Zhou Ze listened to it funny, the stinky fart child was so big;

Especially the subordinate who was responsible for reprimanding people next to him, he licked it so hard.

But if you want to laugh but can't laugh, it's actually quite boring.

The two freshmen were suddenly reprimanded like this, and they were a little confused all of a sudden, nodding their heads habitually yes, and then reporting to the class to receive water.

Several student union students at the water station are still waiting for Fangfang to go up and bring water down,

But Fangfang walked back to the medical station by herself, and when she sat down beside Zhou Ze, Fangfang muttered:

"What the hell?"

Zhou Ze didn't make a sound,

I'm too lazy to make a sound,

He went to college, but he was a little special at that time, and he lived too "bitter and hateful" in his previous life, just like the fantasy protagonist on the bookshelf of the bookstore.

After entering the university, Zhou Ze's student union and clubs did not report any of them, but were busy looking for part-time jobs to make money, at that time, he wanted to save face, he did not apply for the subsidy for poor students, it stands to reason that his qualifications are absolutely sufficient, no need to cry poorer, and it is no problem to directly say that he is an orphan and grew up in an orphanage.

But I just didn't apply.

Later, the class leaders who received subsidies for poor students were the class leader, deputy class leader and the secretary of the Youth League.

These student unions also bully and bully the freshmen who have just come in, and put on an official hook in front of the younger students and sisters, to see if they dare to play like this to the old fritters of the junior and senior years?

It is estimated that the flip-flops will be directly slapped in the face.

Boss Zhou is not the kind of person who goes up to scold people when they are unhappy.

Although he only scolded him last night because he saw that the sea god was ugly,

But just after scolding the sea god and then scolding them,

In the end, this is the bed bug that lifted these monkeys and crowned them,

Or did it defile the god of the sea?

But

What made Zhou Ze a little interested was the female student in charge of registration in the water station.

The point of interest is not how beautiful she looks,

Of course

It's really pretty.

Zhou Ze saw it, and behind her, there seemed to be a shadow following her.

Is this something dirty?

"I have three or four classes, I'll go first."

This girl seemed to be unaccustomed to the scores of several classmates around her, so she put down the things in front of her and picked up her mobile phone and bag and prepared to leave.

Zhou Ze also took off the white coat on his body, handed it to Fang Fang, and said:

"I'm going back."

I wanted to go back, but Zhou Ze followed the girl.

In the spirit of thieves do not go empty......

Oh no

is in the spirit of the times of helpfulness,

Zhou Ze felt that since he saw it, he would deal with it.

It's a bad thing, and if you have other intentions, you just take it away;

If it is the soul of a girl's deceased relatives who follow her,

that

I have to take it away.

Boss Zhou didn't have the time to listen to their parents' short sensational stories, he only knew that he had been wandering outside for too long before, and his performance had not risen for a long time.

Zhou Ze had been waiting for the girl to go to a less crowded place before attacking, and he was worried that the girl would react when he grabbed the thing on the girl's body.

For example, screaming,

or faint directly,

It's too much trouble to be seen.

It's just that

Heaven does not fulfill people's wishes,

The girls really go to class.

She walked to the teaching area and entered a lecture hall on the first floor.

"Tsk............"

Zhou Ze stood at the door,

Some hesitation,

College classes are usually two classes together, which means that you have to wait two hours before you can find another opportunity to get a performance from that girl.

Two hours,

Enough to drink two cups of coffee, read two newspapers, and get some sleep.

outstanding achievement

coffee

outstanding achievement

couch

Boss Zhou was a little hesitant.

It's almost time for class, the students are almost inside, and the teachers have already walked to the podium.

Zhou Ze shook his head,

Never mind

Come back tomorrow, just take it away, it doesn't seem like you will be killed in a day suddenly, Zhou Ze can still see this.

"Hey, it's you, I said how did you turn off your mobile phone, so I came here on purpose, and I thought you let me go for a pigeon!"

A male student in Nike sportswear patted Zhou Ze on the shoulder from behind.

Zhou Ze turned around and looked at him with some doubts,

I know you?

"Okay, okay, you go in, I still have something to do here, my girlfriend is still waiting for me outside."

Saying,

The male student also drew out a hundred dollars,

Stuffed into Zhou Ze's hand, and at the same time handed Zhou Ze a note with his name written on it: Gou Shenqing.

What?

Zhou Ze was confused.

"If the teacher does a quiz in the classroom, buddy, you can help me do it first, and then WeChat will send you a red envelope, okay, that's it, I'll go first."

Saying,

The classmate ran out.

After being stunned for a while, Zhou Ze realized that this was spending money to find a substitute teacher.

Skipping class, asking classmates to help sign in or click, basically people who have passed college know it, and even most of them have experienced and practiced.

Zhou Ze remembered that when he was in college, the "Marxist Philosophy" class, a large class, there should have been 120 people, but it turned out that 30 people came.

The old professor wears heavy reading glasses and holds the roll call,

Calling the name and shouting "to",

After the roll call,

It was five people who "skipped class".

But now it's more advanced, and I used to have to ask my roommate to help me get it, but now it's a substitute teaching industry chain.

Wrong

Zhou Ze touched his chin,

And then suddenly,

Xu Le's body is young,

And good-looking,

It's actually normal to be treated as a college student.

After all, there are a lot of people who are in a hurry.

With a hundred pieces in his hand,

Zhou Ze licked his lips,

In the end, before the teacher announced the class, he walked in.

Who calls himself soft-hearted and helpful?

The girl who had been noticed by Zhou Ze before sat in the middle, and there was no one next to her, so Zhou Ze walked straight over and sat down beside her.

The girl deliberately glanced at Zhou Ze,

found that Zhou Ze didn't bring a book,

oh

It's not surprising that

It's not surprising to wear slippers and pants to class in college.

But after a while, the girl glanced at Zhou Ze again.

Zhou Ze was puzzled for a moment,

Well?

What's the problem?

Not like a student?

Shaoqing,

Zhou Ze took out his mobile phone and put it on the table.

At this moment, the girl nodded, feeling that the classmates around her were normal.

Zhou Ze didn't try to talk to the girl next to him,

I didn't even think to ask her if there was anyone in the house recently or what happened to her that made her feel unusual.

Catch a ghost and listen to a story,

Boss Zhou was tired of listening to it for a long time, and he didn't bother to listen to it.

After class, find a slot where no one is around, and pull that thing out and send it to the gates of hell to finish.

"Hello students, I will teach you your "Advanced Physics" this semester, okay, now let's take a roll call, let's take a look, how many students dare to be absent from the first class!"

Female teacher, the appearance of menopause, when she said the roll call, the murderous spirit leaked out.

Roll call all the way,

When the point arrives at "Gou Shenqing",

Zhou Ze raised his hand,

Shouted "to".

At the same time, Zhou Ze also knew the girl next to him, whose name was "Xu Zhongli".

End of roll call,

The teacher starts the lesson,

Zhou Ze took out his mobile phone and began to flip through the news casually.

The girl next to her was chatting and replying to messages, looking a little confused.

When people are upset, they often give dirty things a chance to take advantage of, especially those who have already been blamed.

Zhou Ze saw the black figure slowly poking out of Xu Zhongli's hair, constantly walking on the girl's body, as if she was eating tofu, but not exactly.

Of course, this scene can only be seen by Zhou Ze in the entire classroom.

Zhou Ze didn't care and continued to play with his mobile phone.

Let it behave as it is,

As long as you don't kill people,

Boss Zhou won't make a move at this time.

The female teacher was very tenacious, and the bell rang halfway, but she just took a sip of water and said, "If you want to go to the toilet, you can go at any time, and we will continue to talk."

There's no recess,

The girl put down her phone and lay on her desk, as if she was sleeping, and the shadow was covering her, as if snuggling up to her.

Zhou Ze is a little annoyed playing with his mobile phone, his social circle is very narrow in his life, and he basically doesn't play social software, so the mobile phone is a little chicken.

Of course, this is also a kind of happiness.

When many people write about themselves, they feel that something is very unusual;

That is, I don't like to make friends, I don't like to socialize and socialize, and I like to be alone.

Well, in fact, this is very common, just lazy.

Zhou Ze put the phone down,

also lay down.

I wanted to squint for a while, but I couldn't sleep without a warbler, but there was nothing else to do.

The teacher is answering the questions by name, which can be regarded as a kind of random inspection again in disguise, to prevent people from going to the toilet and not coming back.

fortunately

I didn't order Gou Shenqing.

But

It seems that because he found that Zhou Ze next to him also lay down,

The shadow on the girl's body actually reached out to Zhou Ze.

Zhou Ze hesitated for a moment, and wanted to grab the shadow with his fingernails and pull it out, but thinking about so many people in the classroom, forget it.

simply sat up again,

Because of Zhou Ze's astringent aura and the effect of Lawyer An's playing cards, the shadow couldn't distinguish Zhou Ze's identity, but when he saw Zhou Ze suddenly sit up straight, his hand retracted again.

The girl seemed to be asleep, motionless.

Wait until the bell rings at the end of the second period,

The girl sat up,

Subconsciously reached out and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth,

Then he deliberately glanced at Zhou Ze beside him,

I'm afraid that my previous indecent behavior will be seen by the boy sitting next to me.

"Hoo ............"

Zhou Ze breathed a long sigh of relief.

Finally class is over.

The advanced physics class is really boring, in fact, if it is replaced by human anatomy or something, the teacher will move a general teacher over,

Zhou Ze may also be interested in hearing about it.

Okay,

Later, follow the girl around me out, find an opportunity when there are few people, and catch that obscene shadow to fill up the performance,

I also earned a hundred dollars,

The class is a bit boring,

But it's better than sitting in the medical station on the playground, at least it's a place to lie down.

"Students, the teacher needs a class representative now, who can come to help the teacher roll call and send and receive homework in the future, I don't know which student is interested in helping the teacher to complete the advanced physics teaching work this semester.

If there are more people, we can campaign. ”

The audience was silent,

No one seems to want to do this,

The teacher was a little embarrassed;

"Heh......"

Zhou Ze suddenly smiled softly,

Then he raised his hand,

Thinking about what kind of expression that Gou Shenqing would have if he knew that he was inexplicably a class representative.

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