Xi Chunyu walked out of the gate of the Z University, looked back at the gate of the majestic and majestic top university in Yongcheng, and sighed slightly. He really didn't expect that there would be such an honest child in this year, an abnormal dating app in the same city, and the information filled in by someone on it was 100% true?

How the hell did he get into Z University? Rely on simplicity and stupidity? What about IQ? Is it indispensable to defend against others?

I'm afraid this kid isn't a heartless eye, right?

On the other hand, Xi Chun is self-reliant, his English name is casually given, and his age, occupation, personality, hobbies, and even height and weight are all fake.

28 years old software engineer? Silently working hard and wanting to gain a foothold in Yongcheng? The Yongpiao family who share a low-rent house with their fellow villagers? A dead house program dog who works overtime and stays up late every day?

……

Looking back, how many lies did he tell in the more than a year he chatted with Gu Xi?

I can't remember, I can't count.

In the end, Xi Chunyu's mind recalled the sentence he mocked Mu Jinzhi, "It's been a lie for a long time, can you still hold it?" ”

Headache.

The face hurts.

Sizzle-

It's a headache than a headache.

Three minutes later, the mobile phone rang, Xi Chunyu glanced at the caller ID, his face changed slightly, and he answered with a wry smile, the call was very short, only two seconds.

A female voice: "Dare to be late for me!" Xi Chunyu, you're dead! ”

Belch......

Headache.

The head hurts more than the face.

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Three hours ago.

Xiao Lang, the head of the "Yongcheng Death Troupe", hooked up with a vote to be a member of the Death Regiment and made an appointment to go up the mountain to die.

The night before, Xiao Lang fooled everyone in the group like this: "The newly opened off-road racing track in the Qiumo Mountain Ecological Zone, buddy experienced it last month, it's awesome, it's worth a ride." I just received the news that the crew of "Death Racing" rented a runway on the mountainside this month for filming. Brothers show their faces and let them see, what is a sports car, what is a flying car! ”

The group responded.

Naturally, some people ridiculed Xiao Lang for his ill-intentioned intentions. Everyone in the circle knows that the first female in the crew of "Death Hurricane", the actress Qin Shiyi and Xiao Lang have had a scandal for a while, and a group of gentlemen are still betting on whether Lang Shao can win the actress and set a new record within 100 days this time, and the public relations team of the brokerage company came forward to officially refute the rumors.

Xiao Lang sent cars, bags, jewelry, and resources, chased the shadow queen for a month, what airport with the same frame photo, and the high paste photos of sending the beautiful woman back to the boudoir at night were exploded, in fact, Xiao Lang didn't even hold people's hands, Su Sujing accompanied people ambiguously past the movie promotion period, so he gave an official refutation of rumors, plus a private blackout, you say you are angry or not.

Xiao Lang knew that this group of people had a bad mouth, and anyway, everyone was just joking with each other, so they were as quick as they spoke.

A few hours ago, Xiao Lang finally posted the championship prize of this race car in the group - a piece of Gobi black jade.

Just looking at the pictures, you can see that this piece of Gobi black jade is of high quality, heavy and greasy, the texture is fine, black as ink, smooth and lovely, Yuan Qingye looks at this piece of "Guimei Stone" that has been tempered by hundreds of millions of years of wind, frost, snow and rain, especially carefully, the shape of this natural black jade is still a bit like a black fungus? !

Black fungus, black fungus...... Hei Mu Er!

Hehe, the more Yuan Qingye looked at the piece of black jade, the more he scratched his heart and lungs, and he took his mobile phone and clicked on the picture and began to declare ownership: "Little fungus, you are my sister's." ”

So, what kind of guarantees, swears to the sky, or what promises and agreements are all put behind me, and forcibly requisitioned the car and pass card of Luo Youqing, the prince of paint, and went up the mountain with a sigh.