Chapter 193: You Smash ...... Hit me
Kong Ming lantern carried the two scum of the Tang Sect all the way, not only caused everyone to raise their eyes to look, but also some people mistakenly thought that the gods in the sky came down to participate in the gluttonous feast, and immediately kowtowed and worshipped.
On the Kong Ming lantern, Tang Jiaren asked sweetly: "Xiu Xiu, did you make this Kong Ming lantern?" ”
Tang Buxiu replied: "Sort of." ”
Tang Jiaren said excitedly: "Xiu Xiu is amazing! ”
Tang Buxiu nodded, looking out at the vast four fields, as if a generation of grandmasters was enjoying the praise of his disciples.
Instead, he asked, "Xiu Xiu, will this Kong Ming lantern carry us back to Tangmen?" ”
Tang Buxiu replied: "This Kong Ming lantern is a road idiot, it can only float in the wind, like ...... It's the same as a teacher. ”
Tang Jiaren said happily: "This Kong Ming lantern is really interesting! Hugh Hugh is awesome! ”
Tang Buxiu hooked the corners of his lips and made the appearance of a master in the world, leaving Tang Jiaren with a perfect side face.
Tang Jiaren asked again: "Then how long can it float?" ”
Tang Buxiu replied: "When the grease is gone, it will fall." ”
Tang Jiaren praised: "Hugh...... His face changed suddenly, "You mean, when the grease is gone, it will fall suddenly?" ”
Tang Buxiu looked at Tang Jiaren and nodded.
Tang Jiaren's face turned pale, and he pointed to his feet and said, "Xiu Xiu, that's ...... River, right? ”
Tang Buxiu immediately understood Tang Jiaren's panic, and immediately said, "Don't be afraid, I'm here." ”
Tang Jiaren grabbed Tang Buxiu's hand, knocked her upper and lower teeth lightly, and said tremblingly: "Okay, I'm ...... I'm not afraid of death. ”
Tang Buxiu said: "Mushrooms are not afraid. For teachers to be able to use internal force to promote...... ”
"Poof...... a cold arrow shot through the Kong Ming lantern.
The Kong Ming lantern, which was originally made of thick paper, barely supported the weight of two people, was now shot through, messing up the direction of the fire, and burned in an instant.
Tang Jiaren looked at Tang Buxiu in great horror.
Tang Buxiu sighed with emotion: "The house leak happened to rain overnight. Come on, mushroom, hold tight. ”
Tang Jiaren immediately went to hug Tang Buxiu's waist, but the other Kong Ming lantern suddenly ran out of grease and fell down quickly, Tang Jiaren's body was crooked, and she could only hold the hemp rope that fell from the bench.
The flames were swaying, and the Kong Ming lanterns were burning.
Tang Jiaren was like a cat with its tail pointed, clutching the hemp rope tightly with its paws, forgetting to resist.
Tang Buxiu saw that there was a flower boat not far below, so he immediately stood up, slapped it into the air with his internal force, pushed the burning Kong Ming lantern towards the flower boat, and shouted: "Mushroom, jump!" ”
Tang Jiaren is really afraid of water. When others asked her to jump, she would never jump. But at this moment, it was Tang Bu who made her dance, so it was another matter.
Tang Jiaren gritted her teeth...... Still didn't dare to jump.
Tang Bu said: "There are roast pigeons on the boat!" ”
Tang Jiaren stomped her feet, tried her best, and jumped down. Sometimes, whether you can fight hard or not is a belief! The belief of Tang Jiaren is Tang endless...... Roast pigeon in your mouth!
Tang Buxiu hooked his lips and smiled, followed by him, hugged Tang Jiaren's waist, and took her to the flower boat.
The burning Kong Ming lantern fell from mid-air, fell into the river, sank into it, and disappeared without a trace.
There are a lot of people on the flower boat, blowing, playing, singing, twisting and sending them across, this will be like being pointed, looking at the scourge of the Tang Men in a daze, forgetting the movements and sounds.
And the scourge of the Tang Sect has a characteristic, but as long as they are in each other's sight, they can't see others.
Tang Jiaren patted his chest and sighed: "It's too ...... It's scary. ”
Tang Buxiu quipped: "It's so scary, I haven't seen you throw away the pig's paws." ”
Tang Jiaren motioned to Tang Buxiu to shut up first, raised the pig claw in his hand, took a bite, and said vaguely: "Let me bite the pig claw first to suppress the shock." ”
Tang Buxiu almost laughed out of internal injuries, and nodded at Tang Jiadao: "You are going to laugh to death as a teacher, so that you can be the master of the endless sect." ”
Tang Jiaren turned her head, pursed her lips, and whispered: "There are only two people in total, what are you talking about?" ”
Tang Buxiu glanced at Tang Jiaren's stomach and said meaningfully: "There are many people. ”
Tang Jiaren turned her head, looked at Tang Buxiu, and asked, "Where did you come from?" ”
At this time, someone stood in a row on the shore and shouted in unison: "The people who lit the lanterns come and talk!" ”
Tang Buxiu and Tang Jiaren looked together, but saw a row of skeletons standing on the shore!
Tang Jiaren was startled, took a step back, but took two steps forward out of curiosity, looked at it, and asked Tang Buxiu: "That's ...... People, right? ”
Tang Buxiu stood beside Tang Jiaren, stood with his hands in his hands, and said, "Yes...... bar. ”
Tang Jiaren smiled and said to Tang Buxiu, "Don't learn from me." ”
Tang Buxiu lowered his eyes and looked at Tang Jiaren and said, "You have been studying with your teacher for sixteen years. ”
Huang Lian and the others, who were standing on the shore, saw that the two people on the boat seemed to be talking, and they couldn't speak, so they immediately waved their hands, and everyone shouted in unison again: "The person who lit the Kong Ming lantern came to talk!" ”
Tang Jiaren asked Tang Buxiu: "Do you want to go over?" ”
Tang Buxiu replied: "It's up to you." ”
Tang Jiaren shook her head dryly and said, "Don't go." ”
Tang replied: "Okay." ”
Tang Jiaren smiled affectionately at Tang Buxiu and said, "Every time Xiu Xiu says yes, it makes people's hearts flutter. ”
Tang Buxiu smiled and said: "Every time I am praised by mushrooms, my heart is also full of joy as a teacher. ”
Diao Diao, the ram sitting on the soft sedan chair, stretched his neck and looked at the two of them there, you and me, but they didn't talk, and immediately roared: "Don't come again, release the arrows!" ”
Huang Lian immediately waved her hand, and someone shouted: "The person who lit the Kong Ming lantern came to speak!" ”
Someone else shouted: "Don't come again, let go of the arrows!" ”
The sound is a little messy.
Tang Jiaren said to Tang Bunon: "Oh, that arrow must have been put by them!" ”
Tang Buxiu nodded.
Tang Jiaren asked Tang Buxiu: "Do you want to go over and beat them?" ”
Tang Buxiu said: "Don't say beat at every turn, you are a woman, you should be gentle and gentle, not too rude." ”
Tang Jiaren asked, "How do you say that?" ”
Don won't reply, "Poison them." ”
Tang Jiaren nodded and asked, "Do you want to go over and poison them?" ”
Tang Buxiu smiled indulgently and said, "It's up to you." ”
Tang Jiaren hesitated.
The shore is some distance from the flower boat, and it is a dark day, and the ram Diao Diao can't see the appearance of the people on the boat clearly, but he is very angry. He's so polite, but the other party doesn't even fart! Is this scared or despised by him?
The ram Diao Diao got up from the soft sedan chair, walked to the shore, and shouted: "Don't come and release arrows again!" You are welcome! ”
Tang Jiaren put her hands to her mouth and shouted, "Come here!" ”
The ram shouted, "Don't go! ”
Tang Jiaren also shouted: "Don't go!" ”
The ram tilted his head angrily, pointed at Tang Jiaren, and said after a while: "You, you, you...... Your bones, hit me! ”
Tang Jiaren replied: "You, you, you...... Your arrow has hit my Kong Ming lantern! "Tang Jiaren is good at imitation, this stumbling is really similar to a ram Diao.