Intermediate writing skills aren't really for fun.

If Fang Hao wants to aspire to write, relying only on this intermediate writing skill, at least he can join the Provincial Writers Association, and the National Writers Association is also possible.

He didn't know what to write in his head.

But sitting in front of the computer, I feel that my head is full of stories, and my thoughts are springing up.

An hour later, the 8,000-word short story was written in one go.

The story is based on Wheat's "My Mom Called Me Married".

The front was fine, but in the back, Fang Hao's thoughts couldn't be contained.

The content of the final story is a story about the "friendship" between people of the same sex, which is probably similar to Brokeback Mountain.

Anyway, Fang Hao is very cool to write.

After going through it carefully, I was mainly worried that there was something too large in it, and it would not be good to be 404.

However, it didn't.

It's a really strange skill to talk about.

The whole article reads like it's salty and wet, but there isn't a single forbidden word.

It's like serious nonsense.

Fang Hao will name it "Wheat Wind and Moon Boundless", then save it in picture format and upload it to the Internet.

And @ wheat: It's written, you see.

Fang Hao's fans were stunned.

"Big guy 666, write it directly!"

"Sure enough, it's a cultural person, awesome (broken sound)!"

"I'll read it first!"

Du Jiali is the marketing specialist of A+ Records, she is very fat, her face is covered with pimples, how to describe her appearance.

All I can say is...... It might look good when you lose weight.

After being hit by men, she found that she began to like women.

At this time, she saw the short story "Wheat Wind and Moon Boundless" on the Internet.

After reading it, I was shocked.

He even clamped his legs excitedly.

Do you say it's yellow?

It's not yellow.

How to say it, this article specifically seems to be, the benevolent will see the benevolent.

From different angles, different contents can be seen.

This may be a bit of a hypocrisy, but let's take a look at some of the words used in it.

Words like "love over time" and "day after day", Fang Hao doesn't bother to use them at all, he uses them very high-end, is it good.

For example, "time is like an arrow".

Another example is "it is better to choose a day than to hit the day".

After reading it, Du Jiali looked at the wheat with the wrong eyes, thinking that this was also a fellow practitioner.

So she insinuated wildly about wheat.

Mai was stunned.

She had an event in the evening, and when she participated in the event, she found that many people looked at her wrongly.

Someone else asked her directly: "Are you the wheat on Weibo?" ”

Wheat is a little confused, what do you mean? He nodded blankly.

The man said, "Great, I like you so much, let's take a picture!" ”

End the event in a daze.

The first thing Mai did when he went back was to read Weibo.

Then I saw Fang Hao's "Wheat Wind and Moon Boundless".

After reading it, she wondered, isn't this a normal article? Although the protagonist seems to be her.

What's so strange?

It wasn't until she saw a comment that "After watching "Wheat Wind and Moon Boundless", I can no longer look directly at these idioms".

Then, she was all Spartan.

"Many people may not understand some idioms in "Boundless Wind and Moon", so I'll try to explain it.

For example: it is difficult to know the difficulties, it is difficult to make it more difficult, it is difficult to solve, it is easy to know and it is difficult to do, and it is difficult to give in in the face of difficulties.

Let's replace 'difficult' with 'male', and then feel the charm of the text.

By the way, the fourth 'knowledge' has to be replaced with 'hemorrhoids'. ”

"Damn, landlord, you have opened the door to a new world for me!"

"It's over, I can't look at these idioms anymore!"

"Oh my God, return my mouth to the lotus!"

"I'm still boasting about the ancient way of hot intestines today!"

Wheat's face blushed.

She took a closer look, and sure enough, it was unbearable.

In particular, there is a paragraph that describes her.

said that she was "born in a fairy cave, and the infinite scenery is at the dangerous peak".

It's shameful to think about it.

No wonder so many people look at her with strange eyes today.

Mai directly called the agent's phone number and asked, "Have you read the article on Weibo?" ”

"Look!"

Wheat said, "Can you sue him?" ”

"It's hard! Because he didn't say that the wheat in the article is you! You can't sue with the right to reputation! The broker said.

Wheat asked, "Isn't it forbidden to be so yellow?" ”

"Actually...... It depends on how to interpret it! I actually consulted with several lawyers and experts here, and they all said that literally, it is not yellow! The broker said.

Wheat is completely mad.

At noon the next day, the second video of "Mao Mei Huaxia Said" was released.

The title is "What do the Russian people think when Russian folk songs are plagiarized?" ”

To come up is to visit a bunch of passers-by.

Fang Hao was happy when he saw it, these passers-by were all staff members of Oranienburg.

Three minutes later, Polina arrived at the St. Petersburg Red Song and Dance Troupe, and she asked the chief of the song and dance troupe: "We saw that this singer said that he had your permission, is it true?" ”

The chief shook his head: "No one from Huaxia has ever asked us for authorization, we don't know!" ”

This hot spot rubs it, and it's pretty good.

Moreover, the Chinese people have always had the idea of a great power.

All of a sudden, I felt that wheat was particularly humiliating.

"It's amazing, it's a shame to be thrown into Russia!"

"Wheat, come out and apologize!"

Wheat suddenly became infamous.

A+ records are also a headache, how did this come one by one?

And this is with a stone hammer.

Come on, I can only apologize.

So a letter of apology was sent.

Then Wheat closed Weibo for comments.

That night, the hot spots on the Internet changed.

Even the news on national television is being broadcast live.

It is said that a stone wall with an inscription of the great poet Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty was excavated.

There may be poems on it that Li Bai did not come out of.

Li Bai's popularity in Huaxia is definitely high.

So for the time being, no one cares about wheat.

While watching the live broadcast of the excavation on national television, Mai breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the memory of fans is only a few days, and when the heat passes, the master song will be sung and the money will be earned.

"Expert Zhang, how likely is it to dig out Li Bai's new poems this time?" At the excavation site, the reporter was asking.

Expert Zhang said: "We all know that Li Bai likes to travel and is an ancient traveler!" And he likes to leave his poems everywhere! So I estimate that there is a great possibility of excavating Li Bai's new poems this time! ”

The screen turns.

A stone wall is exposed.

The excavators carefully dug little by little with small shovels, for fear of bumping into them.

"Ah, we saw it, there were words on it!"

"Month! The first word is month! ”

"Under the moon, drink alone under the moon!"

"It should be the name of this poem, drinking alone under the moon, just these four words, it gives people a feeling of loneliness, very meaningful! We can now confirm that this is a new poem that Li Bai has never published! Rejoice, audience! ”

The host said excitedly.

Hearing the words "drinking alone under the moon", Mai was stupid, although she knew that Zhao Jingyi could not have Li Baiwei's poems, but she still had an ominous premonition in her heart.

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