless to say, he must have been frightened by the scar on his face.
"Childe, don't be afraid, although I am ugly, I am very gentle." As soon as Xiao Qi saw the handsome guy, he began to commit nymphomaniac.
She wanted to play tricks on this nerd who sacrificed herself to save others, and deliberately twisted and pinched, pretending to be pitiful and charming.
"Girl, are you the Seven Fairies in the sky, why are you so beautiful!" The man in white muttered, stretched out his slender fingers, and gently stroked Xiao Qi's face.
It turned out that this man was an idiot, no wonder he couldn't swim, and he just rushed into the water to die.
What he said was too funny, and there was no one in the palace who didn't say that he was born ugly, and it was this guy who shocked himself into a celestial being.
Hmph, is there such a compliment? Isn't this a slap in the face?