Chapter 494: I Did It, Feel Free! (First update!) )
Lawyer An rested for a long time, and then slowly eased up, and Zhou Ze was also not very comfortable;
in a word
Two people,
When just entering a place full of mystery and danger,
I haven't encountered a real crisis yet.
They almost killed each other.
However, after a moment's delay, the noise outside the cave became stronger.
There are voices of persuasion to drink, there are those who practice alcohol orders, there are those who sing operas, and there are even those who chant poems.
Zhou Ze and Lawyer An glanced at each other, and both of them adjusted their states and went out.
Outside the cave, suddenly there was a carpet of red slag, spread out, and on top of it was a banquet the size of a football field.
A large square table, topped with a larger round board, resting on top of it were drinks and meals.
There are benches on both sides, and the kind of benches that can sit for three or four people are rarely used by people living in commercial houses nowadays.
in a word
It feels like a happy event in the countryside.
It's just that the authentic rural people do red and white things, and they like to clear a field first, cover the top with a shed, and put tables and chairs below, and the top of the picture here is a rock wall, with potholes.
But there are many lanterns hanging on the rock wall, which illuminates the place thoroughly.
There are many people sitting at the table eating, drinking, talking and laughing,
Some people were dressed in tatters, like beggars;
Some people wear staff clothes, satin and silk, white and fat;
Some people have braids on the back of their heads,
But some people are still wearing suits,
It's just that the suit also looks a little old, a bit like the style of the oldest tunic.
There was a lot of people, and everyone was drinking, eating, laughing, and laughing.
There were women in skirts who kept bringing new drinks and meals, and they were so busy that their feet didn't touch the ground.
The other two walked directly in front of Zhou Ze and Lawyer An, they obviously saw them, but they didn't react, just turned sideways slightly, and let this body bypass.
"This is a ghost feast, right?"
Zhou Ze said.
In this catacomb,
Where do so many living people come from?
And also
Even if there are so many living people,
Where did you get so many strange costumes?
Zhou Ze had seen a similar scene, but it was when he first met Mrs. Bai.
In the wasteland where Madame Bai was, when Zhou Ze went, he was also setting up a banquet, gathering many mountain spirits and wild charms.
But the pomp and circumstance that Madame Bai put forward at the beginning, compared with what she is in front of now, is really a small thing.
"Although it is false and real, true and false, it has made it a little bigger." Lawyer An smashed his mouth, "Boss, miasma, coupled with this scene, I always have the feeling that I am on the verge of death and crazy temptation."
I think if I poke it again, it's not the heart of the flower, but the hornet's nest. ”
"Let's see."
Zhou Ze signaled Lawyer An not to panic, in fact, it was not surprising that Lawyer An panicked, because Zhou Ze was also a little panicked, especially when he knew that the one in his body had just come out, and it was impossible for him to come out again in a short time, and his biggest reliance did not exist.
The two of them found an empty table and sat down.
The dishes and wine on the table were very rich, in fact, the two of them had some snacks in the car, and then followed Ru around in the mountains for most of the night, and they were indeed hungry.
But no matter how delicious the things on the table are,
Zhou Ze and Lawyer An will never touch these two old fritters.
Where is there so much delicacies in this wilderness valley underneath? And out-of-season vegetables, is it possible?
Zhou Ze remembered that at Madame Bai's banquet, Xu Qinglang had eaten a lot, and finally found that the bowl was full of earthworms and insects, and he vomited so miserably.
Whenever someone passes by their table,
Zhou Ze picked up the wine glass with Lawyer An,
"Hehe, eat and drink well."
"Hehe, it's delicious."
When the others were gone, they put down the cups together.
"What is the approximate number, is there any calculation?" Zhou Ze asked.
"Let's put it this way." Lawyer An snapped his fingers, "Those who can make this kind of battle are at the level of a very black mountain old demon in "A Chinese Ghost Story". ”
"Let's find a way to find out first, whether Lin Ke is here or not."
Zhou Ze made up his mind, he had come all the way to find Lin Ke, and it was impossible for him to really retreat back when he encountered danger, otherwise wouldn't it be a toss-up?
Then
A group of people sat down at the table where Zhou Ze and Lawyer An were sitting.
After seeing this group of people, Zhou Ze and Lawyer An's eyes lit up.
What the heck
Why did even foreign devils appear?
yes
The seven people seated were all blonde and blue-eyed foreigners, two of whom were exaggerated wavy curls, and one of them was a foreign girl with a wild charm.
These seven people are all wearing camping clothes, and the painting style is a bit similar to that in early American Westerns.
After the foreigners sat down, they began to chat, drinking and eating meat at the same time, looking very familiar, and when Zhou Ze and Lawyer An were looking at them, they were also looking at the two "Chinese" sitting at their table.
fortunately
Both Zhou Ze and Lawyer An have received a good education, and they speak English, and they can still understand it.
But when they heard the words "President Roosevelt", "Bichi", "fuck Republican" and so on,
Zhou Ze and Lawyer An glanced at each other.
"These Yankees, they've been dead for a long time, probably came to China to camp and explore here in World War II, and they all died here?"
Lawyer An speculated.
"No, it should have been earlier." Zhou Ze shook his head and continued: "The Roosevelt they are talking about is not Franklin Roosevelt, not the one who engaged in Roosevelt's New Deal;
Franklin Roosevelt was Democratic, but they were scolding the Republican Party, which should have been Theodore Roosevelt decades earlier, who was Republican. Probably at the end of the Qing Dynasty, it was about the members of the expedition who came to China and died from 01 to 09. ”
"............" lawyer An.
At this moment,
Lawyer An seems to feel the fear of being dominated by a top student.
"Boss, no wonder you were a bachelor in your last life, and you have spent all your time remembering this, how can you find Niu'er."
Lawyer An said a little sourly.
"Who made you sit here?"
Then
An old voice sounded from behind Zhou Ze and the others,
The most important thing is that
Neither Zhou Ze nor Lawyer An sensed when the owner of the voice was standing behind them!
The two of them turned around and saw an old woman in a black robe with a big red flower on her chest, the folds on the old woman's face were thicker than a honeycomb, and the pair of green eyes were sunk in the loose sockets, and they couldn't find it unless they looked carefully.
"You guys are so good-looking, why haven't I seen you?"
The old woman's eyes seemed to widen a little as she asked, as if the two beads the size of soybean grains were about to burst out of the loose pile of meat.
didn't wait for Zhou Ze and Lawyer An to figure out how to answer this one,
The old woman continued to scold:
"This table is for the souls of foreign friends, what qualifications do you Chinese ghosts have to go to this table!"
"............" Zhou Ze.
"............" lawyer An.
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of gongs and drums beating outside, and the atmosphere of the other tables nearby suddenly became lively, and there were bursts of cheers, as if some big man was about to appear.
The old woman's attention was also attracted by that side,
She seems to have something to do, and she can't delay too long,
By the time she turned her attention back to the table,
found that Zhou Ze and Lawyer An were chatting with the seven foreign devils on the table, especially Lawyer An, who had touched the hand of the foreign girl, and didn't know what foreign jokes they were talking about, making the foreign girl laugh "hehe" non-stop.
Seeing this scene,
The old woman's face softened a lot,
Didn't say anything more,
Instead, she hurried to the most lively place to do the reception, she had a lot of things to do, but she didn't have time to put it on a few lonely ghosts.
There are a lot of people who come to eat and drink today, but it's also so-called, anyway, it's a big day, and it's a lively day.
Zhou Ze and a few foreigners next to him sat down after squirting the Republican Party,
Lawyer An also had little interest in the foreign girl who had been dead for more than a hundred years and sat down.
"Boss, it looks like someone is going to get married."
Zhou Ze nodded, there was a little news in the mouths of foreigners, they said that someone got married today, and they were invited.
"The pomp of this underworld marriage is big enough, the lonely souls, wild ghosts, mountain spirits and wild charms in this mountainous area seem to be here, and the old woman who was in charge just now is like a fox demon."
"Fortunately, none of us are alive." Lawyer An smiled, "I'm not afraid of revealing my stuff." ”
At this moment,
The old woman actually went and returned, and the old woman was followed by a big man who was wide and fat and surrounded by everyone.
They came to this table on purpose.
"Pour wine, toast!"
The old woman whispered to Lawyer An and Zhou Ze.
Lawyer An immediately nodded, picked up the wine jar, and poured wine for the seven foreign devils first.
When poured into the wine bowl in front of Zhou Ze,
Zhou Ze made a gesture and signaled to pour less.
Lawyer An nodded, signaling that he was clear.
Then Zhou Ze saw that the bowl in front of him was poured to the brim,
There are quite a few overflows.
"............" Zhou Ze.
And lawyer An's bowl was only poured a shallow amount.
A table of people collectively toasted,
When the big man who was surrounded by big people faced seven foreign devils to toast himself,
Seems very happy,
Very face-saving,
My heart seems to be sweeter than eating honey, and I still exude a sincere and fearful attitude.
This big man is an official of the Qing Dynasty.
I was broken by a foreign devil, and I'm afraid of being a ghost.
Lawyer An muttered in his heart.
When toasting,
He picked up the glass,
As a result, he was suddenly bumped into the side,
The bowl in his hand fell to the ground.
Time
The eyes of the whole table were on them.
Lawyer An was a little embarrassed,
Immediately motioned for himself to pour the wine again and toast,
And at this time,
Zhou Ze beside him directly picked up the big wine jar,
Put it in front of him!
"............" lawyer An.