Nine people
As a joke, someone never looks at the number of backend subscribers, anyway, it's pitiful, and the total number of subscribers is just someone else's single subscription. On a whim today, I looked at the latest single subscription number, uh, it's nine. It's so powerful, according to the rounding method, it's close to ten.
A writer counted the number of vests he had subscribed to his books, one, two, three, four, five...... Nine.
And then there was no then. (To be continued.) )