Chapter 671: Pie in the Sky

The ministers in the mission returned to the court one by one, bringing back many fresh military jokes, and the ministers in the court couldn't laugh enough.

These jokes reached Su Youyi's ears, and even Su Youyi laughed happily.

The DPRK and China are accustomed to being solemn on weekdays, they are all civil ministers, and they pay the most attention to etiquette and shame, even if anyone and who fight in private, everyone is also amiable on the surface.

It's really not easy to see any jokes.

It's different in the military.

They are all rough people, and they rarely hang out in front of the emperor on weekdays, so they lack some etiquette, but they are simple and lovely.

For example, in the Xingmao Army, which was farther away, I heard that there was a soldier in the army who practiced his spear under the sun for a whole day in order to show that they were usually well-trained in front of the mission.

Before the sun had set, the man fainted and fell to the ground.

The chief general of the army was so embarrassed that he couldn't do it, originally this was going to deduct big points, because it was too interesting, several adults of the mission asked the court and the central government, and deducted small points as appropriate.

Su Youyi couldn't close her mouth when she heard this joke, and only said, "You should deduct fewer points." Now that the weather is getting hotter and hotter, people faint after practicing under the sun for a day, not necessarily because they haven't practiced on weekdays. It's just that he's so stupid and cute, hahaha. ”

Chunhua and the others were making fun on the side, and told Su Youyi, "Queen Mother, it's more than that." I heard that there was also a joke in the Xishan garrison that the soldiers went to the nearby villages to help the farmers with farm work. As a result, there was a family with only one widow planting one acre of thin land, and the soldier plowed all three acres of her family's land, and now it was good, the widow was alone with a three-year-old child, and it was barely enough to plant one acre of land, how could she plant three acres? ”

"And that kind of thing?"

Su Youyi shook her head with a smile, and Chunhua said, "Yes, I heard that when those soldiers just passed, the widow was still scared. Thinking that she was widowed at home and someone came to rob her, it is no wonder that those soldiers were tall and arrogant, but Li Zheng went over to tell the situation, and the widow dared to go out. ”

This time it was not only Su Youyi, but the palace maids in the room all laughed, and Chunjing laughed while looking at the little palace maids below with his eyes, signaling them to pay attention to their manners.

As everyone knows, the corners of her own upturned mouth have already been exposed.

Su Youyi smiled and said: "Pay attention to this matter, pass on my words, and say that you must help people to the end." It is not easy for this widow to carry a child alone, and she can't even plant three acres of land, so let them not give up halfway, and helping others sow and harvest is also considered a merit for them. ”

"Amitabha."

Chunhua hurriedly said: "If there is a queen mother, even if they want to give up halfway, then they don't dare!" This widow also accumulated virtue in her previous life, and she was able to ask the queen mother herself, so the slave and maid went out to tell Duofu. ”

Su Youyi nodded, and suddenly remembered that this time the mission went to evaluate too much, and the time for the armies to compete in Beijing was almost there, so she remembered the problem of the fourth prince and the fifth prince contacting the cavalry archery.

When she asked Nobody in and asked, the answer was even better than she had imagined.

"The fourth prince and the fifth prince are no problem, anyone can go up, or let the two brothers go together, maybe it is more in line with the effect that Prince Yong wants."

"How capable are they?"

Su Youyi was still a little unconvinced.

Nameless himself is so capable and demanding, and he can hear the complete affirmation of the children from his mouth, which shows that they are indeed doing an excellent job.

Nameless didn't know what she thought, but smiled and said: "The Queen Mother doesn't believe my words, or does she not believe that the two little princes are really so good?" If you don't believe me, then you might as well go to the martial arts arena to see it in person. ”

Su Youyi waved her hand, "You know that I won't disbelieve you." It's just overjoyed, by the way, what about Little Six and Little Seven? ”

Prince Yong asked the Ministry of Industry to play two extremely small bows, but he didn't expect it to be really played, which was just right for the size of Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi.

It is rare that Nameless tried it, saying that although this bow is small, although the sparrow is small, it has all five organs, both in terms of structure and strength, it is in line with the regulations of a bow.

In other words, this is not only the toy of Little Six and Little Seven, they use these two small bows to practice, and when they grow up, they will be able to naturally get their hands on the big bows.

Su Youyi was even happier when she heard this, thinking that it was better for the two of them to learn archery with this bow than to follow Song Rubai to learn those equestrian skills with fists and embroidered legs.

mentioned Song Rubai, Su Youyi said: "Has Song Rubai been going to the martial arts arena recently?" ”

Nameless thought for a moment, "I haven't been here often lately, and the two little princes are obsessed with small bows and are busy practicing archery. Song Rubai's flowery fist embroidered legs, they have long been left behind. Song Rubai had no excuse to approach them, so he didn't come to the martial arts arena. ”

……

Coincidentally, Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi, who were practicing archery in the martial arts arena at this moment, were also muttering something.

The little eunuch who was close vaguely heard Song Rubai's name, but he didn't hear too much else.

Xiao Liu seriously put on an arrow as small as a small bow, and said in his mouth: "Let's come in and don't ride a horse to practice archery, but Song Rubai won't have a chance to get close to us, so it's not good." It's hard to make him think that we like him, and if he gives up halfway, he doesn't know what he wants to do. ”

Xiao Qi just shot an arrow, but the accuracy was not good, and he almost shot the target.

"That's right, why don't we think of something else to get him close to us? Save him from bothering his mother all the time, and the queen mother is not happy to see him, I can see it. ”

"Who can't see that?"

Xiaoliu pouted, "I don't know about the two straw bale brothers, I think the queen mother likes them very much." I want to think about it...... Why don't you let him learn archery with us? ”

"Will he be willing?"

Xiao Qi said disgustedly: "He doesn't know how to shoot arrows at all, if he did, he would have followed him a long time ago." ”

"It's just not going to be."

Xiaoliu smiled: "He won't, we are still willing to take him to learn, then it seems that we value him." He must be so happy that I'll have someone talk to him when I get back in the evening! ”

……

As they expected, when Song Rubai heard the little eunuch go to deliver the word, he almost couldn't believe his ears.

He was worried that he would not have the opportunity to get close to the two little princes again, and the intimacy that he had cultivated with great difficulty could not be buried all at once.

You must know that children are forgetful and only remember the good people who play with them in front of them.

If he doesn't stay with the two of them for a long time, I'm afraid that within half a month, the two children will completely forget about him.

It's good now, the two children took the initiative to ask him to learn archery with them, this is a pie falling from the sky, and it fell straight into his Song Rubai's mouth!

Song Rubai, who was still a little worried about whether he would give up his roots, suddenly regained his confidence.

Starting from the two little princes, this idea must be right.