Chapter Twenty-Four: A Strange Marriage
"Let's go, brother."
Although I have heard before that the matter of underworld marriage is the union of the living and the dead, but tonight, what happened?
"Even if she marries my cousin, my cousin will be entangled at most, right?"
Yin shook his head.
"Usually, it's true, the person who is haunted by the ghost, the person who is entangled, will get angry a little bit, and if you give it to that ghost, the yang shou will be like a candle, and it will be quickly exhausted, but it will be ......"
Yin Qiu didn't speak anymore, we arrived at the place, a plaque with gilded characters, Zhangjiafu, the Zhu door was pasted with the word Xi, red lanterns were hung on both sides, the door was open, and the guests inside were full.
The sedan chair was supported at the door, we walked in, and suddenly, I saw my cousin Zhang Hao, holding a wine glass, wandering among the guests.
I had just run over when suddenly two men armed with sticks stopped me.
"Call Hanako, get out of the way."
I yelled at my cousin Zhang Hao's name, but I was escorted, and Yin Qiu went in very easily.
Zhang Hao noticed me and walked over suspiciously.
"Today is the big day of Young Master Ben, take him to the back hall and give him a hot meal."
My cousin was dressed as a groom official, and he also smeared a little rouge, so he didn't recognize me at all.
"Cousin, I'm your cousin, Zhang Qingyuan, think about it, don't marry that woman, that woman is a ghost?"
Zhang Hao glanced at me inexplicably, and the two people were about to hit me with a stick, so I had to giggle and make a fuss.
"It turned out to be a madman."
I was taken to a large kitchen by two people, and they told me to eat only what was left of other people's food, and that I was not allowed to move the contents of the pot, and that I would have to wash the dishes later.
Seeing that a lot of them are leftovers, I don't have any appetite, this will be a little hungry, I saw a steamer, walked over, opened, there were red steamed buns in it, I stretched out my hand.
"Don't eat it." Yin Qiu touched in.
"Ah, what's wrong?"
"Do you want to eat human blood steamed buns?"
I was so scared that I quickly closed the lid on the pot.
"What are I going to do now, cousin, he can't remember me."
"In general, I know, although this ghost is powerful, it's just that the heat is a little worse, and the sedan chair is the way out."
As soon as I heard him say this, my hanging heart was relaxed.
"Then hurry up, let's pull my cousin, even if he doesn't know me, take him along, and we can go."
With a meow, a cat ran in from the door, jumped on the table, and all of a sudden, the surrounding environment changed, and the room, which was still bright, became gloomy and white.
"Oh, I didn't expect that old monk to have a way."
And all of a sudden, I looked around, all the dishes, all the shapes, heads, hearts, fingers, toes, a big table, I almost didn't throw up.
"Look outside."
I shuddered, took a few steps, and poked my head out.
The guests were full of ghosts, except for the cousin who didn't know it, all the ghosts with hideous faces talked and laughed with their cousins.
"Hey, the pomp is quite big, a hundred ghosts feast."
All of a sudden, I remembered what I had eaten at the station.
"Grass, what did we eat earlier?"
"Don't worry, it's all normal food, this female ghost seems to be too weak, the illusion created, there are quite a lot of loopholes, and it also let the old monk take advantage of the loopholes."
The tanuki cat, with eyes like brass bells and a ghostly glow, seemed to be waiting for us.
"I'm afraid, the old monk has already found the way, opened the passage, let this little guy, come in and take us out, let's go quickly!"
"Cousin, what should I do?"
"I can't control that much, you can bear it, you go."
Yin Qiujian said, hugged the tanuki cat, and walked out.
I grabbed him.
"My cousin, what will I do?"
"Hehe, of course, it's with the bride, the cave room is full of candles, and then you have a child."
I looked at Yin Qiu in amazement.
"How is this ghost and man possible?"
"It's ordinary, it's impossible, but there's a good medium, isn't it?" As he spoke, he pointed to the dragon and phoenix twins sitting in the auditorium at the end of the banquet.
The little girl sneered and put one hand around the little boy, who looked scared.
"What will happen then?"
"Of course, it's to give birth to a big fat boy, hehe, originally people and ghosts, one is yang, the other is yin, if you want to combine, it is against the way of heaven, when the time comes, people and gods are angry, heaven and earth are not allowed, but, now, there is a harmony between yin and yang, powerful, smart, I think of this method, it is simply a five-body throw."
Yin Qiu said that he was about to walk out with the cat in his arms.
I followed.
"What should I do?"
"Fortunately, the female ghost only noticed me, and didn't know about your existence, and the same goes for those ghosts outside?"
"Huh? Why? ”
"Beggars, in this world, don't say that they are people, and ghosts won't look at them squarely, they all think that you are just a product of this ghost domain, you can do it yourself, before they worship heaven and earth, try to find a way, I will go out to play with them."
"Aren't you unable to do it in the Ghost Domain?" I was a little worried.
"If I used to be, these ghosts, dared to do it in front of me, it would have been wiped out a long time ago, but now it's different."
Leaving only one sentence, Yin Qiu Jian left.
I walked to the flower bed next to the banquet, and leaned down, my cousin looked quite drunk, and those ghosts were constantly pouring my cousin.
There are so many faces with teeth and claws, and when I look at them, I feel fear, but I can't care so much, won't I want to worship heaven and earth later?
I can only see the right time to destroy the worship of heaven and earth.
"The bride has arrived." A female ghost with rotten cheeks, pulling the ghost bride, walked up from the right side of the platform.
"Perform the heavens and the earth." One imp shouted.
The cousin staggered up, and the ghosts below suddenly made a fuss.
"Madam Zi, it's really not easy, I was tortured in the city of vain, and I came out, and I bumped into such a good thing, it's really a blessing in disguise."
I heard the words coming from the banquet, and all of a sudden, I understood, this female ghost, isn't it just the one who ran away from the feud?
I gritted my teeth and looked around to find Yin Qiujian's figure, and found a few ghosts, sitting with him, looking like they were drinking and talking.
The cousin and the ghost bride stood together, a pilgrim, walked in front of the two, a headless ghost, with a different head, and his head was hanging over his body, and the cousin couldn't see it, and he looked happy.
"Worship heaven and earth."
As soon as the headless ghost shouted, I rushed forward and giggled.
"You're so pretty, I want to see the bride."
I pretended to be a fool, laughing and about to lift the bride's red hijab, when two ghosts came up and tried to hold me down.
"Okay, look, you can see wherever you want, haha, tonight, it's the big day of Young Master Ben, everyone, do you want to see it? My wife, those convex and backward places. ”
I felt a wow, I couldn't help but really want to praise my cousin, this is the best evidence of his corrupt private life, girlfriend, you can give it to others, now, the nature is difficult to change, plus, drink high again.
As he spoke, my cousin stopped the two ghosts who wanted to do something to me, and suddenly lifted the ghost's red hijab.
Looking at the ghost bride's face, I was scared and didn't dare to bow my head, so I could only continue to pretend to be stupid.
"Wow, that's beautiful."
"Haha, little beggar, I'm in a good mood to be the young master today, let you see enough, you can touch it if you want, let you try it."
The ghosts in the audience had blue and white faces, as if they were about to explode.
Immediately after that, my cousin began to strip the ghost bride's clothes, and after a while, all that was left was a red belly pocket and underwear.
My cousin took my hand.
"Come, little beggar, if you haven't touched it, touch it, haha......"
Seeing that my hand was about to touch the ghost bride, suddenly, the ghost bride laughed and stopped her cousin.
"Husband, how good or bad you are, let's have a drink first."
As he spoke, he conjured a glass of wine from his hand and handed it to his cousin, and I saw that there must be something wrong with the color of Yin Hong, so I rushed over after me.
"I'm going to drink." As he spoke, he snatched the glass of wine from the ghost's hand, slammed it, pretended to slip his hand, and knocked it to the ground.
"Oh, what a waste."
"Husband, after we finish the gift of heaven and earth, when the time comes, you can do whatever you want, can you do it?"
Then my cousin agreed, and I screamed like crazy, but I was taken down by two ghosts.
"I want to touch it first, let me touch it."
"Papapapa" a clapping sound sounded.
I saw Yin Qiu, in the crowd, smiling evilly.
"This gift of heaven and earth must be husband and wife, you and I are willing, heaven and earth can be proof, as a proof of union, what if that kid is unwilling?"
Suddenly, Yin Qiu said, threw the tanuki cat in his hand towards his cousin, and the moment the cat touched his cousin, his cousin screamed.
"Qingyuan, Qingyuan, what's going on, these things."
"Ah......h
"Heaven has a way, you don't go, hell has no door, you break in."
As soon as he exhaled, he went to Yin Qiujian's side, twisted his neck, and the ghost next to him was shaken apart by a burst of ghostly light.
I hurriedly ran to my cousin, hoping that Yin Qiu could hold on for a while, but the headless ghost didn't pay much attention to me, and I suddenly grabbed his head, kicked him away, and pulled my cousin.
"Cousin, let's go, the sedan chair, that sedan chair is the exit."
As he spoke, we were about to run off the stage, and at this moment, the little girl behind us giggled, and all of a sudden, blocked our way.
"Hey, hey, I'm your benefactor, you can get out of the city of the dead in vain, isn't it thanks to me?"
"Hmph, this little favor, Mrs. Ben, don't accept it, where did you come from, ghosts and wild ghosts, tonight, I will let your soul fly away."
"What a ghost, a wild ghost."
Yin Qiu suddenly shouted loudly, and suddenly, I saw the ghost next to me, as well as the ghost bride, Lady Zi, were shocked.
"I want to see who it is, the soul is flying, the soul is scattered."