Chapter 922: Eat Something Good
"Uh, what's this?"
Lao Dao squatted beside the pit and looked down.
The part of the old turtle's consciousness in the turtle shell man's body had already left his body because he wanted to take away Boss Zhou, and now, it must have been reduced to a tooth sacrifice.
But the body of the turtle shell man is still here, the crater is caused by the previous explosion, there is already some liquefied liquid in it, and now it seems that some groundwater is infiltrating upward, and it has actually formed a puddle with a small area.
The turtle shell man's body began to shrink, yes, he who was floating in the puddle did not swell, but actually began to shrink.
The little monkey squatted at the foot of the old road, looked at the turtle below, and from time to time reached out tentatively to reach forward, as if he wanted to go up and touch it.
"I said, what's this?"
Lao Dao asked Xu Qinglang who was standing next to him.
The boss's body was placed on a straw bed, and the little boy stood next to him, which was regarded as protecting the Dharma, and at this point, the little boy did not need to be instructed by others.
Yingying didn't come back, anyway, the matter is over, after listening to the black chick say that the boss let the old turtle take the house, Xu Qinglang and the little boy didn't panic, although the boss didn't wake up now, but maybe he was also talking to the big boss about the development plan, there shouldn't be any danger.
So no one informed Yingying, so she didn't have to rush back in a hurry when she got the news.
"Tortoise, or, human tortoise?"
Xu Qinglang organized his own wording, in fact, this product should be similar to himself, he can be regarded as a "person" who has inherited part of the power of the Kraken, but he has a certain initiative on his side and has his own controllable seal, while other "walking in the world" may really be just puppets.
"The !! of Sri Lanka"
Lao Dao let out a Japanese-style exclamation,
Pointing to the turtle shell man below,
Road:
"Is this the legend...... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? ”
Xu Qinglang knew that Lao Dao was playing treasure, and he was happy to cooperate with him, and said, "Yes, his name is Leonardo da Vinci." ”
"Hehe, lo and behold, it's getting smaller again."
Strands of dark green liquid kept dripping out of the turtle shell man's body, and then his body was changing, and it was also shrinking, and slowly, it actually became the body of a teenager, but the shrinkage of this turtle shell was not obvious, so it seemed very different.
Deadpool is replanted in the ground by the black chick, his eyes closed.
But next to the puddle, there was a yellow flower, and he had been watching the situation in the puddle.
"What about this turtle? You have to get a super large water tank or something, we can't put the bathtub yet, tsk, the boss is going to break the bill again. ”
"It's good to cook it and eat it." Xu Qinglang didn't care.
"You can see the human form here, how can you eat it?"
"Chop up the dumplings, I won't say it, you must have eaten it very deliciously."
"You're the devil!"
"Don't worry, the fish from before was given by him, you said that Lao Zhou hated him a lot, and when Lao Zhou woke up, he would be almost there."
"Well, yes, you said that even if you drove a truck and crashed the door of the bookstore, I guess the boss is not as angry as he is now."
Lao Dao stood up,
It seems that the squatting time has been a little long,
Some numbness in the feet,
When I got up, my body shook,
If it weren't for Xu Qinglang next to him, he might have fallen into the ditch.
"Be careful."
"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay."
Lao Dao took a deep breath,
Gesture to sneeze,
Pulled out a square scarf from the cuff of the robe,
"Ahh
"Hoo ............"
Rubbing his nose vigorously,
Then he quickly folded the square scarf and pinched it in his hand.
The little monkey next to him looked at Lao Dao a little blankly, and Lao Dao reached out and rubbed its little head.
"I said, if this guy shrunk a little more, it would feel good to take a big fish tank and raise it, anyway, this thing can't be eaten, and it's okay to keep it as an ornamental pet.
That's right
Can this turtle lay eggs? ”
"I don't know." Xu Qinglang shook his head, "If it weren't for coming to the bookstore, I might never have come into contact with so many strange ingredients in my life." ”
"If you can lay eggs, keep them, if you can't lay eggs, forget it, if you can lay eggs, get up in the morning, knock two turtle eggs, make an egg custard or make an egg fried rice at night, that's also Meidi very, Meidi is very wow!"
"Goo-toot!"
As soon as the old words fell,
A string of bubbles suddenly appeared under the turtle shell of the turtle shell man,
Followed by
A green egg, larger than a goose egg, floated.
"............" old way.
"............" Lao Xu.
In the mud,
Deadpool with his eyes closed,
The expression soothed a little.
Xu Qinglang squatted down by the puddle,
Lao Dao also squatted down again,
"What the fuck, what the hell?"
"The terrible desire to survive is so persecuted that the male tortoise can lay eggs."
Lao Dao looked at Xu Qinglang with some surprise and asked:
"Do tortoises also have male and female?"
"Divided, generally look at the thickness of the tail, the male turtle tail is thicker, the female turtle is thinner and shorter.
There is also whether the ventral carapace is concave, the male turtle has obvious depressions, and the female turtle is flat. In order to avoid slipping off the female shell during mating, the abdominal carapace of the male turtle is slightly concave, which can just catch the protruding dorsal shell of the female turtle; However, the female turtle does not need this structure, so the ventral carapace is flat. ”
Lao Dao's eyes widened, and he glanced at Xu Qinglang a few more times,
"Lao Xu, didn't you say that you haven't cooked with turtles, how do you know so clearly?"
"I've made soft-shelled turtles."
"Oh......"
It seems, it also makes sense.
Lao Dao took out a cigarette, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, and said with some regret:
"It's a pity, it's just an egg, although it's a bit big, but it's not enough to eat, and it's not enough to fry rice."
"Goo-toot!"
Another egg,
Tumbling out of the lower edge of the shell.
“OHH!!!!”
Lao Dao excitedly pointed to the egg suspended in the puddle.
Xu Qinglang stroked his forehead, there was no fuck to say.
Deadpool, with only one head left in the dirt in the distance, sighed softly.
Call............
"Boom!"
The black chick knocked Deadpool on the head,
Deadpool opened his eyes,
The black chick pointed to Deadpool's face,
Split the head and cover the face,
It's just that this number is just a mouth-moving, and there is no sound.
Deadpool smirked and closed his eyes again.
The black chick pursed her lips, too lazy to "scold" anymore, turned her head, and looked at the puddle.
This little uncle now knows that he is cowardly, and he knows that he is afraid?
Why couldn't there have been forced numbers earlier?
Wouldn't it be nice to just come to the door and bow down?
Anyway, his boss seems to have a dream of opening a zoo, and there are not many more than you.
Now it's good,
Don't talk about my brother,
Now I have to lay eggs there in order to survive,
Why bother?
Why bother?
It's just that people's needs and greed are endless, and human beings' demand for nature is also unrestrained, which is clearly reflected in Lao Tao.
"That, two, it's not good, it's a bit insufficient, three seems to be about the same."
After the old way is finished,
I was looking forward to it,
But wait, wait, wait,
No more slippery eggs came out.
Can't hold it back?
alas
I'm a little disappointed.
Deadpool on the other side of the mud, although his eyes are closed at this time, he is clenching his teeth, he can sense his brother's efforts, he is here, and he is also cheering for his brother!
Deadpool doesn't know how to lay eggs, but he thinks it's all over if he pushes hard.
finally
Under the brothers' "concerted efforts",
"Goo-toot!"
The third egg came out, but the third egg was one-third smaller than the previous two eggs, and it should have reached the limit.
"This relationship is good, and it is enough to eat eggs every day."
Lao Dao stroked his goat's whiskers,
"Let's call it big hidden in the world, obviously living in the city center, but soon be able to take care of the living materials, before the vegetables and fruits have been settled, and now the eggs have also landed, and after a while, catch a few pig demons or cow demons, and the meat does not have to be bought.
I used to think that the boss always liked to bring things home, thinking that he didn't know how to live, but now that I think about it, I really blame the boss, this is the rhythm of opening a small farm by himself. ”
"Don't you think it's too pretty, you want eggs?"
"yes, that's so fresh."
"Isn't it disgusting?"
"What the hell, when the chicken farmer takes the eggs from the chicken coop, the eggs are still sticking to the."
"But it's useless if you want to eat, the boss must want him to die."
"Well, too."
The old way smashed it, smashed it, smashed it, smacked it,
Between his own appetites and the personal likes and dislikes of his boss,
He knows that
It must be the latter possession, and it is an absolute advantage.
"Boss, are you awake?"
The little boy's voice came.
Lao Dao, who was squatting by the puddle, turned around with Xu Qinglang and saw Zhou Ze standing up and walking this way.
"Boss, are you alright?" Lao Dao immediately said hello.
Zhou Ze looked at Lao Dao,
In the eyes,
Somewhat complicated,
This complicated gaze made Lao Dao feel a hairy feeling in his heart.
In the past, every time I went out with my boss, I ate the wrong thing or was about to encounter something, the boss seemed to look at me like this.
"Old Zhou, this guy hasn't lost his breath yet."
Xu Qinglang stretched out his hand and pointed to the turtle shell man in the puddle, meaning to ask Zhou Ze to take action and solve it for him as soon as possible, and then it would be easy to clean up here.
"I just heard Lao Dao say that he wants to eat turtle eggs?"
"No, no, rumors, nonsense, impossible to drop!"
Lao Dao hurriedly waved his hand to deny.
"Since you like to eat turtle eggs, keep him to lay eggs, and you can find one yourself............ Oh no, Lao Xu, thank you for your hard work, go find a big fish tank to help Lao Dao feed him. ”
Although Xu Qinglang felt a little inexplicable, he still nodded in response.
"This ...... This ......," Lao Dao rubbed his hands a little embarrassed, "how embarrassing is this, boss." ”
Zhou Ze walked up to Lao Dao, and Lao Dao stood up silently.
Boss Zhou's hand was placed on Lao Dao's shoulder and patted gently,
Softly said:
"Old-fashioned."
"Ah, yes, boss, do you command?"
"Eat something good."