"Come on, let's get started! Good evening students, I am very happy to come to our school to give you a guide on the postgraduate entrance examination, according to the usual practice, first of all, I will make a simple self-introduction, my name is Zhang Xuefeng, Gong Changzhang, snowy snow, peak of the mountain, you don't have to remember what my name is, just remember what my surname is, okay? My surname is Zhang, and I don't have a surname except Zhang. “

"It's good that it's just getting started!"

As soon as Xie Bin ran to the door of Hall A of the academic examination hall, he heard the man's familiar voice from inside, and he was secretly relieved in his heart that he did not miss the wonderful content. This usually empty classroom was blocked today, and Xie Bin finally squeezed in, but he could only stand at the back of the academic examination hall.

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"Come, let me see, how many juniors are there on the scene today? Raise your hand and I'll take a look! “

"Well, it's okay! What about sophomores? Are there any sophomores?"

A small number of people raised their hands, a little more than just now, but compared to the people in the teachers, they were still much worse. The man on stage suddenly felt that something was not right.

"How old are you, the others? Don't tell me you're seniors! The man was a little surprised.

"Teacher Zhang, we are freshmen!"

Suddenly, there was a sound of brushing in unison, which resounded throughout the entire academic lecture hall!

"Freshman?! What are you doing as freshmen? Don't tell me you're going to graduate school now, your consciousness is so high?" Teacher Zhang Xuefeng was still wearing that familiar suit, his eyes were full of surprise, obviously surprised by the situation at the scene.

"We're here to listen to cross talk!"

Suddenly, I don't know who shouted in the audience, and the audience burst into laughter, this sentence "Come to listen to cross talk" shouted absolutely amazingly, but it made the man collapse.

"Who said I was talking about stand-up comedy, I was talking about graduate school!" Teacher Zhang Xuefeng's face was twisted together, how funny it looked, and directly amused everyone at the scene, Xie Bin also smiled, Zhang Xuefeng's video He didn't know how many times, and he was also familiar with his stalks, this time, Xie Bin was looking forward to Zhang Xuefeng talking about some new stalks.

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"Brother Bin, Brother Bin!"

Xie Bin looked to the left, Peaches was waving to him in the corner, today she was wearing a blue pleated skirt, a slatted shoulder dress, and her hair was scattered on both sides, as if she had made a particularly popular "air bangs" not long ago, which looked cute and a little sexy.

"Huh?" Xie Bin showed a puzzled expression when she argued, although everyone was listening to the man's "stand-up comedy", and the scene was quite quiet, but in this case, Peaches was not too loud, so Xie Bin didn't hear it clearly.

Momoko saw that Xie Bin didn't hear clearly, so she quietly pointed to her next to herself, where she was sitting against the wall, where there was an empty seat. Xie Bin nodded slightly, a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, and slowly squeezed the crowd, walked along the wall, and walked in her direction.

"Brother Bin, sit down!" Peach whispered to Xie Bin, her eyes smiling into a crescent moon.

Xie Bin nodded, the position of the peach is in the last row, he can flip into it directly, with his height and long legs, it is not a problem to turn over, the 30 girls in the class have a good relationship with him, Xie Bin is naturally not hypocritical, and he turned over with a slight jump. As soon as he sat on the seat, he faintly felt a little chill on his back, and turned his head slightly, only to find that a few boys behind him were also looking at him faintly, their eyes were full of jealousy and hostility, Xie Bin shook his head helplessly, in the past few years, he has also been used to this kind of gaze, after all, he was born in flowers.

"Brother Bin, are you going to ...... Graduate school entrance examination?" Peaches asked on the side, and she didn't know if Xie Bin was wrong, her face was slightly red.

"Uh, are you going to graduate school? I haven't ...... for the time being" Xie Bin was stunned for a moment and did not answer this question directly. The two chatted with each other, and Mr. Zhang Xuefeng also started his "stand-up comedy!" “

"You will find that in China, universities can be simply divided into three types of universities, which are the three categories?"

There were faint people in the audience who echoed, and their voices were inaudible, as if they were afraid that they had said something wrong.

"The first category is called ordinary universities, such as Hunan University of Science and Technology, right? The second category is called, 211 Project University, you know what 221 is, right? It is called the 100 famous schools in China in the 21st century. The third category is called 985, you know what is called 985, right? In May 98, Comrade *** proposed, China is now a group of world-class young colleges and universities The plan is called the 985 Plan, but at the same time, you will find that the 982 Plan has been almost 20 years, and the effect is very obvious, and there is still no one, right? But in fact, China has long had world-class well-known universities, and the school that used to be the number one school in Asia is the Chinese school that knows which one, Nanjing University. “

A simple introduction to a Chinese university also made the audience laugh again and again, which shows the depth of Zhang Xuefeng's "cross talk" skills.

"This school used to be ranked No. 1 in Asia, you know? Teacher! How did he become the way he is now?" Teacher Zhang Xuefeng's question instantly aroused everyone's curiosity, and Xie Bin was also whetted by his appetite, what's going on, such a awesome school, I haven't heard of it before, Xie Bin estimates that 99.9% of the people present don't know, except for the peach next to him, Zhang Xuefeng said "Asia's No. 1 school", Xie Bin heard her whisper the name of "Nanjing University".

Zhang Xuefeng saw that everyone's appetite was satisfied, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he squeezed out a treacherous smile that succeeded in his treacherous scheme, Xie Bin didn't know why he used this word to describe him for the time being.

"Because in 1952 in the last century, Nanjing University experienced a very big adjustment of faculties, and Nanjing University was divided into 12 parts. So which schools did he tear down? Let's give you an example, it's not 211, we're embarrassed to say we know, which schools? The School of Engineering of Nanjing University became the current Southeast University in 1952, and the School of Medicine of Nanjing University became the current Fourth Military Medical University in 1952. Nanjing University Normal College is now Nanjing Normal University, Nanjing University Aviation Department is independent, the current Northwestern Polytechnical University is formed, the Department of Water Conservancy of Nanjing University is independent, the current Hohai University is formed, the Food Department of Nanjing University is independent to form the current Jiangnan University, Nanjing University College of Agriculture, Nanjing Agricultural University, Nanjing University School of Science, Nanjing Polytechnic University; The Department of Meteorology of Nanjing University, Nanjing Institute of Meteorology, and the Department of Economics of Nanjing University were given to Fudan, and the Department of Political Science and Law moved to Shanghai to form the current East China University of Political Science and Law in Shanghai. “

This paragraph made a "wow" sound in the audience, Xie Bin was also stunned by what he said, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone to check, it was really like this, and he sighed in his heart at the moment: Our Great China! What a big country! It turns out that we once had such a great school in China, and now I feel a sense of pride and honor in my heart.

"Huh!" Xie Bin was a little puzzled, he didn't seem to have heard this paragraph in the video before, Xie Bin brushed Zhang Xuefeng's videos well, a few of his favorite "stalks", Xie Bin knows, it seems that he hasn't talked about this before, he searched his brain again, and when he confirmed that there was really none, Xie Bin smiled and silently raised his mobile phone to turn on the camera!