Chapter 369: The Officiant
The Buddha muttered in his heart, what is the matter with the eldest brother, why is it suddenly so sunny, who is this trying to trap?
The two bigwigs didn't say anything, and began to struggle to reduce their sense of existence, for fear that Luo Fan would point the finger at them.
System: "......"
He has a sentence that MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not.
As a system, it's not very civilized to talk about it, and if you don't talk about it, you can't bear it in your heart, and you're a little aggrieved.
Nima, the bastard of God's special Heavenly Dao. Are you so pitiful, have you ever thought about the feelings of heaven?
The system seems to be crying, this Tiandao said that it was pitted, and even the illegitimate child came out, could it be Tiandao, what picture did he experience that he didn't know?
But it's not right, in the entire Three Realms, the one who knows the Heavenly Dao Master the most is only a few people with him.
"Ding, the system is down, and it is being repaired with all its might, the green host is hi by itself, don't care about the system ......"
The prompt of the system stunned Luo Fan.
What's more, this dog system is still so coquettish, and it's just a flip operation!
However, the system went down because he mentioned his past life? Damn, what the hell was he in his previous life, why didn't he believe it so much.
To be honest, this kind of cheating is not something that ordinary people can bear, but the system is so willful that you are down, and you are completely free of yourself, looking like you can't repair well, it all depends on your mood, is it really good?
The corners of Luo Fan's mouth twitched, and he said to himself in his heart: "God, this broken system is too rubbish, and it is going to be scrapped again, it is better for me to play by myself, and I want him to have a bird!" ”
Very disgusted, a feeling of being dragged back by the system.
System: "......"
Don't pull him, he wants to teach the host to be a human being...... Just!
The system is aggrieved, and it is not daring to resist and continues to be repaired.
"The system thinks that the companion is like a companion, and his host is like this, but he really doesn't dare to say it, he can't even think about it."
If he dares to say that in his previous life, the host could only emerge from the body of a shell, and he wondered if he would be killed?
God's special shell Lang!
Luo Fan vomited blood, not to mention that in that era, there was no shell lang in the heavenly realm, even if there was, he was a human being, how could he crawl out of the shell lang's body!
Luo Fan promised that if the system stood in front of him now, he would teach him to be a man in minutes!
The system was also opened, regardless of Luo Fan, and was directly shocked into a deep sleep.
Luo Fan and the Buddha stared wide-eyed, none of their thoughts were on each other's faces, with expressions of not knowing what they were thinking, and the group of people who ate melons were stunned.
Rumble!
After a few cups of fairy tea, Luo Fan's momentum soared, and he jumped directly to the early stage of the tribulation period.
"Damn, this thing is sleeping again, it seems that it really can't be wanted!" Luo Fan muttered in his heart, he wanted to complain about the system very much, this thing was too unreliable, and he would fall asleep at every turn.
The point is, I didn't know to be sleeping with that terrible boss before, but this time it's good, it's a feeling of escape.
"The system is going crazy, can this still be fun, why didn't the previous routine work, and didn't even give people a chance to sleep, isn't it too domineering."
The emotions of the system appeared in Luo Fan's mind, Luo Fan smiled evilly, and sure enough, his ability to pit people has reached a certain height, and even the system is afraid of being pitted.
Luo Fan was even a little curious about how terrifying this ability was. Even a big guy like the system is afraid, isn't it too against the sky?
The system sensed Luo Fan's emotions, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out.
Big brother, host, can you be shameless anymore, what is it against the sky, you are not giving the sky a way to live!
Luo Fan was confused.
Why is he getting more and more confused, this series of performances of the system makes Luo Fan doubt his own speculation, and he doesn't even give him a way to live, the adjectives of this group of guys are simply too exaggerated.
Burst!
Luo Fan shuddered in the sea, and there was a feeling of turbulence, causing his face to be flushed and his blood rushed to the top.
There is no way, because the cheap goods of the system have long turned into a very virtual human form, and the key is that this human form is really spurting blood.
Moreover, this mouthful of blood, like a rocket launch, broke through the sea of knowledge and entered Luo Fan's head in a daze.
"Damn, it's so dangerous, if I look fragile again, I will definitely have a cerebral hemorrhage now."
Luo Fan exclaimed in his heart, and he was also taken aback.
No way, at that moment just now, he actually had a feeling that his head was about to explode.
Buddha: "......"
Bodhisattva: "......"
Melon-eating masses: "......"
What's going on here, why is this nervous big brother suddenly looking ashamed to explode, is he thinking about some restrictive picture......
The brain holes are also big enough, Luo Fan is speechless.
The system is nervous.,This host is getting more and more cheating.,It seems that you can't let him be idle.,Idle now I know that I'm going to pit him this system.,Don't let people have fun?
The system is also very helpless.,I was unwilling to be made into a system.,But I thought I could have a good time.,The host who lost his memory.,I didn't expect that it's only been a few months.,He's started to be played by the host again.,And let people not live?
"Ding, congratulations to the host, activate the special quest card...... Get a special mission, an invitation from the Emperor. ”
Luo Fan is full of question marks, what is the situation, why did the task card appear inexplicably, and, what is the invitation of the Emperor of Heaven, how to play?
"Mission time, one year, punishment for mission failure, the marriage witness of the emperor of the day, the reward for success in the mission, the main marriage of the emperor of the day."
Rovan: "? ”
What's that?
Punishment for failure, the witness of the emperor of the day?
Reward for success, the main wedding of the Emperor of the Day?
Damn, is this emperor going to get married?
What about the Queen Mother? Are they divorced?
Also, why is the witness a punishment and the officiant a reward?
"It's okay, it's okay. Anyway, it would have been very kind if I didn't let the best man of the emperor, otherwise I and the group of immortals might have fainted to death. ”
Luo Fan almost complained in his heart, and by the way, he complained about the system a hundred times.
Swish!
At this moment, a red light crossed the sky, and when it finally fell, it turned into a bird and walked towards the Buddha: "...... The Emperor's wedding invitation, a ......"
The bird is not really a bird, but a thought, so there is no politeness, and it is businesslike.
The Buddha and the Bodhisattva were very calm in the end, as if they had expected this scene for a long time.
"Where's my invitation?" Luo Fan's eyes sank, damn it, he is also the one who is going to officiate for marriage, and the task of activating is an invitation from the Emperor of Heaven, but he doesn't even have an invitation, isn't he cheating?
"Ding, the fear from the remnants of the Sparrow King, why is this here, doesn't he need to be reincarnated in the tenth life and reincarnate in his previous life again......"
The King of Sparrows? Reincarnation X? Returning to the previous life?
The more Luo Fan listened, the more surprised he became, what the hell is this?
Does he really want to be reborn in the tenth life of reincarnation?