"Chang Shu, I have already booked a ticket back to China, and the boarding time is six o'clock in the afternoon tomorrow."

"Hmm."

"You said it would be nice if the plane crashed then."

"Why?"

"In that case, we don't have to go back to get a divorce."

……

Ayako thinks she's been so lucky lately.

The male boss who harassed him was smashed into a concussion by a flower pot that fell from the upper floor for some reason.

A show that I always thought was hopeless, actually agreed to my audition.

Even after looking for half a year, she didn't find it, and the necklace that she thought was stolen by the cleaning was also lying quietly in her jewelry box in the early morning of one day.

I am reckless and always love to accidentally break something, and it hasn't happened once recently.

This is not scientific, according to the law of conservation of character, you may be unlucky.

The only regret is that Professor Gao Leng, who has been quietly dreaming of it for three and a half years in the school, turned out to be a pervert, she was in the school library last night, and inadvertently found that handsome guy licking the floor upside down.

Licking and licking, it also rotates 360 degrees from time to time.

I really feel like I'm blind to my kryptonite eyes.

Fortunately, she found it in time, and Ayako comforted herself. Thinking that she has been fishing for a year or two, and finally has hope to become an instant hit, she has already spun and jumped in her inner world, and she has shouted three long live.

Back at her home, looking at the empty room, Ayako's excitement just now was a little lower, she patted her face, filled with the biggest smile, folded her hands, and shouted loudly into the living room without a trace of life:

"I'm back."

A magnetic, deep voice suddenly sounded in her ears: "Welcome back." ”

Ayako, who was about to kick off her high heels and happily threw herself on the sofa, felt as if she was having a little auditory hallucination.

Then, she saw a translucent, looming figure, gradually appearing in the void, its horror scene comparable to Sadako's midnight bell crawling out of the TV.

"Ouch-" Ayako screamed, her feet twisted.

An hour later, rubbing her slightly swollen ankles, looking at the black shadow that had been floating in the middle of the living room, she repeated again lifelessly: "So, you are my husband who crossed over from the future world?" ”

"You're finally convinced?" The dark shadow was surprised.

"Huh." Ayako picked up her phone without hesitation: "Crooked? Is this 110? Do you accept paranormal events there? ”

……

"Madam, if you make this kind of joke again, we will take punitive measures including but not limited to fines, detention and other punishments against you in accordance with the public security management regulations."

"Sorry...... It was me who was wrong. Ayako nodded and apologized for half a minute, and then hung up the phone decisively, listening to the busy sound of the beep, Ayako's face was demented.

For Mao Ghost is there, why is there no legendary dragon group? The secret department of the police department?

At this time, the black shadow sighed and said helplessly: "Since you don't believe it, then I can only use the special move." ”

Ayako clasped her hands on her shoulders and said in horror, "You found out that you couldn't deceive me, and you are finally going to show your true colors." ”

Sudden remorse permeated Ayako's heart, the development of things was too surreal, coupled with the good attitude of the black shadow, so that she didn't react until now, and she was facing a real ghost!

"Saw" and "Ghost Cannibal" danced in her mind.

Then, she heard the black shadow say coldly: "When you were in junior high school and summer vacation, you accidentally threw something outside the fence, and then you stuck your head in the fence in order to pick up something, and since there was no one at home, you kept that position until your mother got off work and found someone to rescue you."

Ayako was shocked.

The black shadow continued: "When you were in high school, you were a bridesmaid for your sister-in-law, and you helped your sister-in-law pull the skirt when she went on stage, but it was too high, causing your sister-in-law to walk away on the spot at the wedding scene. ”

The whole body shook again.

"When you were a freshman, you let out a loud fart when the teacher affectionately told the story of the founding of the school in an open class......"

"Ahh

Ayako roared, jumped up from the couch, pointed at the black shadow's nose and screamed, "Come, kill me, kill me!" ”

The dark shadow shut up in amusement.

After rolling on the sofa and doing more than a dozen squats in a row, Ayako finally calmed down and her IQ was back online.

Thinking of her luck for more than ten years, she spoke:

"So you threw that pot down?"

"It's just the right time to cleanse the man's lust-controlled brain. (Physics)"

"So the show invited me to audition because?"

"The niece of the editor who squeezed you down accidentally got a bad cold (the quilt fell out of bed in the middle of the night in the middle of the winter)."

"And my necklace?"

"How much time do you think it took me to help you find things every day after I married you?"

Ayako's old face flushed, and she suddenly remembered something, and said with some excitement: "So the handsome guy Teacher Wang was seen by me and licked the floor upside down, and it was really -"

"Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about." The dark shadow said calmly.

Ayako smiled a little.

It seems that he is really a real pervert, and he doesn't have such a great ability to think of this ghost.

But she thought of something again, and asked again: "Since you said that you are my future husband, then how can you be a ghost, you can't marry a dead ghost in the future." ”

The black shadow was silent for a long time, and then slowly spoke: "I came back from a plane crash and the plane exploded." ”

"Ahaha, you're so unlucky."

"You're on that plane too."

……

Ayako finally calmed down her desire to tear the ghost in front of her, who claimed to be her husband, to shreds.

She asked with some excitement, "Then what about my future?" Has he become a big star? ”

The black shadow was silent again, and it took a long time before he continued to speak: "In fact, you didn't even get a chance to audition for this show, and in the next six months, after you rejected the unspoken rules twice, you were swept away by this company." ”

ORZ

Ayako is once again in a deep sense of loss.

Then she perked up again: "So, you're from the future?" ”

The shadow nodded.

"You're my husband?"

The shadow continued to nod.

"Isn't that what it is?"

"What has it become?" The dark shadow is a little inexplicable.

"I'm going to be a big star." Ayako had an expression that I was a genius: "You came from the future, and the future development trend of the entertainment industry is not well understood." Don't say so much, kiss your husband, let's start with a future hit song, what do you think of Jay Chow? ”

The black shadow stood stunned for five minutes, and at this moment, his inner world's evaluation of his wife was constantly refreshing the lower limit. He looked at the woman in front of him again from beginning to end, and he didn't find that this woman had even the slightest resemblance to his wife except for her appearance.

Ayako is still obsessed with her dream of being a big star, and she doesn't care about the dark shadow's earth-shaking inner world.

After reading the Oscar for Best Actor in her mind, she came back to her senses, and a flattering smile was already on her face.

"By the way, kiss my husband, what's your name?"

"Tsuneki."