Chapter Twenty-Six: Yours Is So Short
Deng Hu peeked and saw that there was nothing wrong with him, so he went to help Xiao Jin dig wild vegetables. He still has a little impression of such things as wild vegetables.
Duanmuyan fiddled with the fire and asked Tang Jiaren, "Why did you find it again?" Don't know the dangers ahead? ”
Tang Jia said: "When it's time to eat, I miss you very much." ”
Duanmuyan plucked the firewood's hand, and paused slightly.
Tang Jiaren continued: "In order not to let you starve yourself to death, Tang Jiaren, the great disciple of the Endless Sect, has decided to send you to ...... By the way, where are you going? ”
Before Duanmuyan's temperature rose to the highest point, he was doused by a basin of cold water. Duanmu Yan said secretly: As soon as she looked like that, she knew that she didn't think about him at all. That head is not small, what do you think about all day long? You can't think about that damn Hugh, right? After returning to the palace, he decided to get a dog, and his name was Xiuxiu.
The anger in his heart was rolling, and he yelled at Tang Jiaren: "Go back to the palace, go back to the palace, go back to the palace!" How many times have you said it! I want to go back to the palace! ”
Tang Jiaren was yelled at and hurriedly nodded: "Okay, okay, go back to the palace, go back to the palace, go back to the palace...... He looked at Duanmuyan like a cat, "Don't roar." ”
Duanmuyan felt that Tang Jiaren seemed to be a little afraid of him, this feeling was really ...... Too good not to want it. His face darkened slightly, and the corners of his lips quietly curved.
Tang Jiaren muttered in a low voice: "My mouth is a little smelly, in case it affects my appetite, how bad it is." ”
The corners of Duanmuyan's curved lips finally put down weakly after shaking a few times. He stared at the firewood and said, "You are directly angry with the master." ”
The corners of Tang Jiaren's mouth curled, and she smiled: "Where am I willing to give up." ”
Duanmuyan looked at Tang Jiaren and asked weakly, "What's the next sentence?" ”
Tang Jiaren replied honestly: "I'm angry, who cooks?" ”
Duanmu Yan grabbed the dry food cake and smirked loudly: "Ha! Ha! Ha! ”
The dry food cakes were crumbled by him, turned into crumbs, and floated to the ground.
Duanmuyan turned his head to look at Tang Jiaren, but he didn't see him. He subconsciously looked up, looked around, and didn't see anyone. He was suspicious in his heart and was about to put down the dry food cake, but found that he had a human head under him!
Tang Jiaren was lying on the ground, with his mouth open, taking the dry food crumbs in his hand.
Duanmu Yan's eyes widened, his face was incredulous, and he asked, "Is it delicious?" ”
Tang Jiaren stuffed a jujube into her mouth and said, "It's okay to eat it with green jujubes." ”
Duanmuyan frowned and asked, "Where did the dates come from?" ”
"It's a tree." Tang Jiaren sat up, touched her face, and after making sure that there were still dry food crumbs, she pinched them with her fingers and put them in her mouth. Oh, by the way, Tang Jiaren didn't admit it when she was killed, and there was one more thing, which was to steal food. Jujubes are originally made of trees, she eats jujubes, and the jujube trees don't say no, and no one is qualified to be forced blindly.
Duanmuyan thought of the days when he was hungry, and after a little association, he rarely felt a little pity. Tang Jiaren has no father or mother, and she must have lived a life of exile when she was a child, so she is so hungry for food, right?
His gaze softened a little, like a river of spring water. He reached out and touched Tang Jiaren's head, and said, "When I return to the palace, I will treat you well." ”
Duanmuyan looks like a concubine. Before Concubine Lian entered the palace, she was already the first beauty in the world; After entering the palace, he won the favor of the saints, so that the three thousand fandels in the harem had no color. Right now, although Duanmuyan is wearing coarse cloth clothes, his luxurious temperament, stunning face, and gentle eyes are all charming poisons.
Tang Jiaren looked at Duanmuyan, her eyes were a little straight.
Duanmu Yan grinned and said, "You can think about it now, what you want from Master Heye when the time comes." ”
Tang Jiaren stretched out two fingers.
Duanmuyan asked, "What does this mean?" Didn't they always reach four fingers before? ”
Tang Jia said: "No, it's been stretched out to five fingers before, but you don't know." I'm talking about something else now. You forgot, when you asked me for steamed buns, you said that you wanted to fulfill one of my wishes. Now he promised to be kind to me when he returned to the palace. He shook two fingers, "These are two promises." ”
Duanmu Yan grabbed Tang Jiaren's two fingers and said, "Yes, these are two promises. The former is about you, and the latter is about me. ”
Tang Jiaren asked, "Seriously?" ”
Duanmuyan replied: "Very serious! ”
Tang Jiaren squinted and smiled, like a little fox that had eaten a chicken.
Duanmuyan's heart is as warm as spring.
The reason why fate is precious is because this kind of thing depends on whether it is the length of time, but the moment when you pass by, and you can hold each other's hand.
Duanmuyan thought of one thing, so he asked, "You just said it five times?" Misremembered, right? "How could she be looked at five times? Up to four times.
Tang Jiaren said seriously: "It's really five times." After that, he stretched out his hand, shook it, and then sighed softly: "Hey...... I don't think it's good either, you always hang around in front of me with your bare ass. ”
Duanmuyan pointed his finger at his nose, raised his voice, and said, "Me?!" ”
Tang Jiaren tapped Duanmuyan's nose with her hand and said seriously: "Yes, it's you." "The loneliness on the side of the expression seems to be a little unwilling," originally Xiu Xiu said, people are monkeys, I still don't believe it. I think there's a big difference between humans and monkeys, at least, we don't have tails. After seeing you, I realized that people really become monkeys. You see, you have a tail, but it's on the front, not on the butt. As soon as his eyes opened, he became burning bright, "Duanmuyan, you can see the monkey's tail can roll around the trunk of the tree and swing back and forth." Can you? ”
Duanmuyan looked down at his crotch, feeling that it was a little hot, a little stiff, and a little ...... Hurt.
He resisted the urge to run wild, turned around, and didn't let Tang Jiaren stare at him, then took a deep breath, hoarse voice, and squeezed out two words stiffly: "Can't." ”
Tang Jiaren's face showed hope, but she was also relieved, and said, "Also, the monkey's tail is so long, your ...... So short. ”
Yours so short? Yours so short! Yours so short!!
In one sentence, five words, it stimulated the stunning six princes, and immediately raised the dry food cake in his hand, which made Tang Jiaren's face paste! He got up angrily, ripped off his belt, and roared, "Who is short?!" Who is short! You show me ...... clearly."
Tang Jiaren wiped her face, grabbed a handful of soil covered with ants, and threw it directly into Duanmuyan's crotch, roaring angrily: "Short tail!" You're the short tail! Since then, the three words of short tail have not only become the hatred of the sixth prince, but also become his nickname, and he can't get rid of it.
Duanmuyan is crazy! He shook and shook off the dirt, but he couldn't shake off the ants.
When Xiao Jin and Deng Hu came back, they saw that the sixth prince was playing hooligan.
They have seen a lot of scenes of the gentlemen molesting the women of good families. Which one is not to lift the woman's skirt to look at the feet, or to put his hand into the woman's chest to touch the breasts, only the six princes, it is really a clear stream from the people! Seeing that this hooligan was playing, he took off his pants directly to show others. Gee...... Different, different, really have a special taste in my heart.
Xiao Jin and Deng Hu were afraid of being wiped out, so they put down the little wild boar, turned around in unison, and continued to dig wild vegetables. Why is this wild vegetable so hard to find!
Xu is this quarrel has left a bad impression on each other, and the two have been unwilling to deal with each other.
The atmosphere was a little dignified, and the sixth prince looked solemn, holding a dagger, stabbing into the flesh with a knife, and then quickly peeling the skin, removing the bones, and chopping the meat. Tang Jiaren only stared at the fire, and didn't even dare to float his eyes, for fear of seeing blood.
It stands to reason that people like her, who are hungry for food, shouldn't be afraid of blood. Isn't the meat in her mouth all bloody before it is cooked? Partial birth, customer service can't be done, just don't dare to look at the blood, and faint when you look at it.
Xiao Jin and Deng Hu went and returned, and took the initiative to wash all the wild vegetables.
Duanmuyan picked up another concave pot, glanced at Tang Jiaren, restored it to its original appearance with his fist, then boiled water, selected some wild vegetables with a sweet taste, simply scalded them in boiling water, fished them out, crushed them, threw them in salt and stirred them a few times.
Duanmuyan slice the fat meat on the little wild boar, viciously slapped on the pot, after the oil is out, the small head of garlic found from the wild vegetable pile is thrown into the pot, keep stir-frying the garlic fragrant, and then put the wild boar slices into the pot, fry them one by one, sprinkle with a little salt, and then use the branch as chopsticks, sandwich the thin meat slices, beat them into rolls, and eat them with green wild vegetable juice.
The meat of the wild boar is not very chewy, but this wild boar is small and the meat is tender. In particular, when cut into small thin slices, the taste is no different from that of pork, and the texture is excellent.
Tang Jiaren swallowed her saliva, slowly moved her buttocks, approached the pot, picked up the wooden branch prepared by Deng Hu, followed the example of Duanmuyan, picked up a mouthful of fatty meat slices, dipped wild vegetable juice in Duanmuyan's bowl, and then swallowed it in her mouth, so fragrant that she closed her eyes and almost swallowed her tongue.
Fresh wild boar is very fatty and tender, slightly greasy, wrapped in sweet wild vegetable juice to eat, not only greasy, but also more sweet and delicious. Such a contradictory taste instantly conquered the taste buds of Tang Jiaren.
Duanmuyan didn't speak, just kept cutting meat, throwing meat, and roasting meat.
Tang Jiaren didn't speak, just kept sandwiching meat, dipping juice, and eating meat.
Duanmuyan thought: Hold you to death a starving ghost!
Tang Jiaren thought: Tired of you, a working ghost!
Xiao Jin and Deng Hu swore that they really watched Tang Jiaren eat the whole little wild boar! The little wild boar is not too big, only a hundred pounds! One hundred pounds!
After Tang Jiaren finished eating, she wiped her mouth, found a shady place, covered her face with big leaves, spread her limbs, and slept with a big smile.
Duanmuyan silently bit the dry food into his mouth. He swore that he really only ate a slice of fresh meat.
Xiao Jin and Deng Hu silently picked up the bones and boiled the soup.
This meal was eaten until dark. At this rate, when will you be able to get out of the mountain? With Tang Jiaren, is it right or wrong? Ay...... It's hard to put into words.