052 A Million Ways to Die in the West

The wind was blowing and the sand was flying.

It is an American western village dating back to 1882.

Cheng Lu stood in the center of the square, holding her round beer belly, looking at the flying dust, which reminded her of a familiar melody.

Beijing welcomes you and breaks new ground for you......

Beijing welcomes you, share your breath in the sun, and refresh your achievements in the yellow earth......

"Phew!"

Spit out a mouthful of sand, Cheng Lu is not satisfied with his current image, but he is a sheriff with a certain privileged status, and he has a shell gun pinned to his waist.

Perhaps this sergeant still has a few artillery riders, preferably the obedient kind.

Thinking of this, Cheng Lu smiled contentedly.

For an experienced summoner, vision work is particularly important, not to mention that Cheng Lu appeared relatively late, and if he didn't have vision, he was likely to be secretly attacked by the enemy who suddenly appeared.

At that moment, she opened the canyon map and found that the reconnaissance guards had been arranged with the village as the center, and she praised Cheng Feng and Fang Jue in her heart.

Then, Cheng Lu checked his lane task.

The story is about a cowardly farmer who was robbed of his girlfriend, and the farmer faced a love rival who did all kinds of evil, and this villain has first-class marksmanship, how to defeat the love rival and save his girlfriend's heart, which has become the biggest problem in the farmer's life.

"What blood!" Cheng Lu said disdainfully, she can guess the ending of this kind of plot, which is nothing more than the farmer's shame and courage, and finally defeat the rival in love and win back the heart of the beauty.

【Main Quest】Help Stark become a brave cowboy, that is, complete the mission.

Reward: Life Card + 2000/day

How is it such a task?

Cheng Lu hates the cultivation task the most, you have to train a coward into a hero, and you can't let him die, not to mention that the pace of the plot is quite slow, in this process, the enemy jungler will teleport over at any time to support.

However, the good news is that the enemy summoner is not in the village, judging by the coverage of the scout guards on the map, which also leaves time for the bottom lane trio to develop.

【Side Quest】Kill 'Enemy Summoner Cretsy and Horse Boy' to complete the mission.

Reward: Movie Dungeon (Random Theme)

Cheng Lu likes this side quest, is there anything more enjoyable than directly killing the opponent's summoner?

"Bell ......"

At this moment, suddenly there was an earth-shattering gong sound from the street in front of him, which startled Cheng Lu, and then he saw the surrounding townspeople speeding up and running forward.

What happened?

Cheng Lu also heard a few people talking while walking, "Let's go, the coward Stark is going to duel John." ”

"He's the most timid person in the village, did he take the wrong medicine?"

"John is a well-known sharpshooter in our village, and I bet John will blow Stark in the head with one shot!"

"I bet Stark won't dare to come!"

……

Cheng Lu listened to it, isn't this Stark the protagonist of the mission?

Her curiosity was aroused, so she also walked forward with the flow of people, only to see that the flow of people around her had gathered, and dozens of people had gathered around her.

There's a cowboy waiting impatiently, and it's probably John, the sharpshooter.

Immediately after, in the midst of all the attention, the protagonist Stark appeared.

He trotted all the way, and fell a big heel halfway, which made Cheng Lu mourn more than die.

The cowboy of the West is a short-lived historical phenomenon, originally composed of farm boys from the Midwest of the United States, adventure-seeking Britons, young men in the East who wanted independence from their parents, former defective soldiers, a handful of blacks who were slaves, some Indians, and Mexicans from the border.

In American history, they were the pioneers of the development of the West, so they were called "heroes on horseback" by the Americans, and during this period, anything could be solved by a duel with a gun.

"Draw your gun!" John said majestically.

Cheng Lu was still a little worried, the protagonist would not be shot to death as soon as he appeared, but her worries were completely unnecessary.

This Spike is not only a coward, but also very good at talking nonsense, Cheng Lu listened to him recite the 'socialist core values' for half an hour.

To love each other, to be harmonious, anyway, just don't pull out a gun.

For a moment, a familiar melody seemed to sound in Cheng Lu's ears again.

Beijing welcomes you, like music moving you, most of the world are friends, please don't be polite......

But why did the two duel?

Cheng Lu also heard it, it turned out that it was Stark's sheep who ate John's potatoes......

It's such a big deal, and you have to fight a duel?

In the end, John said, "It's okay if you don't want to duel, lose money!" ”

And just like that, Stark confessed.

Before John could do so, he humiliated him and deliberately fired a shot, causing Spike to lie on the ground and play dead.

Amid a burst of laughter and boos, the crowd gradually dispersed.

"You're not dead, are you?" Cheng Lu walked over and kicked Spike.

"Hello Sheriff, I really appreciate you intervening in this matter and stopping this damn dispute from going forward, great!" Spike happily says that he thought Cheng Lu had saved his life, but in fact John didn't bother to kill him as a coward like him.

Cheng Lu said, "I'm not here to mediate, I think a man should fight for himself, you have to live with some dignity!" ”

"Oh my God, you're a sheriff, how can you instigate the people of the village to go to a duel?" Spike said incredulously.

Cheng Lu really hoped that this protagonist could have Xue Yan's backbone, so he sighed, "You are so cowardly, sooner or later your woman will have to run away with someone!" ”

"It's not something you should worry about, goodbye, sheriff!" Stark said, patting the dirt off his ass and leaving.

At this time, Fang Jue and Cheng Feng also came over, and the two were also disappointed in Stark's performance.

"The mud can't help the strong!" Fang Jue said that the character he crossed was a prostitute boss who walked with turbulent waves.

"Didn't the synopsis say it? His beloved girl will definitely be snatched away, I don't believe that at that time, he will still be so virtuous! Cheng Feng said that the character he crossed was a cobbler who wore a gentleman's hat.

Cheng Lu said, "The plot is too slow, we have to speed up the pace and let his fiancée leave him as soon as possible, so that he can be ashamed and brave!" ”

Cheng Feng suddenly asked, "Sister, why are you here so late?" A full day later than us! ”

Speaking of this, Cheng Lu's face became ugly again, "It's not because I was angry with Xue Yan's kid that I was angry!" ”

Cheng Feng frowned and said, "What did you all say?" ”

Cheng Lu thought about it, it seems that Xue Yan is not ashamed to say that he wants to kill the enemy jungler?

So what did I say?

"If you're really so capable, I'll be your babysitter, yes, I said, what's wrong? Don't talk about being a nanny, I'll marry you poor dick, okay......"

Cheng Lu didn't dare to think about it anymore, an expression of infinite distress flashed on her face, and she couldn't help but regret it, look at what I said?

If that poor boy really gets up, how can I step down then?

But Cheng Lu smiled confidently again, he is not a god, how can he beat Wubai?

Yes, when he hands over a blood and dies, see how I count him down.

As long as she thought about Xue Yan's depressed appearance, Cheng Lu felt that her eyebrows were raised, and her heart was extremely comfortable.

Spike's fiancée is a blonde girl named Louise, who looks like a green tea who hates poverty and loves wealth.

After Cheng Lu and the others find Louise, they start to speak ill of Spike to her.

For example, playing cards with an old lady to steal the king, playing glass balls with children, never washing hands when going to the toilet, having no sense of responsibility, real villains and fake eunuchs, etc......

In order to let Louise leave this coward as soon as possible, Cheng Lu and the three of them said anything disgusting, and buried the protagonist hard.

But what the three of them didn't expect was that when it came to saying bad things about the protagonist, this girl was happier than anyone else, and she said that her fiancé was not as good as a dog, and the more she talked, the more aggrieved she became.

After nightfall, Cheng Lu and the three of them came to the bar and saw the protagonist sitting alone at the door drinking alcohol, which was really desolate.

If it is accompanied by the erhu music "Erquan Reflecting the Moon" at this time, it is estimated that it can move a large audience, which is too miserable.

In order to let the protagonist come out of the shadow of broken love as soon as possible, Cheng Lu and the three invited the protagonist to drink together to further cultivate his determination to become stronger.

In the tavern, the blues are light and melodious, and the guests are happy to drink and talk, so it is not lively.

"What are you going to do now?" Cheng Feng asked gloatingly.

Spike covers his face in pain and says, "I don't know, maybe kill myself!" ”

Cheng Lu persuaded him, "Spike, although you are like a lost dog now, you have to cheer up, only when you become strong and brave can you keep the good things!" ”

"Don't comfort me, there was nothing beautiful on the American frontier in 1882!"

Spike disagreed, "Let me tell you, we are living in a terrible place and era, the American West is a disgusting, bad, dirty, dangerous place, I don't believe you look around, everything around you wants to kill you except yourself......"

Fang Jue drank a little too much beer, so he said hello to Cheng Lu and got up to find the toilet.

The protagonist is like an angry young man, and after a few beers, he begins to babble and complain, "Here, outlaws, angry drunks, despised prostitutes, hungry animals, infectious diseases, Indians, weather...... You could even be killed if you squatted in a pit! ”

Cheng Lu was puzzled, "Wait, why do you die if you go to the pit?" ”

The protagonist takes the plunge and says, "I risk my life, every time I go to the toilet in the pit outside, fuck, the grass is full of rattlesnakes, even if I don't die, do you know about the Black Death?" Even if I hadn't died of the Black Death, maybe I'd have been killed by the priest......"

Speaking of excitement, the protagonist pulls the two to the back of the tavern, points to a corpse not far away and says, "See? That's our mayor, he lay there for three days, no one knew about his death, no one cared, he didn't even find someone to replace him as mayor, and no one touched him! ”

As soon as the words fell, several wild wolves dragged the mayor's body away.

【First Blood】

The copy suddenly gave this prompt, and Cheng Lu's sister and brother looked at each other, who was so shameful to hand over a blood?

[Rattlesnake killed summoner 'Fang Jue']

Cheng Lu didn't have time to think about it, when they ran to the toilet, they saw Fang Jue lying on the ground, covered with highly poisonous rattlesnakes, unable to save even purification and barriers.

This is one of the ways to die in a million in the West!

Is it absurd?

Is it?

No!

The Cheng Lu siblings have realized that the protagonist is not talking nonsense, and in fact, the dark period in the western United States is far more dangerous than they imagined.