The watermelon cake with the highest value in the whole platter.

The ginger melon went down with a spoonful and scooped up a large piece.

"It melts in your mouth, it's sweet but not greasy, and it's delicious."

Jiang Xiaomelon commented, "The watermelon flavor is very strong, and it is not the taste of essence, no wonder so many people like it, it is really delicious, do you want to try it?" ”

Yun Qiao nodded hurriedly.

Jiang Xiaomelon smiled brightly, "The next question, you can answer it correctly." ”

……

Half an hour later.

8 different cakes, all scooped up by a small melon.

One by one, they have changed from Xi Shi to Dong Shi, from Diao Chan to Zhao ......

Yun Qiao only felt that his heart had been dug up piece after piece, and now he was empty and became a hollow person.

Taking advantage of the little melon to go to the toilet, Yun Qiao released his resentment in the group.

Emperor Qiao: I'm going to abolish the queen.

Qing Guifei: Waste, scrap immediately! In terms of seniority, it's also my turn to be Queen Wen.

Shi Meiren: Father-in-law Wen.

General Chu: Where are you?

Lemon Concubine: Emperor Qiao, his words are against his ears, the queen is all for the sake of the country, and he is absolutely selfless!

Dyeing Concubine: Old Ginger ...... Giving you a make-up essay?

Qiao Huang: How do you know?

Ran Guifei: What can drive you crazy, in addition to writing is eating, ginger is still old ginger and spicy.

Qiao Huang: ......

An hour later.

Jiang Jinan rubbed his eyebrows with his left hand and his stomach with his right hand.

After eating so much cake, he has to get up at 6 o'clock tomorrow and spend half the morning at the gym.

Yun Qiao's face was full of resentment.

"You have to make a big move!"

Jiang Jinan took a deep breath, "The last way, at the beginning, write according to your meaning to understand the topic, write to the last paragraph, and you sublimate the theme for me." ”

"How do you sublimate the theme?"

"It's about being high! Elevate the mind, raise consciousness, and summarize from a macro perspective. ”

"Fake big empty? Isn't writing a dissertation the most taboo about this? ”

"This is an essay, not a thesis, you have to talk big!" Jiang Xiaomelon was speechless.

"Isn't that a lie?"

Jiang Xiaomelon supported his forehead, "Who hasn't written a story when writing an essay?" The most memorable day when I was a child, the person I loved the most......"

"When I started writing argumentative essays in high school, sometimes I really can't think of any famous quotes to quote, aren't they all made up?"

"I also wrote an essay at the end of last semester in which the sun has set, and the famous mathematician Holman said something to prove my argument."

Jiang Gua said, taking a sip of water.

Yun Qiao thought thoughtfully: "The sun has set, and there is a mathematician named Holman in the country?" Why haven't I heard of it? ”

"I told you I made it up."

“…… You even make up people's names. ”

"It's safer. Write too famous people, in case the teacher is a fan of that person, look at the nonsense and make it up every minute, and you will be pressed ten points. It's better to make up a personal name, the teacher who corrects the paper doesn't know it, at most he thinks he hasn't heard of it, after all, there are so many celebrities, who can hear of them all. ”

"Can't you look it up?"

"Who has time to check the papers."

Yun Qiao: "......"

When they were on Penglai Island, the big bulls in those laboratories would forget to publish papers in internationally renowned journals, and the most common thing they said was that they must write papers rigorously, accurately, and seek truth from facts.

Right now......

What should I do if the three views are a little broken?

Yun Qiao couldn't help but look at the ginger melon again.

“…… Why do you look at me like that. ”

"It's ......"

Yun Qiao bit his lip, "It's just that the cognition is a little subverted." ”

"Huh?"

"The school grass and school bully of the thirteenth middle school will also fool the teacher."

“…… Who can't stipulate it. ”