158. Sing war songs
[Friendly reminder, some paragraphs in this chapter are suitable for watching while listening to Jay's 'What kind of man']
Looking at the neatly stacked bottles and cans on the coffee table in front of him, Virgo's Wei Yixiao felt very comfortable.
As a Virgo, Wei Yixiao has several typical Virgo common problems.
For example, obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Before awakening, every time Wei Yixiao wore shoes, as long as he found a little trace on the upper, he had to wipe the uppers as if they were newly bought.
Once, because of a flat tire in a racing car, Wei Yixiao could only squeeze the tram to go to school. After being stepped on in the car, Wei Yixiao almost got into a fight with the man. The man stepped on Wei Yi and didn't apologize, and scolded and said in his mouth, 'Children must have children's Yazi, they must poison the tree well, and don't look for trouble.' It can make Wei Yi smile angry enough.
However, in the end, because of the large number of people on the other side, Wei Yixiao scolded 'the rain girl has no melon' and chose to let them go.
Qin Renjie once said that Wei Yixiao was a cleanliness addiction, not obsessive-compulsive disorder, but when he went to Wei Yixiao's house and saw the floor in Wei Yixiao's room that had not been mopped for a week because Wei Zhentian was on a business trip, he found that he was wrong.
This is really obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it has nothing to do with cleanliness.
Wei Yixiao probably saw a black spot on the upper of the white shoe, so he was just unhappy. It shouldn't be that he feels uncomfortable when he gets dirty. Qin Renjie later comforted himself like this.
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Just as Wei Yixiao was about to open the second layer of the suitcase to sort out Su Meixi's clothes, there was a sound of dripping water in the bathroom behind him.
As soon as Wei Yixiao heard the sound of water, he suddenly woke up from the state of 'housekeeping service', he slapped himself fiercely, and scolded in a low voice: "What the hell am I doing! My girlfriend is taking a bath, I don't go to peep, I actually have obsessive-compulsive disorder and ran to code bottles for her, what kind of man am I!"
Wei Yixiao suddenly hummed a song by a superstar in Huaguo, of course, the lyrics were adapted by him: "What kind of man am I, what kind of man am I, watching her take a bath but ignoring it." How naΓ―ve it is, don't hold it up anymore, I can only slap my ass and flash when she finishes washing!"
Wei Yixiao hummed the song, feeling as if he had started a state of madness when he was fighting against others, and he immediately had endless courage.
He closed the box, stood up, and walked towards the source of sin.
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In the bathroom, (because of the cleaning of the Internet some time ago, now except for the neck and above, other parts cannot be described, please contact the previously depicted Meixi figure, make up for it yourself) Su I Meixi is showering.
Drops of water slid down the slender jade neck of Soga Miki and slowly slid down the ravines of the two (indescribable parts).
Su Mei Xi raised her head, brushed back her wet hair, and muttered in her heart, "A smile shouldn't open the bottom handle of the box." β
"If you see it, you'll be ashamed. β
"Oops~ Why did I bring those things on a whim, it's crazy for me!"
Suga Miki shook her head, not knowing if her brain was in the water or if she wanted to shake out the distractions in her mind.
"It's all weird, I have to say those strange things when we meet for the first time!
"Oops!"
Su Mixi suddenly didn't stand on her feet and slipped a little.
However, as an awakened person, she naturally will not fall.
After Su Mixi stabilized her body, she heard a worried voice coming from outside the door:
"Mi-hee, Mi-hee, are you alright?"
"Well, I'm fine, I just almost slipped and fell. β
"Oh, I thought you were wrong, scare me, it's okay. β
Su I Meixi was about to speak, planning to let Wei Yixiao go to rest after tidying up, but she suddenly remembered something.
Wei Yixiao's voice, why is it so close!!
The suitcase was clearly placed at the door of the room, which was more than ten meters away from the innermost bathroom.
But Wei smiled's voice sounded,
It's like he's lying outside the door!!
Su Mixi's face turned red, I don't know if it was because of shyness or because of the heat, she asked hesitantly: "One... Laughing, did you just ... Are you stealing... Voyeur?!"
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Time goes back a few minutes ago.
After Wei Yixiao finished humming the song, there was divine help.
He tiptoed and slowly approached the innermost bathroom in the room.
Wei Yixiao slowly leaned on the door, listening to the sound of water inside. Because the glass door is not facing straight inside, he is not worried about being seen by Suga Miki outside the glass door.
Wei Yixiao's heartbeat at this moment has broken through to 180 beats per minute, which is even more exciting than his evasion point on the highway with a drag racing brush.
"It's not a fun. Voyeur and voyeur, the focus is on voyeurism, you can't see it, it's a ghost voyeur!" Wei Yixiao was very unhappy.
"I remember the last time I was in the system mall, I seemed to see a prop called 'Polar Eye Water', which can penetrate all the illusions in front of you. Would you like to try it?!"
"It's okay, it's just a look, Meixi doesn't know, and even if she does, she won't care. After all, this is a man's feelings, and I believe she can understand me. β
"Forget it, I still don't look at it, without Meixi's permission, I always feel like I've blasphemed Meixi. β
Just when Wei Yixiao was entangled in his heart, he suddenly remembered the war song he had hummed just now.
What kind of man am I, what kind of man am I,
watched her take a shower but ignored her.
How naΓ―ve it is, don't hold it hard,
When she's done washing, I can only slap my ass and flash people!
"Yes!! I've sung all the Lao Tzu war songs, retreat at this time, am I still a man!"
"If you see that I am a beast, if you don't look at it, I am not even as good as a beast !!"
Three seconds later, a small blue bottle appeared in Wei Yixiao's hand.
'Polar Eye Water: Gives the user the 'Divine Eye' status. In this state, the user can temporarily open the Celestial Eye and see through all the vanity in front of them. The state lasts for ten minutes. Price: 5000 evasion points. β
"Dry this bottle of Jimu water, Meixi is my person!" Wei Yixiao opened the cap of the bottle and drank it tons.
"I feel like I'm full of confidence at the moment!Is this the state of the 'Divine Eye'! It's too powerful!!" Wei Yixiao opened his eyes, his eyes flashing with confidence.
Wei Yixiao looked in the direction where the sound of water came from in the bathroom, and shouted in his heart: "Open!"
But to Wei Yixiao's surprise, the door was still the door, and it hadn't changed at all.
"Hey, isn't the slogan right?"
"God!!'s Eyes!"
Still nothing has changed.
"Tsk, how did you do it, could it be that the posture is wrong???"
Wei Yixiao stretched out two fingers in each of his hands, put them above his eyebrows, and whispered in his heart:
"God's Eyes, Open !!"
"??? this Polar Eye Water won't expire???"
Just as Wei Yi was wondering, two prompts suddenly came from the system.
After Wei Yixiao flipped through the prompts, his eyes suddenly cracked.
"The system is produced and must be a high-quality product. Expired items are not possible. β
"The use of Polar Eye Water needs to be applied to the eyes before the 'Divine Eye' state can be activated. The host is used incorrectly. β
"It's for topical use, not a drink. β
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