Chapter 68: Monkey Talk
Fujun?
This is definitely not a name for himself, Zhou Ze's certificate clearly has his name written in the first column, and the second column clearly says the position of "temporary ghost errand".
Moreover, this can't be another name to show respect, for example, when the people of the Republic of China saw a soldier, they called the boss, if a temporary ghost can be called the king, then this kind of good name is too widespread and worthless in hell, right?
So
The problem should have arisen in the little notebook I had just gotten.
This certificate used to have an owner, even if it was "refreshed" now because Zhou Ze got this, there should still be some information about the previous owner on it.
All in all
I picked up the relics of a great fellow, and I got them in a way that didn't take much effort.
Of course, at this time, Zhou Ze didn't have time to steal joy or extravagantly open a glass of red wine to celebrate, but felt a little disappointed in his heart, after all, he couldn't fight with this ugly version of Brother Monkey.
But since the opponent has confessed, of course Zhou Ze will not be so cheap as to squat down and encourage the opponent to quickly regain the confidence in life and stand up and beat me, beat me,
Hit me!
Since this is a beautiful misunderstanding, let's let this misunderstanding continue.
Zhou Ze walked silently towards the monkey, with one hand behind him, in fact, he was also subconsciously imitating the cool posture of the little Lori, so that the other party's misunderstanding lasted longer.
Walking up to the other party, the monkey was still kowtowing, its skull should have been dug up, and it was hollow inside, in fact, except for the "bullwhip" that was of good quality, the rest of its body was rotten and broken.
Zhou Ze stretched out one hand, and his nails touched the center of the other party's eyebrows.
"Give me your soul blood."
Zhou Ze said lightly.
"Obey the decree of the king."
The monkey looked frightened and convinced, and a black earthworm appeared in the center of its eyebrows.
Zhou Ze pinched the earthworm with his fingernails and began to pull it out, the earthworm became longer and thicker.
At the beginning, Xu Qinglang had suggested that Zhou Ze collect the soul blood of the white warbler, which was equivalent to mastering the life of the white warbler, and Zhou Ze now planned to use the same method to completely control the other party while the monkey's soul was not giving up.
However, the soul blood of this monkey is really thick, which also shows the horror of this monkey from the side.
In the middle of the city, why did this monkey suddenly run out?
At this moment, the soul blood was suddenly stuck, and Zhou Ze tried to pull it, but he couldn't pull it.
And the monkey, who was originally in awe, was stunned for a moment, and his eyes suddenly became extremely clear!
It is his honor that the high-ranking mansion monarch wants to drain his soul blood, and it is a decree that he cannot resist, but why is it so difficult for the high-ranking mansion monarch to even draw his soul blood?
Suddenly, the monkey's mouth cracked, and it let out a loud roar, and its paws slapped directly at Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze only felt that he was hit by a big truck, but when he was knocked away, his nails instantly exerted force, directly cutting off the other party's soul blood.
"Whoa............
Zhou Ze smashed the glass behind him, and the whole person fell into the glass shards, raised his head, his chest rose and fell, blood overflowed from the corners of his mouth, and his whole body was in great pain.
"Damn, you're not the king!
You bastard, you dare to pretend to be the king! β
The monkey began to go crazy, although the soul blood was not completely extracted by Zhou Ze, but because it was cut off by Zhou Ze, even if there was no way to kill it immediately, it was enough to destroy its cultivation foundation.
Zhou Ze forcibly climbed up, and his body was full of cuts cut by broken glass, looking very embarrassed.
However, at this time, the monkey pounced directly on Zhou Ze like a mad beast.
"Poof!"
A person and a monkey collided together, but this time the strength of the monkey was much smaller than last time, and a person and a monkey were entangled with each other and rolled on the ground several times in a row.
"This is my fate, and it is also my cause and effect, God allows, and it is natural to repay debts!
You are a little ghost, why do you want to obstruct it, you really think you are the Ten Palaces Yama? β
Zhou Ze didn't answer, but stabbed the monkey's body with his own nails, and the pus in the monkey's body continued to evaporate, and the smell, even if you were wearing a gas mask, it probably didn't have the slightest effect.
Finally, after a round of fighting between the two sides, the monkey's body lost its strength and fell to one side, Zhou Ze staggered up, and most of his ten fingernails had been corroded.
He is a person who cherishes his nails very much, even in his previous life, in addition to controlling the scalpel, he often trims his nails, not to mention that in this life, nails are more important to him, and he naturally cherishes them more.
But right now, it's not the time to care about these, Zhou Ze is a little afraid in his heart, if it weren't for the documents in his hand that deceived the other party, so that he could get the first hand to cut off the other party's soul blood, after this round of confrontation, maybe the person lying on the ground would be himself.
It's not a ghost,
It's a demon,
Zhou Ze scolded himself many times in his heart,
Why did you want to keep up, almost pit yourself to death.
Man is such a complex animal, he can be motivated by a momentary sense of justice and the so-called conscience impulse to do things that do not care about the consequences, but then often regret it.
I feel like I'm a bad pen.
Zhou Ze felt that the next time he encountered this kind of thing, he should call the police uncle and ask them to solve it, so that he could leave with peace of mind.
Madame Bai has stayed in Tongcheng for two hundred years, doesn't little Lori also turn a blind eye?
Shaking his head and throwing away the miscellaneous thoughts in his mind, Zhou Ze looked at the monkey beside him.
The monkey's mouth opened, its gaze began to become cloudy, and its body began to slowly dry up as if it had leaked from a balloon, but it was not dead because it could still speak.
"I practice Sanjiazi, get the opportunity, send good fate, become a charm, and peep into the avenue...... As an outlier, it is not easy to attain the Tao in the yang. β
Everyone seems to like to recall their past before they die, and how awesome and difficult their lives are, and the mentality of this monkey is actually not much different from that of people.
"After so many years of cultivation, I can't control the thing under me." Zhou Ze spat out a mouthful of blood, and his teeth were also covered with blood.
"A jiazi has a physical body, and a jiazi is reincarnated at one time." The monkey's voice began to grow faint, but it still sounded very sonorous,
"I re-incarnated in the flesh at one time, starting from scratch, practicing from the beginning, in the mountains and wilderness, rescuing passers-by who were lost in the wilderness, picking and sending medicinal herbs to the villagers at the foot of the mountain, and driving away nearby mountain monsters and ghosts.
Although there is no temple, but it is the duty of the mountain god, protecting the people of the mountains and wilderness from generation to generation, even now, there are my stone carvings in that town, and the local monkey also spreads the story of helping people. β
Zhou Ze wiped his nails on his clothes, looked at the damaged nails, and felt very sorry in his heart, of course, for what the monkey said, Zhou Ze just showed a sneer.
A monkey?
A mountain god who guards the mountain people?
Helpful?
You're too happy to help others, aren't you, your husband goes out to work, and you go to help your husband comfort his wife who is alone in the boudoir?
Moreover, when I think of the image of the on the wall when I just went upstairs, it is really difficult for people to associate it with the monkey.
"Don't sing for yourself, just pick up the good ones." Zhou Ze raised his hand again, ready to make an end to the monkey.
"It was they who caught my newly reincarnated body on the occasion of my fourth spiritual reincarnation, when I was just a little monkey, and her husband was working as a lumberjack in the mountains and forests, and he fell into a canyon and was the one who brought him fruit and dew, and it was I who went to their camp to lead his co-workers to rescue him.
But when he was rescued, he tied me with a rope used for logging and said to his co-workers:
If you don't die, you will have a blessing, and you will hear the great goodness of the monkey's brain, take it and give it to his wife to taste, which has a miraculous effect on infertility! β
In the last paragraph, the monkey is in ancient Chinese dialect, which can show its anger, but also show that it is on the verge of dying, and its consciousness has gradually become chaotic, and it subconsciously speaks in the way it is most accustomed to.
"Open my head, take my marrow, cut my flesh, and share it with everyone, and it will be a great supplement!"
As the monkey spoke, it began to tremble, which had shrunk to the size of an ordinary monkey, a kind of gnashing of anger that went deep into the bone marrow!
Practicing Sanjiazi, doing good deeds and accumulating virtues, and protecting one side, but on the eve of the completion of the Tao, he was destroyed in a flash, not from his own enemies, but at the hands of the people he saved.
Whoever this is replaced, it is a monstrous hatred.
"My body has been destroyed, the avenue has collapsed, but my heart is resentful!
He is the cause of the day, and the result of the day!
I have already died and disappeared, and I am willing to enter reincarnation and throw myself into the animal path, but my heart is difficult to dispel, and my soul cannot go to hell, so I have to go down the mountain to seek revenge and understand cause and effect, so that I can be completely liberated. β
"That's why you assaulted someone's wife?" Zhou Ze asked.
"You are a man, I am an animal, and it is only right that you serve people and eat animals!
And it is not tolerated by heaven to repay people with grievances, but is it not? β
Zhou Ze hesitated for a moment and nodded, "Yes." β
He didn't want to deny it, and he didn't want to deny it.
Of course, eating monkey brains is illegal and wrong, but judging from Zhou Ze's own emotional tendencies, this monkey went down the mountain to retaliate and almost killed one corpse and two lives, but Zhou Ze still couldn't accept it.
For example, if you look at people in a restaurant eating braised pork, you will think it tastes good.
But if you look at a herd of pigs eating human flesh in a restaurant, how do you feel as a human being?
It's a very selfish position, a very distorted fartγγγ but the truth is such a truth, everyone's position is different, and the angle of looking at things is naturally different.
Besides, Zhou Ze felt that no matter what, the child in the pregnant woman's womb was innocent.
"You're in pain, I'll help you get rid of it, and then try to see if I can send your soul to hell."
"Thank you......" the monkey said the last word.
Zhou Ze's nails pierced the monkey's body again,
The monkey's body trembled,
The body is completely deprived of life.
But Zhou Ze searched for a long time and waited for a long time, but he didn't find the ghost of the monkey.
This could mean that the monkey is gone, because its revenge has not been completed, so its soul will not go to hell.
Standing up, Zhou Ze found that a faint layer of black smoke was dissipating around him, which was like an enchantment, blocking what was happening here from being perceived by the outside world, otherwise with the movement of himself and the monkey fighting here, he would have attracted many people to come over.
Zhou Ze carried the monkey's corpse, held on to the staircase, and walked down slowly.
At the same time, I told myself in my heart to remember today's lesson, I am just a ghost, a ghost, a mountain spirit and a ghost, which is beyond the scope of my business.
By night, Zhou Ze dug a pit for the monkey with a shovel left over from the gardener's house in a park outside the hospital and buried its body in it.
Then he briefly treated the wound, and after doing all this, Zhou Ze sat down against the big tree with some strength.
Taking out his mobile phone with a broken screen but still usable, Zhou Ze sent a message to Dr. Lin:
"Did the pregnant woman and her baby survive?"
Five minutes later, Dr. Lim replied:
"It's safe, mother and son are safe."
Zhou Ze lit a cigarette and inhaled hard, then felt pain in his lungs and coughed violently.
But soon, Dr. Lin sent another photo and a piece of text,
"However, the child is a deformity with three legs."
Zhou Ze looked at the photos on his phone,
That skinny premature baby lay there quietly, breathing evenly,
But the lower half of his body has three legs,
The extra leg,
Like a monkey's ...... Tail.