Chapter 307: Fang Hao Shows His Might, Fertilizer?
Sun Wukong was about to speak, but Fang Hao stopped him.
Fang Hao stepped forward and said, "Mrs. Gao, my friend is very powerful, and he hates others for saying he is ugly!" When you say this about him, are you not afraid that he will kill you? ”
Gao Taigong was stunned by Fang Hao's words, and his lips trembled: "He, will he really kill someone?" ”
Fang Hao said with a smile: "Gao Taigong, is it that your son-in-law has an honest temper, and you think that all the monsters in the world are not terrible?" ”
"No, it's not! My son-in-law...... He's ugly, he's fierce! Gao Taigong said with an ugly face.
Fang Hao asked, "Then why aren't you afraid of my friend?" Saying in public that he has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, aren't you afraid that he will kill you? ”
Mrs. Gao was submissive, his lips moved, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Fang Hao smiled: "Okay, okay, don't be afraid, I'm just joking with you!" To tell you the truth, my friend, don't look ugly, but he is a monk, and he is a monk hand-picked by Guanyin Bodhisattva! ”
"Huh?" Gao Taigong is a little confused, and the monk still has a handpick? But he didn't dare to wait slowly, and hurriedly invited the three of them into the house, and then said, "The three of you will eat something to cushion your stomach first, right?" But what's the taboo? ”
Fang Hao said: "I don't have any taboos! ”
Ao Qing also said: "Me didn't either! ”
Sun Wukong said: "My grandson has it!" If you don't like meat, you can get me some vegetarian melons and fruits! ”
Gao Taigong hurriedly wrote it down and asked people to arrange to get it.
Then beckoned the three to sit down.
Fang Hao said with a big grin: "The three of us were passing by, and I originally wanted to spend the night!" I heard that you have monsters here, so I thought, after having dinner and having nothing to do, it is better to catch a few monsters to eliminate food! How many monsters do you have in this house? ”
It's creating a look that I'm awesome.
It is also to give Gao Taigong confidence.
Gao Taigong was horrified: "Oh my God! How many more youkai do you want? I'm a monster son-in-law, and I'm about to be tortured to death! ”
Fang Hao said: "You tell me where that monster came from!" ”
"That's it, that's it!" Sun Wukong said, "How many means does that monster have, just say it and listen!" ”
During this period, Ao Qing has been taking pictures.
These are all shooting materials, and we may use them in the future.
Although the light in the house is average, it is real.
Gao Taigong sighed and said, "Our Gao Laozhuang has never had any monsters!" But it was also my bad luck to give birth to three daughters and no sons! The first two daughters are allowed to be married to the honest family of Honzhuang, and there is only one small named Cuilan, I want to stay at home and recruit a son-in-law, and support the door to the house! As a result, three years ago, a man came, who didn't look honest and honest, saying that he was a family on Fuling Mountain, surnamed Pig, with no father, no mother, no brother and no brother, and was willing to join my family as a son-in-law! When I saw that he was a man without fetters, I called him to the door. ”
Fang Hao nodded: "This surnamed pig, after becoming a son-in-law, how is his character?" ”
Gao Taigong said: "He is also honest, he works hard, and he is very diligent!" You can plough the fields without cattle and horses, and you don't need knives when harvesting the fields, and you can top hundreds of people for one person! ”
Fang Hao asked: "This ploughing field is harvested, and spring comes and autumn for at least a year!" In this way, the good days between you are more than a year? So when did he show his feet? ”
Gao Taigong said: "Half a year ago, once he drank too much wine and turned into a monster with a long mouth and big ears that looked like a pig, and his body was rough and scary! And the amount of food is amazing, just eat hundreds of baked cakes early! Fortunately, he only likes to eat vegetarians, if he likes to eat meat again, the old man and my family business, or I will eat all of them in half a year! ”
Fang Hao said: "He can eat, that's because he does a lot!" You also said that he alone topped the labor of hundreds of people! If you raise a hundred people, a hundred baked cakes are not enough to eat! ”
Ao Qing also followed and said: "That's it, that's it!" When he starts out with an amazing amount of work, you should have guessed that he came from an extraordinary background! But just because he can do the work, you let him do it first! Now that he has made you money, you are starting to dislike him? Want to chase him away? ”
Gao Taigong hurriedly said, "No, no! Eating is just a trivial matter, don't you know, he will make trouble again now! Flying sand and rocks, scared our family and neighbors, couldn't live in peace, and locked my poor daughter in the back house, I haven't seen her for half a year! ”
Ao Qing said: "Brother Hao, Great Sage, I think this little old man is full of nonsense, let's better not help him!" ”
Fang Hao asked, "Ao Qing, what did you hear?" ”
Ao Qing said: "Brother Hao! When the canopy first came, it behaved abnormally! Normal people have long been estranged, but this old man left him as a son-in-law because he could work in the canopy! If I'm guessing correctly, three years ago, his family certainly didn't have such a big estate! ”
Sun Wukong said: "I also understand! Now that he has money, he feels that Tianpeng is not worthy of his family, and wants to get rid of Tianpeng, and then find a son-in-law who is the right person! ”
Fang Hao nodded: "That's right!" And crucially, he said that his son-in-law is a monster! Let me ask you, old man, do you know what a yokai is? ”
Gao Taigong was stunned when he heard this, and when he saw Fang Hao asking him, he hurriedly said: "My son-in-law, who looks scared, can make wind, fly sand and stones, of course he is a monster!" Of course I know what a youkai is! ”
Fang Hao smiled: "Wrong, you don't know!" A real monster that eats people's hearts, eats human flesh and drinks human blood! Will you be driven to the backyard? Don't say that flying sand and rocks will make you unhappy! Even if you eat you, it is normal to tie your daughter up the mountain to be the lady of the village! ”
Gao Taigong's face was red when he was said, he turned his mind and said, "I also know what you said!" This monster is indeed honest! But anyway, he's a youkai! You don't know that he has ruined my reputation, and my relatives dare not associate with me! And the shemale has different paths, shouldn't I find someone to get rid of him? ”
Ao Qing said: "Heh, now it's ruining your reputation, your family doesn't have much money, why don't you think he can work?" I don't believe that he hasn't drunk for three years, and he can't help but drink for half a year? I'm afraid you knew it before, but you deliberately didn't say it, let him work for you, right? ”
"Hey, Qingmei, let's not talk about this yet!" Fang Hao said to Gao Taigong: "What you said also makes sense! So, we're going to catch this monster tonight, and we'll talk about something else!" ”
When Mrs. Gao heard this, she was happy: "Okay, okay!" Then I'll wait for a few people to have dinner first! ”
After dinner, Gao Taigong asked, "I just don't know, what weapons do the three of you need, how many retinues do you need?" ”
Sun Wukong said proudly: "I have a weapon!" ”
Mrs. Gao wondered: "I didn't see it!" ”
Sun Wukong took out an embroidery needle from his ear, and when he shook it in the wind, it turned into a golden hoop stick with the thickness of the mouth of the bowl, he smiled at Gao Taigong, and the frightened Gao Taigong hurriedly took several steps back.