Chapter 261: Scaring Blue Rose
Blue Rose's figure and pace were noticeably much slower.
Lei Jiansheng saw that the ghost really frightened Blue Rose, and he was very proud, so he continued to talk nonsense: "Saying that walking without stepping on ants and lighting a lamp without burning moths is a lie."
You are a big liar, you don't even want to save a big living person, and you still pity those little lives, who believes it? Lord Yama, the judge beside Lord Yama, listen well.
Now there is a villain here who pretends to be a good person, wants to leave, abandons his friend on this mountain, his friend was injured by her, she actually saw death and did not save her, and wanted to escape alone, such a bad person, you must not spare her.
In case she is haunted by evil spirits in the future, don't be fooled by her good-natured illusion, you must beat her into the eighteenth layer of hell, fall into the oil pot, sit on the tiger chair, and whip her every day until she is completely skinned.
Let the hungry eagle peck her eyes and her internal organs every day, so that her life is worse than death, so that every day should not be, and the earth is not spiritual.
By the way, she was also put in a water prison, sometimes hanging on a tree, so that countless earth dragons and bees stung, stinging her face with a big bag, turned into a big flower face. And ......"
"Don't say it, don't say it, I don't mean to abandon you, I just want to run ahead to see the road first, I'm afraid I'll get lost, your legs and feet are not good, and there are injuries on your body, so I'll explore the road first."
Blue Rose was frightened by the hellish scene described by the sound of the thunder sword, so she had to walk back.
"You've got to hold on to me, you've hurt me so badly that it's hard for me to breathe." Lei Jiansheng frowned, deliberately humming and chirping, pretending to be very uncomfortable.
Blue Rose smiled: "Forget it, I'll just fly with you, okay?" ”
"You're going to die, how fast you fly, do you know, isn't this wind trying to attract all the ghosts?" Lei Jiansheng's eyes widened, as if Blue Rose had said something that he didn't know whether he was alive or dead.
Blue Rose was stunned, so she had to smile dryly and offer advice: "Then I'll take you to escape, okay?" ”
"Blue Rose, can you use your brain, don't you know when it is? The ghosts buried in the ground have now largely awakened.
You know, people, most of them are active during the day and rest at night, and ghosts, on the contrary, are sleeping during the day and come out at night to find the dead ghosts.
If anyone is unlucky, he will be pulled away by the ghost, and after a few days, this person will be exhausted, unable to eat, unable to sleep, and finally dying, so he went to the Lord of Yama to sign up. ”
Blue Rose immediately said: "I won't go to Lord Yama to sign up anyway, I'm a little fairy, I'm immortal." ”
"That's not necessarily, if the fairy violates the rules of heaven, she will also be pulled to be burned with thunder and three flavors of true fire, some are lucky, and they can enter the path of reincarnation, and if they are unlucky, they will be wiped out, leaving nothing behind, and even ghosts can't do it." Lei Jiansheng said the truth.
"According to you, isn't being a ghost the worst?" Blue Rose asked in surprise.
"Yes, the ashes are the worst, nothing is left, and they disappear in this world, so the little fairy can't do bad things, especially you, if you do bad things and the ashes are gone, where should I go to find you.
It's a good thing that you didn't abandon me, or you'd be dead! Lei Jiansheng turned his head and secretly laughed.
Lei Jiansheng basically hung his whole body on Blue Rose's body, the weight was heavy enough, and after a while, Blue Rose felt a little difficult, especially this is a mountain road, rugged, and it is really difficult to walk.
"Oops, I'm having trouble breathing, Blue Rose, shall we rest?" Lei Jiansheng didn't want to get home so soon, he deliberately delayed the time, because the intimate game didn't seem to be over, and he was pushed away by Blue Rose.
"It's still resting, you can't rest, it's over if you rest any longer, you see, it's almost dark!" She hesitated for a moment and said, "I'm afraid of the dark!" ”
"I'm here, don't be afraid!" The sound of thunder sword patted his chest, and he was strong.
"Aren't you afraid of the dark?" Blue Rose thinks that men are really strange creatures, why are they not afraid of the dark?
"I can't walk, I can't walk!" Lei Jiansheng sat down.
Blue Rose was anxious and pulled his arm hard: "Hurry up, hurry up, or I'll go alone." ”
"It's easy for me to get up, you let me kiss it, and then call me three times to be good, so that my strength will increase greatly, and I can carry you home, so that you can bury your head in my back, just like sleeping, and you won't be afraid of the dark at all." Lei Jiansheng suggested.
Blue Rose was overjoyed and said, "Are you talking about it?" ”
"Of course it counts, a gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase!" Lei Jiansheng swore an oath.
"But I have one condition!" Blue Rose hesitated for a moment, then squirmed.
"That's right, I also have a condition, you say it first, lady first."
"That's it...... It's that when you kiss, you are not allowed to touch my place with your hands! Blue Rose said vaguely.
Lei Jiansheng smiled slightly: "Okay, the rest of the places can be touched casually, right?" But you have to promise me that when you want to hit me, you must say it before you do it, otherwise you will beat me to death, then my ghost will be with you for a lifetime, with you for a lifetime, you are cowardly, so what can I do? ”
"Don't worry, I won't be reckless and hit you again." Blue Rose hurriedly swore.
"Come here, come closer." Thunder Sword slammed his mouth and said to Blue Rose.
Blue Rose meekly walked up to him, her head drooping.
"Kiss me!" Thunder Sword commanded.
"Kiss you? Didn't you say okay, you kiss me? Why did it become that I kissed you again? Blue Rose protested.
"Well, it looks like you haven't gotten used to it yet. Then you can call me three times first. "Thunder Jiansheng hollowed out his mind and thought of a way to deal with Blue Rose.
Blue Rose had no choice but to obey and call "Xianggong" three times in a row. ”
Lei Jiansheng asked with a hippie smile: "Lady, what do you want to do with Xianggong?" ”
"Didn't you tell me to call it? How do I know what to call Xiang Gong for? Blue Rose pursed her lips, I don't know why this man has to be intimate with herself, and she has to call him what kind of husband she wants, is it fun like this?
If it's really fun, why don't you think it's fun at all?
"Oh, it seems like that." Lei Jiansheng smiled slowly, and suddenly pointed to the black bushes not far away, "Blue Rose, there seems to be a hanged ghost standing next to that bush, with a long tongue and still dripping blood." ”
Where did Blue Rose dare to open her eyes to see, she screamed in surprise and drilled into the arms of the thunder sword.