Returning to the original place, Xue Zhi's heart did not fluctuate. This deal is considered to have collapsed.

Because, nothing was negotiated...... If you change it, you will definitely be able to do it, but that one has a low IQ and is reckless......

Well, it seems...... That person is really useless, eh, what should I do...... All right...... But, really, that guy didn't disappoint himself too much, at least...... Zhao De, who was attracted for a while, the other party ...... The other party can help himself and sneak out from here.

Well, it seems that if I am real, I may not be able to run away if I am chased and killed, who am I...... I am...... I am......

Well,.

I really don't know who I am, I really don't know. But today, it seems that I still have a lecture to do, that is, I will go and see it first, and if there is nothing going on there, I can rest for a while. It's like I'm supposed to do this kind of thing. So, it's really a bit boring.

Then, when you encounter this kind of thing, you have to deal with it carefully, otherwise you will run to report the case when the time comes, and you will also be an accomplice, and you will directly transfer others to prison, who will you cry for? It's not enough, this thing is done by yourself, what can you do...... You can't force it on, this kind of thing...... This kind of thing is inevitably too unstable.

Well, first of all, you must ...... It has the effect of dissuading quitting.

Then take a look at your own manuscript...... Well, first of all, remove the word me, all of them are this master, I will go to eat a meal of braised pork first, yes, there must be something on my body...... What kind of oil stains, what dirty things, how does it not look like a monk, how do you come ...... As for persuading people to do good? That's a pit, I don't know how to persuade people to do good, I tell you...... I tell you, you have to empty all your possessions, give all your property to your children and grandchildren, and do nothing for yourself.

Well, this ...... It's so polite, I'm not used to it!

I'm not used to it, what should I do? This one is easy to do, this one is simply nothing...... I'm telling you, I'm ......

I just called myself "I ......" this ......

I'm not from some village, so it's not good, but it's about the same.

Well, it seems that it can be said that this is what it looks like.

"Eh, I said...... What the hell are you preparing? Jiang Mingde, who was on the side, became interested, hurriedly turned his face over, and then stared closely at a manuscript in Xue Zhi's hand.

This draft can be said to have changed beyond recognition. What honorifics, and what persuasion to do good, have become vulgar words and a lot of negative teaching materials, so that people can give up the worldly and take refuge in the Dharma, only the Buddha can help you liberate, and only the Buddha can help you achieve your goals...... Everything else is heretical.

And then let's talk about what the real Dharma is......

There is no desire in your heart, you can't drink wine and eat meat, you can't marry a wife, you can't kill, that is to say, you have nothing to do, even a mosquito, you have to have a little virtue of life, you can't slap to death, you even ...... You also have to stretch out your hand for the other side to tease, so that you can spit out the profundity of your Dharma and highlight your way of dealing with the world, which is the virtue of a good life...... This is the minimum standard for entering Buddhism, not the highest standard.

And then we talk about what tone we speak.

First of all, the eyes are slightly raised, as if you under the stage are not a living being, you are not a living being...... You remember, it's all potatoes underneath, it's turnips, one turnip and one pit...... The throat is slightly lowered, like a mature uncle, and then your face ...... Smiling is a no-no, it's a no-no...... First, keep your face expressionless, and then have a sense of otherworldliness as if you've ...... From a small novice to a big Buddha, it is still very cold.

Remember, the people below you are not normal people...... You are preaching on the spiritual mountain of the Buddha, and the following are all enlightened bodhisattvas, you can't do anything, you can't do anything.

What the hell is it...... Let me say, you can't seem to be seductive, you have to slap all the weird Buddhist teachings that Chen Bajie said into the audience's mind, in addition to this, you have to ...... You also need to make sure that these people don't understand what you're saying at all, preferably with a little dialect from the north, and more than that, you need to speak faster, one hundred and seventy yards, so that no one else can know what you're talking about, as for ...... As for what is the articulation of words? My tongue is knotted! That's right, it's the feeling of a knot in the tongue, and there can't be anything strange, it's just a knot in the tongue, so that others can listen to you, it's like listening to a book from heaven, and you can't understand anything.

On top of that, you have to exaggerate, as if you were talking about calculus or some kind of Goldbach conjecture to show off your wit.

On top of that, it's important to have ideas. What do you have an idea? Because others can't understand this kind of profound thing, they won't know what you're talking about, but they will have a feeling of not being aware of it. At this time...... You have to pronounce the wrong words, you have to show it, you are pretending, you don't know anything at all, it's just an ordinary nonsense, it's best to read the manuscript on stage, so that you can show that your preparation is not sufficient, your nervousness in the face of others, and your excellent level of fooling...... Also, in the end, you directly said that the original author was either you or someone else wrote it to you...... It is better to take a passage from the speech of Master So-and-so.

It's really, it's exciting to think about, if this kind of thing really happens, no one will follow them if they have nothing to do, and they will have nothing to do.

So, this ...... Well, yes, that's good.

Haha, I, Xue Zhi, am really a living genius as I am in the introduction, after all...... This book is not a waste of firewood......

Okay, let's not say that our protagonist doesn't know why he became a shark inexplicably, let's leave this alone, let's pull the progress bar, and when our protagonist speaks in front of this pair of people.

With the lights all on him, he laughed, then looked at the people below, and then at his watch.

Well, there's still a lot of time to prepare......

I'm a good cook, I'm a special cook, I'm not a genius, I'm a stutter......

No, it will really become a stutter when the time comes, and it will be a good game on the spot.

Speaking of good game, I seem to have forgotten a person who can do ventriloquism.

There are ventriloquists in the capital, and the king will not be early in the dynasty......

Ahem, Meng Lang, Meng Lang.

Looking down, in fact, there are not many people, only a few people, it looks like it's deserted, there are no people at all, which makes people feel ...... How to put it, it's a strange feeling because there are a lot of people down there, but you have to pretend that you are talking in front of many people, and that's not all...... You still have to pretend to be a grandson every day, and you have to entrust a virtual snake over there with a useless person. Really, not one, it's several...... It's very annoying, because I don't want to talk like this at all, but I want to talk like this, I obviously don't believe in Buddhism, I want to pretend to be the best believer in the world, and then I need to play a good believer ...... who cheats religion at the same time, so that you can feel that you are a bad person, so that the good person will not go with you.

So, for this kind of thing, acting is very important - this way, you can avoid jail time.

Then let's turn our eyes to the audience below, and below, there is a person.

He wears a pair of sunglasses, as if he were a ...... Cool guy? Then, until you see a guide stick in his hand, you realize that he is actually blind, and more than that...... He is a, a very strange person, he doesn't seem to have any expression on his face, and from the prayer on his chest, he can see that the other party's heartbeat is very regular, and it is very ...... It's strange, I don't know why, it's like a killer with no feelings at all, of course, looking at this man, not just a blind man, but also a lame man, it seems that he fits perfectly with that peculiar crutch.

"Master above, please tell me if I am facing you now." The man in sunglasses below said so, and then his two eyes wanted to see Xue Zhi. However, it was precisely because of direct gaze that Xue Zhi saw that pair, there was no black in his eyes, on the contrary, all of them were white, that is, all of them were white eyes, yes, yes, they were the white eyes in "Naruto".

"Hmm...... You. As soon as Xue Zhi bit his mouth, he was interrupted by the other party.

"Okay, thanks, I heard you, it's okay, I know, I'm for you." smiled, and the man in front of him in sunglasses touched a cane in his hand, as if there was a kind of momentum spontaneously, as if it was ......

"Life and death are fateful, wealth is in the sky." That's right, it's the big bastard.

It's not polite to say this, but watching the man in sunglasses in front of him slowly put his hand on the crutch, slowly clenched it, and then released it all at once, as if nothing had happened - yes, it's almost this concept, yes, at this time, in front of him, this man in sunglasses is in this state, crazy. It's very crazy, and then there is a fierce aura in the eyebrows, which looks very obedient......

Let Xue Zhi have a face, a ...... The feeling of the flood beast, obviously without eyes, bursts out of the momentum, but it is like a flood beast, powerful, harmful.

Xue Zhi smiled lightly, and his voice came into front of the other party's sunglasses man, like ...... Like idle clouds and wild cranes, uninhibited in the world, riding the wind and waves, hanging straight to the clouds.

"Haha, it's funny, sir's hearing is really good. So, I think, maybe...... My hint is a bit redundant, sir, I should be able to hear more than that, and in fact, sharp weapons in the field, especially knives, cannot be brought in...... Sir, the dagger inside your crutches, may need ......"

"Ahem, it's okay...... When I was young, I was used to it, and I didn't control it well for a while, so I brought it over...... However, sir, you are not ordinary, for the sound of coins and knives clashing can be heard from your pocket. I have to say that the material of the blade is very good...... Is Damascus? ”

"Emerson." Smiling, Xue Zhi slowly walked onto the stage,

"Sir, there are five minutes left, and if you don't mind, we can play a game of chess."

Then Xue Zhi took out a box...... Chess.

Horses walk the day, like the field.

"Sir, don't mind, come to a game?"

"It's okay...... My chess skills are okay. With a smile, the man in the sunglasses in front of him didn't make a sound, and waited quietly, Xue Zhi put the chess pieces in front of him. You know, chess, different from Go, lies in the ...... With few pieces and grooves on the surface, it is very suitable for blind people, especially ...... Good memory.

The two of them are ...... Back and forth, it began to fall. Ten steps, twenty steps...... In addition to each other, the two sides exchanged two soldiers, one of them, and none of them were lost - not a drop of water leaked.

"It's been a long time since I've been so excited." Xue Zhi smiled, and then wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"You're ...... too" the blind man smiled and didn't say anything.

Although the eyes are blind, the brain is still not stupid, and it is impossible for me not to know what level I have, that is to say, all of this is like this...... Oneself seems to be very powerful.

Well, my chess, even if I lost, I would have been fine...... I thought I was a stinky chess basket before, but I didn't expect it...... I originally wanted to drop the price and not let this person have any emotions, but I didn't expect it, I never expected that I would be so powerful before.

At this time, Xue Zhi's mind was actually sweating a lot, not because of any strange thinking, but also walking back and forth.

The most important thing is because Xue Zhiji ...... I don't know if I should be happy or sad, it's like ...... It's so strong that you don't even know how to express it...... And then you find yourself one day, wow, I've got so much strength!

And then you slip your hand, Duang...... Your foot was hit hard, it hurt, it hurts.

I said, "Oh, that's really...... Heart-wrenching?

Well, it seems that this is the case, and if you say so, you will lift a stone and shoot yourself in the foot.

The speed of both of them is very fast, because the speed of thinking is very fast, as if a little fat man and a long-faced monster played a game of chess, but ...... In front of him is a blind man, not the final real boss, just a ...... I want to know what it is, so I won't do any weird moths.

I still play chess with this person? I just slapped him in the face...... Putting such a stinky face in front of me is really, very unwise behavior, at least...... I don't like it, that's right - I don't. This kind of thing, as if receiving an insult, as if it were a contempt. Of course, yourself...... I don't care about this kind of contempt, it seems that the person in my head is very handy, saying that he can shave the other side of the face in more than a minute after going out...... The elderly, it's still best, it's better to bear with it, it's not a good habit to do this, respect the old and love the young!

What is respect for the elderly and love for the young?

When faced with a group of mentally challenged children, I didn't say anything - this is to love children, and ...... At the beginning, in the face of these strange things, he had nothing to do, and urged in front of himself, saying that he wanted to see that Zhao De who was on the street, that group of children...... Haven't you comforted yourself? How good a person I am, why don't so many people realize what a kind person I am...... Well, I'm very kind.

It's like this old man in front of him...... Damn it, my car!

Okay, a minute, a minute, okay, shaved head, shaved head......

Well, five minutes, six minutes...... Okay, the bald head is freshly baked, and there is only one veteran left running around and hiding over there, as if he is an incompetent person who can't do anything, can't do anything...... Of course, this bald head...... There is also a price, that is, Xue Zhi has nothing else except a car...... Well, there's also a "taxi", right, it's good, and there are two more of them.

Well, but ...... Draw. Well, that's it, alas...... Not happy! It could have been won! You ...... You reckless man!

Nerd, you have what it takes to say it again...... Arteries hehe, veins ......

"You reckless man!"

"Hehe, you're dead, I'm telling you, you're ...... today"

"Don't make a noise with me, I ask you, that horse, you mean it!"

"So what? Intentionally? How? ”

……

Okay, instead of looking at this schizophrenic Hanhan, let's go to the blind man opposite, and the blind hand on the opposite side touched the chessboard twice, and then smiled.

"I'll just say it, I can't be mistaken...... Tie, hehe, I'm the best at it, draw. As if it meant something, the old man in front of him laughed, not only that, but also revealed...... Several large gold teeth fully reflect the potential of the nouveau riche.

Well, however, this is also a nouveau riche with technical content, unlike some kind of heat, empty-handed, and can't do anything, speaking of which...... This nouveau riche is much better than the rich second generation, he is a nouveau riche himself, isn't his son a rich second generation? Isn't that a truth? So, how to despise the rich second generation to the fullest extent - you just need to be a rich generation, you can be a generation taller than the other party - what is a generation? That is, he is going to call you uncle.

What is an uncle? In other words, you have become the opposite father's generation out of thin air.

Well, it makes sense, at this time, looking at the kid opposite, I was very relieved, I don't know why, I feel a weird pleasure inexplicably...... Black, black, black.

I am your father......

Mmmm, there's no such thing at all, I didn't say anything, okay, you know, even if you know what this foreshadowing is, you can't say any of it......

"Ahem, I'm glad you visited...... The poor monk is twenty-three this year, and he is a young man, naturally much younger than the old man here...... As for the Buddha's teachings, everyone should not understand them, but in summary, the four are empty, Prajnaparamita......"