Chapter 495: Come, I'll give you a rhythm and continue to scold
Qingfeng looked at Mingyue with a confused expression: "What is he doing?" β
Mingyue shook her head: "I don't know, it sounds a bit like counting treasures!" β
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Fang Hao stopped playing the rhythm, I'll give you a rap rhythm, you say I'm a counter?
But this one is a distraction.
The breeze and the moon have no interest in scolding.
Tang Seng stepped forward and saluted and said, "Two fairy children, what are you doing here?" If you have something to say, let's say it slowly, what the poor monk did wrong, you just point it out! β
Qingfeng said: "Heh, I just said all the feelings in vain? You stole my ginseng fruit and let me speak slowly? β
Tang Seng was even more confused: "Ginseng fruit? I don't even know what it looks like, so I just ate it! β
Mingyue sneered: "Okay, you monk, you are sanctimonious, we will give it to you to eat, the one you said looks like a child is the ginseng fruit!" Just pretend! β
Tang Seng hurriedly recited a few words of the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, I was scared when I saw that thing, how could I steal it?" Don't be wrong! β
Qingfeng said: "Although you didn't eat it, the few people under your hands did!" β
Tang Seng looked at Sun Wukong and the others.
Zhu Bajie immediately shook his head: "I don't know the old pig!" β
Sun Wukong laughed, this idiot is too good at throwing the pot.
Qingfeng Mingyue saw Sun Wukong smiling, and immediately pointed at Sun Wukong and said: "He laughed, he stole it, he stole it!" β
Sun Wukong said angrily: "My old grandson was born to laugh, what's the matter? Your family has lost fruit, and I can't laugh anymore? β
Tang Seng persuaded: "Wukong, don't be angry first!" We are monks, monks don't speak, don't eat food with a bad conscience, if it's really you, you can apologize to him, why bother! β
Fang Hao listened and nodded beside him.
I thought that although this Tang Seng was a little pedantic, and sometimes seemed to be a chicken thief, he was actually a good person, and his speech was reasonable.
It's just that there are limitations in this society.
Sun Wukong thought that what the master said was also reasonable, so he honestly explained: "Master, that fruit is indeed what we eat!" Just because Bajie heard the two Taoist boys say that they wanted to eat ginseng fruit, he wanted to taste it, so I went to fight four, my three brothers each ate one, and one gave it to Brother Fang! β
Then he said to Qingfeng Mingyue very honorably: "Now that I have eaten, what do you want!" Apologize or what, just say, my grandson can do it! β
Qingfeng said angrily: "Obviously stole 5 of us, but you still say 4?" β
Sun Wukong hadn't spoken yet, Zhu Bajie stopped doing it, he yelled at Sun Wukong with his stomach: "Brother Monkey, you are not righteous, you obviously stole 5, why only take out 4 to divide?" β
Originally, it could still be explained, but Zhu Bajie's statement confirmed that Sun Wukong stole 5.
Qingfeng Mingyue has lived for more than a thousand years, they all grew up in the Taoist temple, they are the two youngest junior brothers, and they have been held by the senior brothers since they were children, so they don't know how thick the sky is when they speak.
The one that scolds is called an ugly one.
Any splash monkey is good.
There are unpleasant things like "the beast who is the next worker", "the monkey thief who can't learn even if you are a scholar", and "no wonder they all say that monkeys are hairy......
This is even the race scolded.
This made Sun Wukong angry, his eyes were angry, his teeth rattled, and the golden hoop stick was clenched tightly and tightly.
If it weren't for the clarity in his mind, I'm afraid he would have to pick a stick to knock out the brains of Qingfeng Mingyue.
Fang Hao saw all this in his eyes, according to the plot of Journey to the West, Sun Wukong would pull out the hair on the back of his head at this time, and then conjure up a fake Sun Wukong here, and his real body ran to the ginseng orchard, and directly pushed down the ginseng fruit, giving the ginseng fruit a desperate plan.
So that everyone can't eat.
It stands to reason that Sun Wukong did something really wrong, first stealing and eating other people's ginseng fruits, and then toppling the fruit trees.
But after experiencing it personally, Fang Hao understood that it was no wonder that the mouths of these two Taoist priests were too poisonous, and the living could be scolded to death.
But since Fang Hao is here, he must not let Sun Wukong knock down the ginseng tree.
Because that's exactly what the forces want to see.
Fang Hao didn't let them get their way.
Fang Hao pressed one hand on Sun Wukong's shoulder and said, "Brother Monkey, don't be angry yet, you just treat them as if they were farting!" β
Qingfeng Mingyue suddenly became furious, and aimed the muzzle of the cannon at Fang Hao: "Who do you say is farting?" β
"It stinks, it smells bad!"
"Where did you come from?"
Fang Hao asked with a smile: "I'll just ask, what kind of magical powers do you two have?" Will there be any spells? β
Qingfeng frowned: "Why are you asking this?" β
Fang Hao said: "I think you two are scolding people, I don't know if you fight for a while, will you two have as good kung fu as mouths?" β
Qingfeng said, "You, what are you going to do?" Do you dare to hit someone after stealing something? β
Fang Hao smiled: "Look at what you said, you think we are thieves, so why don't you dare to be thieves?" Did you take off your pants yourself and let me beat me? Or do I do it myself? β
Qingfeng Mingyue glanced at each other.
Seeing Fang Hao didn't look like a joke.
Hurriedly ran out.
The two of them are really not good.
After they left, Fang Hao said to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, think about it carefully, how many fruits did you hit?" β
Sun Wukong smiled: "Brother Xian, you still don't know me? I don't care to lie! The three of us, plus you, are exactly four fruits! β
Fang Hao followed the temptation: "Just four? Nothing else went wrong? β
"Huh!" Sun Wukong suddenly remembered that when he knocked down the first fruit, he didn't know that the ginseng fruit would escape when it encountered the soil, so the fruit disappeared directly into the soil, and he also blamed the land lord for this, so he said it, "Oh, I was confused and made a mistake, I'll go and talk to those two little Taoists!" But the mouths of those two little Taoist priests are too annoying, too annoying! β
Fang Hao smiled: "It's just a matter of tongue!" β
Tang Seng over there said: "Wukong, since it's our fault, let's go and apologize!" What they do, we do! β
Sun Wukong was angry, thought about it and said: "It's late today, tomorrow, tomorrow I'll apologize!" β
said that after the two left, they were thinking about what to do.
After all, the number of fruits suddenly changed from 28 to 21, which is too much less.
They can't afford it.
So the two of them thought, when Master Zhen Yuanzi comes back, let Zhen Yuanzi fall.
But before that, Tang Seng and his apprentices can't be let go.
They were also naΓ―ve, and directly took out two copper locks to lock the outside door.
thought that Sun Wukong and the others would not be able to get out in this way.
After locking the door, the two of them were still angry in their hearts, so they scolded loudly outside the door: "You thieves, when my master comes back, you will be broken into ten thousand pieces!" β
Fang Hao thought to himself that these two boys really didn't know the height of the sky, and directly summoned Mark 3.
Tang Seng, Wukong and Bajie had all seen Mark No. 3 and were not surprised to know that this was Fang Hao's spell. It shocked the sand monk.
Fang Hao walked to the door, and directly slapped the palm cannon, and opened the door lock, and even blasted a big hole in the door.
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