Chapter 159: Don't Treat Village Officials as Cadres!
Zhou Ze's lips opened slightly, and then subconsciously grabbed the woman who was still walking forward.
The woman was a little surprised, glanced at Zhou Ze, and didn't know what he wanted.
"I take back what I just said."
Zhou Ze twisted his neck slightly,
"Your house is really not clean."
The woman's face was contemplative.
"Don't worry, I'm not a charlatan."
"I'm sure you're not a charlatan." The woman said very seriously, "Besides, it's only a few million, and it doesn't matter if you are deceived." ”
These words,
Zabi,
It's so harsh.
A few million is the same as a few hundred dollars, just buy a peace of mind?
Loser.
Zhou Ze mourned silently for the old man upstairs in his heart, what kind of toss when he was old, all the family business he had worked hard for fell into the hands of this woman?
Fortunately, Zhou Ze still has some professional ethics, and it is this woman who hires him, and he will not cause more trouble.
Of course, in the eyes of Bai Yingying beside her, Zhou Ze and this woman at this time are really a little embarrassed, and they are alive and well in the new century, reproducing Wu Dalang and Pan Jinlian.
If it is made into a TV series, the boss and this woman are typical villains!
"Your husband, it's not insane, it's really something dirty here, don't mention the money thing for now, wait until I finish taking care of the things here and talk about it slowly.
Yingying, take her up. ”
"Boss, you ............ alone" Bai Yingying didn't want to go up, the boss was injured now.
Zhou Ze wanted to poke his middle finger at the head of his maid at this time, it didn't matter if something happened to him, if something happened to this woman, who would he go to for the final payment?
The woman is very obedient, even if she can't see anything, but she at least shows a "I believe" attitude and takes the initiative to step back.
is really a smart woman, sensible, can change temperament, swings in bed, is ladylike under bed, can cook and act, and can pretend to be empathetic.
Zhou Ze glanced at the white warbler again, alas, there are still many places for his own warbler to learn.
Under Zhou Ze's stern gaze, Bai Yingying could only accompany the woman upstairs, she needed to protect this woman and the old man.
Next, only that family and Zhou Ze were left in the entire hall.
These people have always maintained an upright sitting posture, like elementary school students in class, sitting more and more straight, even the oldest old woman.
That old woman should be the original partner of the old man upstairs.
Even if ordinary people have deceased relatives whose souls do not disperse and come back to see, at most there are one or two, this old man is good, a family, four generations in the same house, Zhou Ze counted, there are actually more than 20 people.
The scale of the provincial family group is indeed huge, no wonder the old man is scared like that.
If the wife comes back or a child or a granddaughter comes back, it is acceptable, but when the whole family comes back together, everyone has to be scared.
On crutches, Zhou Ze approached them, and the closer he got, the more clearly Zhou Ze felt a cold feeling constantly coming, and the air around him was also rich in salty moisture.
The old man's family is said to have died in the sea because of an accident on a cruise ship, as for whether there is any inside story, Zhou Ze doesn't know, and he doesn't want to find out.
Anyway, the family in front of me, if you calculate it, is also a lot of performance, and you can just take it away.
"Goodo............"
"Goodo............"
The sound of water began to be heard around,
The sound of water came from the necks of these people, from old women to children a few years old, and their necks were bulging like flatulent frogs.
Followed by
"Vomit ............"
In the hall, everyone began to vomit.
Muddy, muddy waters spat out of their mouths, along with some dead fish and shrimp!
The previous hall could only be regarded as if it had just been mopped to the ground,
And now,
It's like a seafood market, with a strong smell of seafood, like the smell of a room in a love hotel that has been used for a month without changing the sheets.
Zhou Ze stretched out his hand to cover his nose and raised his foot, but found that the sea water suddenly reached his ankle.
The hall was like a cistern, and the twenty or so people were like more than twenty taps at the edge of the pool, pouring water into it.
The water gathered but did not disperse, slowly filling the hall.
Zhou Ze leaned over, pressed a middle-aged man's shoulder with one hand, and his nails grew out and stabbed directly at the other man's shoulder.
"Zizi Zi ............"
The sound of frying in the oil pan came, and thick black smoke began to rise from the middle-aged man's body, but he still sat there motionless, as if he was completely at the mercy of Zhou Zeshi.
"Quack ............"
A crisp sound came from under Zhou Ze's feet,
Then
A cyan belt wrapped around Zhou Ze's arm, Zhou Ze subconsciously retreated, this belt was very agile, and it came directly.
When one end of the belt was raised, and it was only less than a decimeter away from Zhou Ze's eyes, it froze.
Where is the belt, it is clearly a sea snake with a blue body.
The sea snake spat out the letter, and after it mastered the excellent attack posture, it stopped, as if it was just to deter Zhou Ze.
The surrounding water began to increase more and more, and the inventory in the stomachs of the more than twenty people seemed to be unable to spit out at all, and at this time, the water level in the living room had reached Zhou Ze's waist.
It's fake, but it's true.
Zhou Ze could choose to leave this feeling and then choose to leave, but it meant that he threw in the towel and took the initiative to step out of the ring.
Don't say whether you can get the labor fee, let's just say that the soul of this family can't use it for performance.
"Pop ......"
The painting hanging on the wall of the living room was also washed down by the water and slowly floated to Zhou Ze's side.
Zhou Ze thought that this statue was a little strange before, because most people hang statues in the hall of their homes, and there are mostly Maitreya Buddhas, Guanyin or God of Wealth, but the gods in the painting in front of him are obviously not popular.
In the portrait is a man with a body like a fish, but there are human hands and feet, riding a two-headed dragon, it must be a god, but ordinary people basically don't hang this, which is equivalent to being non-mainstream.
At this time, the sea snake seemed to be slowly shrinking its body, and Zhou Ze also sensed a clamping force on his wrist, which was a warning, a second warning.
Warning Zhou Ze,
This thing,
He doesn't need to meddle.
The painting slowly rushed to Zhou Ze's front and touched Zhou Ze's body.
Zhou Ze frowned slightly, thinking hard, and finally, he thought of what was sacred in this portrait!
So, I really have to thank myself for reading more books after becoming a bookstore owner, and I sit downstairs on the sofa drinking coffee and reading books every day when I have nothing to do, and I focus on making up for the ancient stories of Zhiwei.
This is...... Poseidon!
For people nowadays, the first thing that seems to come to mind when mentioning the god of the sea is Mazu or Poseidon, but in fact, in the Chinese mythological system, there is actually an even older god of the sea.
A record in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas, the Great Wilderness East Classic": "There is a god in the Zhu of the East China Sea, with a human face and a bird body, two yellow snakes, and two yellow snakes, and the name is Yuguo." The Yellow Emperor gave birth to Yu Guo, Yu Guo gave birth to Yu Jing, Yu Jing was in the North Sea, and Yu Guo was in the East China Sea, which was the god of the sea. ”
The ancient god of the sea, in fact, if you think of the old man upstairs who started out in the sea smuggling business, it is understandable to hang this statue at home.
But what does that mean?
A group of dead relatives at sea suddenly return for revenge after five years?
Who brought them back?
Who allowed them to come back?
Dead very remote and people who died horizontally, their souls are actually difficult to come back, so there is a link that cannot be ignored when burning paper money in folk customs, that is, "calling the soul", which means that the soul of the person you want to sacrifice comes back and enjoys the incense of the descendants.
And this kind of people who die in the sea, they either go directly to hell, even if they can remain as dead souls, just like "Pirates of the Caribbean", they can only sink at the bottom of the sea or float around with some ghost ship.
Now, this is a neat family, back together, sitting upright, looking for the old man to save relatives, there is no external force to push behind, there is no acquiescence of a certain party,
Is it possible?
Don't
Is it really the god of the sea who is angry?
It was almost certain that the old man's family had died strangely, and that the old man had married this woman that year.
If it is really a certain god who is angry and comes to punish and retribution,
A little ghost of his own,
It doesn't seem like you're qualified to stop it, right?
Moreover, it is still to "make money" to confront the existence of a nautical mile,
Isn't it a bit silly?
Zhou Ze raised his head, the woman and the old man should be upstairs, the woman wants the old man to die naturally so that he can inherit the inheritance, and the ghosts and gods will not be photographed by the surveillance.
"Hey, buddy, discuss something, can you make that old man's death a little more natural?
Then, the old man's continuation upstairs, I'll take her away, okay? ”
Zhou Ze asked at the portrait.
"Wow!"
Suddenly the sea serpent was angry,
Directly opened his fangs and bit Zhou Ze's chest.
Zhou Ze's eyes froze, he had been guarding against this snake, and at the moment his fingertips grabbed the snake's tail, and his tongue stopped a few centimeters away from Zhou Ze's chest.
"Don't you even have to talk about it? Give me room for negotiation, big brother. ”
Zhou Ze smiled bitterly.
Although I'm a ghost, I'm the lowest-level Yin Division cadre, but I'm also a cadre, don't ignore me so much, big guy.
"Zizizizi!"
The sea serpent writhed wildly,
"Let's chirp",
The snake's body broke directly, and the snake's head flew to Zhou Ze's chest, biting Zhou Ze's body at the moment.
In a flash
What Zhou Ze felt was not the trauma of his body, but the colic pain from his soul, as if his soul had been pierced by the fangs of a snake with two holes.
Cold sweat immediately flowed out, and Zhou Ze half-knelt down, supporting the ground with one hand so that he would not fall into the "water".
"Whew............ ............"
The snake's head was pulled out by Zhou Ze,
The black nails directly crushed the snake's head.
"It's unreasonable............"
Zhou Ze muttered to himself, his face became more and more gloomy,
Then, he slowly raised his head, and in the depths of his eyes, there was a black light circulating,
"Then I'll see if you can fucking run from the sea to the land and pretend to be a coer!"