Chapter 85: Again (2)
Chonghua lowered his eyes and said very coldly: "How long will I take care of it, I can't give you a clear answer for the time being."
Let's put it this way, until the situation in the palace calms down, or I have a queen.
For every year he was cared for, he served for three years. ”
Zhong Weiwei began to count on his fingers again: "One year is worth three years, thirty years of service, and a total of twelve years need to take care of him......
Oh, no, not so much, ten years, too long. ”
She objected: "It's too little, and in ten years I will be thirty years old and an old aunt." If you want to get married, you can only marry someone much younger than me, or you can only continue to be a chord for others, which is very disadvantageous, at least one year to five years or something......"
Still thinking about getting married?
A cold light flashed in Chonghua's eyes: "You mean to say that it will take me ten years to stabilize the situation in the palace?" Or is it that it will take me ten years to have a queen?
Zhong Weiwei, did you say that even if you can't be a husband and wife, then you should be a monarch and a minister, and then you curse me that there is no queen? You're too small, aren't you? ”
This is really a black pot anytime and anywhere, Zhong Weiwei was resentful: "How dare Weichen curse Your Majesty? Do you want to be a one-sentence thing? What are you talking about, I'm talking about taking care of that noble person for five years in one year! Otherwise, I won't do it! ”
"Don't get an inch, or do it one day at a time!" Chonghua glared at her fiercely, and his whole body exuded cold air.
"A king must convince people with reason, convince people with virtue, and count when he speaks, otherwise no one will be willing to die."
Zhong Weiwei straightened his chest and neck, and didn't give an inch: "Your Majesty picks up the saliva you spit out and eats it, and the minister doesn't care." ”
Chonghua slapped the table fiercely: "Three and a half years, if you dare to bargain, you will eat steamed buns and porridge!" And so will they look! ”
It also rhymes!
Zhong Weiwei also glared at him fiercely, and in order to vent her anger, she picked up the wine jug in front of him, put her mouth to the mouth of the jug, and defiantly drank the entire pot of aged wine.
Angry with me? I'll drink all your good wine!"
Chonghua looked at her expressionlessly, not minding or careless.
It wasn't until she drank all the wine that she pushed another pot over: "You have the ability to drink this too." ”
"It's just a small matter!" Zhong Weiwei snatched it viciously and drank half a pot.
Suddenly remembered, put the wine jug down, and said evilly: "Want to get drunk and make me ugly?" I'm not fooled! ”
I actually found out.
Chonghua was very regretful, and his face was expressionless as usual: "Zhong Weiwei, if you take care of one year and deduct the three-and-a-half-year service period, how many years do you have to take care of the thirty-year service period?" ”
Zhong Weiwei put down the wine jug and folded his fingers for a while.
The more I calculated, the more I couldn't figure it out, my eyes were scattered, a layer of fine sweat soaked from the tip of my forehead and nose, and the pink color on my face became more and more intense.
Chonghua propped up his chin, looked at her drunken and hazy with satisfaction, and was in a hurry, and said again:
"I don't know, right? I said earlier that you are a fool, born with few strings, timid and cowardly. ”
The wine was strong and intimidating, Zhong Weiwei suddenly stood up and leaned over to approach him.
He snorted and blew the soft breath with the smell of wine on his face: "Second fool, don't think that being an emperor is amazing, don't think that being good looks is amazing, don't think that mathematics is great, tell you, I just don't like you, I just hate you!"
Stingy and selfish, domineering and shameless, words don't count, treacherous, and specializes in bullying honest people!
It's great that you have a lover, isn't it? As long as I want to find it, I don't lack it! ”
Chonghua's face was cold: "Zhong Weiwei, are you drunk?" Do you know what you're talking nonsense? ”
Zhong Weiwei only felt that he had finally said the words hidden in his heart, which was so comfortable and refreshing.
The more she spoke, the more smug she became: "Why give me a chance to ask questions, don't you just want me to ask about that woman?" I don't ask! Why not ask?
Because I don't like you, I didn't even think about marrying you, so what's the matter with me? Not to mention a woman, it's none of my business to be ten or eight.
You can find whoever you like, I don't care, I'm Tong Shi, Tong Shi who specializes in arranging this kind of thing for you, when did you see that I cared? ”
Chonghua couldn't bear it, his eyes spit fire, grinding his teeth and said: "Zhong Weiwei, don't pretend to be ......crazy with wine"
Before he finished speaking, Zhong Weiwei had already picked up the wine jug and poured the wine on his head: "Also, what is the history of broken Tong, all your big and small wives are going to die!" You also die! Don't delay me from getting married! There is no shortage of aunts and grandmothers! ”
Chonghua was furious, stood up suddenly, grabbed Zhong Weiwei's collar, picked her up like an eagle catching a chicken, and strode inside.
Zhong Weiwei left his feet off the ground, waved his hands wildly, and shouted: "Help, help, the tyrant is angry and wants to kill someone......"
A pot of cold water poured down his head, which made Zhong Weiwei shiver, and shook the water on his head like a puppy, and the alcohol faded by three or four points in an instant.
She slowly raised her head to look at Chonghua, who was holding her collar in one hand and an empty teapot in the other, her eyes cold and terrifying.
Zhong Weiwei coughed, looking dazed: "What happened?" How did I end up here? Yikes! How can I be wet? Did I get drunk just now? ”
"Just pretend!" Chonghua sneered, let go of her collar, threw the teapot on the ground again, kicked it hard, and strode out.
Zhong Weiwei pursed his lips and squinted his eyes happily.
These words have been hidden in her heart for a long time, and she has long wanted to smash them on Chonghua's face, but she has never had a chance to say them, but today she finally said them, which is really happy!
She asked Chonghua loudly: "Your Majesty, there is another matter that Weichen wants to ask Your Majesty to make it clear, dare to ask whether Your Majesty stayed in Xicui Palace last night and whether you were fortunate to Concubine Lu Xian?" ”
She was answered by the cracking sound of porcelain slamming on the ground.
Her job is to upset him!
Zhong Weiwei happily scooped up the towel used by the Chonghua Emperor, wiped the hair and clothes of **, and walked out seriously.
Seeing Li Anren hiding in the corner and pretending that he didn't exist, he called him over: "Your Majesty has made the whole place full of water, you can find someone to clean it up." ”
Li Anren was angry: "Whoever causes trouble will clean up ......"
Zhong Weiwei ignored him and walked away.
Li Anren was so angry that he stomped his feet, and he couldn't drag Zhong Weiwei back, nor could he really care about the mess all over the ground, so he had to reluctantly arrange for someone to clean up the ground.
Halfway through the packing, he suddenly saw Chonghua striding in angrily, and he was so frightened that he quickly knelt down: "Your Majesty......"
Seeing Chonghua's eyes rolling, as if he was looking for someone, he asked flatteringly: "Is Your Majesty looking for Zhong Tongshi?" She's gone......"
Chonghua scolded wildly: "Which eye did you see that I was looking for her?" x& amp; x%x& amp; *#……”
Li Anren: "......"
Your Majesty, you have the ability to scold Zhong Weiwei, what's the point of scolding us? (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )