If you can't cut the cake, who will compete, only funny!

In addition to the Dog Belt Emperor, the Cake Cutting Emperor and the Funny Emperor are also the world's martial champions. The blue cuboid left by the Emperor of Cake Cutting, Meng Xiangzi saw it, and there was only one thought in his heart, to take it away, no matter what means were used. "Delicious cut cakes are delicious foods in the world, and only people of status can afford to eat them. In my floating city, there are very few people who can enjoy cutting cakes. Mengxiang Zi said.

"Ah, what a luxury it is for you to be able to enjoy the cutting of cakes. The black crane real person was shocked, the mountain sister village where he is located is inhabited by poor ghosts, not to mention the legendary cake cutting, even the rice cake is not delicious, everyone usually eats and drinks cold water, and already feels very happy, and should be content to breathe fresh air. Jealous, Heihe Zhenren was quite jealous of Meng Xiangzi, who could afford to eat cut cakes, "Damn rich man, are you amazing, is it worth showing off if you can eat cut cakes." ”

"Look. Meng Xiangzi took out a plate of cut cakes as if by magic, it was still hot, and when she landed, the aroma wafted out. The black crane real person is not willing to waste it at all, and introduces those aromas into the stomach before he feels satisfied. Waste is not right.

"Village Chief, hand over the magic weapon of the Emperor of Cake Cutting, this plate of delicious cake cutting is yours. Mengxiang Zi said.

"Nani, there is still this kind of operation!" Xue Er was stunned, Wu Cao, don't be kidding, is the Black Crane really that kind of person, by no means, he will not discard the treasures handed down by the Emperor just because of a plate of cut cakes.

"You can't go back, it's a cake, and it's a plate of cake!" ”

"Huh. Meng Xiangzi smiled, "That's right, who would have trouble cutting cakes." The village chief is really far-sighted, and I believe that under your leadership, Shanmei Village will become prosperous and strong, and enter a healthy society. ”

"Accept your good words. "The black crane real man opened his arms, like a wolf that had been hungry for many days, and jumped towards Meng Xiangzi, he just wanted to take away the plate of cut cakes, and ate them immediately, it was a waste to be cold.

Hit the streets!

Xue Er and Meidao fell to the ground, ringgit, what are you doing, don't we want this face, what about virtue, where is your virtue, where is the grass.

With a plate of cut cakes, Meng Xiangzi got the gadgets refined by the emperor as she wished, like the cuboid of a coffin. "Hahaha, ahahaha!" Meng Xiangzi was extremely proud. "It doesn't take much effort to get it, as long as you have the heart, is there anything I can't get from the baby. ”

Over there, the black crane real person started quickly, he had already eaten the plate of cut cakes, and even ate the plate, Xue Er was dumbfounded, and his admiration for the real person could not be described in words, hey, how poor is your mountain sister village, is it that people have become stupid after eating too much soil.

"Meng Xiangzi, come back. The black crane said suddenly. He spread his five fingers and grabbed forward, snorting and sneering, five black qi burst out, like five life-killing ropes, three slashed at the city lord of the floating city, one slashed at the iron canopy pear, and one entangled the blue cube and took it back.

Meng Xiangzi was furious, "Village Chief, are you kidding me, I have eaten all the cakes, and I still want to regret it." "Sansheng Stone, dozens of Sansheng Stones are hanging in front of the city lord of the Floating City, and they are expanding, like small hills. Bang bang bang, three black gases split on it, bursting out and turning into nothing. But the blue cuboid was taken away, and Meng Xiangzi had not been re-refined, and had been taken away by the black crane real person. What made the city lord of the Floating City even more crazy was that this coffin-like cuboid was actually coated with the pollen of Hua Liubing, and he was also tricked. "It's despicable. Mengxiang Zi said.

"The city lord can't wronged a good person, the people of Shanmei Village, the man is simple, the girl is kind, how can there be any bad water. Unlike your floating city, everyone is good-looking, but they are snakes and scorpions. You did us a bad time last time. The black crane said angrily.

The five-meter-tall big man who came with the village chief also said: "Well, it's a miserable pit for us." City Lord, under the banner of love, you said that you wanted to bring a large investment to Shanmei Village, but in fact, you came empty-handed, and when you left, you also swept away the savings of the villagers for many years, and deceived a lot of small fresh meat. Such a deep hatred, do you dare to forget? ”

When the eyebrows heard it, they also felt that it was too much, although it was not as good as themselves. He said: "City Lord, you are too unkind, you can give people six scraps, you can't eat them all." ”

Meng Xiangzi said: "Ah, ala, so sad, senior, didn't I give him a plate of cut cakes, after he ate it, he didn't feel grateful, and snatched my blue cuboid." This is the treasure left by the Emperor of Cake Cutting to the Floating City. "What is good, what does Meng Xiangzi say, and when it comes to panicking, it is serious. From this, we can see the difference between the city lord and the village chief, the vision is different, and the strategic layout determines their status. The black crane really has no money in Shanmei Village, so he can only eat soil.

There was a trembling roar, like the sound of gold and jade clashing. The blue cuboid is divided into three, each of which is a cube and square. "Hahahaha, I am the Emperor of Cake Cutting. "The cube in the middle came out of a person, with a plate on his head, and the plate was also a cake, this person was tall and sharp, and seemed to be able to cut the heavens and the earth.

The cube on the left also floats out, as does the cube on the right. They are much shorter than the Emperor of Cake Cutting, but they are also handsome and extraordinary, they are all elegant men, and they will not be dirty. The two heroes were both the waiters of the Emperor of Cake Cutting and were extremely loyal. The man on the left is carrying a basket full of cakes, and the man on the right is holding a knife for cutting cakes.

The Cake Cutting Emperor and the attendants on the left and right are illusions, not entities. "It's lonely. "The Emperor of Cake Cutting said," Who is the peak on the road to cultivating immortals, and when you encounter cutting cakes, they are empty. He said it himself. Blowing the conch, or blowing it to himself, the emperor is the emperor, and the big ge is not ordinarily tall.

The waiter on the left said expressionlessly: "The top of the martial arts is only to cut cakes." ”

The waiter on the right said: "Cut the cake, cut the cake, cut the delicious cake, whoever wants this cake to cut the cake, it's free, no money." ”

Heihe Zhenren knelt down and said, "Oh my God, I don't even want money." It's so touching, I can't compare to a plate of cake cut by the emperor after eating hundreds of pounds of soil, from now on, I would like to praise the supreme prestige of the emperor of cutting cakes, until the end of life. ”

The Cake Cutting Emperor said: "My believers are all over the three thousand worlds, you have vision, you have wisdom, come, accept my mark." I saw that the emperor's right hand was raised, and a bright light illuminated a hundred zhang in a radius, and the black crane real person, the five-meter-tall Ji Lao, and the black-crowned crane were all covered by a divine beam, they were like the most devout believers in the world, their hearts were pure and flawless, but their eyes flashed with fanatical different colors.

The eyebrows suddenly spoke: "Are you really the Emperor of Cake Cutting!"

"Undoubtedly, the Great. The waiter on the left said.

"How can the glory of the emperor be imagined by a pseudo-lady like you, you also have a great concubine, but you can worship under the door of the emperor who cut cakes. The waiter on the right said.

"I heard that the emperor created a miracle, and the cake is rich and handsome. Poor Dao is willing to test the edge of the emperor. The eyebrows of the eyebrow man were raised, fluttering, and swept towards the waiters on the left and right. He had the heart to test the truth of the emperor, and he could only look for clues from his attendants.

"Fanatics, I don't know how terrible the Great Emperor is. The waiter on the left said.

"For the sake of you having Da Ji Ji, the Emperor of Cake Cutting can spare your life. Get on your knees. The waiter on the right said.

But the two long eyebrows of the Taoist chief did not stop, and a layer of eyebrow poison was attached to them, which would kill the two waiters. "It's not something you can see if you want to see it. The waiter on the left shook his arm, and the cake in the basket flew out, bang, bang, bang!

The waiter on the right waved the cake cutting knife in his hand, with a long groan, the knife rose up, forty meters long, two people wide, and split it according to the head, to take the life of the eyebrow Taoist. As for the right eyebrow of the Taoist chief, the waiter will not take it to heart, the eyebrows are just poisonous, so there is no need to worry.

Xue Er spoke, "Fake, it's all fake, I know, you have nothing to do with the Emperor of Cake Cutting." Do you not dare to use the magic of cake wealth and handsomeness, or can't. If your father-in-law receives a new beast, it will be rich and handsome, and you are not as good as a beast? It's funny. Xue Er's long sword flicked, and the philosophical cube standing on the tip of the sword spun out, the pale blue light burst out, and the terrifying aura of Ji Lao suddenly spread.

Of course, the cake cutting emperor and the left and right attendants who appeared in front of him were fake, they were Ji Lao when they were alive, and after being killed by the blue cuboid, their souls were immortal, and they were rolled into the cuboid and acted as instrument spirits. They are pretending to be mighty and happy. To be honest, they don't know how much benefit they have received in the name of the Emperor of Cake Cutting, and no one has ever dared to question them, but today they met Xue Er, Feng Xiaotian and others. Feng Xiaotian's pair of "kaleidoscope base wheel eyes" have long seen through their essence. To be known as the world-moving cake cutting emperor is not Ji Lao, there is no tendency of Gao Ji. Feng Xiaotian found out and secretly transmitted the news to Xue Er, who suddenly made a mistake to embarrass the three people who pretended to be the emperor.

"I also want to see the magic of cake rich and handsome. The city lord of the Floating City said, and there were beautiful lanterns floating beside him. Qiang dang, Meng Xiangzi knocked the sword with her fingers, and the sword chant shook the heavens. The sword in his hand is naturally a mayfly sword, and the sword spirit has also been sealed by him, so he doesn't plan to release it for the time being, and he will make plans when he returns to the floating city. The dean of the Academy of Painting is dead, and Meng Xiangzi spreads the news, believing that someone from the Floating City will soon come back to meet him, and take advantage of this to take the Valley of the Evil Lady. As for the pseudo-girls in the Valley of the Evil Niang, it is best to surrender, if not, it is also a scourge to keep them, just kill them all.

The donkey fruit, who had been not doing his best, suddenly fell down, and his white hair exploded, and he said angrily: "Who, who dares to sneak attack me." The old paper crane of the donkey fruit landed in front of its master, rolled on the ground, and turned into a white donkey, screaming loudly. And caught the donkey fruit old.

Although sitting on the back of a donkey, the big pseudo-lady in the Valley of the Evil Lady was in a very bad mood, and he didn't know who was calculating him, how to be happy. "Is it fruit wine grass?" or green frozen ice? "Donkey Guo Lao has a list in his heart, but no one looks like it. The river shrimp aunt and the green frozen ice have turned against each other, and the donkey fruit is happy in his eyes, "Let you show your affection every day, and you will die quickly now." Hehe, young people are just inexperienced, how can they be as stable as me. Aunt River Prawn, let me ignite you, throw yourself into my arms, my technology is more comprehensive, and I am also taking the road of sustainable development. Only with me can we have a future, and the entire Valley of the Evil Lady will be ours. Donkey Guo Lao thought to himself, don't look at others as old, the heart is not old, and he is very ambitious, and he has already had the idea of replacing Tie Guan Pear.

In fact, Donkey Guo Lao has always had a crush on the river shrimp girl, but he can't let go of his face and doesn't dare to confess to the shrimp girl. Moreover, the river shrimp girl and the green frozen ice are a match made in heaven in the Valley of the Evil Lady, which is recognized, and the donkey fruit has no chance. However, now it is different, the Valley of the Evil Lady is about to change, and the person who has the last laugh is the real valley master, the worst evil lady. "Ah, how can I think about Aunt Shrimp, it's not good!" Donkey Fruit Boss Rin, "The enemy is so strong, he is still influencing me, making my IQ lower." ”

"Donkey Guo Lao, you are the most scheming pseudo-mother in the evil mother valley. A voice exploded in Donkey Guo's head, booming, and his spiritual platform shook.

"Dare to ask who your Excellency is and what is your purpose. Have I offended you somewhere? "Donkey Guo Lao silently used his divine skills, and his thoughts were like rain, and he suddenly descended to wash the intruding divine consciousness.

"Donkey fruit old, don't resist me. I will give you what you want, and I will give you what you don't want. ”

The sword light burst out, like a river rising suddenly, covering the sky and the sun, and sweeping away the donkey Guo's old mind.

"Ah, you are!" exclaimed the donkey elder, who at last recognized the man. "Except for the Pavilion Master of the Sword Pavilion, who dares to break into my sea of knowledge. Donkey Guo said with a smile. Not a compliment, but a sneer.

"Hahaha, and me. "A chess piece flew up from the donkey fruit elder's altar. The chess pieces were transformed by the divine consciousness of another person, and broke in together with the divine consciousness of the sword holding pavilion master.

Donkey Guo was speechless, because he didn't notice that there was another person. "Chess pieces!"

"You are the White Mirror Wheel, the dean of the Floating City Chess Academy. Donkey Guo Lao said angrily, "I am friends of life and death with your city lord, why did you come uninvited, is it Meng Xiangzi who asked you to do this, I want to ask him for an explanation." "Domineering, Donkey Guo Lao is also very worried. In his sea of consciousness, in addition to a lightsaber, a chess piece, and a donkey, they are all transformed by mind.

The lightsaber represents Xue Zhongjian, the chess pieces represent the white mirror wheel, and the donkey represents the donkey fruit old.

"Donkey Guo Lao, I can't see that you are sincere to Meng Xiangzi. The white mirror wheel sneered.

"Dean Qi, you dare to betray the Floating City!" the donkey said angrily. "Aren't you afraid that Meng Xiangzi will kill you, he is now in the Valley of the Evil Lady. ”

"I don't need you to remind you. Meng Xiangzi can't go out today, I and the pavilion master of the Sword Pavilion will give him a ride, first the Evil Niang Valley, and then the Floating City. Donkey Guo Lao, you are also a smart person. "The white mirror wheels.

"Guo Lao, why not surrender. We'll let you take over the Valley of the Wicked Lady. Xue Zhongjian's voice came from the lightsaber.

"You want me to be your puppet, joke. Donkey Guo snorted.

"Not a puppet, but a strategic partner. Xue Zhong Ken said, "Don't belittle yourself, I'm very optimistic about you." I know you like the river shrimp girl, so be it, but the river shrimp girl only has green frozen ice in her eyes, how can there be you. Well, I'll hand over another of Green's sweethearts to you, how about it. Xue Zhong Kendao.

"Another sweetheart, Peony Daoist. "Donkey fruit old way.

"Yes, yes. Bai Shijing said, "Peony Daoist is my lover with Xue Pavilion Lord and Lu Frozen Ice, his ability is not only his mouth, you will know it after you use it." Bai Shijinglun said again.

"If you don't accept our kindness, you'll die an ugly death. Xue Zhong Kendao.

"Is there any other way for me to go? "Donkey fruit old way.