Chapter 105: The Countryman Is Real

Dahan looked at Jiufeng's face and repeated: "Yes, madam." ”

"Hey, shopkeeper, are you mistaken? I'm the lady! Feng Jiao'er snatched the recipe from the big man's hand, and her face was very dissatisfied.

"Girl, I'm not mistaken, it's this master himself who said it." Dahan glanced at Gong Changyu a few times.

"Oh. I see, his brain may be in water, it's not good. Don't listen to his nonsense. Feng Jiao'er nodded slightly, and did not break Gong Changyu on the spot.

"Madame, what do you want to eat?" Dahan is no longer entangled in the small question of who is the lady, as long as he gives the silver, it doesn't matter who is the lady or not.

"A plate of goose intestines, a plate of peanuts, a plate of stir-fried shrimp, a plate of braised pork knuckles, a beef hot pot ......" Feng Jiaoer didn't look at the recipe, and directly said the menu, "By the way, the beef should be sliced." ”

"Very well, ma'am." Dahan wrote down the menu and called the menu to the kitchen, "A plate of goose intestines, a plate of peanuts, a plate of stir-fried shrimp, a plate of braised pork feet, and a beef hot pot." ”

"Shopkeeper, you know—" replied a fat chef in the kitchen.

Then he asked, "Would you like to warm a jug of wine?" ”

"Is there any Hengshui Lao Baigan?" Feng Jiao'er asked.

"Nope." Dahan shook his head.

"Is there any ninety-nine daughter red?" Feng Jiaoer said.

"Not either." Dahan still shook his head.

"Do you have any liquor in the store?" Feng Jiao'er was a little impatient.

"Louis XVI, do you want it?" Dahan took out a bottle of wine from the wine cabinet.

"We also have this wine in Qingheguo, why is it called Lu Yi Sixteen?" Gong Changyu asked.

"This lord is Louis XVI, not Lu Yi XVI." Dahan corrected.

"I want Lu Yi eighteen." Gong Changyu said with a smile.

"I'm sorry, no." Dahan said

"Is there Lu Yi Fifteen?" Gong Changyu looked at the French and Western characters on the wine bottle, and it was in vain, he didn't know the ghosts and the characters at all.

"Not either." The big man really can't cry and laugh, Louis XVI is sixteen, it seems that what the lady said just now is too right, this master has a bad brain.

"What kind of tea is this, bitter and astringent?" Gong Changyu took a sip of herbal tea and spit it out, "What's the matter with your shop, what do you want." Is there any rice wine? ”

"There is no rice wine either." The shopkeeper said.

"Damn, I don't even have rice wine, no wonder your inn business is not good." Gong Changyu stood up, slapped the table, and said loudly.

"This lord, our inn does not sell rice wine, but specializes in wine. Dare to ask if the guest officer is a redneck? The shopkeeper carried Louis XVI back to the counter.

"Get straight to the point, close the door and teach your children. I'm from the country, what's wrong? Gong Changyu propped his elbows on the counter.

"The countrymen are really. If you have something to say, let it go if you have a fart, leave half of the fart if you don't talk, leave half of the fart, make eyes on people, and sell off. In front of people who are not used to seeing it, he can't put on a smiling face or say anything. The shopkeeper took a towel to wipe the bottle of Louis XVI, "The countryman is honest, brainless, dead-eyed, and only knows the reason for death, one is one, two is two, Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao." ”

"Shopkeeper, what you said has gone to my heart. I am just a intestine leading to the pylorus, I can't bend, I'm not good at blending, I don't know how to read food and eat, and I don't know how to watch people do things. If you want me to see the wind and rudder, deceive, play famous, play with spears, and do flower work, even if I am killed, I can't play it, I can't do it. Gong Changyu said as he spoke, he couldn't help but think of his being suppressed by Jiang Changyi, and his heart was angry.

"Well, the countrymen are always in awe, fearing the destiny of heaven, and fearing the words of the saints, and there are few daring and reckless people. The hearts of the people in the countryside are not big, they have a house, they have fields, they can eat enough food, and they can keep out the cold, so they are satisfied. Countrymen, if you can live a pure life, you have nothing else to ask for. The shopkeeper put the bottle of Louis XVI back on the wine cabinet, and looked at Gong Changyu carefully, "Guest officer, I see that you are dignified and heroic, at least you are also a fifth-grade official, right?" ”

"The shopkeeper, I'm just a farmer, what kind of five-grade official." Gong Changyu stretched out his calloused palm to the shopkeeper, "I have no ambition, I haven't thought about being a big official, making a fortune, and it will be famous for thousands of years." Don't dare to hurt the heavens and reason, and don't seek great wealth and nobility......"

Hehe, Gong Changyu really sees people talking about people, and he has seen talking nonsense.

"Guest, you're wrong. You are only in your twenties, very young, you were not frivolous when you were young, when were you frivolous? Half a bucket of water is the time to swing, although it can't get up with strong winds and waves, the starting point of the microwave light wave is still okay, and it is also interesting. When the bucket is full, I am worried that the water in the bucket will overflow, so I dare not shake it if I want to. For example, at my age, I can't do it. The shopkeeper laughed.

"Shopkeeper, what is your surname?" Gong Changyu asked.

"Don't be expensive, the little surname is Gong."

"Aha, my surname is Gong too. What a coincidence, you can also meet clan relatives in Lao Cai Town. Brother, are you Guigeng? ”

"Forty and two."

"Excuse me?"

"Ziwen is prosperous. I'm a Sheng character generation, a Sheng topic. What about you? ”

"Hehe, I'm a Changzi generation, my real name is Changyu, and my nickname is Laoxue."

"You're not fooling me, are you?"

"The entire Qinghe Kingdom, the Fan Gong family, in the last years of the Jingming Dynasty, had a general score, how dare I talk nonsense?"

"That's, that's. So, I'll have to call you brother-in-law. ”

"You can call it whatever you want."

"Since you are a clan relative, you have to act according to the clan rules. Uncle Changyu, the old nephew asks you something, you have to tell the truth. ”

"Sheng topic, the family doesn't talk about the two families, and if you have something to say, you can say it quickly."

"I've been running an inn here for ten or twenty years, and I've seen all kinds of people. Almost a year ago, a group of blue wolf army chased and killed a girl, it is said to be the eldest princess of the blue wolf country, chased to the door of my inn, the girl fought with the blue wolf army, and accidentally dropped a southern red agate bracelet...... Do you know where the owner of this bracelet is? Gong Shengdi took out the red cloth bag from his arms and slowly opened it, and inside was a bracelet, which was handed over to Gong Changyu.

"Hey, why is this bracelet exactly the same as my daughter-in-law's?" Gong Changyu took the bracelet and looked at it carefully, there were a few words engraved on it, but he didn't know it.

"Uncle, have you seen anything similar to this bracelet?" Gong Shengdi was surprised.

"Hmm. Boss, come over for a moment. Gong Changyu shouted.

"Changyu, what's the matter?" Feng Jiao'er came over in response.

"Look, what's written on this bracelet?" Gong Changyu pointed to the words of the bracelet and said.

"Fushou Yongkang ......," Feng Jiao'er read.

"Auntie, why do you have the same bracelet in your hand?" Gong Shengdi's eyes lit up, and he saw the southern red agate bracelet on Feng Jiaoer's wrist with a glance.

"Yes...... Shopkeeper, what did you call me just now? Feng Jiao'er was a little confused, and she couldn't figure out the north.

"Auntie, Uncle Changyu and I are clan relatives, a generation younger than him. You're my uncle's wife, so I'll call you Auntie. Gong Sheng explained.

"Shopkeeper, your uncle and I haven't married yet, so don't call me aunt." Feng Jiao'er waved her hand.

"If you don't get married, you are a prospective aunt, and a prospective aunt is also an aunt." Gong Sheng said with a smile.

"If you call me aunt and call me old, I won't get used to it." Feng Jiao'er took the bracelet and compared it with the one in her hand.

"You'll get used to it slowly." Gong Changyu said.

"Changyu, before I passed the door, I was not the daughter-in-law of your Gong family, and I must not be called my aunt." Feng Jiao'er said that she didn't agree with Gong Sheng's title to call her aunt. How awkward it is for a "bearded" man in his forties to call himself aunt.

"It's better to call you Madame." Gong Shengdi was a little embarrassed, "Madam, in my opinion, this bracelet should be a pair with the one in your hand." If you like it, I'll return it to Zhao and return it to you. ”

"Shopkeeper, thank you very much." Feng Jiaoer grabbed the agate bracelet from Gong Changyu's hand and put it on her left hand. Thinking about it, the real bracelet that has been lost for more than half a year has been lost and recovered, is this fate?

"The master, this bracelet has to give the shopkeeper some silver before it can be taken away." Gong Changyu reached out and asked for money.

"Hey, the shopkeeper said that it was returned to me, what kind of silver to give, you wooden fish pimple." Feng Jiao'er poked Gong Changyu's forehead.

"Yes, uncle. There is no need to give money. "Gong Sheng is happy.

"What's going on?" Gong Changyu touched his forehead.

"Uncle, the bracelet was lost by Madame, and the thing was returned to its original owner, and I was relieved." Gong Sheng said.

"Okay. It's so fragrant......" Gong Changyu smelled the fragrance of vegetables wafting from the lobby, and he couldn't help but salivate, "Let's go, let's eat!" ”

"Uncle, do you want a bottle of Louis XVI?" Gong Sheng shouted.

"I'll go, it's Lu Yi's sixteenth again, isn't it wine?" Gong Changyu smiled, "It's good to have two bottles." ”

"Okay, uncle. I give you the best price. Gong Shengdi was overjoyed, and hurriedly took out two bottles of Louis XVI, "Bang-bang-" opened the bottle twice, and happily delivered it to the dining table......

After eating, Gong Changyu, who drank more than a bottle of Louis XVI, took a bath, lay on the bed, thinking over and over again, and couldn't sleep.

Feng Jiao'er's good-looking melon seed face was always shaking in front of her, and after a while, Miao Peilin's vicious eyes also came in, and then Zhu Shuiqiang, who had a sharp beak monkey's cheeks, and then Ran Jiufeng's red face.

These images intersect and dangle like water waves. In a daze, Gong Changyu finally fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took, Gong Changyu half-opened his eyes, and a carp bounced up from the bed. Fortunately, it was not getting light. He hurriedly washed his cold face and tiptoed open the door of the inn. Everyone else in the inn slept very deeply, but Gong Sheng's mother-in-law was very elf, and shouted in the back room, who?