◎Chapter 17 Men's pads

Leaders at all levels continued to pay attention to the case by phone, and the person in charge of the police was busy reporting, explaining again and again that this was a case of a sanitary napkin explosion, and a suspect had been caught and was being interrogated.

A female leader of the education department asked, in a tone of disbelief and horror: How could a sanitary napkin explode?

Police Officer: Investigation is ongoing, and the circumstances of the case are inconvenient to disclose.

Female leader: Then tell me, what brand of sanitary napkins are there?

Police Officer: Please trust us, the facts of the case cannot be released at this time, and please keep it confidential.

Female leader: Come on, I will never use this brand of sanitary napkins again.

The police investigated the peeping boy in order to get more evidence. This boy is a celebrity in this school, and few people know his real name, but when it comes to his nickname, Lao Goose, he is very well-known, and many people can tell the Gonzo about Lao Goose.

Student A: Once playing basketball, I saw with my own eyes that a bloody sanitary napkin fell out of the old goose's pants.

Student B: That pervert, I know, he likes to peek into the girls' dormitory with a telescope, and I even gave him a middle finger.

Student C: The old goose chased the school flower wildly, and has risen to the realm of performance art, writing love letters with blood and pasting them on campus, running naked in the rain, making jokes when drinking, forgetting to unzip when peeing, and taking off his pants to the end when he gets an injection.

Student Ding: Lao Goose can't have anything to do with the murder at school, right? I'm in the same class as him, I know him very well, and the teacher who died is our counselor, and if I vote for who the murderer is, I would say that the old goose must have a high vote in this school. He was born a murderer, and it was a mistake to go to college, and I have no doubt that Old Goose would kill even for the sake of fame.

Su Mei checked the log of the old goose on the school intranet, and the goose character of the old goose was pronounced né. At the beginning of the school year, he used a strong dialect to say that he had raised né at home, and his classmates didn't know what kind of animal né was. Since then, he has had the nickname "Old Goose".

In his diary, the goose openly claims that wearing sanitary napkins is a very avant-garde performance art, in his words, it is to atone for the sins of male members of human society, and to experience the magical power of great motherhood to bleed for a week without dying. Lao Goose received a lot of cynical comments, and he scoffed at it, but still went his own way, constantly uploading his experience and perception of wearing sanitary napkins. A few excerpts:

Brother decided to do something that no one had done before.

For the first time, Brother turned the pad of the sanitary napkin upside down and pasted it on the ball, and all of you, especially MM, can imagine how painful it was when Brother took it off. The second time, my brother felt the cool and slippery feeling brought by the sanitary napkin, which was wonderful and comfortable, and there was some satisfaction of sexual fantasies in his heart. My brother gradually became obsessed with the use of sanitary napkins, and when he went to the supermarket to buy cigarettes, he couldn't help but buy a few packs of sanitary napkins, and sanitary napkins were also stored in the bedroom, different materials, different brands, and different feelings. Gradually, my brother became an expert in sanitary napkins and used it almost every day, and in this regard, my brother has become more feminine than a woman...... In other words, the school flower also borrowed sanitary napkins from her brother.

Bao Chop and Hualong questioned the school flower, and the school flower said that the old goose was a pervert.

Once, when the school girl suddenly had a period, she used her schoolbag to cover her skirt and stood anxiously in front of the toilet door, trying to find a female classmate to borrow a sanitary napkin. The old goose happened to pass by, and the school flower said: This classmate, can you help me go to the supermarket at the door to buy a bag of sanitary napkins?

The old goose took out a pack of sanitary napkins from his pocket and said, "Take it and use it."

The next day, the goose announces to everyone who knows him that the school girl has a crush on him. In the dormitory, the old goose asked the dormitory boss with a solemn face: What should I do, the school girl has a crush on me, should I be a little reserved?

The dormitory boss patted his thigh and said earnestly: Brother Goose, push the boat down the river, half push and half push.

The figure of the anti-Japanese predecessor faintly flashed in the old goose's mind, and he said in a righteous and awe-inspiring tone: How can it be done, my old goose

Is it so easy to get soaked?

The dormitory boss said: Old goose, the school girl has the right to have a crush on you, do you know? Both from the point of view of the constitution and criminal law and the law of the jungle.

The old goose looked out the window and said: As far as my little temper is concerned, if she peesters me again, she will smoke it.

Since then, the old goose has followed the school flower like a fly, deliberately creating a lot of accidental encounters. In the corner of the classroom, the old goose nodded to the school flower like a gentleman, and said "such a coincidence", and then the two passed by. In the school cafeteria, the school girl looks around to find a seat, and the old goose will suddenly appear to greet the school flower, "Hi", the old goose smiles, and there is a small piece of tropical jungle hanging on his teeth - he has just finished eating leek buns.

The counselor picketed the school spirit problem, suspected that the school flower had a miscarriage, and repeatedly pressed the question, the school girl couldn't bear it anymore, and quarreled with the counselor. The old goose seemed to fall from the sky, and he confirmed to the counselor that the school flower was still a virgin. The counselor told the old goose to get out of the way, and the old goose was furious and pushed the counselor. Because of this incident, Lao Goose had a big demerit and was almost expelled from school, and from then on, Lao Goose scored a total of fifty-nine points in the exam, and he hung up on a few subjects, and the counselor deducted his points at every turn. The old goose endured the humiliation and was depressed.

After some time, when the counselor was riding the bus, the sanitary napkin under his crotch suddenly caught fire. The counselor thought it had been lit with a lighter and scuffled with a passenger next to him on the spot.

A few days later, the counselor was killed in the school toilet.

The special case team visited the campus, and the counselor had a bad reputation, and many students complained about her, and more than one of the students she tutored said that she was very perverted. In her spare time, the counselor made a suspected pyramid scheme product, forcibly sold health care products to boys, skincare products to girls, and experimented with concentrated dish soap to students to prove how good the products she sold were. These students, who often do explosion experiments, scoff at this little trick, and the daring students will ask questions on the spot:

Teacher, we just wash clothes and brush lunch boxes, what do we do with such expensive things? Dish soap costs thirty-eight dollars.

Teacher, there is also the cooking pot you promoted, which sells for more than 6,000 yuan, and I helped you calculate the cost of this sky-high pot, which only costs a few hundred yuan. With your pot, can my dead grandfather come back to life, or, with your pot, can receive satellite programs?

The counselor was angry and gushed out rebuttals to the questioning students. Later, one questioning student was asked to parents for absenteeism, and another student was deducted points by the counselor for sleeping naked.

The old goose studied ammunition engineering and explosive technology, and the deceased's female teacher was the tutor for the students of this major. The police investigation confirmed that the explosives were hidden in the deceased's sanitary napkins, and the old goose had a quirk of wearing sanitary napkins, and there had been conflicts and disputes with the deceased.

During the interrogation, the old goose argued that he was suffering and that he used sanitary napkins because he had hemorrhoids and often bled out. Lao Goose thinks that hemorrhoids are a shameful thing, and the matter of wearing sanitary napkins was accidentally discovered by his classmates, so he simply made it public, claiming that this is a kind of performance art.

Prof. Leung: Why do you burn sanitary napkins?

Old Goose: There is blood on it, and I am afraid that my classmates will laugh at me, so I will burn it quietly.

Bao Shu: Why did you peek at us with a telescope, we also investigated that you peeked at girls taking a shower and changing clothes.

Old Goose: I'm curious, I want to see what you do, I haven't peeked into the girls' dormitory.

Su Mei: What is your relationship with the school flower?

Old Goose: She's my girlfriend, everyone knows about it at school.

Su Mei: The school girl said that you have expressed many times that you are willing to kill for her, and you have also performed martial arts downstairs in her dormitory.

The old goose thought for a while, then suddenly fell to the ground and twitched all over, rolling his eyes, his fingers were in the shape of chicken claws, and he was trembling. Su Mei was startled, and Professor Liang smiled without saying a word. Bao Shu stepped forward, he did not do some first aid measures, but scratched the old goose's armpits and ribs with both hands, the old goose itched so much that he couldn't stand it, and begged for mercy: I don't pretend, don't arm me.

Hualong applauded and said: The acting is so good, why don't you go to study acting?

Professor Liang smiled and asked: Why are you pretending to be crazy and stupid?

The old goose pleaded pitifully: Police

Uncle, I didn't do anything, please, say a few nice words to the school, or they will expel me, and my future is all over. I have a 60-year-old mother and a sister born in the 90s, you have arrested the wrong person, and there is no evidence, let me go back, please, don't detain me, I'm afraid......

The special case team confiscated Lao Ge's binoculars and released him on the spot after the interrogation. Although Lao Goose had a conflict with the deceased and had the motive of revenge, the current evidence does not confirm that he is the murderer. The special case team decided to capture the old man and secretly monitor, and deliberately released the old goose to let him relax his guard and show more horses.

One morning a few days later, a suspicious cardboard box with suspected explosives was found on the windowsill of the Academic Affairs Office.

She claimed to the police that she had gone to the Academic Affairs Office to hand in an off-campus internship registration form, but the Academic Affairs Office had not yet opened. She saw a cardboard box on the windowsill, as if someone else had placed it there at random, and a solar panel was exposed in the box, which alerted the school flower, and she immediately notified the police.

In order to avoid causing panic in the school, the special task force concealed the information, and the school announced that it had conducted a fire drill and carried out an emergency evacuation of the people in the building.

After the unrelated personnel evacuated the scene, the four members of the special case team looked at the cardboard box and listened attentively, but there was no sound of an alarm clock inside. But based on the solar cells and some looming circuit boards, it can be preliminarily judged that this is an explosive.

The bomb was rudimentarily made, looking like a half-finished product that had been made by a man carelessly, and had been placed casually on the windowsill. The carton was not sealed and was halfway open to reveal a solar panel. The bomb disposal experts first activated the electronic jamming device to shield the surrounding signals in case someone remotely detonated the bomb, and then conducted X-ray fluoroscopic interval photography. He looked at the perspective image and exclaimed: Master's work, this is a master's time bomb!

Bomb disposal experts say: This kind of bomb is called a moonlight bomb, also called a sunlight bomb.

Bomb disposal experts explained: Time bombs made of alarm clocks, explosives, and detonators are made by rookies, and telephone-controlled bombs are also amateur level, and this kind of moonlight bomb is made by masters, using a simple thermometer as a detonation device. The explosive layer and the mercury layer are underneath the solar panels, and the bomb is made of extremely sensitive mercury as an anti-motion lead, and the external force will detonate the bomb when it touches this cardboard box. In addition to the mercury anti-vibration device, there are also timing circuits and photoresistors. At night, the bomb is planted in the moonlight, and when the sun comes out, the sunlight hits the solar panels, and the temperature rises, and the bomb will automatically detonate.

Prof. Leung: At what temperature does the bomb explode?

Bomb Disposal Expert: This is something that only the bomb maker knows.

The sun is out, and the sun is about to hit the bomb's solar panels, which could explode at any moment. The four members of the special case team and the bomb disposal experts stood in place, not even daring to take a breath of air.

Bao Chop said: Can you defuse the bomb?

Bomb disposal expert: I have no experience, I only know that there have been several cases of failed dismantling of such bombs abroad.

Su Mei said: We should evacuate quickly to avoid casualties.

Bomb Disposal Expert: I can't remove the timing device, I can first remove the mercury anti-action lead, use the mechanical arm to move the explosives to the EOD barrel, and then detonate it with a water cannon, I'll try.

The bomb disposal specialist took out a crocodile clip and prepared to destroy the bomb's anti-vibration circuit. His movements were extremely slow and cautious, and although it was only a small gesture of sticking the crocodile clip into the cardboard box, he was already sweating profusely and his clothes were soaked.

Professor Liang, Bao Chu, Hualong, and Su Mei held their breath, since the establishment of the special case team, they have experienced countless dangers, but they have never experienced such a dangerous situation on the front line of life and death.

Professor Liang drew a cross on his chest, and Hualong motioned to Bao and Su Mei to stand back with his eyes, Bao Chu held his arm indifferently, and Su Mei closed his eyes nervously.

If the bomb explodes, the consequences will be unimaginable, and the four members of the special task force may be killed or wounded, or even all of them......

The bomb disposal expert carefully withdrew his hand from the cardboard box and said in surprise: It's done.

Before the words fell, the bomb suddenly exploded!