Chapter 31: Crippled
"Go, go, go! It's okay to leave work early. Jiang Tianchen looked empathetic, because of Xiao Mu's presence, Jiang Tianchen didn't dare to do many things. Only after sending away Komaki can he do what he wants unscrupulously.
"Thank you, Young Master Jiang!" After Komaki finished speaking, he quickly disappeared into the house.
By the way, the plastic girl who was hovering at Jiang Tianchen's door was dragged downstairs and told her to get out.
Jiang Tianchen sat on the sofa and fiddled with the lipsticks that Xiao Mu had just bought, lined them up, then picked up his mobile phone and took a photo of these lipsticks.
In the end, it was sent to Chang'e in the form of red envelopes, and the moment it was sent to Chang'e, these lipsticks disappeared from the table.
[Wow! Brother Tianchen is so good! Sure enough, I was happily praised by Sister Chang'e.
[Sister, the old rules, you know! ] Jiang Tianchen's Guanghan Condensation was just used up.
That's why I send things to people in such a timely manner.
[Know, know! Sister won't lie to you, just keep it! There is a red envelope directly behind the words, and this red envelope is followed by a few photos.
These photos are all needed by Jiang Tianchen, and they are all in his pocket, waiting to be used slowly in the future.
[Thank you, sister, happy cooperation.] Jiang Tianchen typed in a line of words.
[Happy cooperation. After Chang'e finished speaking, she didn't continue, but sent a download link to the APP.
Jiang Tianchen frowned, and found that Chang'e had followed another message.
[Come and watch my sister's live broadcast~] After speaking, he also sent a small expression with a wink.
Jiang Tianchen only felt a surge of heat rushing into his brain, and he almost felt a feeling of being bored.
Immediately opened the download link and downloaded this APP.
Then I found out that this APP is also called Xianren Shooting.
So Nezha's immortal shooting website stole this name?
Jiang Tianchen thought with a tangled face, then clicked on the APP, and found that the top of the homepage was Chang'e's live broadcast room.
The popularity has been watched by tens of millions of people online at the same time!
Oh, my God!
Jiang Tianchen looked surprised, and then opened the live broadcast room.
As soon as I entered, I saw an antique screen background with a stunning beauty sitting in front of the screen, which has to be described as pleasing to the eye.
At first, Jiang Tianchen didn't understand what Chang'e was broadcasting in the live broadcast room, but he soon found out.
She's actually selling lipstick!
It's mine......
Those lipsticks were changed from herself, and for each lipstick, she would try the color on her lips.
Full-color lipsticks have some lipsticks with very ghost colors, and when you see them, you can't bear to look at them, let alone use them?
But Chang'e completely controlled it, not to mention, and used a different feeling.
"it...... This color is like the old demon of Montenegro! How did Sister Chang'e give a noble and glamorous feeling? Jiang Tianchen soon found that Chang'e was using a lipstick that was too dark, and it was uncomfortable to look at it, but Chang'e gave it a feeling of an old demon in the Black Mountain.
"The texture of this lipstick is very small, if you like it, you can click the link below to buy it with me!" Sure enough, beauty is the best sales, as soon as Chang'e's voice fell, hundreds of pieces of information rushed to buy directly from the buttons below.
Jiang Tianchen didn't know what this operation was at first, but he soon found out that the purchase of this lipstick was obtained by the one with the highest price!
And many of them are actually male immortals!
Oh, my God! Male gods buy women's lipstick?
Are even immortals so sissy these days?
When Jiang Tianchen was still struggling with why male immortals used female lipstick, the answer was revealed in the comment area below.
Fairy One: [Male compatriots need to force their faces!] What are you doing with these things! γ
Immortal One: [Fairy Chang'e used! Of course, take it back and treasure it! γ
Fairy 2: [Treasure a fart!] It's all guys with eyes above the top, who have the ability to treasure me! After that, he was followed by a photo like a flower.
The comment area is lively, and Chang'e is tired of recommending lipstick.
A series of lipsticks were snatched up in one fell swoop, and sixty percent of the people who bought them were male immortals.
Jiang Tianchen was stunned by this data.
And many of the things Chang'e got from these are not lacking in precious magic weapons, and Jiang Tianchen is a little greedy.
Nezha: [Sister Chang'e, do you want to resell these things to me? I'll help you? γ
Soon, Jiang Tianchen saw a familiar ID in the comment area.
This big guy is not his own master, who is Nezha?
Chang'e: [If you want to be beautiful, my sister will not hand it over to you even if she stinks in the Guanghan Palace. γ
After speaking, it was followed by a tsundere emoji.
Nezha: [...... Sister Chang'e's words hurt my feelings! I used to work so hard to help you. γ
Chang'e: [Help, as if you didn't get any benefits.] γ
Nezha: [Sister Chang'e, you are now looking for my apprentice to do something, do you say that my apprentice will listen to me under the order of the master? γ
Chang'e: [Do you think Xiao Tianchen is a virtue with you? γ
Nezha: [Ouch, hey! Xiao Tianchen, you call me an apprentice like that, does Wu Gang know? Does Hou Yi know? Do the majority of male immortals know? γ
Chang'e: [Little brat! I'm telling you not to sow discord! γ
Wu Gang: [Who is Xiao Tianchen? γ
Hou Yi: [Mother-in-law, I won't talk about you doing live broadcasts, but can you explain, who is Xiao Tianchen? ] γ
it! This is really a pro-master!
It's about playing to your own rhythm!
Jiang Tianchen was drenched in cold sweat, and raised his hand to wipe his sweat.
Chang'e: [Nezha's apprentice! A very well-behaved little boy. γ
Wu Gang: [Little boy! It's a man! γ
Hou Yi: [Wu Gang, what is your name!] Is that your wife? Shut up! γ
Wu Gang: [Beauty is everyone's. γ
Hou Yi: [Fart! γ
The screen area quickly became a mess, and it was still the kind that couldn't be persuaded no matter how much it was persuaded.
Chang'e had no choice but to close the live broadcast room in the end, and Jiang Tianchen also withdrew from the live broadcast room.
But I still feel like I'm chilling behind my back, good guy! Didn't it mean that Chang'e abandoned her husband and went to heaven to become an immortal?
Why did it take a long time to turn out that Hou Yi was also in the sky, and he was also Chang'e's rightful husband!
This one made Jiang Tianchen speechless.
[Little brother, don't be afraid, we can't go to the mortal world as immortals, you don't have to be afraid that Wu Gang and Hou Yi will make things difficult for you. γ
Soon Jiang Tianchen received a message, which was sent by Chang'e.
[You mean they will come and kill me if they can come down?] Oh my God, I suddenly feel that it is dangerous to be friends with Chang'e!
γForehead...... It's not that exaggerated, to die is to be disabled. γ