Chapter 6 Don't Think Too Beautiful
After rectifying the head driver and saving more than a dozen yuan in taxi fares, Levi was in a good mood.
But soon he found himself happy a little early.
The woman was still drunk.
This place is nearly 200 meters walk from the rented tube building.
This is a normal person who can walk this way in three minutes.
However, because a certain woman weighing nearly 100 pounds needed someone to support her, this task was naturally handed over to the housekeeper Bowen...... He carried the woman on his back.
Downstairs.
Seeing that there were still five floors left to climb the corridor, Bowen put down the woman on his back and showed a collapsed expression:
"Your Majesty, the minister is really dying."
"This female insect is too heavy, and the power in the minister's body is running out."
"The minister asks His Majesty to do a favor, move the golden body a little, and carry this female insect up together, but it really can't be done, so I can only throw her here, wait for the minister to charge it, and then turn around and get her up."
Bowen had long wanted to throw the female bug on the side of the road, but he never thought that he would do such a boring thing.
Levi noticed that the power display bar in his eyes was indeed about to bottom out, and the woman Bowen was holding was the neighbor to the door after all, and she relied on her to get a taxi, so he brought it back, although it was a little troublesome, but it was all at this point, and it was not good to throw it away.
"Let me do the rest."
Levi reached out and took the woman, picked it up horizontally, and lifted it up easily in the posture of a princess...... As an emperor with countless perfect genes combined, he still has a handful of strength, but because he is a carbon-based creature, the upper limit of his strength is probably about the same as the top athletes on the planet.
Step up the steps and go up.
Looking at the woman in his arms, Rivi pouted: "Feel honored, you are the only low-level creature who enjoys my arms, this deed, you can tell your descendants in the future, and then pass on it for hundreds of years." ”
Soon to the fifth floor.
On the stairway platform.
Levi put the woman in his arms down, shook it vigorously to see if she could come to her senses, and with two steps left, he told her to go back to her own home.
However, a strong smell of alcohol came to his face, and then the woman grabbed him by the shoulder, retched twice, and suddenly vomited!
Spit on Levi's chest.
A large amount of white filth, stained on his blue waistcoat, a mixture of fishy, sour, and alcohol, penetrated into Rivi's nostrils, and it was simply disgusting.
"Ahh
Levi screamed, pushed her hand hard, and pushed the woman directly to the ground, slamming her head against the door, and the woman snorted, and then hunched over and vomited, all on her own gray woolen skirt, dyed a large patch of white flowers.
"Disgusting!"
Levi shook his hand and took two steps back, a little embarrassed.
"Bowen, I've handed over this female bug to you, I'm going to take a shower right away."
Taking the key to open the door of room 504 and quickly taking off his coat, Levi walked briskly towards the bathroom.
……
The next day.
Around 9 a.m.
Shu Yuhui rubbed her aching head and woke up leisurely.
"What is this place?"
I opened my eyes with some difficulty, and my vision gradually became clearer.
Seeing the surrounding environment clearly, and looking at what she was wearing, Shu Yuhui was shocked and angry.
To her surprise, she actually returned to her rented room, dressed neatly, and there was no pain in her lower body, and there was no sign of being violated, which made her breathe a sigh of relief.
Angry, she was thrown directly at the door, half lying on the cold floor, half lying on the carpet for changing shoes and sleeping all night, without considering whether she would catch a cold.
In addition, her skirt and clothes were full of vomit from last night and dirt from the ground, all over her body, after a night of evaporation, although most of it was dry, but the smell was incomparable, and she couldn't help pinching her nose.
Rushed into the bathroom, took off all the clothes, and took a big shower.
In his heart, he was scolding: "Who the hell is kind enough to send me home, why don't you help me change my clothes?" You still threw me at the door, did you want to kill me? ”
"Damn bastard!"
After taking a bath, Shu Yuhui put the clothes she had just changed into a large plastic basin, poured water and laundry detergent, soaked them for a while, and then moved a small stool, put on gloves, and rubbed her hands one by one.
Tired and sweaty.
Knock knock~
There was a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" Shu Yuhui muttered, got up and walked over.
……
The door clicked open.
There were two men standing at the door, one tall and one short, one thin and one fat, the tall and thin one with clear eyebrows and deep eyes, quite handsome; The short and fat thief's eyebrows and rat eyes were shining, and he looked a little obscene.
"May I ask who you are......"
Halfway through the question, Shu Yuhui got stuck, aren't these two neuropaths who live opposite?
Room 504 and Room 503 are separated by a wall, the sound insulation of this kind of house is very poor, Shu Yuhui often heard the voices of "I", "Your Majesty", "Minister" and so on from the opposite side, she was very scared at first, and even planned to change the house, after all, who wants to live next door to neurotic.
But after a long time, she slowly got used to it, and if her brain is not normal, it is not normal, as long as there is no violent tendency.
But the two neuropathies on the other side suddenly came to the door, which made Shu Yuhui feel a little apprehensive in her heart.
What do these two people want to do?
"You're finally awake."
Levi clasped his hands and said expressionlessly, "Last night, in order to get you back, I made me, uh, cough, but we suffered a lot of crimes. "In front of ordinary humans, in order not to attract too much attention, Levi generally refers to himself as 'I'.
"You sent me back?"
Shu Yuhui looked at Levi with a surprised expression: "You carried me home last night?" ”
"Don't get me wrong, it's my butler Bowen who carried you back, and you should thank him."
Levi shook his head and looked at Bowen.
“……?”
Shu Yuhui suddenly stammered, "It was this fat man who carried me back?" ”
She looked at Bowen's fat, oily face, and she was on the verge of gagging if she couldn't thank her.
"Is this your attitude towards your benefactor?"
Levi frowned: "If it weren't for my housekeeper Bowen, you were forced X by that taxi driver last night, why don't you say thank you?" ”
Shu Yuhui was a little annoyed by the vulgarity of the man's words in front of her, but some vague pictures that popped up in her mind let her know that someone had indeed helped her last night and let her out of the wolf's mouth.
"Thank you for helping me!"
Although not particularly reluctantly, she bowed to Bowen and thanked her.
"I accept your gratitude."
Bowen nodded, then handed the basin in his hand forward, put a few dirty clothes in it, and said: "Wash these clothes, they are full of what you vomited last night, and the young master asked me to wash them, but this is caused by you, and you should be responsible." ”
Looking at the clothes in the basin, Shu Yuhui was directly stunned.
Wash clothes.
Last night, the other party didn't care about her life or death, casually threw herself on the ground, and today put a pile of dirty clothes in front of her and asked her to be responsible for cleaning.
She feels like she's going crazy, these two men, do you know how to pity the jade? actually ignored her gender appearance and called herself like a maid cow and horse.
Do they have a little bit of gentlemanliness?
Her temper also came up, and she stalked her neck and said, "I don't wash!" Last night you threw me to the floor, didn't take off my shoes, didn't change my clothes, and didn't even want to help me on the bed in my room, which means that you didn't want to help me at all, and you didn't think about my life or death! You are so ruthless, why should I wash your clothes, you deserve to be vomited. ”
After saying that, she choked up aggrievedly, what happened last night made her more uncomfortable than being strong.
"How can I help you?"
Levi said coldly: "After sending you home, help you change your clothes, take a bath, carry you to the bed, feed you a glass of water, it's best to sit on the edge of the bed and wait for you until dawn, and when you wake up the next day, lift the quilt, find that the clothes on your body are gone, and see a strange man next to the bed, you scream hooligan, pick up your mobile phone and call the police." ”
"And the man who helped you vigorously defended and begged you not to call the police, and the two parties did not resolve the misunderstanding until you confirmed that you were not violated."
"Is this the only way we can help you?"
Levi remembered a bloody TV series clip he had watched, and he remembered it quite deeply, and scolded the male protagonist for being the lowest creature he had ever seen! In fact, there are so many operations that are needed there, and what misunderstanding will there be when you throw people to the ground and then leave them alone?
“……”
Shu Yuhui was stuck again, Sakura's lips opened, and she didn't know what to say.
"Woman, don't think too much about things, I... It doesn't matter if you don't want to wash my clothes, just throw them all away, but you have to lose money, adding up to a total of 3000, and I'll take the money to buy a new one. ”
Levi proposes an alternative solution.
Shu Yuhui gritted her teeth.
Three thousand.
That's almost half a month's salary!
She felt like she was really going to collapse, who were these two guys in front of her, were they men?
"Wash! I wash! ”
But she reached out and took the basin anyway, and big tears fell.
"Remember to wash it up." Bowen did not forget to remind.
"Bang!" The response was a heavy closing of the door.