Chapter 082: Saber as a Wood Knife

"Brother Yinqu, what did Yu Qian remind you of?" Gong Changyu asked as he retracted his kicked foot.

"Let's just get the bones of a mercenary who strikes Li, burn him to ashes, and then let Jiang Changyi take him back to Jiangdong County, isn't it okay?" Liu Tianyou smiled slightly.

"Brother Yinqu, Jiang Changyi is not a fool, a pile of ashes, there must be some other physical objects as supporting evidence." Gong Changyu said.

"Hey, didn't Charlemagne have a dragon gold pocket watch?" Liu Tianyou touched his chest.

"Brother Yinqu, the fire dragon pocket watch was given to you, how can it be transferred to others, it's not appropriate." Gong Changyu hurriedly waved his hand, "There is a notebook left by Charlemagne, which proves that the bones belong to Charlemagne himself." ”

"General, let's just get the bones of a mercenary who strikes Li and cremate it, and the royal family may not be able to distinguish it." Yu Qian was having a bad idea again.

"Still no. The bones of those blue wolf coalition forces are all in Death Valley, and it is not easy to get another one. Death Valley is mysterious, I'm scared, I almost wouldn't wake up, if it weren't for the careful care of the military advisor. Gong Changyu immediately rejected Yu Qian's suggestion.

"General, if you don't dare to go, Zhu Shuiqiang and I will go to Death Valley again tomorrow." Yu Qian still insisted on his opinion and did not back down.

"Yu Qian, although your suggestion is good and feasible, the one-eyed Longjiang Changyi is not so easy to dismiss, so keep your personal opinion for the time being. Let's transport Charlemagne's bones out of Lenghu Mountain first, and then consider fooling Jiang Changyi. Gong Changyu smiled slightly, "You and Zhu Shuiqiang may have to stay alone in Lenghu Mountain in a few days." ”

"Okay. General, if you want me and Zhu Shuiqiang to stay in Lenghu Mountain, won't you be promoted? Yu Qian was excited.

"Alas, how can it be so easy to be promoted. This bullshit Charlemagne alone gives me a headache. Gong Changyu replied, "If you are not careful in this matter, let Prince Fu Qi grab the braids, and as soon as he is angry, we will be disbanded." ”

"Isn't there Lord Zeng Fan on top, even if the sky falls, it can't suppress you." The corners of Yu's mouth are hooked.

"By the way, Captain Yu, Charlemagne's bones stink is too strong, is there a way to deodorize the bones?" When Liu Tianyou thought of the scene where the fly landed on his neck, he felt a little like vomiting.

"Well, I can't think of a better way for a while. Maybe General Gong can, his uncle's father was a wizard and used to be a corpse chaser. Yu Qian glanced at Gong Changyu.

"I'm fainting to death, and I won't be able to do the corpse chaser's life." Gong Changyu shrugged. He couldn't have given a foreign mercenary to preserve the bones, because those Western devils were disgusting, even though he knew the corpse chaser's recipe for the corpse.

"General Gong, the old man Zhu in the courtyard of the Zhu family in Sidu is a famous corpse chaser, you have lived there for more than ten years, the old man should have taught you some secrets, right?" Zhu Shuiqiang, the rapping guy, started talking again.

"I'm going to get rid of the smell of corpses, and I won't use it on the mercenaries. What's more, this black light is blinding, where can I find herbs? Gong Changyu looked disdainful. Zhu Shuiqiang, a drunkard, couldn't hide his words when he drank high, Gong Changyu really wanted to pull out his sword and cut his tongue.

"General, there are torches, is it hard to find herbs?" Zhu Shuiqiang said with a smile.

There are some herbs that are not available on this mountain, and they are not equipped with prescriptions, so it is better not to get them, "Lenghu Mountain poisonous snakes are everywhere, I was bitten by a snake, who will take care of me?" Hmph-" Gong Changyu said that he would not go.

"General, don't you have a military advisor to take care of you?" Zhu Shuiqiang smiled evilly.

"The military advisor will return to ...... tomorrow," Gong Changyu said halfway and stopped again.

"Where's it going?" Zhu Shuiqiang continued to ask.

"I don't know, anyway, she was angry with me, and I blamed her." Gong Changyu responded.

"Hey, you're too anxious, and you shout at the military advisor for a little problem, if it's me, you'll be angry, not to mention that the military advisor is the eldest princess of the blue wolf country." Zhu Shuiqiang really can't control his mouth.

"Zhu Shuiqiang, I see that you have drunk too much, what are the princesses of the blue wolf country doing when they run to the cold lake, what are you talking nonsense!" Gong Changyu held down his sword and reprimanded.

"General, the military advisor looks like a fairy, Wen Taowu is strategic, you have to take advantage of the opportunity, otherwise she will go back to Shicheng, don't regret it." Zhu Shui said openly, "If you don't look down on the military division, just give me the position of the master of the blue wolf country......

"Yu Qian, Wei Chaohui-" Gong Changyu couldn't bear it anymore.

"The end will be. What did the general command? Yu Qian and Wei Chaohui responded.

"You two tie the master book to this tree for me and gag his mouth!" Gong Changyu took out a rope like a trick and threw it to Yu Qian.

"Order!" Yu Qian took the rope without hesitation, and with the cooperation of Wei Chaohui, he tied Zhu Shuiqiang three times and divided five by two, and tied him to a tree on the side of the road, "Talking nonsense, the consequences are very serious." ”

Zhu Shuiqiang, who was dizzy, was tied up, and he was stunned all of a sudden: "Brother Changyu, are you really here?" Let me go, I'm going to tie a wooden raft! ”

"Pierce your head!" Gong Changyu broke a small branch on the side of the road, took the branch and gently swept it around Zhu Shuiqiang's face, "Shut up for me!" ”

"Gong Laoxue, I didn't say the wrong thing. The military advisor Feng Jiao'er is Feng Jiao'er, the eldest princess of the Blue Wolf Country, not Ran Yingying! Zhu Shuiqiang shouted while struggling.

"Yu Qian, plug his mouth with stinky socks!" Gong Changyu ordered.

"General, I'm not wearing socks." Yu Qian was stunned for a moment.

"I've got a sweat towel here!" Wei Chaohui quickly pulled out a piece of cloth from his sleeve and plugged Zhu Shuiqiang's mouth. As soon as the sweat towel reached Zhu Shuiqiang's mouth, the forest immediately quieted down.

"Zhu Shuiqiang, you stay here for me." Gong Changyu threw the small branch, "I really shouldn't let you lead the way, if Jiang Changyi hears these crazy words of yours, I, Gong Changyu, will definitely die!" Brother Yinqu, I wish Shui Qiang that he has drunk too much, don't take what he says seriously. ”

"General Ben just casually talked about the way to deodorize, and it was nothing if he couldn't find herbs. Let's put the main book away. Liu Tianyou waved his hand. He would rather believe that Zhu Shuiqiang was talking about rumors, and it was impossible to push Gong Changyu to Jiang Changyi's side.

"Can't let it go, let him wake up the bar......" Gong Changyu suddenly saw a glimmer of fire at the water's edge, "...... Let's go to Longtan Tiger's Den and have a look. ”

"Okay." Liu Tianyou nodded, held the torch and went forward, and the people behind followed one by one......

Zhu Shuiqiang, who was tied to the tree, screamed "humming", how could he stuff a sweat towel in his mouth, but he couldn't say it, watching Gong Chang meet them and go away, and soon he fell into boundless darkness and silence.

He lowered his head and thought, Okay, you Gong Laoxue, you actually tied up Lao Tzu, didn't I just joke with you, is it necessary to be so serious? You think you think that you have saved Feng Jiaoer's life, so you will yell at others, and if you don't like it, you will pull it down.

The more I wish Shui Qiang, the more angry I become, follow you Gong Lao to learn what is the way out, there is an egg on this mountain every day, I can't see a woman all year round, don't say it, and give us some meals that dogs don't eat, this is a soldier, it's clearly a crime!

I might as well take refuge in Jiang Changyi, he is the governor of Jiangdong, commanding tens of thousands of troops, how majestic! To work under him, at least he doesn't have to carry a hoe or a plow to farm the land. Jiangdong County is the richest place in the Qinghe country, it is so rich, and there are singers and dancers, restaurants, and shops everywhere, and in your spare time from the war, you can go to those places to wander around, relax and relax, what a comfortable life it should be! By the way, why didn't I tell Jiang Changyi Feng Jiao'er's true identity? Maybe as soon as Governor Jiang is happy and rewards me with the fat shortage of a prefect, I will be developed. Three years of Qing Governor's Mansion, 100,000 snowflakes of silver, isn't it blown......

Because he was standing tied, Zhu Shuiqiang's legs were a little tired, he wanted to sleep, but he couldn't squat down, so he had to rest his head on the trunk, look up and count the stars in the sky, and slowly count the tiredness, he lowered his head and fell asleep unconsciously. You can sleep while standing, and Zhu Shuiqiang is also a wonder among the wonderful.

At the water's edge, Gong Changyu held a torch and saw the dozen or so sergeants gathered around the fire, and hurriedly asked Wei Chaohui to distribute the dry food to them one by one: "Brothers, are you all hungry?" Come, eat something. ”

"General, the time has passed, why are you here now?" Soldier A asked, chewing on sweet potato chips.

"Hey, it's not to entertain Governor Jiang and them, I delayed a little time." Gong Changyu explained.

"General, what about the others?" Soldier B asked.

"Don't mention him, I'm tied up in the forest." Gong Changyu said angrily, "I am frizzy and frizzy, and I only want to be fast when I tie up the wooden chops, so that Lord Liu and you are covered in water, and the coffin has not come out of Lenghu Mountain for most of the day, it is really a wine bag and rice bag!" ”

"Brother Changyu, everything has happened, what's the use of complaining now, tie two sturdy bamboo and wooden rafts as soon as possible, and get the willow coffin to the water." Liu Tianyou said categorically, "Let's do it together." ”

"Brother Yinqu, I forgot to bring a firewood knife, how to make bamboo and wooden chops?" Gong Changyu pulled out his sword, looked at the cold sword, and was a little reluctant, "It's impossible to cut bamboo with a sword, right?" ”

"In addition to cutting people's heads, the sword can also cut bamboo, so I will use the sword as a firewood knife tonight!" Liu Tianyou couldn't help but say, holding his bronze sword, a sword slashed down obliquely, a Nanzhu as high as two zhang Xu broke into two, and it looked like it was about to fall, but there were too many vines and thorns around Nanzhu, and the upper end of Nanzhu was hung on a high place. Liu Tianyou dragged the lower end of the bamboo, but he couldn't drag it out of the thorn bush at once.

Liu Tianyou spent a lot of effort, but it was still useless, he was so tired and sweating that he panted and said to Yu Qian: "Little brother, come and help me." ”