Chapter 1: Dead Perverts?
Gimhae University of Technology, faculty and student canteen.
As soon as Lin Yi sat down to eat, he felt that the classmates around him were looking at him with strange eyes, and he could even faintly hear some whispers.
"That's him, right? Lin Yi of the Architecture (2) class? β
"Yes, that's him! At first glance, he is not a good person! β
"Hmph, the one who looks like Svenwen on the outside turns out to be a dead pervert!"
"So we don't know the face but don't know the heart, let's sit far away, and we're disgusted when we see him......"
"Dick silk is dick silk, ugly, poor and obscene......"
Lin Yi listened a little inexplicably, these people took the wrong medicine, what kind of nerves did they have?
Shaking his head, he began to bury his head in eating, after a year of college, he was used to being despised and ridiculed, who made him a poor and sour rural child?
In this year of laughing at poverty and not prostitution, poverty is the original sin!
While eating, he turned on the school's BBS with his mobile phone, and it has become his habit to read the posts above while eating.
As a result, after only one glance, he was stunned by the title of the top post - "Breaking the News of My Perverted Roommate Lin Yi".
"Lin Yi? It can't be someone with the same name and surname as me, right? Lin Yi thought secretly.
However, when he clicked on the post to take a closer look, the illusion of luck was instantly shattered, and the "pervert" in this post was really him!
ββ¦β¦ Lin Yi is a standard obscene dick, so poor that he can't afford to fall in love, he can only lust beautiful girls every day, and the shit he does is disgusting to say......"
ββ¦β¦ Since the beginning of his freshman year, he has had a crush on Li Qian, the class girl of our class, and he stares at Li Qian every day after class and swallows saliva......"
ββ¦β¦ He also secretly took a lot of photos of Li Qian, guess what it was used for? β
ββ¦β¦ Also, last time I accidentally saw his web favorites, and it turned out that a lot of them were about tracking tailgating beauties and sneaking strategies, which made people look creepy......"
After a whole post, Lin Yi was almost described as an extremely obscene pervert!
At this moment, Lin Yi finally understood why there were those strange discussions around him, it turned out that it was all because of this post!
Looking at the poster's ID "One Throw Away", Lin Yi instantly knew who was behind the ghost - his dormitory roommate Zheng Qiankun, his name comes from the idiom "One Throw Away"!
"Zheng Qiankun, you bastard, did Lao Tzu recruit you to provoke you, and you hacked me like this?!" The more Lin Yi thought about it, the more angry he became, and his eyes were about to burst into flames.
has been a roommate for a year, Lin Yi is usually squeezed and bullied by this Zheng Qiankun, but he chose to swallow his anger and calm down, but he didn't expect Zheng Qiankun not only didn't know how to restrain but intensified, and actually made such nonsense posts!
Lin Yi does have a good impression of Banhua Li Qian, who doesn't like beautiful women among young people with strong blood? But he's never done those obscene and perverted things, and the things in the post are all nonsense!
After calming down, he immediately prepared to reply to the post, but after looking at the number of replies, he gave up the ridiculous idea.
The number of replies to this post has almost exceeded 10,000, and basically all of them are scolding Lin Yi's perverted behavior, and some people directly notified the school academic affairs office to call for expulsion, and some people even suggested calling the police to deal with it......
In this case, replying to the post to refute it is simply in vain, and it is estimated that it will be drowned in saliva in an instant.
He was thinking hard about countermeasures, but saw Li Qian walking towards this side angrily with two girlfriends.
Lin Yi's heart moved, and he immediately got up and said, "Li Qian, listen to my explanation, those in the post are all nonsense, I don't ......"
Syllable!
Li Qian didn't listen to the explanation at all, and slapped Lin Yi directly in front of everyone, and she snorted coldly with disgust on her face: "Dead pervert, how can there be such a disgusting person as you in this world?!" β
The two girlfriends behind him also looked disdainful and disgusted, as if they were looking at rats and cockroaches in the stinky gutter.
"Stinky dick, you don't pee to take care of your own urine, just by your idea that you are also worthy of beating Qianqian?"
"Dead pervert, stay away from Qianqian in the future, otherwise the old lady will be unkind to you!"
"What do you see? Look at the old lady and slap you in the face, believe it or not?! β
The three women scolded for a long time before they walked away proudly.
Lin Yi was so angry that his face was red, and his lungs were almost blown up!
Inexplicably, he was blackened into a pervert, and then he was slapped in the face in public by his crush Banhua, and he was embarrassed to be thrown to his grandmother's house!
This account must not be just settled!
"Eat first, and when you are full, you will have the strength to settle accounts with Zheng Qiankun!" Lin Yi gritted his teeth fiercely, his fists clenched and gurgled, "Zheng Qiankun, you bastard, I want to see what kind of tricks you want to play!" β
Holding back the fire in his stomach, Lin Yi came up and devoured it, and even ignored the strange appearance and taste of one of the "tribute pills", and directly ate it into his stomach without thinking......
When he finished eating all the meals and was about to go to Zheng Qiankun to settle the account, there was a sudden sharp pain in his stomach, as if he was going to have his intestines pierced through his stomach, and the pain instantly made his whole body break out in cold sweat.
"Damn, it's not going to be so unlucky, right? You can also get food poisoning after eating a meal......"
Within a few seconds, he felt that his eyes had become white, and his body collapsed and fell......
In the last moments before he fell unconscious, he also heard ridicule and sneers coming from all around him.
"This pervert is actually pretending to be dead?"
"Hehe, I guess I was slapped by Li Qian, and I can't hold my face, right?"
"It's also a shame that he can figure out that at this time, he actually plays bitter tricks to sympathize?"
"But something really didn't seem right with him, his face turned white."
"Hmph, it's better for this pervert to die......"
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In the comatose dream, layers of mist appeared in front of Lin Yi, and there was a faint hint of dazzling golden light in it, as if there was some rare treasure hidden in the mist.
But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get rid of this layer of fog, and he couldn't get to the center of this fog, as if he had entered an endless labyrinth.
And as he continued to explore deeply, a fierce pain like burning his body spread rapidly in his body, and in the end, he almost rolled on the ground in pain, as if his whole body was about to burn!
"Ahββ!!!h
Suddenly opening his eyes, Lin Yi sat up from the bed all of a sudden.
At this moment, his naked upper body was drenched in cold sweat, and there was a layer of black dirt sticking to the surface of his skin, exuding a fishy smell.
But Lin Yi didn't care about these things at all, because he was already stunned by the scene in front of him.
Spacious and bright rooms, exquisite and elegant decoration, luxurious and magnificent furniture, fresh and fragrant air......
Where is this?!
Lin Yi originally thought that he should be lying in the hospital ward, but the environment in front of him was ...... It's even more luxurious than a hotel suite!
Not only is the decoration magnificent, but also the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, LCD large color TV, Nordic sofa covers, refrigerators, computers and other things are all available, which does not look like a hospital ward!
While he was stunned, a beautiful young nurse walked in with a happy face, "Hey, you're finally awake?" You've been asleep all day! β
Stuck in a coma for a whole day?
Lin Yi was taken aback and hurriedly asked, "Where is this?" β
"Gimhae People's Hospital." The beautiful nurse smiled.
"Hospital?" Lin Yi was taken aback, "Don't lie to me, can the hospital ward be like this?" β
The female nurse covered her mouth and smiled, "Because this is the supreme VIP ward of our hospital, of course, it is different from the ordinary ward." β
As soon as he heard this, Lin Yi almost didn't jump up from the bed, and his face turned white with fright.
Now most hospitals have VIP wards, which are used for those powerful and tycoons to enjoy when they are recuperating, and the VIP wards with the name of "Supreme" are basically equivalent to the presidential suites in the hotel, where can ordinary people afford to consume?
What's more, Lin Yi is not even an "ordinary person", he is a complete poor bastard!
Seeing Lin Yi's panicked appearance, the female nurse smiled and said, "Don't worry, someone will help you pay all the expenses, you can live as long as you want, and you won't be asked to pay a penny." β
"What?" Lin Yi was dumbfounded on the spot, "Who paid for me?" β
"I don't know, I'm just a little nurse." The female nurse smiled: "You go take a shower first, it stinks, and I will help you change a set of clean sheets by the way." β
Pushed into the luxurious bathroom in a daze, Lin Yi finished taking a shower almost with a confused face, and the strange situation in front of him made him a little confused.
"Who sent me to this VIP ward? And who will pay for my expenses? What do they want to do? β
Lin Yi is not so naΓ―ve as to think that he is a wealthy family, he is a genuine rural baby, and it is impossible for a wealthy father to come to the door to recognize his relatives.
It is precisely because of this that he is particularly nervous, there is no free lunch in this world, and there must be a price to pay for living in such a luxurious ward for free!
By the time he had returned to the room after taking a shower, the little nurse had gone out, leaving only a cup of warm milk and a plate of fresh fruit on the bedside table, and the sheets and quilts had been replaced with new ones.
"This quality of service, there is really nothing to say, it's really good to be rich......" Lin Yi sighed inexplicably, when he and his parents came to the hospital to see a doctor in the past, those doctors and nurses were all with horizontal noses and vertical eyes, where would they give you such thoughtful service?
I just wanted to eat some fruit to quench my thirst, but I found that the message light on my bedside mobile phone was flashing, and when I opened it, it was a notification text message from Huaxia Bank.
"Dear Mr. Lin Yi, thank you for choosing Huaxia Bank, your number is 6229XXXXXXXX6688 Supreme Black Card has been successfully activated, you can enjoy the VIP service of special counters in various branches across the country, the current balance in the card is 100,000,000.00 yuan, the default password is the last six digits of your ID number, please log in to the online banking as soon as possible to change the password......"
Let's go.
Lin Yi opened his mouth wide in astonishment, and the phone fell directly to the ground.