Chapter 313: The Americans Don't Fight the Americans (3/5)
At this time, the Great Thunder Sound Temple.
Three thousand Buddhas, five hundred Arhats, eight King Kongs, and boundless Bodhisattvas, all of them are clinging to the banner treasure cover, and the strange treasure fairy flowers are arranged in the fairy land of Lingshan.
In the sky above the Thunder Sound Treasure Temple, there is the light of relics. There are forty-two white rainbows, which run through the north and south.
The sky is full of haze, and the rainbow light embraces.
Just let people look at it, and they think-what a dick!
At this time, Rulai was lecturing, he was talking about the four continents, and he was talking about the crepe, but the translation was: "Dongsheng Shenzhou is too wild, and people don't understand etiquette." In the north of Luzhou, people are clumsy and love to kill. The people of Zhanzhou in the south are greedy and happy, and they like to fight fiercely! Oh, in this world, I am the best in Xiniu Hezhou, we are not greedy or kill here, and have a gentle temperament, although not everyone can become an immortal, but everyone nourishes qi and has a long lifespan! ”
The arhats and bodhisattvas praised each other one after another.
He said that this is the great name of my Buddha.
It's really a bunch of people who just open their mouths.
The snapping of the rainbow sycophant.
But in reality? Xiniu Hezhou is the place with the most monsters in the four continents, and Zhanzhou in the south, that is, where the Tang Dynasty is located, because of the belief in Taoism, Taoism does nothing, but it is the place with the fewest monsters.
To a certain extent, it can also be said that because Zhanzhou in the south is the base camp of Taoism, Taoism will not use intimidation methods, which leads to the lack of faith and is taken advantage of by Rulai.
The reason why it is said that there are the most monsters in Xiniu Hezhou, in "Journey to the West", after receiving Zhu Bajie, the stories of subjugating demons and eliminating demons all happened in Xiniu Hezhou, which shows how many monsters there are in Xiniu Hezhou?
Tang Seng said when he told the queen about his origin in the daughter country that the second apprentice was "Xiniu Hezhou Wusi Zhuang Clan".
Just this monster everywhere, as well as the golden-winged Dapeng bird, the yellow wind monster and other big demons, there are flaming mountains and other sinister places of Xiniu Hezhou, in the mouth of Rulai, it turned out to be the most stable and peaceful and happiest place in the four continents.
The people of Xiniu Hezhou, I'm afraid they can only "hehe".
As he said, he was happy, but suddenly his heart trembled, he pinched his fingers, his heart was not good, the Buddha heart of the golden cicada was shaken, and the culprit turned out to be a person who was not in the Three Realms.
His face remained unchanged and he said, "That's all for today!" ”
After that, the person was still in place, but a Dharma doppelganger went to Tang Seng.
Journey to the West is the biggest project in recent years, and he can't tolerate any mistakes.
He flew very fast, and in a blink of an eye, he was above Tang Seng and the others.
He showed his body and immediately covered the sky.
Sun Wukong was the first to find out and exclaimed: "If you come to the old man! What are you doing here? ”
Seeing this, Tang Seng hurriedly knelt down and bowed.
"You monkey! Do you want to be pressed by me for another 500 years? Rulai glanced at Sun Wukong, habitually intimidated, and then used Buddhist methods, and his voice had a hypnotic effect: "Where did you come from, destroy the reputation of my Buddhist family here, dare to come up and talk to me?" ”
At this time, the system voice in Fang Hao's mind also ended.
"Ding Dong!"
"The rescue mission is complete, do you want to leave now?"
Fang Hao smiled at the corner of his mouth and said to the system: "I'll leave in five minutes!" ”
"Ding Dong, the system got it!"
Fang Hao put Mark No. 3 on his body, slowly rose into the air, and said to Ru: "You are Rulai?" You're so big, how can I talk to you? ”
"Huh!" Rulai smiled, "My mana is boundless, and my body is naturally bigger!" You have some fallacies and heresies, but do you dare to compare yourself with me? ”
Fang Hao asked: "Is there any routine that can't escape from the palm of your hand?" ”
Rulai laughed and said: "If you want to learn that monkey, I am willing to give you a chance!" ”
"Forget it!" Fang Hao thought for a while and shook his head and said, "That's too boring, I want to have a dignified battle with you!" Let's make a bet, shall we? ”
Rulai looked at Fang Hao with interest, he could observe that Fang Hao was very weak, so he said with the mentality of playing with ants: "Okay, what are you going to bet on?" ”
Fang Hao said: "I bet, you can't catch me!" ”
As he asks, "What about the bets?" ”
Fang Hao said: "If you win, I will punish you!" ”
For example, "Well, if I win, I won't kill you!" Just lock you up in Lingshan and listen to me chant Buddha for 500 years! ”
It sounds nice, but in fact, it is 500 years of imprisonment.
Fang Hao said: "What if I win? ”
Rulai laughed: "You can't win!" If you win, I'll leave it to you, okay? ”
Fang Hao said: "I don't have to deal with it with you, so let's do it, if I win, you can learn to bark three times!" ”
"You know, the Buddha is also angry!" Rulai said angrily, "I took your bet!" ”
After that, he stretched out his big hand and was about to catch Fang Hao.
Fang Hao said: "Wait! ”
Rulai asked, "How?" ”
Fang Hao said: "We have to make an appointment!" Otherwise, if you can't catch me for ten days and half a month, and you say that you've been arresting me, wouldn't it be endless? ”
"Hehe, why take so long? In an instant! "Such as the word.
Fang Hao said: "Forget it, I'll give you a day!" ”
"Good!" Rulai nodded, "Can you start now?" ”
He wants to convince Fang Hao of losing, he wants to show Tang Seng and all the people in the world.
He wants to show that he is powerful!
Fang Hao said to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, you can help me testify, although I know that he will definitely cheat, hahaha!" ”
Sun Wukong said: "Good to say, easy to say!" It's still reasonable! ”
Rulai smiled: "You monkey! Okay, can you get started? ”
"Let's go!"
As the words fell, the armor of Fang Hao's arms opened, and the missile shot towards Rulai as if he didn't want money.
"Carving insect skills!"
Rulai said disdainfully.
His eyes widened.
All the missiles exploded.
Suddenly the sky was filled with smoke.
When you blow with your mouth, all the smoke clears.
For example, "What other means? Go ahead! ”
With that, he reached out to grab Fang Hao.
Fang Hao immediately threw a bottle of beer over: "If you come, please drink!" ”
Passive skills will be activated in the wine.
Keywords: please, drink.
If you come to the strong rule force of the system, you can reach out and grab the wine.
It's completely impossible to grab a beer with a super large palm, it's like pinching a toy, and you can only use your fingers to pinch it.
After drinking alcohol, Rulai asked in surprise, "What kind of spell are you using?" ”
"I'm the Dharma!" Fang Hao laughed, "Eat me again!" ”
With that, bullets from the six-barreled machine gun poured out.
But this bullet hit Rulai, and it was not lethal at all.
Rulai's big hand reached out again.
Fang Hao is another punch into the wine.
Rulai had to stop, clumsily open the bottle, and drank it all.
This bit of wine was fine for him, but his frequent interruptions in his movements made him very angry and a little panicked.
Because he didn't see what the reason was.
The fluctuation of any spell is traceable.
But he didn't even notice that Fang Hao was casting a spell.
So he cast the Divine Palm, and one hand suddenly turned into hundreds of billions, grabbing Fang Hao at lightning speed.
Fang Hao smiled and said in a low voice: "Return!" ”
()