Chapter 400: Don't Squash the Fruit
Tang Jiaren brewed her emotions for a long time, but she couldn't cry.
She looked at the sky of war and blamed, "I blame you for disturbing my crying mood." ”
Zhan Cangqiong pushed Tang Jiaren's hand away, turned around, went ashore, turned his back to the beauty, and began to get dressed.
Tang Jiaren didn't understand why Zhan Cangqiong's face suddenly changed, but he was very happy that his hands were freed. She hurriedly washed her hands carefully with water, then avoided the battle sky, climbed ashore, and wrung the water on her body. The ear listened to the movement behind him, and felt that there was nothing abnormal, so he quietly turned around and walked away into the distance.
Just after walking a few steps, I heard Zhan Cang say: "Mother, why are you going?" ”
Tang Jiaren stood still, looked sideways at the battle sky, and said with a smile: "Mother go pick up some dry firewood and dry the clothes on your body." ”
Zhan Cang said: "I'll go." With that, he strode towards the woods.
Tang Jiaren watched the battle firmament disappear, and also walked into the forest quickly, but the direction she went was different from the battle firmament.
However, before she could take a few steps, she heard the voice of Zhan Cangqiong sound again, and asked, "Mother, why are you going?" ”
Tang Jiaren blinked, turned her head with a smile, and said, "Mother also went to find some firewood, I can't let you do all the work alone." Mother will be distressed. ”
Zhan Cang said: "No. I'm not tired. "Raise your battle axe and slash down at a dead tree.
The big tree with the thickness of the waist fell in response to the sound.
Zhan Cangqiong grabbed the beauty's hand, picked up the trunk of the tree with one arm, and said, "Mother, I'm back." ”
Tang Jiaren resisted the urge to go crazy, lowered her eyebrows, and returned to the stream with Zhan Cang.
The battle sky picked up the battle spirit axe, and very neatly chopped the entire tree into firewood.
Xu washed off the venom on his body, Xu was the reason for sweating, or it was also due to the defeat of the beauty, and the miserable face of the battle firmament was a little better. At least, the colors don't look so intimidating.
Tang Jiaren was once again sure that it was time for him to retire. She clutched her stomach and said, "Oh, I want to relieve myself...... With a puff of smoke, he ran into the woods again.
This time, she looked left and right to make sure that the battle firmament was not coming, and then she quickened her pace and walked into the depths.
I didn't want to, I didn't go far, but I heard the voice of the battle sky, and said, "Mother, it's not safe to go in any further." ”
Tang Jiaren's face instantly showed a hideous color, and she really wanted to bite to death the shadow-like battle sky! However, after she turned around, she still squeezed out a miserable smile and said, "Mother knows." ”
Zhan Cangqiong said: "Mother, you can relieve yourself, I will guard it for you." ”
Tang Jiaren turned to the back of the tree and warned: "Don't peek!" ”
Zhan Cangqiong turned away unnaturally and didn't say anything.
Tang Jiaren relaxed herself and began to relieve herself.
Zhan Cangqiong suddenly said: "Mother! ”
Tang Jiaren was startled, immediately retracted, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Zhan Cangqiong said: "Can you leave me some antidote?" ”
The corners of Tang Jiaren's eyebrows jumped, and he said, "It can be can, but there is nothing to contain an antidote." ”
Zhan Cang said: "Mother, you wait." "Anyway, there is no trace of running away.
Tang Jiaren said secretly: Wait for your mother's legs!
She immediately lifted her pants and ran away.
If she stayed with Zhan Tian any longer, she would definitely become nervous. She drove the war firmament crazy, and the battle firmament was going to make her crazy too, so she could give up.
It's a pity that the battle sky is like a shadow stuck to her, no matter where she runs, he will catch up and say: "Mother, where are you going?" ”
Tang Jiaren instantly jumped like thunder, turned around suddenly, and roared: "Where am I going to explain to you?!" You don't care where I go! With that, he turned around in a huff and continued walking.
Zhan Tianqiong was silent, but followed behind Tang Jiaren.
Tang Jiaren felt hopeless. She wanted to get rid of the war sky, but he kept following her, what is this?! She stood still, pointed to the battle sky and said, "Don't follow me anymore, I'm not your mother!" Pointing to his face, "See, I'm young, I can't give birth to a son as big as you!" "The lies about the mother and son are very false, but some people believe them, there is really no way. Now that it has been punctured, she is also relieved. I haven't been with Zhan Cangqiong for a long time, but I don't think he's so bad. At least, not to beat her up after knowing the truth.
The beauty was right, Zhan Cangqiong did not beat her violently, but hugged her directly from behind, sandwiched her under her armpit and walked back.
Tang Jiaren was blindfolded, drooped her limbs, and asked weakly, "What is this for?" ”
Zhan Cangqiong replied: "Go back." ”
Tang Jiaren was like a loach, twisted around, broke free from the arms of the battle firmament, and roared: "I said it, I'm not your mother!" ”
Zhan Cangqiong slapped the trunk of the tree behind Tang Jiaren, trapping it between the tree and his chest, and looked down into her eyes.
Tang Jiaren felt the anger of the battle sky very clearly. She snorted and asked, "What the hell...... Do? ”
Zhan Cang said quietly: "Mother, you are very fragrant." ”
Tang Jiaren shook a little, and forced a calm smile: "Thank you for the compliment." ”
Zhan Cangqiong approached the beautiful woman and sniffed.
Tang Jiaren felt like a particularly sweet melon, attracting the battle sky all the time. He wanted to eat her, he really wanted to eat her.
Tang Jiaren once said to Tang Buxiu that if you love someone, you have to eat each other in your stomach. At that moment, she thought that this was the highest praise of love, but when she was stared at like food by the battle sky, the idea that she had once was immediately rejected by her. She didn't want to throw herself in a cauldron and sprinkle some condiments for the battle sky to enjoy.
As the battle sky approached, the beauty felt more and more creepy.
She said, "You...... Don't get so close, smell it, don't bite. I'm afraid it hurts. ”
These words, somehow pleased the battle firmament, made him let out a chuckle in her ear. The warm air fell on her ears, itching slightly, stirring up a layer of goosebumps.
Tang Jiaren felt that Zhan Cangqiong opened his mouth and took her earlobe. The hard teeth, slowly snapping together, left a slight pain on her ears.
The horror in Tang Jia's heart was instantly magnified countless times! She suddenly stretched out her knees and gave her a hard blow to the most vulnerable place of the battle firmament, and in the muffled snort of the battle firmament, she ran away.
This time, it's time to put what she's learned over the years to the test!
As soon as Tang Jiaren remembered that she used to be able to lie down and never sit down, her legs were weak. She could only close her eyes and imagine that there was roast duck in front of her, sugar cakes in front of her, and ...... in front of her Battle the sky.
What are you doing with such a ghost?!!!
Seeing that Zhan Cangqiong's eyes were not good, the sadness in Tang Jia's heart slowly spread, and he only felt that his nose was sore, and he actually cried.
Although she caused him to have some problems in his brain, she released him from the boning prison with her own hands. Such a great kindness, he should remember it in his heart, how can he torture his benefactor so much?! This is not right.
When the tears rushed out of her eyes, Tang Jiaren's sad heart suddenly turned from sadness to joy. She hooked her fingers at the sky and beckoned, "Come on, come here, I'm crying!" ”
Zhan Cangqiong immediately ran over, hugged the beauty is bar, and licked her tears into his mouth.
Tang Jiaren pushed Zhan Cang's chest with his hand, and continued to brew emotions, but he ...... Nope.
Looking at Zhan Cang's eyes full of longing, Tang Jiaren said apologetically: "I'm not very good at crying. These tears seem to be gone again. patted Zhan Cang's chest and soothed, "Don't worry, when I think of the sad place, I will naturally cry and the sky will fall apart." ”
The corners of Zhan Cang's eyebrows jumped, and he said, "Mother, I don't want you to cry." ”
Tang Jiaren asked, "Why?" ”
Zhan Cangqiong replied: "My mother is happy, I am happy." The mother cried, and the son was sad. ”
Tang Jiaren was moved. How nice it would be if this was her son. is so filial that she can't bear to cry.
Zhan Cangqiong turned around, squatted down, and said, "Mother, come up, I'll carry you back." ”
Tang Jiaren sighed lightly and climbed onto the back of the battle firmament.
Zhan Cang said: "Mother, be careful, don't flatten the fruit." ”
Tang Jiaren's flood of emotion instantly turned into a green-faced and fanged ghost. As soon as she raised her hand, she patted the back of the head on the firmament, and reprimanded: "Don't worry about the fruit, otherwise I don't want you!" ”
The battle sky was silent.
Tang Jiaren found that Zhan Cangqiong was particularly stubborn, and once something was remembered by him, he would be entangled endlessly. She began to worry about her future.
Back at the lake, Zhan Cang put down Tang Jiaren, neatly found two white stones, collided and sparked, ignited the dead grass, and then used the dead grass to ignite the branches and trunks.
Turning around, he dragged the crocodile out, raised the Soul Axe, disemboweled, cleaned it up, and threw it into the fire, so that its back was against the fire with its feet facing the sky.
Tang Jiaren said with disgust: "This doesn't work, it's easy to bake." You've got to put it on and roll it around. Preferably, make a bracket that can hold up a stick that passes through the crocodile and make it easy to roll. The beautiful woman said as she compared, trying to make Zhan Cangqiong understand what she meant.
Without saying a word, Zhan Cangqiong walked to the forest with his axe, and after a while, he dragged back with a new branch.
He nailed two branches into each side of the fire, then used the spirit axe to chop open each of the crocodile's limbs, pierced the sharp wooden branches the thickness of his thumb through the limbs into the flesh, and finally used a third thicker branch to pass the whole crocodile from top to bottom, and set it on the fire to roast.
Tang Jiaren smiled happily and praised: "Not bad, yes, the children can be taught." By the way, what about the snake? You stripped the snakeskin, and put on the roast. ”
Zhan Cangqiong did as he said, and after skinning the snake and wearing a stick, he sat next to the beautiful woman and roasted the clothes on his body.
The beautiful woman took the snake meat from the hands of the war firmament and roasted it herself.
The sky is getting dark, and the crocodile meat also gives off an enticing aroma.
Tang Jiaren sniffed the fragrance deeply, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said, "If there is salt, it will be perfect." ”
Zhan Cangqiong stood up and left.
Tang Jiaren waited with hope for the triumphant return of the battle sky.