The God of War Alliance was officially established.

Brush the questions, brush the questions, or brush the questions.

When the others were tortured by mathematics, physics and chemistry to the point of going crazy, Yun Qiao was also about to be tossed crazy by Lao Yao.

"Why don't you open your mind?"

Lao Yao looked serious, "Is it true that every teacher was a winged angel in his last life, and he is destined to meet a calamity that belongs to him in this life?" ”

“…… Thy calamity, am I the one who is the calamity? ”

Yun Qiao bit his lip and said with some difficulty, "Lao Yao, don't be like this, I can't respond to your feelings......"

Lao Yao is confused, what the hell?

Yun Qiao whispered: "In this life, she is his robbery, and the president is so bored. Disturb; Substitute bride, one of the demon presidents. Night Grace; She thought that he had lost her, but she never thought that she was a catastrophe that he couldn't escape in his life, an inch of lovesickness and an inch of ashes, and he had no joy or sorrow since she left......"

When Lemon looked at it before, she glanced at it, and many domineering presidents love to say to the heroine, you are my robbery.

Hey, she knows that Qiao Qiao is good-looking, and the face of the heroine of a standard romance novel, but what does Lao Yao think...... It's not like a male protagonist.。 It's clear that he is cannon fodder, and rejecting him is saving him!

"Smack!"

Lao Yao's iron sand palm slapped on the desk, pointing at Yun Qiao's hand and trembling: "You...... What the hell are you looking at! If you have the effort to read the modern text in the textbook several times, you won't be able to read the modern text like that! ”

"I can memorize all the textbooks, if I don't believe me, I'll memorize them right away, you said that starting from the first few pages, it's okay to memorize them backwards. It is said that reading a book a hundred times is self-evident, but I have memorized it backwards, and it has not appeared. ”

“……”

"Lao Yao, don't scare me, why are you foaming at the mouth, do you have a history of epilepsy? Someone ...... coming."

******

Yun Qiao returned to the classroom with a sad face.

Holding the comprehensive Chinese review materials carefully prepared for her by Lao Yao in her hand.

Before he could return to his seat, Ye Xiaohai rushed in from outside.

"Emperor Qiao, did you kill Lao Yao?"

Ye Xiaohai's voice instantly attracted everyone's attention.

The whole class looked at Yun Qiao in unison.

Yun Qiao: "......"

Ye Xiaohai gave Yun Qiao a thumbs up, "In the past, Lao Yao always said, ah, I was foaming at the mouth when I talked about above, and you still think I am having a seizure." It turns out that Lao Yao is really crazy! Let's not be angry with him next time, in case we get angry and die, we won't have a language teacher, do you want Lao Tan to take on the job? ”

Yun Qiao was weak: "I don't have ......"

"I understand, next time I feel a little sorry for Lao Yao, it's not easy for him, he is still a poor dick at an age, and his head is bald."

Ye Xiaohai sighed, "I heard that I went to the park on a blind date last weekend, and the experienced uncle and aunt said that on his terms, those who are divorced and have children in the second marriage will not look for him, hey, it's really miserable, and now I have another problem of sheep epilepsy, then I can't be lonely and old, and I will rely on you when the time comes......"

Yun Qiao was so frightened that he hurriedly pressed his heart with a small fist.

It's scary!

Wen Qing kicked Ye Xiaohai, "Get out, Lao Yao can't find a partner this year, so I'll make a pair for the two of you, and I'll buy you a ticket to the windmill country." ”

Ye Xiaohai: "...... Leave. ”

Yun Qiao's spirit was in a trance.

Lao Tan is right, Lao Yao will die at her hands sooner or later, she is really guilty!

But what could she do?

She's desperate too!

Jiang Jinan took a beautiful little box from the drawer and handed it to Yun Qiao.

"Peach crisp, eat some to replenish your brain."

Yun Qiao bit his lip, don't turn his head, he was very backbone: "Don't eat!" ”

"Those who know food are heroes."

"Only when you are well fed can you have the strength to learn the language."

“……”