Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Ugly Daughter-in-law Wants to Elope with Someone
Xia Jian pulled Tang Jiaren and followed the two outdated old prostitutes all the way to the most remote corner of the backyard. The former is completely drunk high, slowly and leisurely; The latter was still in a half-dreaming state, dazed. The two old prostitutes were sober, but a little helpless. Has anyone ever seen a woman in a kiln? I've seen it now. Sure enough...... Bumpkin!
If it weren't for Xia Jian's appearance and dog-like appearance, he was very handsome, and Chunxiang and Qiuyue had been plain for a long time, how could he hold Xia Jian? Moreover, they haven't picked up customers for a long time, and they don't talk about it, and they are really itchy when they see men.
Chunxiang and Qiuyue wasted their strength and separated Xia Jian and Tang Jiaren. He pushed Xia Jian into the house and stopped Tang Jiaren at the door.
Chunxiang was more bold, and took the initiative to stop Tang Jiaren, who was about to enter the house, and said, "You wait outside." ”
Tang Jiaren slowly blinked his eyes, sobered up for three minutes, and then shook his head, still want to enter the net house. She was so sleepy and wanted to sleep.
Chunxiang pushed Tang Jiaren and said, "My own man is watching at home, don't run here to make a fuss." ”
Tang Jiaren doesn't understand, she just wants to sleep, why do you say she has no face and no skin? She could see that Xia Jian had made gold. She didn't know how much it was worth, but it was enough to find two beds for them to sleep in.
Tang Jiaren felt that this behavior of the person in front of him was not kind.
Chunxiang saw that Tang Jiaren was still holding the club, so she simply took a step back and closed the door. She and Qiu Yue finally caught a handsome offspring, how could they let it go easily? She has to move quickly, Qiuyue is a slut, in case she squeezes out the handsome offspring, she can only be greedy.
Inside the door, Xia Jian was pulled by two wolf-like ladies with clothes and pants, but he still remembered that Tang Jiaren was such a stupid daughter-in-law outside, so he pulled his neck and shouted: "Don't pull it!" Don't it! "When he can't see it, these two aunts are older than his mother?!
Tang Jiaren felt that it was time to make a move.
She slapped the door open, blocking the moonlight outside with her powerful body.
The three people who were desperately tearing on the bed were stunned, Xia Jian hurriedly lifted the pants that were pulled to the limit by Chunxiang, climbed to the ground, pulled Tang Jiaren's sleeve, and accused: "These two aunts are going to swallow the master alive!" ”
Tang Jiaren said secretly: Could it be the goblin in the mouth of the second elder? Specializing in devouring handsome offspring?
Chunxiang and Qiuyue's expressions were a little hideous, and in the eyes of Tang Jiaren, they really became goblins. Without saying a word, she exited the door and ran away.
Xia Jian was slightly stunned, feeling that his brain couldn't keep up with the speed of Tang Jiaren's transformation. In his opinion, Tang Jiaren is by no means a person who is afraid of things. Didn't all the best relatives in the family be poked into wood by her?
Chunxiang and Qiuyue glanced at each other, and they were a little confused, but they knew that the handsome offspring in front of them was theirs. Oops, this one is happy!
The clothes of the two were half faded, and they pounced on Xia Jian like wolves.
Close the door, press the stool against the door panel, and drag the person to the bed.
Xia Jian gestured softly: "...... again Come again, sir...... You're going to beat someone! ”
Chunxiang stroked Xia Jian's chest and laughed, "Come on, ...... Fight the slave family. ”
Qiu Yue was more direct, and began to pick up Xia Jian's pants again.
Xia Jian swore that he would never fucking visit the kiln again! Where is this to find a beautiful woman to sleep with, it's just to be sleeping.
As the three of them tore apart, the door was slammed open again.
Tang Jiaren appeared at the door, blocking the moonlight again.
The three of them forgot to breathe and stared at her with wide eyes.
But I saw Tang Jiaren carrying a black pig who tried to struggle desperately, but couldn't win his fate. Its four hooves were tied with rope and a rag was stuffed in its mouth. That cloth is obviously the skirt of Tang Jiaren.
How weird?
Tang Jiaren didn't say a word, directly loosened the rope, pulled out the rag in the black pig's mouth, and hit the black pig's buttocks!
The black pig Xu knew that Tang Jiaren was not easy to mess with, and as soon as he landed, he screamed and rushed to the bed. It's also a cute animal, and it's also afraid of the wicked, okay?
The three men on the bed were so frightened that they fled in all directions.
Xia Jian moved the fastest, jumped directly to the ground, pulled up the open clothes, lifted the pants that fell down, and ran around the black pig to Tang Jiaren.
Tang Jiaren took a step back, gave Xia Jian a way to escape, and then closed the door, used the rope as a door lock, and locked Chunxiang, Qiuyue and a black pig inside.
Xia Jian sweated a little and woke up a lot.
He quickly tidied up his messy clothes and pants, and scolded in a low voice: "These two old ladies are so sassy, I almost made them strong!" Looking up at Tang Jiaren, he smiled, "Where did you fight the black pig?" ”
Tang Jiaren pointed to the west.
Xia Jian praised: "Well done! Grabbing Tang Jiaren's wrist, he pulled her and slipped outside, and asked, "How did you think of fighting pigs?" ”
Tang Jiaren opened her fingers and made a ghostly appearance. Then he snorted twice like a pig. Make a ghost scared again.
Xia Jian thought for a while, patted his head, and said, "You mean, they are like ghosts, and pigs are black gods, and they want to suppress ghosts?" ”
Tang Jiaren reached out and patted Xia Jian's shoulder, expressing his affirmation of his ability to understand.
When the old bustard arrived with Tang Buxiu, the house was bustling.
The screams of the women one after another, mixed with the snorting sound of pigs, made people red-faced.
The old bustard said secretly: I can't see that the weak chicken still has such a heavy weapon.
Tang Buxiu knew that Tang Jiaren was not a disadvantaged character, but he was afraid that the beauty was ignorant and deceived by the man. Moreover, the beauty came out of the mountain, for what to get, his heart is like a mirror. Even if he replaced "Hehuanlu" with "Broken Chrysanthemum Hand", it may not be useful.
Thinking of this, Tang Buxiu, who had always been seriously out of tune with one foot at a time, only felt a tingling pain in his chest, as if he had been stabbed in the heart.
He smashed the door and strode in.
Anyone thinks that there is likely to be a very cruel and bloody incident in the house.
However, this is not the case.
A black pig bore the brunt of running out, and then Chunxiang and Qiuyue snuggled up to each other, trembling out, and finally, it was Tang Buzhi.
Haruka and Akizuki were disheveled, their hair was disheveled, their faces were pale, they were panting, and they looked terrified.
As soon as they saw the old bustard, they couldn't help but pounce on it, hugged the old bustard's thigh, and cried loudly. It seems that he has been greatly wronged.
The old bustard swept his eyes and immediately shouted to the two who were crying: "What are you crying for?!" What about people? ”
Haruka raised her head and replied with trepidation: "People...... People ran away! The obsessive woman resisted a pig, threw it into the house, and locked the door, causing the two of us to be arched by the pig, and we were half frightened to death, and my mother took pity on us...... ”
Tang Buxiu felt that his heart didn't hurt in an instant. He smiled and asked, "How long have they been gone?" ”
Chunxiang looked at Tang Buxiu, only to feel dazzled. Such a beautiful and casual man, under the moon, is like a god, which is amazing. She felt like she couldn't breathe, and her heart was beating so hard. She didn't dare to speak, lest her heart would jump out if she opened her mouth.
Tang Buxiu bent down, looked into Haruka's eyes, and asked again, "How long have they been gone?" ”
Haruka subconsciously replied, "Yes...... There's a cup of tea. ”
Hua Fanmo thought that Tang Buxiu would chase after him, but Tang Buxiu continued to ask: "Who is the man with her?" ”
Haruka replied, "I don't know, I've never been here." However, looking at the appearance of the two, they should be husband and wife. ”
Tang Buxiu's eyes flashed slightly, straightened his waist, and seemed to have no waves, but in fact he asked very dangerously: "Husband and wife?" ”
Haruka tidied up, stood up, and replied, "Yes, it's husband and wife." The woman was extremely ugly, but the man was handsome. The man must have thought that the woman was as stupid as a pig, so he came to the Spring Festival Pavilion to have fun. The fat woman was jealous, so she resisted a black pig to scare the slave. As he spoke, he was about to lean on Tang Buxiu's body.
Tang Buxiu kicked Chunxiang directly.
Haruka's screams slid all the way across the night sky and disappeared into a farmer's house.
Tang Jiaren, who was walking on the night road, raised her head, looked at the sky, and said secretly: Did anyone set off fireworks? I didn't see any flowers.
Xia Jian pulled Tang Jiaren and walked quickly: "Hurry up, walk quickly, what are you looking at?" ”
In the corner of the backyard of the Spring Festival Pavilion, he retracted his legs endlessly, and said lightly: "Stupid as a pig." ”
The old bustard can see it, this Tang Buxiu is really the ancestor of the endless, and people are here to find the heroine of the endless door. Qiu Yuebai, the city lord of Autumn City, and the battle demon palace lord Zhan Firmament, she can't afford to offend, not to mention that this disciple of the Endless Ancestor dares to pick the leader of both black and white at the same time with the power of one person, and she doesn't dare to offend even more. As for the Chunxiang who was kicked away, it will be counted wherever it falls.
Qiu Yue was so frightened that she had already shrunk on the ground and didn't dare to move.
Tang Buxiu shook his robe, jumped lightly, jumped to the highest eaves, and then shouted loudly: "Mushrooms!" For the teacher! Spring Festival Pavilion is waiting for you! "Why don't you chase? In which direction? What should I do if I lose it again? It's better to shout. When the mushroom hears it, he will come to him.
Hua Fanmo and Meng Shuilan were okay, but Lao Bustard and Qiu Yue were shocked to the point that their eardrums were swollen and painful, and they hurriedly covered their ears with their hands. In the gazebo in the backyard, Duanmuyan also covered his ears.
In the distance, Tang Jiaren turned around and looked in the direction of the Spring Festival Pavilion. She seemed to hear Hugh Hugh calling her.
Xia Jian was pulled by Tang Jiaren to stop, and impatiently shouted at Tang Jiaren, wanting to yell at Tang Jiaren, but after seeing Tang Jiaren's eyes, he held back all his words.
Those eyes are like a bright galaxy, hidden with the light of expectation, sparkling and moving; Like a little milk dog that was raised, looking at his mother with his eyes full of trust and eagerness to return to his mother's side.
Xia Jian felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.
He felt that this ugly fat woman who suddenly appeared should cling to him. Because, who else but him would want her?
Xia Jian pulled Tang Jiaren hard and said, "Let's go, what are you looking at stupidly?" ”
Tang Jiaren broke away from Xia Jian's hand and resolutely ran in the direction of Tang Buxiu. She felt that she was not hallucinating, that she did hear Hugh's voice. I usually miss it, but it's not so strong that it's unbearable. Just now when she heard Hugh's voice, she felt as if she had a home in an instant, and she would not wander around and wander around alone. Food is the kind of thing, and someone still grabs it to be delicious.
Tang Jiaren ran in a hurry, leaving Xia Jian far behind.
Xia Jian actually had a feeling that his ugly daughter-in-law was going to elope with someone. Oh no!