Chapter 587: Solid as a Rock
The beauty was suddenly struck by lightning and was stupid.
What the? What the? Disgusting? Did you hear that right?
What's wrong with your own face? What's wrong with the figure? I almost made the Seventh Prince drool that day! said that his stature was comparable to that of Miyanaka Tian, and he liked it and was willing to accept himself into the house. But I stuck to my position and refused with words!
Where is the disgusting? Definitely not!
Not yourself, not your own problem!
What's wrong with your own smell?
What he used was a drunken incense with fun, a bottle of several taels of silver, and he actually disliked it? …… Obviously, this is Li Chun's problem, it must be! ……
Li Chunqiang endured his anger and moved forward.
He slowed down, subconsciously feeling that it wasn't over yet.
Sure enough, after walking less than 100 steps, he met a beautiful woman playing the guqin and singing under the plum tree. The song is melodious, the singing is even more beautiful, the beauty has an elegant temperament, and the whole person and scenery are integrated, which is as beautiful as a painting.
Li Chun did not approach, but bypassed.
Further on, sure enough, there is still a view.
There are beauties dancing in the peach forest, taking advantage of the beauty playing the piano in front. danced well, her body was light, her long legs swayed lightly, and she shuttled through the flower trees like an elf, with the petals in the sky that were shaken off by her sleeves and long legs, beautifully...... Outrageous.
Right! Outrageous!
He started to get angry again. Very angry!
She hadn't even had time to walk through the garden he had built for her, admired and praised it, but she had let a group of women of unknown origin spoil it here.
The materials of the complete set of wooden chairs on which Merlin put the guqin was selected by him, and the drawings were drawn by himself, and he planned to make tea with her in the winter to enjoy the plum blossoms and snow. How did you get sat down first? Used? Wasted?
The peach tree in the peach forest was specially transplanted by him from elsewhere, in order to see flowers with her in the spring and eat peaches in the summer, how can this bewitching goods be so wasted?
Looking at the peach petals in that place, Li Chun's distress began to flood.
I can't take it anymore.
Without even thinking about it, he picked up a stone and shot it out of his long legs......
A delicate cry of pain was followed by a sultry moan......
He ignored it and continued to walk in the direction of the main courtyard for a while, and finally there were no more moths.
At this time, he ran into Xia Wei and figured out the ins and outs of the matter.
Cheng Ziyu's thoughts, he immediately understood.
It's just that...... Hehe! Cunning!
Will she be able to clean up these women?
But she left people to herself. He didn't mind doing it for him, but without his consent, he arranged four women for himself in one go, and he felt very unhappy!
But although he held his breath in his heart, he still didn't want her to be disappointed.
He sighed and looked back.
Xia Wei got the signal, transferred a few people from the main courtyard, and followed him quickly.
Digestion? Hum! Eat it before you wait?
Nine times out of ten, this product is watching a play nearby, right?
Li Chun was a little more thoughtful.
He soon noticed that there was a hem floating out from behind the rockery on the opposite side of the peach forest.
He resisted the urge to go up and catch the person out, but he still walked straight to the "long legs" who were injured by him, and at this moment he didn't know whether to leave or leave, and spoke coldly.
"You! Pick up all the peach petals that you just dusted off your sleeves and kicked off with your legs one by one! Set up a peach mound with the collected peach blossoms. If you can't pick up the petals, you don't want to leave the forest......"
"General......" softened. After a moment of disbelief, Long Legs quickly made a decision: this is teasing her! Picking up flower petals? Laughing to death. What the compassionate ladies in the book can do, right? A dignified general, how many petals do you care about?
"If the general wishes, don't dare to obey. But the night is getting darker, and the slave family is a little afraid, so it is better for the general to stay and hold the lamp for the slave family......" The beauty is coquettish with temptation, full of hints.
"I'm in charge of the lamp for you? You dare to think about it! Fear? I think you're so bold! As soon as Li Chun opened his mouth to drink, the coercion was exerted with a terrifying momentum, and the air was a few points colder. Afraid of it, right? It doesn't matter, General Ben has a cure for fear. Xia Wei! ”
"Yes."
"It's okay if she doesn't pick it up, tomorrow morning find someone to count how many petals there are on the ground, one petal and ten hairs, pluck it from her head, and then throw it back to the palace for disobedience! Either give me flower petals or pull my hair, choose one or the other. ”
Li Chun turned around and left, his cold eyes and aura made the beauty realize that this was not a joke. Take a piece of red to settle the account, can she still have any hair left? If she is charged and returned to the palace, can she still live?
Seeing her mother-in-law coming up, she was even more frightened.
"The general spares his life, the slave family is not afraid, and the slave family will pick it up. The slave family guarantees that the pick-up is clean. ”
Xia Wei listened and laughed secretly. Sure enough, the best way to treat fear is to arrange for a bigger fear to threaten behind!
Unexpectedly, Li Chun heard this, but he was angry again, and turned back.
"Shut up! Am I not speaking obviously? is stupid, so I kindly pointed out to you: You, even this broken flower is not as good, what is the self-proclaimed name of the 'slave family'? Do you deserve it too? People are self-aware. Just like you, standing in my peach grove is already an insult to my peach tree! I am willing to let you pick up peach petals, which is my greatest tolerance. I'm not trying to embarrass you, but I want you to apologize and atone for my peach tree! ”
Regardless of the beauty with a dead face, Li Chun snorted and left. What is the ...... In addition to being angry, it was naturally said to the lady not far away. Mrs. took a lot of effort, for fear that she would fan the flames and provoke the beauties to stumble. Digestion? What does she want to see? It is nothing more than their own resolute resistance. I don't know if she can be satisfied with such a response?
Of course, he was also really disgusted.
This group of women, this is a waste of how much time he spent before and after the moon!
"The boss is so mighty." Xia Wei followed. "It's just that the night is dark, and the night wind is up, how to pick it up? Didn't you mean to be embarrassed? “
"Or else?"
"Just teach me a lesson. In the end, it is the person who is rewarded by the emperor. ”
"You think I'm really trying to embarrass them?"
"Isn't it?"
"Of course not. How much effort did it take me to spend in this back garden, and how many nights did I stay up to catch up with the work? Before and after, inside and out, it is my hard work, even those brand new guest houses, all with my heart, why were they ruined by these women of unknown origin? So you think I'm going to let them go back to those yards where I have my heart and soul tonight? ”
Do they want to live? There are no doors! Thinking of this, Li Chun was even more wrong. That fox, it is precisely to provoke himself and lead him to make a move that he is so exaggerated for one person and one courtyard, right? It's all in the calculations!
Xia Wei exhaled, it turned out that she was really angry! It seems that these four poor beauties are going to stay up late......
Li Chun left, and the beauty who fell to the ground was going crazy. Her long legs, her beautiful long legs, can't he see it? They say that such legs are enough to play for several days. Why doesn't it work with him? This Li Chun doesn't know how to appreciate it, he's blind! ……
Merlin......
The girl who played the piano and sang the music saw the general who came with an extraordinary bearing like an immortal, and her little face was red, and she looked shy, and she was very moving.
And in the next moment, I didn't want to be lifted from the table to the chair, and even she was lifted up.
"You like this table and chairs, and this set of tables and chairs will be given to you. You like to play the piano and sing, I'll find you a good place. Don't be too noisy in my garden, go to a secluded place! ”
Li Chun waved his hand and motioned to take the person directly to the lake where he went out the back door.
The location of the General's Mansion is excellent, and the back garden is close to the lake, which just gives her a stage to play. There are already boats on the lake, and they will be sent to the lake when she goes up.
"Let her play and sing well, until she can't sing and can't play or the sun comes out."
Xia Wei held back her laughter, lest the world be chaotic. "The beauty is Peugeot, and the talent is also good, you don't pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, it's too ruthless. It's bad for your image! ”
"Well deserved! Taolin, let it go, no one can help! Just to warn those impure guys in the back garden. This makes people push the boat farther away! Don't hide if there is a boat passing by, let people take a good look, this is the consequence of wishful thinking! ”
"Wise!" Xia Wei smiled, the general didn't mean to hide it at all, so tomorrow morning, there will be a new topic in the capital.
The two beauties are aggrieved, but they don't know that the other two are even more miserable......
In front of the big-breasted beauty, Li Chun stood still.
"Burned?"
When the beauty thinks about it, if she says that it is not hot, she has deceived her master, and she can only be.
"It's hot, but it's much better."
"That's not going to work. For such a flower-like girl, it is a sin to dye the white wall with flaws. ”
The beauty was overjoyed, and a glimmer of hope rose in her eyes.
"Xia Wei, I heard that for not serious burns, redness and swelling, most people apply oil, sesame oil or soy sauce to relieve pain and swelling, is there such a statement?"
"......" Xia Wei took a deep breath before holding back a laugh. Some. ”
"Then let's cure this girl. She's burned, so you go get a big vat and pour oil, sesame oil, and soy sauce and soak the girl in it. Don't be reluctant to put the materials, make people laugh at our general's mansion, give a big full tank, be sure to soak it from the neck down to the ......"
Li Chun walked as he spoke, without looking back, "Also, in order to preserve the efficacy of the medicine, it is necessary to soak it all night." Find someone to keep an eye on. If there are still burns tomorrow morning, you are the only one who asks. This girl has a heavy body odor, and she just bubbles in sesame oil, and after she comes out, she may even be able to cure fox odor. By the way, the smell is heavy, so move it away. Let's put it outside the second door. Someone asked, according to the truth......"
Li Chun strode away, naturally seeing that the girl had fainted with a dead face. It's horrible. Isn't she going to faint? I don't want to soak in oil for now, but after I think about today, she will be named a fox, so what about her future......
"But what if the person is already dizzy?" The subordinate pulled Xia Wei and asked.
"Soak in the fragrant oil and water for a while, and you will naturally wake up." Xia Wei couldn't hold back her laughter, it smelled so good and cool, she had to be dizzy! With such a full tank of oil and water, she has to be not afraid of drowning......
Cheng Ziyu, who was following from afar, was scratching his head. Sure enough, it's too ruthless, this girl is "fox smelly", how will she marry in the future? Soak in a soy sauce bath for a night, and wake up tomorrow morning with that snow-white skin that can be broken by blowing?
Sure enough, it's hard to feel at ease with this hundred taels!
Moon Gate ......
The girl who injured her ankle was "invited" by Li Chun to be "invited" in place, saying that she would come to help heal herself, and the girl was overjoyed and waited until this point.
"Xia Wei, she has a sprain, help her take a look." Li Chun spoke in a muffled voice.
Xia Wei understood, and when she went up, she patted the girl's ankle.
The girl screamed so loudly that she almost burst everyone's eardrums. The poignant and painful tone made people's hearts twitch.
"Oh, this girl does have a dislocated ankle." Xia Wei was very sure, her face did not change and her heart did not beat.
Yes, it's really dislocated. was slapped by her just now, and she dislocated Shengsheng.
At this moment, the girl's ankles were really high and swollen, and the girl's distorted face had no beauty at all.
She wanted to faint in pain, and wanted to hug Li Chun's thigh and beg. But she didn't dare.
She didn't know that the other party was deliberately cleaning her up.
"Please, General, save my feet!" Seeing the twisted wrist bones, the beauty was frightened, and the flower was discolored and kowtowed. Will you be lame?
Xia Wei spread her hands, "It's a pity that I can't pretend to be bone." "It's weird.
"In our house, aren't Da Liu and Lao Li both boneless?" Li Chun squinted.
"Nope." The beauty was taken aback. Da Liu, Lao Li? They're all men, right? The man touched her feet, how could she still get into the general's bed?
Xia Wei held back a smile again. "Don't be afraid, girl, Da Liu and his daughter-in-law have a good relationship, Lao Li's grandson is eight years old, they are all serious people, and they won't take advantage of you."
The beauty was frightened and naturally refused again. Mom, is this going to be the concubine of those inferior old men? It won't hurt her to death.
"In that case, let's consume it ourselves." Li Chun snorted coldly.
Xia Wei laughed: "Girl, this dislocation can be big or small, after a long time, it has worn cartilage, and it is going to be disabled......
The beauty begged for medical attention, and the mournful wail even startled the birds.
"I'm sick of you! You don't want to treat you, and you still pick and choose? If you want to seek medical treatment, you have to wait until tomorrow morning, the night is dark, you are such a fragrant and delicate, what should you do if something happens on the road? Who is responsible for making people rob sex? Wait until tomorrow morning! If you can't wait, write a document of your own voluntarily leaving the general's mansion and jump on one leg to find a doctor. ”
Li Chun said that he threw up his sleeves and left.
He didn't believe it, he dealt with these four people in one go, and his attitude was not obvious enough. She will not be satisfied, and the emperor will continue to toss!
"Tell people to quickly clean up the four rooms and throw out all the things inside. I don't want to be polluted. It's a shame that I came to the front yard earlier, otherwise those yards would have been ruined. ”
Xia Wei pursed her lips and was noncommittal. Where did the problem come from?
"Master, do you want these four people to be sent back to the palace?"
"No, arrange for them to sweep the road in front of the door tomorrow morning. They are not allowed to enter the backyard...... And the front yard, where I frequent, don't let them go. ”
"The master is clever." Xia Wei laughed.
Sweeping the road? With such a beautiful and fragrant country sweeping the road, the general's attitude can be described as rock-solid. If someone wants to send the United States to the door, why do they have to look at the four beauties in front of the door first, and then weigh it themselves, do they want to face the difficulties? Will it strengthen the sweeping army of the General's Mansion? ……
"But...... Isn't there something that doesn't give the emperor a son? In the end, the saint is kind-hearted, but the carefully selected beauty is sent away to do physical strength, will he be unhappy? ”
"Didn't you say that you were serving me when you sent someone? How? Sweeping the floor is not serving? What can he say? ”
Li Chun hurriedly blocked the figure who was sneaking around the main courtyard from the rockery.
"From now on, unless the sky falls, don't disturb it!" His teeth flashed, and before Xia Wei could respond, he sped up......