Chapter 3: There are so many girls
Ye Tian shook his head and said seriously: "Big brother, the money used by the dead is not money?" I usually see some poor dead ghosts, and I can't help but give them a handout. ”
"Damn, I think you're tired and crooked, you dare to play with Lao Tzu! He also treats Lao Tzu as a dead ghost! "This time, the bald head is really hot, and he is going to continue to threaten Ye Tian with a dagger that is bright and dangling.
Ye Tian waved his hand, staring directly at the bald face, as if he had discovered a new continent, and said, "Big brother, don't be impulsive first." ”
The bald head was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand what Ye Tian was going to do, and he was about to attack again, but he heard Ye Tian say again: "Hey, strange, I see that your Yin Tang is black, judging from your current appearance, you have a blood light disaster!" ”
"Damn, you hillbilly is a bloody disaster." The bald head was completely angry, and he was teased by a hillbilly, and this person was a big shame.
However, before the bald man could finish speaking, a fist-sized black shadow smashed in front of him.
Bang!
The bald head suddenly felt a sharp pain, screamed, and sat back in his seat, his eyes as wide as copper bells: "You dare to hit me?" ”
"Eh, don't worry, you touch your forehead to see if there is any bleeding." Ye Tian's face was indifferent, as if he was a magic stick.
The bald head reached out and touched it when he heard this, and it was really slimy, "You...... You beat me to the blood? ”
The bald head felt that he was going crazy, and he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, he raised the dagger and was about to stab at Ye Tian.
Unexpectedly, Ye Tian's fist smashed over again at a faster speed.
Bang!
This time he aimed at his nose, Ye Tian smashed it and said, "Hey, I told you, you have a bloody disaster, and you still don't believe it." You see, bleeding, right? ”
"I'll fuck your uncle!" The bald head exploded.
Bang!
Another punch: "It's useless for you to call uncle, what's the matter, can I see it accurately?" ”
"You're going to be paralyzed!"
Bang!
"Don't scold people casually, it's not good, I haven't asked you for the money to look at it."
"How dare you ......"
Bang!
"Big brother, just ask if this is accurate, not if you don't want money."
"You ......"
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Don't fight, don't fight, it's so accurate." Ye Tian's fist rained down on the bald face, originally the bald head still looked fierce, but after a few punches, the whole person was completely stunned.
Nima has seen a beating, where has he ever seen such a beating? Serve it in the face!
Accurate?!
Who the fuck wouldn't watch this?
When the bald head raised his head again with his hands in his hands, his cheeks were already swollen like a pig's head, but except for the blood on his nose and forehead, there was not a drop of blood in the rest of the place.
"Big brother, what do you want to do?" The bald head was crying and mourning, and he couldn't even speak.
Ye Tian smiled: "Why don't you do it, how about it?" Am I sure I can see this? ”
"Exactly! It's so accurate! The bald head was really scared, he didn't expect Ye Tian, a hillbilly who looked thin, to be so black, and when he heard Ye Tian ask again, why don't you hurry up and nod like a chicken pecking rice.
"Oh, since it's so accurate, let's give the money." Ye Tian stretched out his hand, looking as a matter of course.
"Huh?! Still want money? ”
"Nonsense, don't you look like money?"
"......"
"What, don't want to?"
"No, no, no, willing, willing." How dare you not give it to the bald head, and if you don't give it, you won't be killed.
Hurriedly pulled on his body for a while, and finally scraped together more than 400 yuan, and sent it to Ye Tian, and said with tears in his eyes: "Big brother, that's all, in order to express your accuracy and my sincerity, I have put all my belongings on board." ”
"The children can be taught." Ye Tian nodded approvingly, and was not polite, took the money and put it into his bag, and then took out another twenty yuan and handed it to the bald man.
The bald head was stunned for a moment, thinking that Ye Tian was playing tricks on himself again, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly pushed it out, but heard Ye Tian say again: "This is the car money, one yard is one yard, send me to Jiangzhou University." ”
After a pause, Ye Tian grinned: "How is it, I'm still upright, right?" ”
The bald head burst into tears, and the sycophants snapped: "Integrity, the eldest brother is really a model of integrity, a model of my generation." ”
Ni Mei, I've never seen such a bully, I was beaten like this, and I gave money and oil, and now I have to say that people are true.
……
Under Ye Tian's obscenity, the bald head did not dare to slack off, and endured the pain on his face and sent Ye Tian to the gate of Jiangzhou University.
Ye Tian just got out of the car, the bald head didn't dare to stay for half a second longer, and the throttle hit directly to the bottom, as if he was afraid that Ye Tian would come up with something to toss himself, and he ran away without even saying hello.
Looking at the Xiali car that was gone, Ye Tian patted his bag: "Really, I haven't thanked you yet, I ran faster than when I peeked at Erya taking a shower and was caught." ”
Retracted his gaze and looked up towards the school gate.
Ye Tian's eyes couldn't help but straighten.
The campus of the university is much more beautiful than expected, especially the young and beautiful beauties, big and white...... Ahem, I'm here to learn, to straighten my mind.
It's just that although I think so in my heart, my eyes don't listen to me at all.
There are still two days before the start of school, and there are many students from Jiangzhou University who have come to report, look at those female students, and pick out one at random who can run for village flower with Erya.
"The big long ...... Eh, no, classmate, may I ask the freshman report......" Ye Tian saw a girl wearing denim shorts and an off-the-shoulder undershirt walking towards him, and hurriedly stepped forward with a smile on his face and was about to ask the freshman report office how to go, but he didn't expect that people just glanced at Ye Tian, pouted and snorted coldly: "Hillbilly, don't beat my idea, I will marry a rich second-generation woman in the future." ”
As he spoke, he twisted his head and swung his ass towards the distance.
Ye Tian was dumbfounded, touching his head with a strange expression: "I didn't say I wanted to pursue you, are all the girls in the city so narcissistic?" ”
Shaking his head, he walked towards the school.
The school is very lively now, with various clubs raising banners to recruit new members, and various colleges also hanging banners to welcome new students.
Ye Tian searched for a while and didn't find the archaeology major that the master had applied for him, but he saw a group of people surrounded by a place not far away that said Martial Arts Club recruitment, and some people even stood on the makeshift table and shouted loudly: "Students, the Martial Arts Club is recruiting, we are ingenious this year, using barbells as the recruitment standard." Don't miss it when you pass by, come and have a look. ”
Ye Tian curiously leaned over and found that there were three barbells on the ground, which were written one hundred and fifty catties, two hundred catties and five hundred catties respectively.
According to the meaning of the shouting student, 150 catties is the minimum standard for entering the martial arts club, but if you can lift a barbell of 200 catties or 500 catties, you can be exempted from the fee for joining the club, and you will be rewarded with an additional 500 or 1,000 yuan.
Hearing that there was money to take, Ye Tian was even more interested, and was about to step forward when he saw a sturdy freshman with a foot of 1.9 meters come forward and ask, "Senior, if I can lift a two-hundred-pound barbell, do I really have money to take it?" ”
"Of course, classmates, not only do you have money to get, but you can also get our President Chen to invite you to eat in the canteen."
"President Chen, who?" The freshman was a little confused.
An elderly classmate sneered: "Senior brother, you don't know, right?" Chen Yumo, the president of the martial arts club, is the school flower of our school, and the team that usually wants to eat with her can go around the school. ”
"Hehe, of course, if you can join our martial arts club, you will have more opportunities to contact the president in the future, and maybe you can spark." The seniors who recruited members also became confused.
The freshman hesitated for a moment, and didn't know if it was for the beautiful president or for the five hundred yuan, so he agreed: "Okay, I'll try." ”
As he spoke, he stepped forward and grabbed the two-hundred-pound barbell with both hands, and lifted it up hard, but his face was flushed, but he was stunned and did not lift the barbell, but sat on the ground with a plop, causing a burst of laughter.
"Haha, where is the money so easy to make!"
"That is, if this money is so easy to make, why don't people clearly mark the price of one hundred and fifty catties."
"I said Li Dazhuang, who did you learn this trick from, specifically fooling new students, right?"
Someone seemed to know the person who recruited the newcomer, and said with a smile.
Li Dazhuang, who recruited the new person, glanced at the person who spoke, clenched his fist and waved it in a frightened manner: "What do you know, this is the idea of our president." Go aside, if the president knows that you are ruining her good deeds, go back and clean you up. ”
The classmate who spoke turned pale with fright when he heard this, and seemed to be very afraid of the president of the martial arts club, so he shrank his head and didn't dare to say a word and slipped away.
Li Dazhuang continued to shout, and many students who didn't know why wanted to try it, but no one could lift the weight of two hundred catties at all.
"That ......" Ye Tian squeezed in front of Li Dazhuang: "I want to ask, if I can lift a barbell of two hundred and five hundred catties at the same time, will both of them have money?" ”
The scene, which was still a little noisy, immediately quieted down, and everyone turned their heads to look at Ye Tian.
When he saw that Ye Tianda was still wearing a long shirt in the summer, and the clothes were washed white, he looked like a hillbilly, and suddenly laughed again: "Haha, there is a guy who brags and doesn't make drafts!" ”
Li Dazhuang pursed his lips and asked, "You are also a freshman this year?" ”
"yes." Ye Tian nodded, pointed to the two barbells, and was still very persistent about the fifteen hundred yuan: "Senior, is it okay?" ”
"Yes, of course!" Li Dazhuang narrowed his eyes: "But we have a rule here, there is only one chance, you either lift a five-hundred-pound barbell or a two-hundred-pound barbell at a time, so you can only get a sum of money." ”
Speaking of this, Li Dazhuang smiled meaningfully: "But, look at your body, I have to say ugly things to the front first, if you flash your waist and hit your feet, we will not be responsible." ”
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, don't be responsible. I wonder if I lift a barbell with one hand and lift both at the same time, can I get 1,500 yuan? Ye Tian asked very seriously.
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