Chapter 150: I Don't Eat Human Legs

The old man's words of God whether this is a man or a god have not yet landed, and the blue rose has already held a round bird's nest steadily, and stood in front of them with a smile.

"Is it necessary to distinguish between humans and immortals so clearly? Hee-hee, people can become immortals, immortals, and sometimes they can also become humans. ”

"You're not a human, you're a holy aunt!" The old man bent down and bowed.

"You say that I am a human being, and if I am a holy aunt, I don't mind this very much." Blue Rose's face was bright, her mouth responded to their words, but her hand was teasing the bird in the nest, "It's so cute, when I go home, I will take you back to Guanyin Temple, are you willing to go there to settle down?" ”

"Dare to ask if the Holy Aunt lives in the Guanyin Temple?" The master immediately asked with a flattering smile.

"That Guanyin Temple, in addition to the mountain is the tree, in addition to the tree is the bird, in addition to the bird is the cricket, in addition to the cricket, of course, there is also a me, hehe, there is no excitement here, there are still people who burn incense and worship the Buddha, otherwise how do I know that there are goblins here?"

Because Blue Rose unintentionally showed her hand, which made the eldest master and the master very respectful, although she spoke upside down, and sometimes even the bull's head was not in the horse's mouth, they would still listen carefully, hoping to hear a little bit of staring.

Immortals are generally crazy when they speak, and that's what they think in their hearts now.

What the Holy Aunt said, they figured out a little bit, the Holy Aunt lives in the Guanyin Temple, and the reason why she came here is because the people who burn incense and worship the Buddha say that there are goblins in the city.

"Dare to ask the Holy Aunt, are you the only one living in the Guanyin Temple?" The master asked cautiously.

"You fool, very stupid, how can I live alone, naturally there is a master and sister there, there are a few mortal flesh and bones there, there are mud bodhisattvas there, and occasionally people who burn incense and worship Buddha also live there."

The information has finally been fully gathered, and further action is now awaited.

The eldest lord and the master courteously invited Blue Rose into the official office. Blue Rose thought for a while, and suddenly grabbed the eldest master and asked, "You, can you enter the palace?" ”

"Enter the palace, of course you can, of course you can!" The eldest lord replied in a loud voice.

"Okay, are there any chicken and duck legs and goose legs to eat in the house? Since I lived in the Guanyin Temple, I haven't eaten legs for a long time. ”

"Of course there is, of course there are, all kinds of legs." The eldest man followed the blue rose to say legs, and most of the people who heard it were forcing the laughing nerve in their hearts.

"Do you really have any legs? Don't coax me, if you do, I'll take off your legs, what are you doing? Blue Rose was lost in thought.

Suddenly, as if she understood something, she stroked her palms and laughed: "Of course, I'm not a goblin, so naturally I can't eat human legs, but I don't know if the nest of birds in my hand will eat human legs and legs, and they will eat locust legs, and I don't know if human legs can eat them, I haven't studied this yet." ”

"Holy aunt, it must eat the human leg, because the skin is too thick, and the little bird can't bite it." The master habitually solves problems for others, and immediately expressed the doubts in Blue Rose's heart.

Blue Rose immediately smiled: "You're still right, the human skin is too thick, I didn't expect you to be a fat man with a beard, and you're quite smart." You can wear this hat appropriately. ”

Blue Rose suddenly made the eldest master and the master switch hats with lightning speed.

How dare the eldest lord show the slightest dissatisfaction, he invited Blue Rose into the lobby early in the morning, and instructed the kitchen to quickly cook the legs and legs of all kinds of poultry and serve them.

Blue Rose teased the birds, frolicking in the hall as if no one was around, and when the legs of all kinds of chickens, ducks and geese were placed on a large table, she was as happy as a fairy, and devoured them.

The master with the black gauze hat pulled the eldest master aside and said in a low voice: "Immortals, we can't offend. ”

The eldest lord bowed his head and said, "That's that!" ”

"This holy aunt doesn't play cards according to common sense, and we can't figure out the logic, so we don't dare to act rashly." Master continued.

"That's that!"

"Didn't the Holy Aunt say that there was her master and sister living in the Guanyin Temple? We just went to greet us, since it is someone else's master, we must be more capable, as long as we invite this master to come, we are not afraid that the fairy master will also be upside down. The master smiled.

"yes, why didn't I think of that?" The old man patted his head.

"If the lord thinks of it, then what else do you want me to do as a smart person? The Holy Aunt has said, I am a smart person...... "It's a pity that although the Holy Aunt is right, but smart people may not be able to wear this black gauze hat, this master is a little regretful, and the words that follow are heartbroken, and it simply stops.

The master glanced at his head, and reluctantly wanted to return the black gauze hat to the master.

"The Holy Aunt is still here, you will wear it for the time being, go to accompany the Holy Aunt, and I will personally go to the Guanyin Temple, welcome the Holy Aunt and Sister back to the Yamen, and then discuss how to punish the goblins."

"This should have been done, my lord......"

"Don't shirk it, as long as you serve the holy aunt well and make you happy, don't say that the black gauze hat can be lent to you to wear, even if I want me to take off this official uniform and lend it to you to wear, I will not hesitate."

"The big man is wise, the big man is wise!"

"I said, you two big men, what are you planning over there? So many legs and legs, come and eat together. "Blue Rose was almost finished eating, and then she thought about greeting others.

"The holy aunt is calling, you can go to eat and chat with you, I'll rush to the Guanyin Temple."

The master nodded, since the holy aunt said that he was a smart person, and a smart person accompanied the holy aunt to eat and drink, that was right, so he ran over.

Blue Rose politely handed the master a chicken leg, and muttered in her mouth: "You can eat the chicken leg small, the duck leg and the goose leg are big, leave it to me, and when I clean up the goblin, if I am hungry and have no strength, it will be troublesome, so this is called being prepared." ”

After her legs were full, Blue Rose stood up and said to her master: "Smart man, now that I have the strength, let's go and clean up the goblins." ”

"This is going to clean up the goblins?"

"Why, don't you want that goblin?" Blue Rose glared at the master fiercely, his eyes were dripping, although innocent, the master was still a little scared.

"Reluctant, reluctant, how can you be reluctant?" The master lowered his eyebrows and smiled.

"That's right, what's so good about goblins, although they will become beautiful women, they will change into light clusters, they will change into silver and gold, and they will also change into my beloved crickets and birds, but you know, this is all a masking method, and it won't last long, it will be like fireworks and meteors, and it will soon be gone."

"It seems that the fairy is familiar with goblins."

"Hehe, of course I'm familiar with it, how many monsters are rabbits, foxes, and trees and rattans, even if they cultivate into human form, I still let them serve my crickets and birds, if you dare to say half a word, I will immediately capture their primordial gods and imprison them in stones, and let them suffer from the sun and rain."