"There's no white vinegar in the vinegar bottle, and the shrimp stalks are in the throat, so it's not easy to do. Why don't I go to Ding Yigui's house to see if there is any white vinegar? Zhou Xiaoyi scratched her head, returned to the table with the vinegar bottle, and said to Gong Changyu, "Brother Changyu, you stay at home, I'll go outside to get some white vinegar and come back." ”

"Okay." Gong Changyu tore a big steamed bun and stuffed it into his mouth.

Zhou Xiaoyi hurriedly stopped him: "At this time, don't forcibly swallow vegetables and steamed buns, thinking that you can bring the thorns down the esophagus, it is often the opposite, and it will only make the thorns pierce into the deeper parts or get stuck in the esophagus, causing more serious consequences." Got it, silly big brother? ”

"Foodie lady, do you want me to go with you?" Gong Changyu asked.

"No, I don't. I've been living on Baisha Island for more than ten years, and I've been to everyone's home, but I'm still worried about not being able to find the north? After Zhou Xiaoyi finished speaking, she went to Ding Yigui's house.

As soon as he arrived at Lilac (Ding Xianghua)'s house, only Ding Yigui's demented eldest brother Ding Dasha sat at the door of the house, smirking at Zhou Xiaoyi with a long stream of saliva.

Zhou Xiaoyi asked him where the vinegar was, but he didn't expect this fool who had drunk a lot of wine to suddenly stand up, grabbed Zhou Xiaoyi's hand, and his smoky mouth came over: "Little sister, I'm ...... I'm going to sleep with you. ”

It's disgusting! Sleep on your head! Zhou Xiaoyi scolded, she scooped up the vinegar bottle and smashed it on Ding Dasha's head.

"Bang-" There was a loud bang, the vinegar bottle shattered, and a long bloody gash immediately appeared on Ding Dasha's head, and when he touched his head, his hands were full of blood, and he screamed in fright and went into the house.

After a while, Ding Dasha actually came out with a pig-killing knife, shouting in his mouth: "Little sister, I see where you are running!" After speaking, he stabbed him with a pig-killing knife.

Zhou Xiaoyi is not an ordinary woman, she jumped lightly, dodged Ding Dasha's pig-killing knife, and then took the sheep by the hand, scooped up a shovel at the door, and held the shovel to block a few times. But Ding Dasha's knife skills became more and more fierce, and after a few knives, the wooden handle of the shovel was cut by him to no slag.

Zhou Xiaoyi was holding a smooth shovel in her hand, which was useless, so she had to throw away the shovel and escape from Lilac's house with her life. The stupid big man didn't give up, and chased after Zhou Xiaoyi with a pig-killing knife, shouting: "Little sister, don't run-"

Running and running, a ditch appeared in front of him, and there was a wooden stick on the side of the ditch, Zhou Xiaoyi accidentally stepped on the wooden stick, stumbled, and almost fell into the ditch, and the stupid big man behind him was getting closer and closer. Zhou Xiaoyi couldn't care so much, grabbed a handful of sand from the ditch, and hid it behind her body.

Ding Dasha, who was carrying a pig-killing knife, ran too fast, and when he reached the edge of the ditch, he couldn't stop his steps, and opened his arms and planted Zhou Xiaoyi. Zhou Xiaoyi saw that the situation was not good, so she quickly jumped to the side, and Ding Dasha fell into the ditch.

Because it was too dark, the pig-killing knife in Ding Dasha's hand edged upward, bumped into the trachea on his neck impartially, pierced deeply, and fell into the ditch without a sound. Zhou Xiaoyi saw that Ding Dasha had no movement, so she hurriedly left the ditch and ran to her home in shock.

As soon as he entered the door, Gong Changyu waited for a long time: "Foodie lady, have you got the vinegar?" ”

"No...... But it scared me to death, and I was almost insulted by Na Ding. Zhou Xiaoyi patted her heart.

"Don't you have martial arts?" Gong Changyu asked.

"Martial arts are not good, I am only good at using muskets...... Ding Dasha looked stupid, but when he saw the girl and the woman, he was not stupid at all, and he moved his hands and feet. Zhou Xiaoyi went into the room and drank a glass of water, then sat down, looking at the big hat hanging on the wall, Zhou Xiaoyi thought of the dead Jianghu Langzhong again. Lang Zhong's husband once told Zhou Xiaoyi before his death that someone accidentally pricked a fish bone in his throat.

After resting for a while, Zhou Xiaoyi first tried to press the front half of Gong Changyu's tongue with a spoon, and carefully observed the base of his tongue, tonsils, and posterior pharyngeal wall under bright light, hoping to find the shrimp thorn so that he could use chopsticks to pick it out. After looking for a long time, she didn't find the shrimp bones, and Zhou Xiaoyi was a little tired.

The shrimp bone was stuck in his throat, making Gong Changyu's throat a little hoarse: "Xiaoyi, do you have any other way?" ”

"Yes, you can go with me to the duck shed." Zhou Xiaoyi threw the spoon on the table and took a clean bowl.

"What are you going to do in the duckshed?" Gong Changyu followed behind and asked, "Foodie lady, do you know how to take shrimp bones?" ”

"I can't find the shrimp bones, how can I take them out?" Zhou Xiaoyi shook her head helplessly.

"When you get to the duckshed, you understand." She also thought that drinking duck saliva water could also be a way to deal with shrimp bones.

When she arrived at the duck shed, Zhou Xiaoyi took a live duck, caught the duck's feet upside down, and let it chirp, and then the duck drooled, Zhou Xiaoyi took some with a clean bowl and handed the bowl to Gong Changyu: "You drink the duck's saliva slowly, moisten your throat, and the small shrimp bones will soon melt." I've never tried this method before, and I don't know if it works. ”

"Wouldn't you just have to give it a try?" Gong Changyu took the bowl and did what Zhou Xiaoyi said, took the duck's saliva in his mouth, stayed in his throat for a while, and then returned to the dining table.

After more than ten minutes, Gong Changyu swallowed hard, and there was no pain. He took another large piece of shredded squid and swallowed it directly, smooth and slippery, no abnormal, and was overjoyed: "This duck's saliva really works!" Is there any alcohol, foodie lady? ”

"Yes, what kind of wine do you want?" Zhou Xiaoyi asked.

"Millet wine is fine, you can go and get me four or five catties." Gong Changyu said with a smile.

"There are hundreds of catties of rice wine hidden in the wine cellar, you can drink whatever you want." Zhou Xiaoyi opened a door under the kitchen, and thought as she walked, what is the matter with me, let him drink so much wine, will he get drunk and lie down? Wine can not only strengthen his courage, but also promiscuous, in case he drinks it...... No matter, if Brother Chang Yu has that meaning for me, I will have a chance if I drink.

went to the wine cellar and moved out a thirty or forty pound wine jar, and Zhou Xiaoyi took out two rice bowls: "Brother Changyu, the two of us are drunk and resting, how about it?" ”

"No, what if the beautiful Kento warship arrives and I get drunk?" Gong Changyu said as he took the bowl to pick up the wine.

Zhou Xiaoyi said with a smile, if you are drunk, you will be drunk, let them wait, maybe those foreign devils did not set off at all.

"Okay." Gong Changyu nodded. I didn't drink it at noon, but I drank it again in the evening, and after two bowls, Gong Chang met the candlelight flickering, and one candle became two, it seems that he is a little drunk, and it is strange if he drinks on an empty stomach and is not drunk! And after Zhou Xiaoyi drank two or three bowls, she felt feverish, she couldn't help but take off her coat, there was only a red belly pocket left on her body, the moonlight sprinkled into the room, and the jade arm was so beautiful under the clear light of the moonlight.

"Foodie lady, you put on your clothes, otherwise you will catch a cold." Gong Changyu walked over, picked up Zhou Xiaoyi's gown and put it on for her.

"The heat kills me...... Aren't you hot? Zhou Xiaoyi reached out and touched Gong Changyu's face.

"I'm not hot...... It's just that these dishes are cold, can you give me hot dishes? Gong Chang was hinting at himself when he met Zhou Xiaoyi, who was like a peach blossom, and quickly changed the topic.

"Okay, I'll go give you hot dishes......" Zhou Xiaoyi got up and didn't serve the food, but kept circling around the table, making Gong Changyu's head dizzy.

"Foodie lady, why don't you go to hot dishes......" Gong Changyu asked with chopsticks.

Zhou Xiaoyi's chest was turbulent, she jumped, threw her coat on the ground again, and said with a smile: "Didn't you see me hot food?" Have you tasted it and seen that the heat is enough? After speaking, Zhou Xiaoyi stretched out her red crisp hand full of sweat beads to Gong Changyu's mouth.

"You're sick, can you eat this dish?" Gong Changyu stared at Zhou Xiaoyi's hand.

"It's said that it's beautiful and delicious, and you won't know if you can eat it if you take a bite." Zhou Xiaoyi squeezed her eyebrows and teased Gong Changyu.

"Xiaoyi, I don't care if I want to eat you, let's go take a mandarin duck bath." Gong Changyu took Zhou Xiaoyi into his arms and went to the bathroom with him......

The next day, just after dawn, Gong Changyu woke up, and when he saw Zhou Xiaoyi sleeping soundly with his arm next to him, he gently pulled his hand out. Just as she was about to get up, Zhou Xiaoyi also woke up and hugged Gong Changyu's waist from behind: "Brother Changyu, you are too powerful...... Let's sleep a little longer, okay? ”

"It seems to be noisy outside, I need to go out and have a look." Gong Changyu got dressed and quickly went out of the house.

As soon as he arrived outside the courtyard, Ding Yigui brought a few people and carried Ding Dasha's corpse over: "General Gong, my brother died inexplicably, and died in the ditch near this courtyard, what's going on?" ”

"It can't be a stumble, right?" Gong Changyu uncovered the white cloth covering Ding Dasha's head, and immediately saw a deep cut on his neck, and the blood stains had dried. His body was then examined closely, and no other fatal injuries were found, except for a few subcutaneous bruises.

"General Gong, my brother is a fool, he never runs around at night, someone should have deliberately killed someone." Ding Yigui said angrily.

"Brother, can you take me to the scene to have a look......" Gong Changyu asked.

"Okay, but I have to call Captain Zhou Xiaoyi Zhou." Ding Yigui hugged his arms.

"Okay...... You guys are out there and waiting. After Gong Changyu finished speaking, he was about to go into the house.

At this time, Zhou Xiaoyi was already standing behind Gong Changyu, and when she saw the corpse on the ground, she didn't raise her eyelids: "You don't need to go to the scene, Dasha fell into the water by himself and fell to his death!" ”

Ding Yigui was stunned when he heard this: "Captain Zhou, what is the basis for you to make such a judgment?" ”

"I ask you, do you have less wine in your house? And is the pig-killing knife in your house missing? Zhou Xiaoyi squatted down and lifted the white cloth on the corpse.