The dog looked at Gu Nanshan, then at Ye Qing, and then looked down at the iron chain around his neck.

After realizing it later, it exploded in an instant.

"Wang Hmm~~~ Ye Qing, you ...... What are you doing here? What are you doing with Lao Tzu on a leash? ”

Ye Qing's expression was gloomy, she smiled hideously, deliberately scared the dog, and said to her husband: "Nanshan, do you want to eat braised dog meat?" Or do you want to eat stewed dog meat? Or do you want to roast it over a fire? It's getting colder, so eat dog meat when it's cold...... Big Supplement~~~"

Gu Nanshan pursed his lips on crutches and smiled, thinking for a moment with a straight face: "Why don't you make a little bit of every flavor?" ”

The dog was so frightened that the dog's body shook violently.

Angry, angry and panicked.

This night.

The dog was chained to the gate of the courtyard, lying in the kennel and looking in the direction of the hut, gritting his teeth for a moment, and then crooked his mouth and said with a wicked smile.

"Wang Wang~~~ Ye Qing, you cautious woman, didn't Lao Tzu just listen to a few words of conversation with you at night? Do you need to abuse me like that? Anyway, what kind of world did Lao Tzu never see in his last life? What kind of ****** haven't you seen? ”

"......" Ye Qing was lying in her husband's arms, listening to the dog's words, her cheeks were hot.

"Wang~~~ If you untie the chains, Lao Tzu promises not to come near your house at night in the future." The dog decided to recognize the acquaintance for the time being.

As for whether or not to continue listening to the corners of the wall at night in ancient times when there was no entertainment, it must be—we must continue to listen!

Otherwise, life will be boring!

"......" Ye Qing listened to the dog's confessional words, and after marriage, he was completely indifferent.

The dog pricked up his ears and listened for a while, but he didn't hear Ye Qing's answer, and when he gritted his teeth, he could only use the ultimate trick.

"Wang Wang~~~~ Ye Qing, you are an old virgin, your man is an old virgin, you are all inexperienced, and Lao Tzu is different. If you let me go, I am willing to teach you some experience for free, lest you two will not even find a place when you are the first time, and lest you will not be in harmony in that aspect in the future, and then your man will go out and steal food. ”

Ye Qing's cheeks became hotter and hotter, and he gritted his teeth in anger, and he had roared thousands of times in his heart.

Ahhh

That cheap dead dog is really, really unflattened.

The old virgin is always better than you, a scumbag.

At this moment.

The old lady really wants to eat dog meat......

Gu Nanshan felt the rapid and heavy breathing of his wife in his arms, and knew that his wife must have been angry with the dog outside the house.

The rough and hot palm patted Ye Qing's back to soothe.

"Are you so noisy that you can't sleep because of Xiao Hei's screams?"

"Hmm." Ye Qing nodded in response, and then pretended to cover up calmly and added: "Xiao Hei may be a little unaccustomed to being tied up on the first day, that's why he screamed so fiercely. ”

"It's okay, after a few more days, he will naturally get used to it quickly and get used to it." Gu Nanshan's guy is very underworld.

“…… Xianggong's words are reasonable, then tie him up for a few more days. Ye Qing agreed, gritted his teeth and nodded.

Why is there no sound yet?

The dog wondered for a moment.

Then he confidently and proudly continued in a loud voice: "Ye Qing, you have to know...... Men know men best, what methods women use to please men the most, what postures women use, and what steps can make men enjoy the ultimate pleasure......"

"......" Ye Qing covered his ears with the quilt, took a deep breath with hot cheeks, and forced himself to sleep.

This night.

The dog barked all night by killing a thousand enemies and inflicting eight hundred self-damage.

Although he succeeded in making Ye Qing and Gu Nanshan become panda eyes the next day, he himself was not much better.

Although he doesn't have panda eyes.

But......

His throat was swollen and sore, and his voice was so hoarse that he could barely speak......

。。。。。。

Just halfway up the mountain, two people and a dog fought wits and courage, living a funny daily life.

Cheng Huaijin sat in the carriage back to the county seat.

Lying in the thick and fluffy carriage, eating chewy and fragrant pork jerky, humming a little song, quite comfortable and leisurely.

Suddenly.

A young man's mournful and desperate cry was heard on the official road.

"Ahhh~~~ Dad, Dad, is my hand useless? Is it completely abolished? If the son's hand is useless and he can't go on a career path, the son would rather die......"