Chapter Twenty-Nine: Is It Too Much?
"Do you want to succeed me?"
This question stunned Zhou Ze.
What does this mean?
The black household who hid directly from a city to Tibet is suddenly going to become a local official ape?
The surprise came too suddenly,
Zhou Ze was a little afraid to take it.
Pie will fall from the sky, but most people who encounter this kind of thing end up being stoned to death by pies.
The most important thing is that Zhou Ze doesn't think that he saved her life, so he deserves to treat himself like this.
You know, the driver's business, I haven't figured it out until now, this little Lori, it's very cute, but that's just her skin.
Xu Qinglang said that she once appeared in his shop, stretched out her tongue expressionlessly, and took away all the souls of his parents.
No matter how Xu Qinglang cried and prayed, she didn't move.
Such a person, you can't expect her to repay her kindness, thank God if she doesn't bite you back.
As a ghost,
How many joys and sorrows have you seen?
How many evils of human nature have you seen?
How many ghost resentments have you seen?
She's not a simple little girl, and she can't be.
"What, don't you speak?" Little Lori asked again.
"I don't know what to say, are you just asking?" Zhou Ze asked cautiously.
"You can answer no." Little Lori said.
Then, silence,
Little Lori continued to add: "Then, I'll take you down. ”
"............" Zhou Ze.
All right
Isn't that comfortable?
What kind of multiple-choice questions do you want?
Just fill in the blanks.
The question is that if you don't write "Y" in the answer, you will be shot.
"I agree." Zhou Ze replied, this time, he didn't hesitate, and he didn't get entangled.
Little Lori turned around, smiled, a little innocent, and then walked slowly in front of Zhou Ze, pretending to be a little adult and wanted to help Zhou Ze tidy up his collar.
This seems to be the superior's expression of the importance of the lower, a bit like the ancient emperor rewarding his courtiers with the opportunity to eat with him.
It's just that the little Lori is too short, and when she stands in front of Zhou Ze, the collar can't be tidied up, so she can only help Zhou Ze tidy up the belt.
"Pick me up." Little Lori pouted and ordered.
Zhou Ze bent down and picked up little Lori.
Little Lori reached out to help Zhou Ze tidy up her collar, and then frowned, as if she felt a little unorthodox to be held by Zhou Ze like a daughter.
"Am I stupid like this?"
"It's cute."
Little Lori stretched out her little hand, intending to pump it directly at Zhou Ze's cheek.
At this moment, Zhou Ze's nails holding Xiao Lori quickly lengthened and blackened, and there were black swirling sockets in the depths of his eyes.
Little Lori stopped, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
Zhou Ze didn't make any further moves.
"Do you know that it's a fool's errand to show anger and defiance in front of me?" Little Lori asked.
"It doesn't matter, they're all people who have already died once anyway."
"That's because you're lucky, Huangquan Road only walked a short distance and left, and you haven't experienced the pain and torture of the trip to hell at all!" Little Lori said in a loud voice, "That kind of torture can make all those who commit suicide and go to hell regret it a lot!" It is better to die than to live, this is by no means an empty consolation. ”
"Really?"
"Put me down."
Zhou Ze put the little Lori down.
Little Lori leaned back and looked at Zhou Ze, "Do you know why I chose you?" ”
Zhou Ze shook his head.
"Because you're smart, or rather, you're peaceful, and you know how to measure." Xiao Lori pinched her fingers and said, "The yin is orderly, the yang is lawful, and there are many people who have been smuggled out for various reasons, but you are the most peaceful one I have ever seen." ”
"I don't believe that's the real reason." Zhou Ze said.
"The real reason, I don't want to tell you." Little Lori stretched, "I'm tired and want to go down, so I just happened to run into you, and you won't make too much of a mess for me, so I'll choose you."
Hehe, there was a guy in Rongcheng a while ago, who made a lot of noise, obviously a poor stowaway, but he claimed to be a judge, as a ghost, but he wanted to exercise his sentence in the yang world, you say, is he stupid? ”
"Stupid." Zhou Ze replied, and then, Zhou Ze suddenly remembered that Lao Dao seemed to be from Rongcheng, "What happened to him?" ”
"Blocked."
Little Lori tilted her head sideways, with an innocent expression, "The rules are alive, but if you step on the line too much, there is no hope at all." ”
"He's dead?" Zhou Ze asked, "I mean, being taken back to hell or being scattered?" ”
Hearing this, little Lori's face showed a little anger, as if it had touched her scales.
"You don't need to know that."
Little Lori grabbed Zhou Ze's palm, and her small palm was opposite to Zhou Ze.
Immediately afterwards, Zhou Ze sensed that his palm was hot, and when Xiao Lori moved her palm away, Zhou Ze saw that a black rune appeared in the palm of his hand.
The rune is not complicated, like an eye.
"The yin is orderly, and the yellow spring can be crossed." Xiao Lori said very seriously, "The person who should go down, you send him down, and the person who should be dispersed, you can directly disperse."
Of course, if you want to see the road uneven, a roar,
Okay,
But that kind of price, you have to pay for yourself.
Take it off and bear it yourself. ”
Little Lori yawned, as if she was tired.
"You said you were tired, so how long are you going to rest? Am I a substitute? Zhou Ze asked.
"I'll talk about it when I get back." Little Lori is ready to go downstairs.
Zhou Ze continued to ask, "Then what am I going to do?" Go out on patrol every night,
Looking for ghosts,
And then
Play tricks? ”
"The door is in your hands, you can do it yourself, you can continue to open your bookstore, you are a ghost, a ghost who borrows the corpse to return the soul, those dirty things and miscellaneous things will consciously come to you,
To them, you are the candle flame in the night, they are the moth.
Plus, after I left that mark on you, I upgraded you from a candle to an incandescent lamp, enough to brighten their dog's eyes. ”
"............" Zhou Ze.
Little Lori went downstairs, and Zhou Ze went down with her.
"I'll read the book for a while, I'll leave later, and the mother of this body will come and pick her up later."
Little Lori sat down on a plastic chair and took a random illustration book and flipped through it.
Zhou Ze was standing next to him, not waiting, but having some questions to ask.
"Say it." Little Lori said.
"This ...... Is there a salary? Zhou Ze asked, "You know, what I'm doing here is a loss-making business." ”
"The economy is sluggish, and it is becoming more and more difficult to earn money for the living." Little Lori sighed.
"yes." Zhou Ze echoed.
"Then make the dead man's money."
"The dead can't spend their money." Zhou Ze shrugged.
"That's your wrong approach." Little Lori spread out her hand, "Bring some dark coins, it's the kind of dark coins given by the dead." ”
Zhou Ze took out a pile of dark coins and divided half of them into Xiao Lori's hand.
"Earn a lot." Little Lori glanced at it and smiled.
Zhou Ze didn't say that half of it was given to him by the old Tao who came from Rongcheng last time, and in the dark, Zhou Ze felt that if he let this little Lori know about it, it would bring trouble to him.
Little Lori took the money and pushed open the door of the bookstore and squatted on the side of the road.
"Lighters."
Zhou Ze handed over the lighter.
Little Lori burns the banknotes, and the ashes are quickly blown away.
Immediately, little Lori stood up and clapped her hands, "Okay." ”
Zhou Ze stood a little messy in the wind,
"Is this burning my account in the underground bank in advance?"
"Let's wait a little longer, you're still not popular enough." Xiao Lori and Zhou Ze stood at the door of the store and waited, waiting for about half an hour.
Little Lori's delicate face was a little red from the wind, Zhou Ze was not afraid of the cold, but it always felt weird to stand on the side of the road like a second fool and look at it.
finally
A pot-bellied man walked in front of them, and then, a wallet fell from the man, and the man didn't even notice it, and continued to walk forward.
Zhou Ze went up and picked up the wallet, and found that there were thousands of yuan in it, as well as things like ID cards and bank cards.
"Shall I return it to him?" Zhou Ze asked tentatively.
Little Lori laughed out loud,
"This person has done something wrong, this time it is considered to be ruined and avoided disasters, this money is what you deserve."
Little Lori pushed open the door and entered the bookstore, then rubbed her hands, obviously, it was not light in the cold for just half an hour, and it was still warm in the bookstore.
Zhou Ze walked in with his wallet, and said in disbelief: "He won't call the police?" ”
"This money, you take it, it's not hot at all." Little Lori was a little impatient.
"Well, then when I'm short of money in the future, I'll stand at the door and burn it with the dark coin, and someone will take the initiative to send the money, right?"
Zhou Ze couldn't laugh or cry, but he also found it funny.
Xu Qinglang came over at this time, carrying a large bottle of sour plum juice in his hand.
"Hey, there are so many materials in the store, I can only make these, and there are others, wait ............"
As soon as Xu Qinglang pushed the door open and came in, he saw the little Lori sitting there, the whole person staggered, and the bottle in his hand fell to the ground and shattered.
Sour plum juice spilled all over the bookstore.
Zhou Ze looked at Xu Qinglang and signaled the other party to restrain himself.
Little Lori didn't seem to take Xu Qinglang seriously,
Indeed, a person who is lucky and knows a little bit of mystery is really not worth her more looks.
"Whose daughter is this, so cute, hahahaha, come, little friend, my uncle has a tank of little goldfish at home, do you want to accompany my uncle home to see it?"
Xu Qinglang smiled awkwardly and squeezed it out.
Little Lori just spit out one word: "Get out." ”
Xu Qinglang smiled again, turned around and left to go back to his store.
"Do you think I'm excessive?" Little Lori looked up and looked at Zhou Ze.
"Sort of." Zhou Ze told the truth.
"Then I'll tell you again, the driver's death was just that I was bored sitting on the school bus at the time, and I wanted to make a joke by showing my real body.
Wouldn't you think,
More excessive? ”
Little Lori tilted her head and looked at Zhou Ze with a cute expression.