Chapter 10 Eri, Lush
Just when Mao Sheng thought that he was going to be unlucky, Li Dongmei just smiled at him, then crossed her hands and put them in front of her lower abdomen, slowly walked in front of the first row of girls, and began to talk about the class: "In the last lesson, we first talked about the overview of the age characteristics of preschool children's mental development, and in this lesson, we will continue to learn another very important chapter, the development ...... of preschool children's attention. “
Mao Sheng watched Li Dongmei start the lecture, as if relieved, collapsed on the seat, exhaled, and muttered to Zhang Jie in a low voice: "Oh, Mom! Li Dongmei's eyes just now were too terrifying, oops, I can't stand it, I really can't stand it! “
Zhang Jie ignored him at all, with a serious, obedient student's appearance, his back straightened, and he looked ahead seriously, but the corner of his eye was lush, signaling something to him.
"Zhang Jie!"
Just as Mao Sheng was trying to guess what Zhang Jie meant, there was an explosion in the air.
"Here!"
Zhang Jie's face was full of bitterness, trying his best to make his expression full of grievances and confusion, and slowly stood up from his seat, and at the same time threw a "murderous" look to Mao Sheng next to him: This is a fire at the city gate, which affected the pond fish!
Zhang Jie knows Li Dongmei's temper most thoroughly, and has long known that Li Dongmei just pretended to let a few of them go, and his previous behavior was completely to let a few people relax their vigilance, and after grabbing the "pigtails" of several of them, he could "do" them together. So Zhang Jie kept signaling to Maosheng again, but this guy didn't get his own point at all, and he was really angry with me, now the city gate is fine, and the pond fish suffered first.
Maosheng also found that something was wrong, threw Zhang Jie a "sorry" look, and hurriedly sat upright in his seat, opened the pen and began to remember the key knowledge on the PPT, that serious look, it doesn't look like a person!
"Zhang Jie, in the last class, we learned an overview of the age characteristics of preschool children's mental development, I see that you were so serious just now, much better behaved than our classmates, then in this class, you will tell you about Piaget's theory of cognitive development stages!"
When Maosheng pretended to take notes, Li Dongmei spoke, and when Maosheng heard his name, his body couldn't help but tremble twice.
Zhang Jie silently breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the first half of this question, and said secretly in his heart: Fortunately, I took a good look at it just now and can give a rough idea.
"Uh......, hello Teacher Dongmei, the preschool children we learned in the last class... Age of Mental Development... An overview of the features, mainly talking about...... The characteristics of children's mental development at different ages are mainly in the following three aspects, which are 0-1 years old, 1-3 years old and ....... “
Zhang Jie finally repeated the first half of Li Dongmei's question, only to suddenly find that something was not quite right, and asked weakly: "Teacher Dongmei, you..., are you asking the wrong question, we didn't seem to learn Jie Yapi in the last class... Stages of cognitive development... Paragraph theory. “
"Poof......" The female classmates in the class couldn't help laughing: Piaget, this guy said that he was Jayapi! It's really a bit skinny. But they know that this is because the dormitory brothers are used to it, and they say it smoothly, not a slip of the tongue!
"Yes! This theory was previously learned in general psychology, but I just wanted to ask you, and Xiao Jiejie, is Piaget or not Jayapi. Li Dongmei looked at Zhang Jie with a smile, took the textbook in her hand, and slowly walked towards the position of several people, her face began to turn a little dark.
"Huh!" Zhang Jie scratched the back of his head, laughed awkwardly, and stood silently.
"Maosheng, I don't think Zhang Jie will have this problem, I just saw that you are so serious about taking notes, much better than him, or you can help him!" Li Dongmei turned her eyes and stared at Maosheng, her tone began to become a little cold, this teacher usually likes to brush up on a few brothers to make the girls in the class happy, but it is obvious that his ability to make laughter is not very good, and the effect is limited.
"Haha, teacher, I can't help him, I won't ...... this question" Mao Sheng raised his little hand to his ear and waved it gently, indicating that he couldn't do it.
For his words, Zhang Jie couldn't help but glance at him, this "city gate" saw that the "pond fish" had suffered, and they didn't advance and retreat together, it was too real!
"Huh!?" Li Dongmei didn't speak, just let out a questioning snort, but made the safe brothers next to her tremble, only Xie Bin slept sweetly, and now it seems that it may be better for him not to come to class.
"Teacher Dongmei, Teacher Dongmei, I was wrong, I threw Xiang, I Xiang! But I really won't! Mao Sheng hurriedly stood up slowly from his seat, and kept his little hands on his ears and made two "throwing" postures.
"Hehehehehehehe"
His actions just now are very similar to a classic expression in the "emoji" that everyone commonly uses, a funny panda with a human face, holding a hand to his ear, and a lump of "poop" on the palm, thanks to the three words "I pitch" on the picture, the irony of this picture is self-evident, the lush behavior just now is exactly the same as the one on the emoji, and the girls in the class who understand the "stalk" can't help but laugh.
The corners of Li Dongmei's mouth hooked up a mysterious smile, but Zhang Jie couldn't help but complain in his heart: Fortunately, Lao Mei was still kept in the dark and didn't know about the emoji, otherwise they would really be finished today!
Seeing that Dongmei's gaze moved to Xie Bin, Zhang Jie couldn't help but make a gesture of covering his face, not wanting to see the next tragic situation, only Liu Yiqiu looked like he had nothing to do with himself on the side.
"Brother Bin, get up, don't sleep!"
"Lush, Erikson said I had problems in my early adulthood, and now I feel lonely, let me sleep well!"
"Brother Bin, you pig, don't sleep!"
The voice became clearer and clearer, and then Xie Bin felt that someone was pushing him, and he couldn't help but elbow and turn that hand: "Don't make trouble, I'm lonely now, I don't have a girlfriend to comfort me, I have to sleep for a while!" ”
Then I heard a loud laugh.
Xie Bin was awakened by laughter, Huo Ran sat up, looked around blankly, and subconsciously said, "Where is this?" ”
Immediately, I saw a "preschool child psychology textbook", and then I saw the face of a dark middle-aged woman with the hand holding the "textbook", which seemed to be a little familiar.
Although Xie Bin's mind is still a little dizzy, of course he recognizes this person, isn't this his preschool child psychology lecturer Li Dongmei? Immediately, he secretly said in his heart: It's over.
"It seems that our brother Bin hasn't woken up yet...... Li Dongmei's eyes were like arrows, staring at Xie Bin coldly, and said seemingly unconcernedly, "Just now, I heard that you were still talking about Erickson when you fell asleep, not bad...... Then the teacher also wants to know about Erickson, why don't you tell the teacher about the famous quotes that Erickson said? “
This is obviously difficult, but unfortunately Xie Bin, who is still a little dizzy, ignores this stubble at all!
"Thank you, Bin!!" Li Dongmei gritted her back molars and almost shouted out Xie Bin's name, at this time Li Dongmei's heart was already galloping, and her students dared to ignore her.
"Huh?" Xie Bin, who hadn't yet figured out what was going on, let out a questioning snort.
Mao Sheng next to him touched his elbow again and whispered: "Brother Bin, Teacher Dongmei is angry, hurry up and answer the question, otherwise we will not die well today!" ”
"What questions to answer?"
Mao Sheng turned his face helplessly, and then said, "Let you say Erickson's words......"
"Huh? Let me say I love you, let me say I love you luxuriantly?" Xie Bin was stunned for a moment, only felt a chill, and hurriedly waved his hand at Li Dongmei, and said aggrievedly: "Teacher, I'm straight, this kind of thing, please forgive me, I really can't say it!" “
When Xie Bin blurted out this, the whole class burst into laughter again, some slapped the table, and some hugged their stomachs.
However, Li Dongmei's face became darker and brighter, and the applied psychology book in her hand had begun to tremble.
"Okay, good, Teacher Dongmei, I said... I say! Xie Bin shrugged his shoulders helplessly, crying and mourning, hated Li Dongmei a little more in his heart, and said hesitantly: "Love... You, lush! “
"Xie Bin, you get out of ...... for me!" In the midst of a burst of laughter, Li Dongmei let out a lion roar, and the entire teaching building began to tremble.
"Teacher's life!"