Chapter 653: Unlucky Zhao San
Zhao San saw that under the old locust tree in the corner of the courtyard, there was a woman sitting in a precarious position, holding a pen in her hand, looking at herself, and quickly put down the pen several times......
The tip of the pen was moving so fast that Zhao San couldn't see what the woman was drawing, but the little bit of clarity left in his mind told him that he was painting his ugliness!
"That's it!" The woman blushed.
Cheng Ziyu took the painting, glanced up at Zhao San, and then nodded with satisfaction.
"Vivid, vivid! Not bad! Zhao Gongzi, what do you think? Cheng Ziyu smiled and raised the picture to Zhao San......
This time, Zhao San saw it clearly.
But he only glanced at the drawing in Cheng Ziyu's hand, and he almost fainted.
As he had just guessed.
This painting is his ugliness.
Isn't it vivid?
The picture is depicted with the expression of the moment when he just opened the door and saw Cheng Ziyu. Panic, stunned, nervous, panicked, anxious, surprised, helpless, weak-hearted, hands and feet with nowhere to place, and a face full of horror.
If that's it, it's fine, but my body, my frightened bent legs, my hand holding the door frame, and my sinking back cheek on the ground, are all drawn.
This look, whoever looks at it, has been completely caught, caught, and smashed into a scandal......
And he understood at a glance that the reason why the painting was so "vivid" was because they had already completed the background of the whole painting in advance.
Zhao San shuddered a little, in other words, these people should have come a long time ago. I've been waiting outside for a long time. Just wait for him to open the door, wait for himself to show the expression they wanted, and then add his own image.
Hateful, hateful!
But Zhao San couldn't get angry at all.
Because he found that the details are really in place!
Even the red mole on his collarbone, the tattoo of his wife's name that he was caught last time to coax back the lady's name tattooed on his waist, and the pox on his navel, and even the embroidery on his pants...... It's all drawn.
If this painting is seen by those close to him, it only takes one glance to identify him. It's enough to make people think that he stole / ate again.
"County ...... Princess...... You ...... "What exactly are you going to do?" Can you wait for the master to get dressed first? Can you tell me, what the hell is going on? Where did all the people I brought out go? Zhao Sanyi didn't know how to open his mouth, so he could only wipe a handful of sweat from his forehead first.
Cheng Ziyu ignored him at all, and only handed the painting back to the female painter.
"After painting the exterior scene, it's time to take the interior shot." With that, she stood up. "Come on, help pack up the pen and ink in the house." Then, she made a gesture to enter the door.
Only then did Zhao San remember that the painting just now was indeed only the lower part, and it turned out that there was also an interior scene.
He didn't know what medicine was sold in Cheng Ziyu's gourd, but more was better than less, how could he let people in?
"What? The main county broke into a residential house? You dare! ”
"What if you break in? Are you going to report to the police? Cheng Ziyu said with a smile.
Panicked and took a few steps back, Zhao San gradually sobered up.
The comers are not good.
When they came in, they exposed not only the woman, but the place. In this way, not only will this secret base of his be unsafe, but even the followers of several relatives who helped him buy a house and land will be unlucky, and even his stealing of private money and secretly buying private property will be pulled out of the radish and brought out of the mud and exposed.
He didn't care about going back to get dressed, so he had to bow respectfully to Cheng Ziyu with his fists:
"Don't be kidding, the county lord, you are the wife of Zheng Sipin, and this is someone Zhao's property, it's very inappropriate for you to break in like this, right? The county lord is a guest from afar, so it is better to retreat first, and wait for someone Zhao to sort out and come to see each other. ”
Cheng Ziyu laughed.
"You think I want to see you like this? I've endured it all this far. I am indeed a guest, passing by here, I heard that Zhao Gongzi is here. I knew that Zhao Gongzi and my cousin were familiar with each other, so I came to visit. It's just that I didn't expect that Zhao Gongzi has a special hobby and likes to sing big operas during the day. It's still a double reed. What can I do? I can only wait. I didn't expect that Zhao Gongzi was good at all kinds of literary and martial arts, and even the eighteen kinds of martial arts were proficient......"
Zhao San felt that his face was about to burn.
He knew what Cheng Ziyu was talking about. Wenxi, talking about the sweet words he just had with the woman, the compliments you came and went and the next appointment. Martial Arts ...... Ahem, needless to say. Eighteen is even more the boast of his mouth when he rises. Double reeds? not only said that the people in the house were one, but also scolded them like harlequins.
"The first time I came to the door, it was still abrupt. It's a pity that I didn't bring a gift, but Zhao Gongzi was lucky. I just got a handsome girl who has done a good job today. I saw that Zhao Gongzi's place was beautiful, so I thought about giving Zhao Gongzi a painting as a meeting gift. It's just that Zhao Gongzi's way of appearing on the stage is a bit special, but in any case, he still drew it.
In the house, it's Mrs. Zhao, right? I happened to be looking for her. I gave this painting to her, and it will be used as a room for your little couple in the future. You tell me? ”
Zhao San was so angry that he smoked, but at this moment, he still didn't see his own people.
He slowly backed away, slammed the door shut, and locked it with a click. Mom, this guy is so talkative.
He is not stupid, and the other party's attitude is acceptable, indicating that he is not here to find trouble. The other party deliberately drew himself, probably trying to manipulate himself or let himself do things.
Well, it's not bad to the end!
Zhao San was sure and sorted it out as quickly as possible.
And Cheng Ziyu smiled and breathed a long sigh of relief. You don't need to see the fine meat like a white chicken. Thought she wanted to see it? She endured it for a long time, trying to keep her eyes on him above his neck.
"Do you want to go in?" Liu Er asked. "You don't have to."
Cheng Ziyu shook her head, she still gave people some face.
But she wanted to make Zhao San nervous.
She snorted at Liu'er, and Liu'er understood, and deliberately raised her voice: "Miss, do you want the slave to kick open the door?" While completing the paintings, find some souvenirs. ”
"What souvenir?"
"What a sweat towel, a belly pocket, a hairpin......"
The door creaked open.
The neatly dressed Zhao San has appeared.
Cheng Ziyu picked his eyes, this speed!
"Zhao Sangongzi is really fast!"
"Phew, your Li Chun is fast!"
"......" Cheng Ziyu was stunned for a moment before she reacted, Liu Er would be wrong, and was muttering: "Nonsense, naturally faster than you." ”
Zhao San heard it and laughed.
"Good girl, what's your name? I know a lot, come and see it! ”
Zhao San waved his hand at Liu'er.
Although Liu Er didn't quite understand, she knew that she had said the wrong thing, and with a touch of her toes, she kicked a stone out.
impartially, he hit Zhao San's knee, causing him to stumble and almost fall down.
"What's the matter with a little pepper again!" Zhao San's expression instantly changed from admiration just now to disgust. "What bad luck!"
He rubbed his knees, and he was not polite, and sat down opposite Cheng Ziyu.
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