Lawyer An is very eager to ask when you secretly learned mink language,

Could it be that when I went to find Miss, you secretly worked hard in your room to tutor?

Is it so real?

However, people are zombies for hundreds of years, and it is normal to understand the language of some beasts, and there is no shortage of strange people who can communicate with animals in the records of the ancients.

Moreover, Lawyer An has no interest in communicating with this silly mink.

In case there is too much communication and is assimilated by the IQ of this stupid mink, it will really outweigh the losses.

The same is a pet,

Look at the monkey smashing, close to the boss, and close to the boss like a grandson, but is this stupid mink?

Assigned to the boss's subordinates as pets, tsk.

"We now have two options, one is to go back to the room and pretend that we don't know anything.

Second, hurry up to remove the Demon Guard. ”

When he said the second option, the little boy had a faint disdain in his eyes.

If it is said that when he first became a ghost two years ago, the reason why Boss Zhou shot at the little monkey was because at that time Boss Zhou instinctively substituted himself into the identity of "person" and "doctor" in his previous life.

so

For a young boy,

He himself is the target of the "Heavenly Dao", and he can be completely classified into the sequence of "demons", so that a "demon" can remove the demon Weidao,

It's unrealistic, and it's too strong.

Usually when he is in the bookstore, except for Zhou Ze's instructions, he will not go outside to wander around, and be his lover with peace of mind.

"Okay, go back to sleep, sleep, wait for the boss to inform, it should be tomorrow morning's ticket, I see that there is a prompt on my mobile phone, the ticket that Yingying bought for us."

Lawyer An yawned,

A fierce battle is over,

It's time to lie in bed and think about the desolation of the universe.

"Smack!"

The little boy closed the door.

No matter what kind of "demon dance" this hotel is playing now, as long as that thing doesn't show off its brains and knocks on the door of this room, Lawyer An and the little boy can treat it as if they don't see it.

however

The two of them went to bed for less than ten minutes,

Lawyer An hasn't finished smoking the second cigarette yet,

"Knock knock!"

There was a knock at the door.

Lawyer An shook his head, with a hint of anger in his eyes, he didn't want to care because he was too lazy to care, but it didn't mean that they were timid and afraid.

Open the door

A hungry guy in a blue robe stood at the door with a bag,

looks exactly the same as the two Meituan takeaway guys I saw before.

"Dude, betraying the camp so soon?"

The Ele.me brother was stunned for a moment, a little incomprehensible, lifted the plastic bag, and asked:

"It's the takeout you ordered, right?"

feign

You continue to pretend to me,

Attorney Ahn's left hand began to slowly fade away from the bones.

At this moment,

The little boy came over, took the plastic bag, and replied:

"Thank you and Happy New Year."

"Happy New Year."

Hungry little brother left,

Lawyer An was a little dumbfounded, looked at the little boy who was sitting on the edge of the bed with a plastic bag and asked:

"Did you order takeout?"

"Well, the cable is broken, I bought a charger."

Saying,

The little boy unpacked it, plugged the charger into the bedside, connected his mobile phone and started charging.

Lawyer An closed the door, got into bed, and said while yawning:

"In other words, everyone who enters and leaves this hotel now will become the same?"

"I guess so."

The little boy turned on his phone,

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"I'm sorry, my phone just ran out of battery, and the message came back late."

Lawyer An glanced over secretly, peeked at people's text messages, and asked without any morality:

"Is this with Lin Kefa or with Wang Rui?"

The little boy was silent for a moment, and then said:

"Sometimes, it's more interesting because you don't know."

"Heh, maybe it's the father who took his daughter's mobile phone and messaged you."

Wen Yan,

The little boy frowned,

Because he felt that it was not impossible, because Wang Rui's father, the middle-aged man who had been involved with the boss in his previous life, even from the perspective of the little boy himself, felt that he was very special.

But think about it,

The little boy still shook his head,

"He's not that boring."

"The cabbage that has not been raised in my own field for a few years is about to be arched, and whoever is the father can't stand it, right?"

"You can have more contact with him." "The more you get in touch with it, the more interesting it becomes." ”

"I'm not good at that, tsk, after I go back to Tongcheng this time, I'll take another trip to Shanghai."

"Going to play again?"

"Let go of yourself, just like you said, staying in the bookstore all day, I'm about to become Xianglin's sister-in-law."

"Whoa............ Boom............... Whoa.................."

Outside,

There was the sound of flowing water,

Like this room, standing on the side of a river.

"There's a sound effect on this, huh?"

Lawyer Ann hey hey a little,

Road:

"I guess there's a woman's voice coming later."

The little boy gave him a blank look and said, "The fire hasn't finished yet?" ”

"Huh."

"Woo woo.................. Woowoowoo........................"

The woman's whimper was heard.

"Dah." Lawyer An snapped his tongue, proudly reached out and patted the little boy's head, and continued: "It's time for her to sing, oh no, it's singing." ”

really

As soon as Lawyer An's voice fell,

Outside, there was a melody of "babbling" in the corridor, and the female voice was melodious and tactful, which was very moving.

"It's "The Story of Red Plums" that is sung."

Lawyer An explained.

"You know that, too?" The little boy was a little surprised.

"No matter what, we are also the broadest and less in the Republic of China, okay? At that time, there was no other way of entertainment, listening to the play was a must, and then find a few male or female rouges, hold her (him), and then accept it, just like raising a bird. ”

Two people, one big and one small, lay on the bed like this,

There was a word of chatter,

It's like you're doing a dismantling motion for something outside the hallway.

"What the hell is she going to do?"

The little boy looked at the time on his phone.

"I don't know, maybe I'm in the mood today, I want to sing for a while, this singing opera, for people who love it, it's really an obsessive object, addictive."

The little boy reached out and took off one of the faces on the bedside table as an ornament and placed it on his face.

It was a red face mask, which was a little too large compared to the little boy's head.

"Sichuan opera here, it should be more famous for changing faces, right?"

The little boy asked.

"I can't say that, in fact, in the industry, I won't talk about it like this, but how to say it, for the majority of ordinary people who don't know much about and are familiar with drama and just watch a lively look, changing their faces is indeed the most exciting and eye-catching."

"How did it change, did you have a skill?"

Lawyer An smiled, obviously interested, basically most people have the urge to show the person next to the pillow to shake off their knowledge.

"It's actually very simple, in the early years, the face was painted on straw paper, not the roll paper we used to wipe our buttocks, it was the kind of straw paper in ancient times.

Well, I can't say exactly how and what kind of it is. But now that everyone's conditions are better, it should be common to use silk.

It is painted one by one, and then neatly placed on the performer's face.

Each face is connected by a silk thread, and the position of the silk thread connection may be placed in the performer's waist or cuffs, in short, it depends on personal habits.

And then when you change your face,

According to the change of rhythm and scene,

Tear off the corresponding line,

and then use movements and postures to cover up,

This face-changing effect is also created. ”

"That's pretty simple."

"It still depends on the kung fu."

"So what's the outside, a more advanced face-changing? Turn all the people in this hotel into the same face? Did they all become like that man? ”

Previously, Lawyer An met three takeaway brothers, all of whom looked the same, obviously, that appearance was the template being used at this time, and they themselves were actually unaware of it.

"It should be a very high-level face change, but let her play, to be honest, this tone is really good, and it has the feeling when I went to see those famous actors perform.

As long as she doesn't go crazy and kills people everywhere in the hotel, just let her go, and the square dance uncle and aunt don't see anyone who really has a way to govern it. ”

The little boy pouted,

She doesn't do anything,

That her face,

Did it come out of nowhere?

"Okay, go to sleep, sleep and sleep, I have to catch a plane tomorrow."

"Then you have to take a shower first, you have that smell on your body, it doesn't smell good."

"You have the smell of her perfume on your body, it is the sin of my nose, I shouldn't smell her beauty, wipe everything off and sleep with you."

Lawyer An got out of bed while singing, went to the bathroom, took a shower, and then walked to the sink table while wiping his body.

"When the hell is she finishing, I want to read a book for a while, she's a little noisy."

"It's art, you know? Art!

You have lived for hundreds of years, don't still be the tune of a country man, you have to know how to appreciate elegance, listen, how well people sing, "Red Plum Story" is sung, now turn to "Cannon Branding Pillar", tsk, hey, ah, ............"

Lawyer An hummed along, and his colleague took out facial cleanser to wipe his face, and said at the same time:

"Actually, it's a pity that Lao Xu in our bookstore didn't learn to sing, that little figure, that look, that posture, tsk, how many can hold it?"

"He doesn't make up and sing, and few of them can hold it."

"yes."

Lawyer An rinsed his face with water, then picked up a towel and wiped it.

Then

He was stunned,

Suddenly, he said in a deep voice:

"I think that people who disturb the people have to be cleaned up, affecting the rest of others, which is the most lacking in morality!"

The little boy put down his phone and wondered:

"Don't you appreciate elegance?"

"Disturbing elegance is another kind of rudeness!"

Lawyer An walked out of the bathroom in a huff,

I'm going to open the door,

Because he was facing the mirror when he just washed his face, lawyer An suddenly found that

His originally handsome, handsome and tasteful face was also replaced!

He can't afford it,

I still want to have a face!