An Ziyan was furious, picked up the textbook on the table and smashed it on his head.

But she still knows how to measure and smashes it very hard.

Although she really wanted to smash this guy into a fool, but hurting people was a crime, so she didn't do it.

Nan Siyao exaggeratedly covered the top of his head and said, "My head hurts so much!" What should you do if you smash me into a fool with such a heavy hand? I'm telling you, you're responsible for me! ”

An Zi said with a smile, "Okay, I'm responsible for you." ”

"Really?" Nan Siyao didn't believe that she was so easy to speak.

An Ziyan continued to laugh, this time smiling a little gloomy, "I'll take care of it for you...... Aftermath! ”

Nan Siyao's expression suddenly fell, "You are so ruthless." ”

An Ziyan asked, "Do you want to be cremated or buried at sea?" ”

Nan Siyao smiled slightly, "I want to be buried with you." ”

An Ziyan didn't expect to be rebelled by him, so angry that he hit him with a textbook again, "I don't want it!" ”

This person is so annoying, she doesn't want to be annoyed by him after she dies.

It's not peaceful to be a ghost, it's too miserable, right?

Nan Siyao suddenly felt that this idea was a good idea, and continued, "You can't live and die together, and it's not bad to be in the same cave after death, which cemetery do you like?" I'm going to buy it now! ”

An Ziyan has yet to see anyone who can be so taboo-free on this topic.

This man is crazy, isn't he?

I don't want to talk to him anymore!

couldn't talk anymore, so she changed the subject, "The teacher is here, you turn back, it's time for class." ”

In fact, the teacher had already come, but he didn't dare to disturb them, so he had to stand on the podium and gesture to the other students to start class.

Nan Siyao looked back and saw that it was the math teacher, and he let out a wail.

"It's another class I don't understand."

An Ziyan was puzzled, "Why can't you understand?" Math is very simple, as long as you memorize the formula and put it into the problem. ”

Nan Siyao said he didn't understand.

"I know what every word you say, but I don't understand it."

An Ziyan knew that he was a scumbag, but he didn't expect to be such a scumbag.

Nan Siyao suddenly raised his eyebrows and leaned forward with a smile, "Why don't you teach me?" ”

She doesn't want it!

An Ziyan was startled, shook his head hurriedly, and said firmly, "I'm sorry, I'm not available, you better find a personal trainer to teach you." ”

Nan Siyao remembered something, smiled badly, and said to her, "When I was young, my mother found a teacher for me, and the teacher was funny, I put the snake in her bag, and when she touched it, she screamed in fright, hahahaha, that voice is really laughing to death, have you ever heard the sound of screaming and shaking at the same time, it is really interesting." ”

An Ziyan, "......"

I'm sorry, she didn't find it interesting at all.

Not interesting at all!

Nan Siyao added, "It's still a poisonous snake, if you bite it, if you don't save it for half an hour, you will die." ”

An Ziyan couldn't help frowning when he heard this, "What about later?" Did your teacher get bitten by a snake? ”

Was he so bad as a kid?

"She grabbed it with her hand, and of course she bit it." Nan Siyao saw that she was so nervous, so he smiled and said, "Don't worry, I asked the driver to take her to the hospital, and in just half an hour, I saved her little life." ”

An Ziyan saw that he was still playful, so he became angry.

"How can you play such a dangerous thing?"

Nan Siyao spread his hands and said, "Didn't you send her to the hospital?" People are fine, aren't they? ”

An Ziyan felt that he couldn't understand his three views at all.