CH.30 Haunted House Adventures

"Okay, then let's go in together!" Pan Juanjuan looked excited, and stood beside Feng Yifei with a smile, as if this was the first time she had spoken to Jin Yefeng.

Wang Ling inadvertently showed a triumphant expression, he raised his head and looked at Feng Yifei provocatively: "You don't mind if we are together!" ”

"Anyway, it's full of ghosts in there, and there aren't many of you!" Feng Yifei raised his head arrogantly, fully showing his height advantage, hum! Male creatures at elevations below his neck don't have to come into his sight.

Jin Yefeng laughed out loud: "Do you believe that there are ghosts in the world?" ”

"I don't know if there are ghosts, I just know that some people are more terrible than ghosts!" Feng Yifei pointed the finger at Wang Ling, the more he looked at him, the more unpleasant he became, the "undead" was really suitable for a haunted house.

Feng Yifei was actually very angry, not only angry with these two half-killed Cheng biting Jin, but also angry with Jin Yefeng, why did he casually agree to act with them! It took him a lot of effort to create an opportunity for the two of them to be alone, and he originally imagined that Jin Yefeng could hug him in fear in the haunted house, so as to show his very reliable and manly side, this time...... He glanced at Pan Juanjuan, who was almost attached to him, and it was really a headache......

"Do you believe that there are ghosts in the world?" Wang Ling was very thick-skinned and talked directly with Jin Yefeng.

"If you don't believe it, it's hard to understand what kind of existence they are, and if their bodies are cold, are they cold-blooded animals? Do they have to be in the sun to keep their body warm? But they don't seem to be able to bask in the sun, and if they do, they will disappear, which is simply a contradiction! So how do they maintain vital energy and basal metabolism? I really can't figure it out......" Jin Yefeng turned on the brain hole mode again, and even Wang Ling didn't know how to answer, it was just a black line.

About 15 people can go into the haunted house, and soon it will be their turn, Pan Juanjuan looks like a bird, and seems to be frightened to follow Feng Yifei's side, Jin Yefeng is big grin and walked forward directly, but Wang Ling wanted to walk in front of Jin Yefeng, but he was a little timid.

There are nothing more than some eerie sound effects in the haunted house, and the scene decoration is usually bloody human heads, skeletons, headless ghosts, ghosts, female ghosts with hair blocking their faces, legendary demons and monsters, etc., and some ghosts can still find their provenance, which is considered to have some cultural heritage...... In addition, the house is closed, the light can only rely on a variety of lights to set off the atmosphere, and the temperature is relatively low, which is indeed a terrifying atmosphere, but it is also easy to make people want to go to the toilet.

Jin Yefeng was not afraid of these, and after entering, he was still telling everyone the story of why "Xingtian" had no head, when everyone listened to it with relish, he suddenly turned over a long-haired "ghost" from the roof, and the hair of the "ghost" happened to be on Wang Ling's shoulder, and he was so frightened that he let out a terrifying roar, he waved his fists everywhere in the air, but he couldn't shake off the "hair" on his shoulders, he shook his head more crazily and twisted his body, but he still couldn't get rid of the hair that was entangled with him, looking at his embarrassed and manic appearance, he could really get rid of the "ghost" next to him"We're all together.

Feng Yifei rolled her eyes and walked over to help him untie the hair wrapped around the button, this time she was finally able to sit on the ground, and gasped for breath, even Pan Juanjuan couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

"Brother, it's okay, it's just a plastic model...... Feng Yifei patted him mockingly on the shoulder.

"Don't touch me!" Wang Ling shook off Feng Yifei's hand, still in shock, he couldn't see his face in the dark, it must be either white or red!

"If you're scared, go back from the entrance, the farther you go, the more terrifying it becomes, I'm afraid you can't stand it! Oops, I really forgot to bring diapers for you today, did you bring a change of pants yourself? Feng Yifei's words were so damaging that even Jin Yefeng couldn't listen to them.

"Can you shut up? He's scared enough, stop bullying him! Jin Yefeng squatted down and helped him up, "Wang Ling, don't be afraid, I'll accompany you back to the exit!" ”

"It's okay, I'm not afraid...... It's just that suddenly, I didn't get used to it...... "Wang Ling is obviously embarrassed, but the dignity of a man cannot be abandoned, no matter how much he can't let a girl protect him, he pushed his glasses and stood up holding Jin Yefeng's hand, "Jin Yefeng, don't be afraid, it's just these sudden attacks that scare people, I'll go ahead of you!" ”

This time, Wang Ling cheered up, and walked in the front with force, slowly advancing step by step.

"Don't be afraid...... It's just a prosthetic hand, I'll pull you over......" Wang Ling, who was walking in the front, seemed to have stepped on something, and when he looked at it, it was a bloody prosthetic hand, and then looked a little farther away, there was a large pool of prosthetic hands, and he suddenly felt that his scalp was numb, but he pretended to be calm and wanted to hold Jin Yefeng.

Jin Yefeng picked up this prosthetic hand and observed it carefully: "The cross-section is not too delicate, and even the nails are not made, isn't this a fool!" She threw it back at Wang Ling's feet, startling him.

Pan Juanjuan pouted when she saw Jin Yefeng's rude behavior on the side, the soft girl should show weakness, fear, and need to be protected at this time to be pitied, she did a good job: "Feng Yifei, it's so scary, I'm most afraid of blood, I don't dare to go over, can you pull me away?" ”

Feng Yifei pretended not to hear, and also picked up a hand on the ground: "This thing, why is it not fixed on the ground, just pick it up casually, who has nothing to do with it in the bag and take it home?" One person takes one, and it will be empty in a few days! ”

"The design is not good enough, and the consideration is not thoughtful enough, this is the haunted house you recommend, not very much!" Jin Yefeng and Feng Yifei discussed it sentence by sentence.

"You haven't read it before, don't make a presumptuous comment, it's not too late to say this later!"

"What could be new? The big deal is what you call 'chainsaw horror', I guess, it's just sawing heads, arms, legs, and internal organs all over the place, which looks very bloody! ”

"It's not as simple as you think, we'll see!"

"Let's go, who's afraid of whom! I'll say this again when I go out in a while, you're very shameless! ”

"I'm so confident, I don't believe there is nothing you are afraid of! When you're scared, don't cry! Feng Yifei learned from Jin Yefeng's appearance, and pretended to be scared, "'Da Fei, I'm so scared, I can't walk, hug me!'" If you do this, I will definitely run away, leaving you alone to cry, and I will never care about you!' And then laugh at the door and despise you! ”

"Cut, I'm not afraid! What are ghosts to be afraid of! Jin Yefeng rolled his eyes and despised him first.

The two people chatted happily if there was no one and no "ghosts" next to them, and Wang Ling listened to them talk about the corpses that were sawed everywhere, and his face turned white with fright; Pan Juanjuan was very angry, her trick of pretending to be pitiful just now was unsuccessful, and Feng Yifei didn't pay attention to her at all.

Next, the group walked to a very narrow alley, so narrow that only one person could pass, Jin Yefeng walked in front of the talk, Feng Yifei followed her and continued to argue with her about whether this haunted house was terrible or not, Pan Juanjuan walked behind Feng Yifei and glared at them angrily; Wang Ling walked last, vigilantly observing the surrounding environment.

Gradually, the sound of motorcycles came from a distance, as if it was getting closer and closer, and it seemed like it was about to drive towards them. Wang Ling, who walked at the end, was anxious: "How can there be a motorcycle in a haunted house?" What if it hits someone? Where to hide from such a narrow road! ”

"Let's go! Maybe there's some trap or something! Jin Yefeng was also a little worried when she heard the sound of the motorcycle engine from far and near, she pulled Feng Yifei up and walked quickly, wanting to escape from this narrow road quickly.

I don't know how long I walked, but I couldn't get to the end, and then she was almost about to run, but when she walked to the front, there was actually a wall, how could it be a dead end! At this time, the sound of the motorcycle was getting closer and closer, as if it was close at hand, and it was about to hit them! Seeing that there was no way to escape, Wang Ling screamed to climb to the roof, Pan Juanjuan sat on the ground with her head in her arms, Feng Yifei took Jin Yefeng in his arms and covered her ears vigorously......

Just when everyone was in despair, the wall in front of them suddenly opened, and a man with a chainsaw and a horror mask came out, and it turned out that the engine sound of the motorcycle was imitated by the chainsaw, which is called chainsaw......

"Are you all right? I think that young man is scared enough! If you feel unwell, you can go out directly from this passage, don't force it! The staff threw away the chainsaw and walked over to help Wang Ling up, the corners of his mouth were already foaming at the mouth, and he looked really frightened.

"Pan Juanjuan, I think he really can't do it, why don't you help him out to rest first!" Feng Yifei seized the opportunity, hoping to get rid of the two light bulbs, he said with fake concern.

"Huh? I'm okay, I can continue to persevere! Pan Juanjuan looked very unwilling, just now Feng Yifei only protected Jin Yefeng and didn't care about himself at all.

"He's in a group with you, that's your partner, and each of us has our own partner, and the so-called partner is to play together and take care of each other. You can't be so irresponsible, leave your partner to play by yourself, we all have a responsibility to take care of our partner! Feng Yifei spoke eloquently, and at the same time held Jin Yefeng's hand tightly, looking like he was taking care of her at any time.

What he said was indeed reasonable, and Pan Juanjuan couldn't argue anymore, so she could only help Wang Ling out of another channel, and she looked very disdainful, and reluctantly helped him out.

Finally cleared all the obstacles, Feng Yifei felt very comfortable all his body, and he was so happy that he was about to fly, he pulled Jin Yefeng with peace of mind and said, "Girl Feng, let's move on!" ”

"You're laughing weirdly, aren't you? Pan Juanjuan obviously wants to be with you, you have so many girlfriends, you don't care about one more her, right? Jin Yefeng was very unhappy with his behavior.

"With my Feng girl, these people are nothing, you are the most important thing in my heart! Everyone else is killed! Feng Yifei has always spoken without concealment.

"Cut, don't you all say that you are heavy on color and light on friends? How do you make something special? Jin Yefeng completely disdained his fake sweet words.

"I'm just willing to value friends over color, what's the matter!" Feng Yifei doesn't care so much, he just has a good heart, he just wants to show it, and he has to be very arrogant.

"There's no reward for saying it sounds so good, because you've always only said good things, and you're still a scumbag in your bones!"

"Whoever says I'll say it! I'm not pulling you, if any monsters come out, I will definitely protect you and won't leave you alone! ”

"What monsters are here, all of them are fake, you don't have to trick me! Don't touch me! Jin Yefeng shook off his hand, and what he said to him was not oily and salty.

"Then I won't speak, okay? Let me pull you! Please, I finally drove the light bulbs away......" Feng Yifei no longer cared about Jin Yefeng's beating, he licked it without skin and face, and quickly pulled her hand again, and then shook it again, anyway, he was not tired of it!

The next scene is nothing more than China's Netherworld and the West's Demon Purgatory and the like, Jin Yefeng is not afraid of these, and also talked to Feng Yifei about popular science knowledge: "Do you know who the four judges of the Netherworld are?" ”

"How do I know? I haven't been there, I don't know them! Feng Yifei looked indifferent.

"It's Wei Zheng, Zhong Kui, Lu Zhidao and Cui Jue! The Chinese teacher has talked about it in class, and these are also considered Chinese knowledge, can't you listen to them well? Jin Yefeng rolled his eyes, he owed his mouth, he really should have let the "judge" pull his tongue off!

"Zhong Kui hunts ghosts, I know this! Isn't Wei Zheng a guy who talks nonsense with Tang Taizong all day long? How did you get to the Netherworld? ”

"Oh? Although you are illiterate, you still know Wei Zheng, it is 'Wei Zheng's advice', not 'nonsense'! Jin Yefeng continued to roll his eyes, "Really, you can't learn common sense things hard, in case your son asks you in the future: 'Dad, what is the order of the eight planets?' 'What do you do?' I don't know, how embarrassing it is in front of children! ”

"Do you know the order of the eight planets?"

"Nonsense, of course I know! Do you think they're all the same as you? ”

"Then I can say to my son, 'Ask your mother!' ”

At first glance, there was nothing wrong with it, but after thinking about it carefully, Jin Yefeng was really annoyed and angry, and punched him: "Bastard! You're tricking me again, do you talk like that! Who's your son's mom! Don't learn well at a young age! ”

"Hahaha! Stupid, did you just react? Feng Yifei smiled and turned around and ran, Jin Yefeng chased after him with shame and anger, they all forgot that this scene was a haunted house, as if the surrounding ghost fires had turned into bright starlight, and the two of them were chasing and playing on the Milky Way. It turns out that it doesn't matter what kind of scene and atmosphere, what matters is that our hearts are young and ignorant......

"Oops!" Jin Yefeng suddenly tripped over something under his feet, and a big horse fell to the ground, but he couldn't stand up anymore when he lay down.

Feng Yifei ran and ran, and suddenly found that there was no one behind him, he anxiously turned back to look for it, and found Jin Yefeng lying on the ground, he wanted to laugh at her, but he didn't expect to see her pale face: "Girl Feng, what's wrong with you?" ”