Chapter 468: Hit, Hit Hard
"Wife, if Blue Rose is really looking for a short time, you might as well take that small plate of sausages yesterday and feed them to the dogs.
Feed the dog, the dog will wag its tail when it sees you, the sausage is fed to the blue rose, the blue rose is short-sighted, and it becomes a dead body, maybe it will be discovered by the official, and we will have to eat a lawsuit. ”
"It's all your fault, you dead ghost, who didn't work in front of you and sneaked to the back.
In case that little fox dies, you don't want to live, you have to eat the lawsuit.
You tricked people, and it has nothing to do with me. Siniang hurriedly shirked her responsibility.
Ding Laosan defended: "You abused her, I treated her well, gave her food and drink, and let her sleep steadily."
Now that you have abused her to death, you bite back, and you are not arranging mine, so I won't go to the lawsuit. If you want to eat a lawsuit, you have to eat it yourself. ”
Siniang said angrily: "Ding Laosan, it's against you!" ”
Siniang was furious, and grabbed Ding Laosan by the collar: "If you dare to slam your mouth, I will break your mouth." ”
The hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, Ding Laosan was frightened by Siniang's fierce and vicious momentum, and hurriedly softened.
"Good wife, don't fight, don't fight, in our house, you eat meat and come to me to drink soup.
You are the master, I am the slave, the child can be without a father, how can you do without a mother?
Don't worry, if Blue Rose dies, as soon as the official comes, I will immediately turn myself in, saying that I hurt people, if you want to arrest me, don't arrest my wife. ”
The corners of Siniang's mouth twitched, and a smile was squeezed out.
"It's pretty much the same, it's like a man standing up to the sky." Siniang is very satisfied, at the critical moment, this wretched man can still carry the bag for himself.
"Wife, let's not delay, in case Blue Rose really dies, we will dispose of the body immediately.
Listening to the accent of Blue Rose, it doesn't look like a local, but like a foreigner.
A stranger, unfamiliar with the land and earth, and few people know each other, if he is really dead, we will destroy the corpse without knowing it.
As the saying goes, the people don't raise it, and the officials don't hold it accountable, maybe I can still escape and don't go to jail, what do you think? ”
"Uh-huh, yes, at the critical moment, I didn't expect you to have an elm pimple head, and you still opened your mind.
Quick, open the door, open the door. Siniang urged in a loud voice.
The dog man and woman hurriedly opened the door, wanting to verify the life and death of Blue Rose.
Blue Rose was furious, grabbed a tea jar, and smashed it hard.
"Oops, it hurts me!" Ding Laosan staggered, and the whole person fell to the ground.
Blue Rose hit one, and repeated the same trick, intending to attack Siniang again.
The teapot that was thrown by the "bang" shattered.
Blue Rose hurriedly threw it again, and with a bang, the teapot broke again.
"My teapot, auntie, don't throw it away, these are all high-quality teapots, fifty yuan each, it's a pity that it's gone." Ding Laosan covered his head, and blood flowed from between his fingers.
Siniang was furious: "You, dare to throw my teapot, this is the cost of the old lady's meal, you dare to throw it, you want to die!" ”
Siniang jumped up, dodged the thrown teapot, and swept in front of Blue Rose.
Blue Rose wanted to show her strength, but her strength was weak, and her heart was more than enough but her strength was insufficient.
"Papapa" Siniang slapped the blue rose, and the blue rose had no power to parry at all.
Siniang slapped Blue Rose a few times, beating her so much that she couldn't find the north.
Immediately afterwards, Siniang used both hands and feet, punched and kicked Blue Rose, and beat her up.
"Oops, I'm going to die, come and help!" Blue Rose held her head, protected her face, and struggled hard.
"You bad thing, dead demon, you dare to throw my things, throw so many pieces, can you afford to pay for it?
I have to beat you to death today, otherwise it will be difficult to release this evil breath in my heart. Siniang roared loudly, her fierce appearance scared Ding Laosan.
According to Siniang's sanda method, even people made of steel will be beaten to pieces, not to mention that Blue Rose is still flesh and blood.
She definitely couldn't stand it, if someone really died, Ding Laosan refused to go to prison, and let Ding Laosan go to prison, he didn't want to go, so he had to stop the atrocity in front of him.
"Wife, stop fighting, there will be a murder?" Ding Laosan was hoarse.
"What does it matter to you that I hit her? Why are you protecting her? Siniang glared at Ding Laosan, "Isn't it true that you really like this little goblin?" ”
Who is Blue Rose, Siniang's words reminded her.
"Hahaha, you're right, Ding Laosan just likes me, you are a dominatrix, you have no appearance,
If you want to be in shape and have no figure, you still swagger through the market all day long, flirting with those tea customers.
You only allow the governor to set fires, and you don't allow the people to light lamps, and you can laugh with the men, but you prevent Ding Laosan from talking to the women.
And you, you can't get used to anything for Ding Laosan.
You understand now, why Ding Laosan likes me and doesn't like you, because you don't treat him as a human being, and ride on his head every day to and pee.
At home, men in other people's families are the same masters, that is, the goddess of women, the protector of children, and the pillars of the family.
You don't respect him, your mother-in-law and mother all day long, and you dislike him for being a wreck, unproductive man......"
The blue rose is like a cannon, counting the crimes of Siniang, Ding Laosan listened to it, and felt more and more that the blue rose was not simple, and he could actually see through her.
Seeing that her words worked, Blue Rose wanted to win over Ding Laosan, unite the front, and deal with Siniang together.
"You wicked woman, dominatrix, you're not a woman!" Ding Laosan jumped up and threw himself over and tore with Siniang.
"Ding Laosan, you're dizzy, who is your wife? You are a wreck, so bold that you actually helped outsiders to beat me, and I am not done with you. ”
The husband and wife fought, and the scene was extremely exciting.
"Okay, hit, hit, hit. Ding Laosan, kill this evil woman, from now on, I will be your wife, and I will give birth to children for you.
Can this wicked woman compare with me? If you want to look good or not, if you want to have no figure, your nature is still so bad, and you don't know how to be compassionate, what's the use of marrying this kind of woman?
Beat her, beat her to death, beat her head into a pig's head, it's better to turn it into the appearance of Zhu Bajie, see how she still goes outside to solicit guests, and how she flirts with those who don't care. ”
Blue Rose did her best, and her words arranged Siniang's bad deeds.
These words are like adding fuel to the fire, stirring Ding Laosan's anger to the extreme.
The husband and wife are like a pair of fighting cocks, fighting in the dark.
Seeing that they had no strength and were slumped to the ground, Blue Rose thought about escaping from the cage.
"Hehe, you two play slowly, I'm going to find my little master." Blue Rose was triumphant and wanted to leave.
"If you want to run, it's not that easy!" Siniang was furious, showed a slender telescopic silver hook, mixed the foot of the blue rose, pulled it slightly, and the blue rose fell down without paying attention.
"You dead ghost, why don't you hurry up and tie up the little goblin!" Siniang roared.
Ding Laosan hurriedly got up from the ground, ran over, found a hemp rope, and tied the blue rose neatly.
"You two black-hearted bastards, you can't die well, and one day when it falls into my hands, I will cut you with a thousand knives, chop you into mashed meat, and feed you ants and sparrows." Blue Rose struggled, swearing.
Siniang walked over and stepped on her face.
"Just scold, cut me with a thousand knives, chop me into mashed meat, don't think about it in this life.
When the time comes, it will be chopped into mashed meat, and it will be cut by a thousand knives, and I don't know who it is. ”
"You little slut, you dare to provoke the relationship between our husband and wife, I ...... I'll beat you up! Ding Laosan picked up the broom and went to hit the blue rose's ass.
He was reluctant to slap Blue Rose's face, and if he broke that face, it wouldn't look pleasing to the eye in the future.
After tossing for a long time, the husband and wife were already exhausted, and they didn't have the heart to punish Blue Rose at all.
"I'm tired now, wait until I go back to my room to rest and recover, and then I'll clean up your little goblin." Siniang stumbled out of the backyard.
Ding Laosan looked at the blue rose with pity in his eyes.
"Ding Laosan, what are you still doing inside, hurry up and lock the door!" Siniang roared inside.
Ding Laosan hurriedly poked Blue Rose's head with his finger and deliberately scolded: "You little slut, you will also sow discord, you wait, you have good fruit to eat." ”
Siniang's words became a holy decree again, and Ding Laosan hurriedly walked out of the backyard and closed the door.
"Give me the key, go back to the room and see how I clean you up, your elbow is actually turned out!" Siniang roared, she was not gentle with Ding Laosan because of his obedience.
Ding Laosan had no choice but to follow him back to the room.
"Wife, you were wrong to dissipate your anger, I know it's wrong, and I won't dare to do it again."
As soon as he returned to the room, Ding Laosan knelt on the ground, kept slapping himself, and said some words of repentance.
"Come over and pinch my mother's arms and beat my back, you dead ghost, I didn't expect there to be two fights." Siniang gritted her teeth and said.
"Hehe, hehe, I'm blinded by lard, so I'm naturally ruthless.
I'm really sorry, good wife, you can spare me this time, I won't dare to do it again. ”
"I forgive you and don't dare, if you dare to be rough with me again, I will hook your belly with a silver hook, hook out your intestines, hang it on a tree, and let the sparrows peck."
"Yes, yes, if I dare to act ill again, you can just kill me and find a father for our children."
Ding Laosan listened to his wife's words, and was frightened, so he could only laugh with him and throw out the child as a shield.
Siniang felt sorry for the child, Ding Laosan knew this, for the sake of the child, Siniang would not poison him.
"Hehe, my wife still has a lot of meat, where she pinchs, it feels good.
There are many beautiful women, but there are not many women with materials, and I like women with materials the most.
When the light is pulled, you can still see something, the black light is blind, and the operating system is exactly the same. ”
Ding Laosan did his best to please Ba Siniang, so as not to suffer from flesh and skin again.
Coaxed Siniang to be happy, he rode his horse and galloped, and couldn't help but be happy with his wife.
No wonder people say that there is a fight at the head of the bed and the end of the bed, which is very reasonable.