Chapter Twenty-Nine: You're Poisonous
Let's skip this boring nonsense - after a long time, Chen Bajie has just finished talking nonsense, and now, ......? Why did he come to me? A little doubt rose in Xue Zhi's heart—strange, today...... It's a bit unusual, how could there be such a thing, it's weird...... Why is this man, how could he be so strange, with a ...... It's as if I'm cooperating with him, and I'm not your accomplice, friend, I'm here to smash the field.
Patting Xue Zhi's shoulder, Chen Bajie walked into the distance, Jiang Mingde's position - "Classmate, I see that you are very serious in class, do you want to ...... Privately, we talk about how we can expand our knowledge of Buddhism. ”
"Ah...... Master, are you willing to cross me into the Buddha's Gate? Really...... Amitabha, I am grateful......" As he spoke, Jiang Mingde clasped his hands together and bowed deeply to the "master".
"Thank you, Master."
"There is no need to be limited to a small understanding, the monks are compassionate, and our generation, with the patriarch Shakyamuni as a model, has always been compassionate, like the benefactor, we should ...... Get you started. ”
Smiling kindly, Chen Bajie glanced at Jiang Mingde, and before leaving, he didn't forget to glance at Xue Zhi. Well, I nodded, as if ...... Xue Zhi looks very good. As for what is good, I really can't say it all at once, Xue Zhi can't see what kind of eyes this is at all.
"Little friend, why don't we go in and talk?" Chen Bajie smiled slightly and looked at Jiang Mingde.
"Okay...... Master, please. Pretending, Jiang Mingde walked in front of the master, and then took advantage of his inattention to wink at Xue Zhi. Don't worry, it's okay. I can cover it.
Xue Zhi was already in a daze. What the hell are you...... Are you poisonous?
"Master, let's go." Tugged the smirkling Chen Bajie, Jiang Mingde reminded loudly.
"Huh...... Good. Glancing at Jiang Mingde, Chen Sanzang smiled and took Jiang Mingde away.
"Eh, master, why, I see you look uneasy......"
"Okay, it's okay...... Are you willing to help more people get out of the sea of suffering? I see, there are still a lot of people who didn't attend the lecture, or ...... You can help me copy the flyer, and you can do a good deed. As he spoke, Chen Bajie took out an object from his arms—it turned out to be a red rope, and at the end, it was a fat, smiling Maitreya Buddha—"How is it, it's very similar to me, right?" I have to say that Chen Bajie laughed, and it was indeed a bit like the jade carving, the silly and silly, but the eyebrows contained great wisdom, great happiness, and great liberation. I just don't know, Chen Bajie, the "Maitreya", leads people to evil? For good? All of this is like...... Unknown. And Xue Zhi was completely confused......
Well, just now, he should have regarded me as a helper brought by his boss, and he gave me ...... just now Well, look at me twice and blink three times, although I don't know what this code word means, but it should belong to the category of praise - after all, I don't have time to learn a language in turn, and not everyone in the world is proficient in English, that is to say, I often have to deal with people who don't understand the language, at this time, not only from the other party's demeanor, gestures, the other party's eyes, but also facial distortions...... It is best to follow the subconscious, because the subconscious mind can most accurately judge what kind of mood a person is, what state of mind, and talk to you in front of you, of course, this method also has limitations - when the other party is a moody person, this kind of person usually smiles happily, and - it is not fake at all, he was really happy and angry at that time. This is the difficulty, of course, this kind of person Xue Zhi did not go back to deal with, but caught a lot. Or directly have the virtue of a good life and send it directly to ...... When you see the Buddha or the Jizo, you don't know, but these people are usually dangerous people, and you need to spend a lot of intelligence to guess about these people...... But these people are actually a little bit of a face, and if you record his language and forget his expressions, you can easily guess the real purpose of the other party.
It's like reading comprehension when we were in elementary school. Very easy thing.
"Master...... Thank you. Jiang Mingde looked very polite, kept apologizing to Chen Bajie, and took the tone easily, took out a string of obsidian prayer beads from his pocket, and put it into Chen Bajie's trouser belt.
"Well, you're sensible...... Let's just be a lay disciple for the time being. He didn't seem to care much about his wishes being seen through, Chen Bajie didn't show the slightest flaw on his smiling face, but the fat on his face was squeezed together, looking cute and cute.
"Alright, don't talk about it, Master...... I also want to get started, can you give the contemptible a chance......" Xue Zhi walked up on the side, blinked a few times while learning from Chen Bajie's eyes before.
"Master, look, my brother, is it okay?" Jiang Mingde quietly pulled the corner of Chen Bajie's clothes, where there were many strings of jade carvings. Well, to put it simply, these are big road goods, and in terms of complexity...... Big brother, is it necessary for you to carry a big lump of Maitreya in your pocket every day? Let's talk secretly about people, you let my eldest brother join the gang......
"Well, seeing that you are full of sincerity, I will promise you, okay...... Name? ”
"Don't let your surname be Xue, Xue Zhi, stop it." replied casually, and then Xue Zhi began to look around...... Well, the conditions backstage are still very good, at least not like some glamorous insurance sales scene, and what bells and whistles, but behind the stage is a dirty and messy utility room, in this regard, this group of people have to say, it is still very professional. This is...... A little compliment, of course, my pinhole camera, is already on. Just now......
Hey......
"Well, Master Xue...... You seem to be far away from my Buddha, right...... Buddha is destined to be a person, you see, Buddha ...... How can it help you? Are you short of money, or are you ...... Lack of fame? ”
Oh hey, you know the truth, and ask me if I'm here to collect money, or ...... Help you get started and help brainwashing activities? Tsk, that...... No, I'm not poor, a little ...... are not poor.
"Lack of fame." Xue Zhi smiled and slowly turned his wrist, showing impatience, as if he was anxious to eat hot tofu. Aha...... Finally got on board.
"Okay...... Master Jiang Shi, please, I still have something to discuss with this Xue Shizhu...... Well, that's it, Master Jiang, please. Nodding casually, Jiang Mingde walked to the rear indifferently, leaving Xue Zhi alone. Like, it's kind of interesting.
Pulling Xue Zhi, Chen Bajie walked to a small room, lying on a rocking chair, and looked at Xue Zhi with slanted eyes.
"Are you...... Sent from above? Today's performance was pretty good, so be it...... Did your boss give you your salary this month? ”
"Huh?" Xue Zhi was "confused" and glanced at Chen Bajie.
"You...... Who? Chen Bajie was a little confused and asked...... Old stupid old stupid question. Tsk, that's not stupid at all. Fool me like this? Unlikely.
"We've never met, how do I know you? Who else do you ask me? Xue Zhi was a little amused, mocked Chen Bajie, and twisted his neck.
"Oh...... Well, then...... This one is up to you. With an embarrassed smile, Chen Bajie took out a Maitreya Buddha pendant and handed it to Xue Zhi.
"Thank you, Master." didn't say anything, Xue Zhi stuffed the pendant in his hand into his arms, well, this, you can study it carefully, whether it is a roadside stall or another mystery, it is a target worth studying. Where does this kind of thing flow from, and where does it flow, this is ...... It's exciting. Well, that's interesting. Smiling, Xue Zhi stood up, moved his body, and pointed to his ears.
What if it's overheard? I'm not something you can easily tempt out - as soon as you open your mouth, there will be flaws. It is common sense to say that there are many wrongs. So, it's just the two of us playing dumb puzzles, and I still have a chance to win. You must know that this style of crime is not easy to get along with, and the client analyzes it from the perspective of professional Buddhism, and he does not have that ability. Once this kind of person settles here, it is very difficult to bring it down, not for anything else, but just because of the local influence. Well, it's strange that for so long, it hasn't shown the slightest flaw.