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"That's a pity, it's really not okay, how about I take a sip from ten meters away, and then run over to feed you?" Lowering his head, Guan Mingguo's face approached, sniffing the familiar breath of the other party.

"Eh~ It's disgusting, you're disgusting!" With a smile, he pulled Guan Ming's big face with both hands and stretched it open, the sour smell that he had just finished exercising, Mu Xiaoxiao didn't like it very much, especially Guan Ming's steaming body, like a fat big fat man.

"By the way, have you watched the news? Xiao Xi is in the headlines! Aren't you happy? Aren't you excited? Mu Xiaoxiao jumped away to prevent Guan Ming's sneak attack, tilted his head, looked at Guan Ming, opened his mouth, put a straw into his mouth, and sucked milk with the same temperature as his body.

Looking at his daughter-in-law's posture, Guan Ming suddenly felt that it was not impossible to study a device that could be produced and sold by himself, after all, some things could automatically overflow if they were not full, although Guan Ming also liked to go up to help, but occasionally seeing her like this, it would be very interesting.

"What's there to be excited about, isn't it normal to make headlines? Shuangxing can instantly create 8 million trumpets without being discovered, Lao Tie, when you choose to make Xiaoxi a star, she is already the star with the most fans in the world, and she is all iron fans, brain-dead fans, and combat fans with super combat effectiveness! ”

Passive is not as good as active, anyway, for Guan Ming, Guan Mengxi does not need a fan economy, and taking the initiative to control fans can make the two of them have more fun, and this phenomenon is also very common in the entertainment industry, but it is not as high-end and big as Guan Ming.

How bad is it to let AI control all fan accounts?

Control 5 "Fantasy Journey to the West" and earn living expenses!

Control and open more "Underground Pits and Weak Warriors" to strike gold to maintain life!

"You're so annoying, why are you telling me this kind of thing!!" Hold your head in your hands and shake vigorously, like a balloon man.

From this point of view, Guan Ming felt that Guan Mengxi's death performance was really with her mother, and even the movements of the balloon man were exactly the same.

"Walk, take a shower." Guan Ming pressed Mu Xiaoxiao's head and controlled the direction of the other party.

Mu Xiaoxiao had broken thoughts, but also walked to the bathroom according to Guan Ming's wishes, "You don't know, I specially applied for a Weibo account for Xiaoxi, and replied to at least 50 crazy messages, speaking of which Weibo is really annoying, why do you need to bind your mobile phone?" If it weren't for the double star, I wouldn't have been able to get the trumpet, by the way, what is my phone number, do you remember? Putting the bottle on the bathtub, Mu Xiaoxiao smoothly undressed and lay down in the bathtub.

"Your phone number? I can only remember your original student card now, and now we rarely use mobile phone cards. Going into the water along the edge of the bathtub may be a little crowded, Guan Ming pouted his ass and asked her to go to the side.

"Cut~ At the beginning, I couldn't wait for my eyes to grow on me, but now that I have both children and daughters, I have begun to dislike me for taking a bath." Reluctantly moved, Mu Xiaoxiao died every day.

In Guan Ming's view, as long as this thing does not die, it will be made to death.

Defeat is the only way to deal with her.

Mu Ma's weapon is an ancestral tickle, and Guan Ming's weapon is an ancestral ......

In Guan Ming's view, scientists are a kind of discoverers, not creators, whether it is Newton's three laws or Einstein's theory of relativity, they are just discovering laws, and sorting out and repeating these laws in a language that human beings can understand.

This law is not only physical and chemical, but also covers philology.

"It's all a lie." Guan Ming held his side face, looked at the documents in his hand, and sighed.

"Well, it's just entertainment products, even if it's "Jin ......", Jin Yong wrote it for money." Glancing at Guan Mengxi with some weakness, she was relieved to find that she didn't seem to have any extra movements.

Looking at the undulating big breasts, Guan Ming always felt that this thing was not only mentally retarded in this life, but also mentally retarded in her previous life, and then reincarnated with her head down, but her head hit the placenta, and her head was broken!

"Philology, baby, do you know what ancient sounds, middle sounds, and modern ancient sounds are?" Qu Zhi knocked on the table, Guan Ming didn't bother to talk about her loopholes.

Mu Xiaoxiao looked at Guan Ming with a simple face, her eyes blinked wildly, and she clearly didn't understand at all, but the little girl was in front of her, and she couldn't say that she didn't understand.

After all, can you describe the affairs of liberal arts students as 'not understanding'?

"From the beginning of the Western Zhou Dynasty to the end of the Han Dynasty, it was the period of ancient sound, from the Northern and Southern Dynasties to the Sui and Tang dynasties, it was the Middle Ancient sound period, the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties were near ancient sounds, and Chinese history was divided into ancient sounds and modern sounds, and the sounds here are different sounds, so Mom, the ones you usually watch through ancient times, not to mention the Three Kingdoms period, that is, the Ming and Qing dynasties, logically speaking, you must first be deaf and illiterate for a period of time." Looking up, Guan Mengyu said expressionlessly.

"I can't say that, Mom, if I travel to the Tang Dynasty, I will definitely be a great beauty! You don't have to talk to be able to fascinate Tang Taizong don't want it, and mom and I have been watching modern times recently. Approached Guan Mengxi's side, rubbing his big face and flattering him.

It's a pity that Xiao Budian looked disgusted, pushed her face away with her fleshy little hands, and said in a very disgusted tone: "Is it "Domineering President Don't Mess With Me" or "Drunk Tonight"? ”

In order to make his daughter-in-law's face look better, Guan Ming tried not to laugh out loud, but he also laughed until his body shook and shook.

"Haha, that'...... Well, in fact, it's all your dad's book, and mom didn't read it! At this moment, Mu Xiaoxiao was very weak and embarrassed.

Guan Ming: "Hehe".

Guan Mengyu also looked at his mother with caring eyes.

"Mom is hungry, Mom is going to eat first!" Knowing that his daughter was precocious, Mu Xiaoxiao, a goods with thick skin like a city wall, couldn't bear this kind of wordless ridicule, so he found an excuse and ran away.

"It's your own mother anyway, can you do it, besides, your mother is also kind." Seeing his daughter-in-law end up ashamed, Guan Ming also wanted to excuse his daughter-in-law, after all, no matter how stupid she was, she was also her daughter-in-law.

"So, you just watched my own mother stuff me into my sister's arms?" Guan Mengyu stared at Guan Ming, focusing on the word 'mother'.

"Your sister also wants to take you out to play, didn't you run out in the end, although you want Xiaoyu to sleep in a quilt tonight." Guan Ming said indifferently, the two daughters can't play anything with a quilt, after all, their eldest daughter is strong and strong, and she doesn't suffer losses.

"That's why I'm sticking next to my own mother, don't think I don't know what you two want to do!" The corners of his mouth curled, and Guan Mengyu said contemptuously.

Guan Ming: "......"

MMP, did that idiot's braincase touch the lube? Why can't IQ get in?

PS: It's the World Cup, although I don't know football.