Chapter 100: Provocation

A good show ends with the departure of Big Yellow Tooth and Hanging Eyes.

Although the play is not long, it also makes Yu Sinian watch it with relish, and even the scorching sun can't affect his good mood at this time.

"Tut-tut......" Yu Sinian smacked his mouth twice, and sighed in his heart: It's good-looking, it's really good-looking!

The only fly in the ointment is that this scene is really short, and there are no melon seeds and fresh fruits to help the fun, which seems a little regrettable and not tasteful enough.

When the smell in the shed dissipated, Yu Sinian got up lazily, stretched his waist, and looked at Niu Dali and Xiao Chanhuan with some ridicule in his eyes.

Yu Sinian stretched out his hands behind his back, paced in front of Xiao Chanhuan with small steps, looked her up and down, shook his head, and laughed and said: "Since ancient times, the red face has been in trouble, disaster, disaster......" The last two "disaster" words dragged on, a bit of a Peking Opera tone.

To say that this is also a little quirk of Yu Sinian's personal one.

He likes to watch plays, and he likes to give evaluations after watching plays, evaluating the quality and characteristics of the content, etc., but with his mood, if he is in a good mood, the evaluation is more positive, and it will not be very harsh and not in a bad mood...... That's it. His uncle doesn't care about how the person being evaluated feels, as long as he is happy and satisfied, who cares about whom.

However, Xiao Chanhuan and Niu Dali are not extras who are used to him, and they don't cheer as an audience, they take care of their own things, directly treat him as air, treat his noise as the wind in their ears, and ignore it at all.

But what kind of person is Yu Sinian!

After getting along for such a long time, everyone knows a little bit about his character, and he is definitely not afraid of singing too high, and it is not a big deal to watch the excitement...... He feels very good about himself, even if he is ignored, ignored, and isolated, he can find a sense of existence under the cold pressure, and he is very comfortable.

Yu Sinian resisted the extremely low air pressure of the cow, licked his face and moved over, and said with a hippie smile: "Oh, I said Manniu, you see that your woman is not very beautiful, even if her body is very shriveled and thin, from head to tail, you can't tell that she is a woman?" Except for a soft and lovely voice, I really don't see anything special about it......"

Speaking of this, he laughed twice "hehe", with that cheap expression, it really made people itch and want to beat people.

Yu Sinian didn't know that his flesh and skin had been remembered by others, so he continued without fear of death: "I didn't expect that a little girl like her, who is not even a woman, can actually do the legendary red face and trouble, causing a few of you to fight, don't you say it's strange?" Is it to blame? Funny or not? โ€

As soon as I finished asking, I let out a loud laugh of "quack" and "hahaha".

This is definitely the strangest, weirdest, and funniest thing he's ever encountered this year!

Shriveled and skinny flickering ghost = red face and trouble, just thinking about it makes me feel funny, quack, hahaha......

However, Niu Dali couldn't get his laughter at all, which made Yu Sinian very disappointed.

The so-called solitary happiness is not as good as the joy of all, he privately thinks that if he can't share his joy with Niu Dali, then this joy itself will be greatly discounted.

It's not good, it's really unpleasant.

Yu Sinian put his hands behind his back, shook his head, and hated Niu Dali for not being able to keep up with his pace, and hated iron and steel.

Yu Sinian has always had a bad mouth, and it was okay in the past, but this time it is related to Xiao Chanhuan's dignity as a woman, and it is strange that she can endure this evaluation.

"Surnamed Yu, clean your mouth for me, don't spray feces all day long, it stinks. If you dare to talk nonsense again, see if I don't beat you all over the ground! โ€

Xiao Chanhuan frowned coldly, and was unceremonious to Yu Sinian.

This surnamed Yu really has an enmity with them! It doesn't matter if the purpose of following them is unknown, and their mouths are still so indebted, and they refuse to stop for a moment, which is really hateful.

If Xiao Chanhuan hadn't taken care of her image as virtuous and virtuous (foggy โ†’_โ†’) in Niu Dali's mind, she gritted her teeth and didn't dare to collapse Chanchan's character, she would have to let Yu Sinian taste her awesomeness today, so that he could feel the 5,000-year-old broad and profound culture of Great China from head to toe in a 360ยฐ all-round way! And it's free, no money!

Xiao Chanhuan gritted her teeth angrily, but Yu Sinian was not moved at all, and her hippie smile was still the same.

In his eyes, no matter how powerful Xiao Chanhuan's shouting is, it is also a fox and a fake tiger, and what can really make him jealous is only Niu Dali from beginning to end.

But even this fear has limits.

In addition, he is usually used to being cheap, he will say anything and let go when he has a fart, it is his nature, and it is impossible for him to suppress his nature for anyone!

As for his stinky problem, no matter how much he suffers, how little he suffers, how many white eyes and squeezes he suffers, he can forget the pain when he heals his scars, and he can't control the character of a monkey.

In the face of Xiao Chanhuan's cruel threats, Yu Sinian sneered and said idly: "Oh, just fool your little body, and I still want to beat the young master and I am looking for teeth all over the ground?" Are you telling me a joke? As he spoke, he laughed out loud as if he were playing, to show that it was the funniest joke he had ever heard in the year.

The heavy fist hit the cotton, which made Xiao Chanhuan very weak, but more helpless and full of black lines.

She was really stupid by Yu Sinian, and it was really unwise to fight with him!

The best way to deal with such a hob meat is to "ignore + ignore" and despise him to the end!

Xiao Chanhuan looked up at the sky with brightness and sadness, blaming her for her young age, inadvertent, and she couldn't control her mouth and had to respond to him, this lip lawsuit started, and she lost neither face nor regained the field, even if she won, it wasted her saliva, time and energy, she was hungry and thirsty, and her saliva time and energy ...... I can't afford to waste it.

From this point of view, no matter how she and Yu Sinian win or lose this verbal battle, it is not a good deal.

Xiao Chanhuan glanced at Yu Sinian, who was still "quack, hahaha" and laughing.

That's it, this is a mallet, she can't lower her style, run to compare with the mallet!

Yu Sinian didn't know that in a short period of time, Xiao Chanhuan had already regained her heart and decided not to say goodbye to him anymore, and when he was holding his stomach and laughing enough, he shrugged his shoulders and stood up straight, and his dragged gaze swayed on Xiao Chanhuan and Niu Dali, "tsk" twice, and said with a smile: "You can't fool the ghost, but your man is still qualified to compete with the master." โ€

The underlying meaning of Yu Sinian's words is that if Xiao Chanhuan wants him to look for teeth all over the ground, he can only let Niu vigorously play.

Xiao Chanhuan glanced at Yu Sinian lightly, and said in her stomach: It seems that this guy hasn't been beaten enough, and the bruises in the corners of his eyes haven't spread yet, is it not painful so soon? Or is he actually shaking M physique? If you don't get beaten for a day, your body will be lonely and uncomfortable?

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